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i am your host, stephen colbert.l, happy, happy-- ( cheers and applause ) happy thursday to you all! the midterms are not until the fall, but recently we've seen some major primaries that will be determining who will be going head to head on november 8. case in point: pack your yuenglings, your cheesesteaks, and whatever gritty's made of, because we're heading down to the keystone state, where the governor's race is heating up between pennsylvania democratic attorney general josh shapiro-- seen here trapped in a grape-flavored escape room-- ( laughter ) and pennsylvania republican state senator and meatball asking, "hey, you gonna finish that meatball?" doug mastriano. josh shapiro is leading the polls, but mastriano is making headlines, mostly because-- without getting too technical-- he is banana-balls. ( laughter ) how so? well, for one thing, he chartered buses to the "stop the steal" rally of january 6, and was part of the mob that marched on down to the capitol. so, no surprise, if he wins ( audience booing ) >
i am your host, stephen colbert.l, happy, happy-- ( cheers and applause ) happy thursday to you all! the midterms are not until the fall, but recently we've seen some major primaries that will be determining who will be going head to head on november 8. case in point: pack your yuenglings, your cheesesteaks, and whatever gritty's made of, because we're heading down to the keystone state, where the governor's race is heating up between pennsylvania democratic attorney general josh shapiro-- seen...
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the big announcement from stephen colbert on who will replace him. >>> and build it, and they will come. baseball pays tribute to an iconic movie in an iowa cornfield. this is the "cbs morning news." field. this is the "cbs morning news." when it's hot outside your car is like a sauna c. this is the "cbs morning news." get relief with febreze. open. it's a beautiful word. neighborhoods "open". fields "open". who doesn't love "open"? offices. homes. stages. possibilities. your world. open. and you can help keep it that way. ♪♪ (vo) beneful knows a full life doesn't just happen... and you can help kit's a choice... to take a swing... or take that big leap. to taste all life has to offer. because a joyful life... is a beneful life. ready to shine from the inside out? say “yes” to nature's bounty advanced gummies and jelly beans. the number one brand for hair, skin and nails. with two times more biotin to bring out more of your inner beauty. get more with nature's bounty. your record label is taking off. but so is your sound engineer. you need to hire. i need indeed. indeed you do. indeed i
the big announcement from stephen colbert on who will replace him. >>> and build it, and they will come. baseball pays tribute to an iconic movie in an iowa cornfield. this is the "cbs morning news." field. this is the "cbs morning news." when it's hot outside your car is like a sauna c. this is the "cbs morning news." get relief with febreze. open. it's a beautiful word. neighborhoods "open". fields "open". who doesn't love...
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i'm your host stephen colbert. i for one -- ( cheers and applause ) i, for one, i'm in a very good mood. you know, the kind you get when you find a dollar on the sidewalk or realize that our children may not be doomed to a fiery hellscape? because this weekend, the us senate finally approved a bill to fight climate change. ( cheers and applause ) thank god. finally. thank god, we're going to try to save the planet. 'cuz that is where i keep most of my stuff. this bill is chock full of great things for the environment like tax credits for renewable energy appliances and clean technology manufacturing, along with nearly $400 billion over 10 years in tax credits aimed at steering consumers to electric vehicles, all in all, it will cut greenhouse gas emissions by about 40%. ( cheers and applause ) that's huge. from now on, we'll be putting only good things into the air, like donut-flavored vape smoke. ( laughter ) it's not just climate change. the bill, called the inflation reduction act, will also make good on democra
i'm your host stephen colbert. i for one -- ( cheers and applause ) i, for one, i'm in a very good mood. you know, the kind you get when you find a dollar on the sidewalk or realize that our children may not be doomed to a fiery hellscape? because this weekend, the us senate finally approved a bill to fight climate change. ( cheers and applause ) thank god. finally. thank god, we're going to try to save the planet. 'cuz that is where i keep most of my stuff. this bill is chock full of great...
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. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert."us, stephen welcomes: james taylor. and colman domingo featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: shake it up, baby. shake it up. >> stephen: hello, friends! hey, everybody! louis, you know what that is? you know what that is, louis? that's a thursday crowd. you can't fake that. ( applause ) that's authentic. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. happy, happy-- ( cheers and applause ) happy thursday to you all! the midterms are not until the fall, but recently we've seen some major primaries that will be determining who will be going head to head on november 8. case in point: pack your yuenglings, your cheesesteaks, and whatever gritty's made of, because we're heading down to the keystone state, where the governor's race is heating up between pennsylvania democratic attorney general josh shapiro-- seen here trapped in a grape- flavored escape
. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert."us, stephen welcomes: james taylor. and colman domingo featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: shake it up, baby. shake it up. >> stephen: hello, friends! hey, everybody! louis, you know what that is? you know what that is, louis? that's a thursday crowd. you...
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> have a great night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> the "wall street journal" reports an informant tipped off federal investigators to the possibility there were more classified documents at the president's former florida home. >> according to rollen stone, donald trump is worried he may have a rat or multiple ratsz in his midst. he's wondering if his phones are tapped or even if his buddies could be wearing a wire. >> we here as mar-a-lago were recently shut down in an f.b.i. raid due to an inside informant possibly wearing a wire. but mar-a-lago is open again for business. we've just had to make a few changes to make sure the f.b.i. is not listening in. play tennis, shoot golf all without the confinement of clothes or an f.b.i. listening device. take a floppy jog with rudy giuliani, play horseshoes with mitch mcconnell or fish while proving you're loyal enough to keep a secret. so leave your worries and your wires behind and join mar-a-lago. >> we will no longer tolerate -- >> announcer: it's "the late
the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> have a great night. captioning sponsored by cbs >> the "wall street journal" reports an informant tipped off federal investigators to the possibility there were more classified documents at the president's former florida home. >> according to rollen stone, donald trump is worried he may have a rat or multiple ratsz in his midst. he's wondering if his phones are tapped or even if his buddies could be wearing a wire....
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welcome to "the late show," i'm your host stephen colbert.ntlemen, make no mistake, and we are back, my friends! we were on break for two weeks, and thank you for noticing my tan. this is as tan as i get. i went from "porcelain" to "poached chicken breast." ( laughter and applause ) but not everyone's having fun in the sun. because a sweltering heat wave is sweeping across europe. this is a nightmare for europeans, okay. they don't have a lot of air conditioning in their homes over there and how can they possibly cool off? those swimsuits can't get any smaller! ( laughter ) across that continent, european countries are facing weather they've never seen before. in france, temperatures are expected to top 104 degrees, and authorities are warning of a "heat apocalypse." in response, the french government is reminding all mimes to crack a window in their invisible boxes. ( applause ) it's not just france. britain is on course for its hottest day on record. to stay cool, the guards at buckingham palace waxed their hats. very painful, that's very p
welcome to "the late show," i'm your host stephen colbert.ntlemen, make no mistake, and we are back, my friends! we were on break for two weeks, and thank you for noticing my tan. this is as tan as i get. i went from "porcelain" to "poached chicken breast." ( laughter and applause ) but not everyone's having fun in the sun. because a sweltering heat wave is sweeping across europe. this is a nightmare for europeans, okay. they don't have a lot of air conditioning in...
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>> announcer: it's "the late >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: plus, stephen welcomes: congressman adam schiff chiwetel ejiofor and musical guest kurt vile featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) welcome, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. and i-- ( cheers and applause ). you feel that? you feel that? that is raw, uncut, blue flake excitement because everybody knows tomorrow night, at long last, the public hearings on the january 6 insurrection will finally kick off. they'll be broadcast here on cbs, and afterward, "the late show" will be live! boom! ( applause ) so tomorrow night, tune in to watch me talk about what happened, when they were talking about what happened on the day we all said, "what the hell just happened?" ( laughter ) ( applause ) tomorrow night-- starting tomorrow-- for two weeks, right? it's two week
>> announcer: it's "the late >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight: plus, stephen welcomes: congressman adam schiff chiwetel ejiofor and musical guest kurt vile featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) welcome, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, one and all, to "the late...
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. news continues streaming on cbs bay . have a great night! captioning sponsored by cbs >> walt disney gettin' a little racy here because on friday they began streaming r rated movies on its flagship disney+ streaming service. that happened for the first time. >> hbo max and etflix have always shown r rated content, now disney+ are wading into the picture as well. so far they were the only major streamer to stick with pg rated content. so uh... this is anotother way ththey are looking toto compete a and attractiting eyeballlls. >>>> with disney+ + you know y n count onon an unrivavaled catalf entertainmnment, suitatable fore whwhole familyly but afterer taa lookok at our ununder perforormg numbers wiwith adults,s, we've decideded to adjustst our contet for a a more maturure audiencec. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (♪ to "l"let it go" " ♪) >> w with just a a few slighghts these e iconic chaharacters arae rrelatable t to a whole e new dedemographicc. ♪ ♪ ♪ ((♪ to "i c can show you ththe world" ♪) ♪ ♪ ♪ >> we even called up academy award winner
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i am your host, stephen colbert. to start off tonight-- a quick congratulations to the people here in the theater, but especially the people at home, because if we're being broadcast right now at 11:35 eastern time, that means we're not at war with china. i'm a big fan of me, but i feel like i might be preempted if that was happening. here's why i bring it up: tensions have been rising between the u.s. and china ever since the chinese learned that speaker nancy pelosi was planning a trip to taiwan, which would call into question america's "one china" policy that acknowledges that taiwan is part of china, but not really. the threats from the chinese government have not been subtle. last week, the chinese warned that "those who play with fire will perish by it." have you seen california? ( laughter ) that's not the threat it once was, china. the chinese continue to rattle their flaming saber, warning, "the visit would trigger severe consequences," and warned that their military won't sit by idly, with their government
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i am your host, stephen colbert.ntlemen i am still-- ( cheers and applause ) i'm still all hot and bothered about the f.b.i. raid at mar-a-lago. turns out, my kink is consequences. we're learning more juicy deets about the raid. it's becoming increasingly clear that the search was tied to an ongoing investigation into whether the former president took classified records from the white house to his florida residence. spoiler: he did. ( laughter ) we already know he did. no matter what it is, it's always what you thought, but worse than you imagined. ( laughter ) he incited an insurrection. he extorted ukraine. he put the bop in the bop shoe bop shoe bop. he put the ram in the ramalama ding dong! then, made the ramalama ding dong sign an n.d.a. he's already admitted he did it. about seven months ago, the former president revealed that he had unlawful possession of classified material when he turned over 15 boxes of items to the national archives. so, i'm sure you're saying, "hey, steve, if he turned it over, why did th
i am your host, stephen colbert.ntlemen i am still-- ( cheers and applause ) i'm still all hot and bothered about the f.b.i. raid at mar-a-lago. turns out, my kink is consequences. we're learning more juicy deets about the raid. it's becoming increasingly clear that the search was tied to an ongoing investigation into whether the former president took classified records from the white house to his florida residence. spoiler: he did. ( laughter ) we already know he did. no matter what it is,...
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>> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert."ht: plus, stephen welcomes: ron howard and morfydd clark featuring jon batiste and stay human, with special guest james taylor. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: who knew? who knew? hey, hey! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( applause ) hello, james. hey, everybody! >> audience: stephen! stephen! welcome, one and all, in here, out there, all around the world to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) listen to that, listen to that. i just want to go out into the yudancy and hug all of you. ( applause ) i was hoping the feeling was mutual, but evidently, not. the big story today is all about tomorrow, because yesterday, five states held primaries, and i'll tell you all about that tonight. most alarming about the election is that the big winners include several election deniers backed by the former president. apparently, the majority of republican voters don't trust voting. so after they cast their ballots, they
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>>> thanks for watching, the late show with sthen colbert is next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good night. >> we begin with that dramatic escalation in donald trump's legal problems as the f.b.i. searched his estate in south florida yesterday, unannounced. the former president posted just before 7:00 p.m. last night that mar-a-lago was "currently under siege, raided, and occupied by a large group of f.b.i. agents." >> it is literally hard to narrow down the potential federal crimes, which potential federal grand jury investigation this raid might have pertained to. >> it's time to play everybody's favorite game: "which crime is it?" ( applause ) we give you a legal action and you try to guess which of the former president's many crimes it's related to. yesterday, the f.b.i. raided the former president's home in palm beach and removed multiple boxes of evidence. this action by the f.b.i. is clearly related to one of the former president's many crimes. all you have to do is guess which crime is it? tom, you're up. pick the
>>> thanks for watching, the late show with sthen colbert is next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good night. >> we begin with that dramatic escalation in donald trump's legal problems as the f.b.i. searched his estate in south florida yesterday, unannounced. the former president posted just before 7:00 p.m. last night that mar-a-lago was "currently under siege, raided, and occupied by a large group of f.b.i. agents." >> it is literally...
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i am your host, stephen colbert.ers and applause ) you know, america is changing so fast. every day seems to bring shocking news that radically unsettles what we believe this country should be. and it's happened again, because taco bell's latest tostada features a giant cheez-it. all right. i think i speak for all americans when i say ahhhh. mmm... ohhh. ( laughter ) i'm exciting about this idea. let's take a look. behold, the snack of madness! it's like my dreams and my nightmares had a baby, and then baptized it in ground beef. ( laughter ) the giant cheez-it is 16-times larger than a normal cheez-it, with the same taste and texture as a cheez-it. so you won't lose any of that flavor that can only be described as "it." ( laughter ) it's got real "it" flavor. it's made with real "it." louis when i heard about this, i was totally ready for the "it" to hit the fan. but, unfortunately, the giant cheez-it tostada is currently available at just one taco bell location, in irvine, california. well, i'm sorry, ladies and ge
i am your host, stephen colbert.ers and applause ) you know, america is changing so fast. every day seems to bring shocking news that radically unsettles what we believe this country should be. and it's happened again, because taco bell's latest tostada features a giant cheez-it. all right. i think i speak for all americans when i say ahhhh. mmm... ohhh. ( laughter ) i'm exciting about this idea. let's take a look. behold, the snack of madness! it's like my dreams and my nightmares had a baby,...
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( toilet flushing ) >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: plus, stephen welcomes: ben stiller and d'arcy carden featuring jon batiste and "stay human" with special guest joe walsh. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: good to see you, my friend. hello, joseph. hello, louis. happy tuesday. hey, everybody! yeah, yeah. welcome, welcome one and all. thanks, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. it is-- ( cheers and applause ) what is it? what was it today? it was like 96 degrees outside. thank you all for standing up in this heat and being here tonight. of course, it may be hot out there-- ( applause ) you're the heroes. stay hydrated. it may be hot outside, but in here it's christmas. because yesterday, we got the present we wanted: f.b.i. agents raided mar-a-lago. ( cheers and applause ) oh, mwah! that is the most beautiful sentence america has ever produced. it's right up there with "we put cheese ins
( toilet flushing ) >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight: plus, stephen welcomes: ben stiller and d'arcy carden featuring jon batiste and "stay human" with special guest joe walsh. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: good to see you, my friend. hello, joseph. hello, louis. happy tuesday. hey, everybody! yeah, yeah. welcome, welcome one and all....
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. wednesday tomorr captioning sponsored by cbs >> a political deal that surprised even washington insiders. west virginia democrat senator joe manchin reversing course and agreeing to support its party's climate change, healthcare, and taxes bill. >> you never see washington surprised like it is this morning. >> what are you kidding me? >> shut up! >> i cannot believe what i am hearing! >> come on! >> no way! >> are you for real! >> that's impossible! >> what! >> what! >> what? >> what! >> ( screeching ) what's happening!? >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." >> featuring jon batiste and stay human. with special guest st. vincent. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: hello! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ >> stephen: nice to see you. good to see you. nice to see you. happy thursday. happy thursday. please, have a seat, everybody, please! you're very kind. very nice. welcome, one and all to "the late show
the late show with stephen colbert is next. wednesday tomorr captioning sponsored by cbs >> a political deal that surprised even washington insiders. west virginia democrat senator joe manchin reversing course and agreeing to support its party's climate change, healthcare, and taxes bill. >> you never see washington surprised like it is this morning. >> what are you kidding me? >> shut up! >> i cannot believe what i am hearing! >> come on! >> no way!...
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i am your host, stephen colbert. applause ) listen to that, listen to that. i just want to go out into the audience and hug all of you. ( applause ) ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) i was hoping the feeling was mutual, but evidently not. the big story today is all about tomorrow, because yesterday, five states held primaries, and i'll tell you all about that tonight. most alarming about the elections is that many of the big winners include several election deniers backed by the former president. apparently, the majority of republican voters don't trust voting. so after they cast their ballots, they got multiple stickers: "i voted." "or did i?!" "stop the sticker!" ( laughter and applause ) now, when it comes to election denial, a lot of republicans just talk the talky. if you want someone who walks the walky, look no further than arizona republican gubernatorial candidate and mom who's going to lead this pta meeting ♪ in sooong! ♪ ( laughter ) kari lake. lake's race against karrin taylor robson is currently too c
i am your host, stephen colbert. applause ) listen to that, listen to that. i just want to go out into the audience and hug all of you. ( applause ) ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) i was hoping the feeling was mutual, but evidently not. the big story today is all about tomorrow, because yesterday, five states held primaries, and i'll tell you all about that tonight. most alarming about the elections is that many of the big winners include several election deniers backed by the former...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.to give it to you straight-- ( cheers and applause ) i'm going to shoot you straight: things are looking a little rough right now. the climate is on fire, democracy is hanging on by a pube, and just when we thought we couldn't take another punch to the national gut-- we've learned that klondike's choco taco has been discontinued after almost 40 years. ( audience reacts ) no, not the choco taco! it was the only dessert with as much real beef as taco bell! ( laughter and applause ) and may i point out-- ( cheers and applause ) yeah. and may i point out, we learned this shocking news on a taco tuesday. ( laughter ) that's just salted caramel in the wound. according to "people" magazine-- the magazine written specifically for people-- the choco taco was discontinued due to an unprecedented spike in demand for different klondike products over the past two years. other klondike products? well, i guess the answer to "what would you do for a klondike bar?" is ruin childhood. ( laughter ) and,
i'm your host, stephen colbert.to give it to you straight-- ( cheers and applause ) i'm going to shoot you straight: things are looking a little rough right now. the climate is on fire, democracy is hanging on by a pube, and just when we thought we couldn't take another punch to the national gut-- we've learned that klondike's choco taco has been discontinued after almost 40 years. ( audience reacts ) no, not the choco taco! it was the only dessert with as much real beef as taco bell! (...
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this guy chris look at fake news cnn, maybe it's time for them to go back to stephen colbert where hee from. later tonight, new york has gone from bad to worse as the city refuses to lock up repeat offenders, all in the name of social justice. now many residents are forced to take matters into their own hands. we're going to talk what local boxing and mma coach leapt into action against a violent criminal, but first we begin tonight with a common theme from the biden white house and that is one of weakness. take a look. >> i must admit, i spoke about the possibility of my being able to buy one of those corvettes that are electric vehicles and i'm not going to be able to do it because i can drive a vehicle while i am present beer >> good for the economy and the environment. >> thank you. is it all right if i ask a question, brian? >> of course, mr. president. i'm just going to ask secretary yellen to offer -- >> before you do, can i ask a question? >> of course. >> i would like to ask a question. >> sean: you can't make this up, anyone can see the joe biden is physically, mentally just
this guy chris look at fake news cnn, maybe it's time for them to go back to stephen colbert where hee from. later tonight, new york has gone from bad to worse as the city refuses to lock up repeat offenders, all in the name of social justice. now many residents are forced to take matters into their own hands. we're going to talk what local boxing and mma coach leapt into action against a violent criminal, but first we begin tonight with a common theme from the biden white house and that is one...
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ivanka. >> it's the late show with stephen colbert. tonight's feel fast better plus stephen welcomes patton oswalt and energy secretary jennifer granholm. featuring jon batiste and stay human with special guest james taylor. and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city it's stephen colbert. >> stephen: oh hey. (applause). >> stephen: thank you my friends, thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you. (cheers and applause). >> stephen: okay. hey, everybody. welcome one and all to the late show. i'm your host, coco show. happy monday. it's the first of august. typically, a month when the news slows down. americans go on vacation, congress gears up for recess, and wolf blitzer hits the situation hammock. and that slow news may explain why today's top headline is joe biden tested positive again for coronavirus. that's right! extra! extra! man never really that sick, still technically sick. last week, biden tested negative, now he's positive again. experts say he's likely experiencing paxlovid 'rebound.' wow, getting cov
ivanka. >> it's the late show with stephen colbert. tonight's feel fast better plus stephen welcomes patton oswalt and energy secretary jennifer granholm. featuring jon batiste and stay human with special guest james taylor. and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city it's stephen colbert. >> stephen: oh hey. (applause). >> stephen: thank you my friends, thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you. (cheers and applause). >> stephen: okay. hey,...
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. surprised even washington insiders. west virginia democrat senator joe manchin reversing course and agreeing to support its party's climate change, healthcare, and taxes bill. >> you never see washington surprised like it is this morning. >> what are you kidding me? >> shut up! >> i cannot believe what i am hearing! >> come on! >> no way! >> are you for real! >> that's impossible! >> what! >> what! >> what? >> what! >> ( screeching ) what's happening!? >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert."
the late show with stephen colbert is next. surprised even washington insiders. west virginia democrat senator joe manchin reversing course and agreeing to support its party's climate change, healthcare, and taxes bill. >> you never see washington surprised like it is this morning. >> what are you kidding me? >> shut up! >> i cannot believe what i am hearing! >> come on! >> no way! >> are you for real! >> that's impossible! >> what! >>...
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i am your host, stephen colbert.because nobody won last night, so the mega millions lotto jackpot is over $1 billion. ( cheers and applause ) oh, yeah. that's "billion" with a capital "n" on the end. a billion dollars. think of what you could buy with all that money: a mansion, a yacht, a tank of gas-- not premium, but a tank of gas. for those of you who haven't checked yet, you lost. ( laughter ) also-- don't know-- ( applause ) by the way, if i win, i'm donating half of my money to find a cure for mega ball. courage. i have a very good chance, because i'm very good at picking numbers. off the top of my head: 17, 36, 54-- i could do this all day-- 12, 8. ( laughter ) by the way, i just said all those numbers, and if a viewer wins using any of those numbers, in any combination, i think it's only fair that we split the prize. experts say-- experts say-- ( applause ) that's an implicit contract. experts say that the chances of any of us winning actually any of the mega millions are astronomically small. they're about t
i am your host, stephen colbert.because nobody won last night, so the mega millions lotto jackpot is over $1 billion. ( cheers and applause ) oh, yeah. that's "billion" with a capital "n" on the end. a billion dollars. think of what you could buy with all that money: a mansion, a yacht, a tank of gas-- not premium, but a tank of gas. for those of you who haven't checked yet, you lost. ( laughter ) also-- don't know-- ( applause ) by the way, if i win, i'm donating half of my...
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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! playing ) >> stephen: you better buckle up because we are almost live-- almost! oh! oh, my friends. hello! ( audience chants stephen ) >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen! ♪♪ whoo! whoo! oh, it's electric in here. oh, my god the energy is unbelievable! you can feel it! we're riding a wave! oh... please have a seat. ladies and gentlemen, please have a seat up there. welcome to "the late show," ladies and gentlemen and girl wonder. ( cheers and applause ) we're going to change the world. i'm your host, stephen colbert, and tonight-- ( cheers and applause ) thank you, my friends. thank you very much. and tonight, we're coming to you not quite live after today's january 6th committee hearings. today's installment was huge. gigantic. it was super big-- (gulps) gulp! the committee painted a chilling and criminally insane portrait of an attempt to steal the election by weaponizing the department of justice courtesy of former president scammy doofus, jr. ( laughter ) ( applause ) now-
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! playing ) >> stephen: you better buckle up because we are almost live-- almost! oh! oh, my friends. hello! ( audience chants stephen ) >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen! ♪♪ whoo! whoo! oh, it's electric in here. oh, my god the energy is unbelievable! you can feel it! we're riding a wave! oh... please have a seat. ladies and gentlemen, please have a seat up there. welcome to...
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i am your host, stephen colbert.and gentlemen-- ( cheers and applause ) we are coming to you just hours after the january 6th committee shocked the world with a hearing that can only be described as "coo-coo, awooga, psshhhh, wawawa, hatchi matchi!" and nobody, nobody saw this coming. they were scheduled to be in recess until the week of july 11. they hauled everybody back in from vacation! congressman bennie thompson was still wearing his floaties. ( laughter ) so why the urgency? the committee could not wait to share some hot new deets about what was going on in the white house on january 6, courtesy of former mark meadows top aide and future oscar-winning role for jennifer lawrence, cassidy hutchinson. now, we've seen hutchinson before in video testimony from last thursday's hearings, where she spilled the tea on the seditionist congressmen who asked for pardons. >> mr. gaetz and mr. brooks, i know both advocated for there to be a blanket pardon for members involved in that meeting. mr. gohmert asked for one as we
i am your host, stephen colbert.and gentlemen-- ( cheers and applause ) we are coming to you just hours after the january 6th committee shocked the world with a hearing that can only be described as "coo-coo, awooga, psshhhh, wawawa, hatchi matchi!" and nobody, nobody saw this coming. they were scheduled to be in recess until the week of july 11. they hauled everybody back in from vacation! congressman bennie thompson was still wearing his floaties. ( laughter ) so why the urgency?...
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it's still online. -- it says that people liked douglass mackey more than they liked nbc or even colbert. having grown up as you did in a country where people were allowed to choose what they -- but according to the government joe biden runs, that's a felony. you don't have to be a right-winger to find that terrifying. in a free country, you have the right to say what you think in public, period. it doesn't matter who is offended, doesn't matter people consider your views ugly. even if every person finds your opinions horrifying and beyond the pale, you still have the right to express them, because were born that right. it's inherent. you can't be sent to prison for your political views ever. if that's the core principle of the united states, the principle that the marines fought to the top of mount sir bocce to protect. for all of these memes, douglass mackey's speech was worth to fund income of almost nobody defended it. his life was destroyed by the biden justice department. he is still in limbo facing ten years because "the new york times" called him a far right twitter troll, and no
it's still online. -- it says that people liked douglass mackey more than they liked nbc or even colbert. having grown up as you did in a country where people were allowed to choose what they -- but according to the government joe biden runs, that's a felony. you don't have to be a right-winger to find that terrifying. in a free country, you have the right to say what you think in public, period. it doesn't matter who is offended, doesn't matter people consider your views ugly. even if every...
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he wants to bring colbert over to cnn. and if you look at cnn on a given hour, you see no difference right now between the zucker era to whatever this is now. . g and if anything, chris lichtor is going to bring cnn more to the left. if donald trump runs and this once proud news organization, remember the first gulf war, bernie shaw and peter arnett, that's when the network waswa actually worth watching. they're going to enjoy g their distant third status and total viewers. they're getting beat right now by the hallmark channelma and tlc. and i knowi the latter is pamkn bondi is go to show and that'sut true. but hey, look, happy news time, right? newsand you've got to do better than that. i don't know. i think reruns ofhi the flintstones might do better last 30 seconds of becausenknk0 i like the hallmark channel,on by the way, yeah, sean, it's sad. it's dangerous. 'swhat they're doing and they're bringing more division to our country. what if they ever tried to embrace the america first agenda? what would happen then? jobs
he wants to bring colbert over to cnn. and if you look at cnn on a given hour, you see no difference right now between the zucker era to whatever this is now. . g and if anything, chris lichtor is going to bring cnn more to the left. if donald trump runs and this once proud news organization, remember the first gulf war, bernie shaw and peter arnett, that's when the network waswa actually worth watching. they're going to enjoy g their distant third status and total viewers. they're getting beat...
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grew to the value of 26 percent to $722000000000.00, driven by the growing cost of energy payments . colbert joins as from the association of german chambers of industry and commerce . better than expected search there and records nets, despite the warranty grade and the pandemic and supply disruptions. how should we read the numbers? well, to be frank, are our expectations for the german exports have still been quite dampened over the last couple of months? and while the latest figures now may seem positive at the 1st glance, it is clear that a lot of these increases are actually due to price increases. and, and that's really a pity because, you know, german exports with a ratio of 50 percent of the term g. d p means that every, every 2 percent increase will translate to one percent increase in g d p. and so, so these exports mainly and imports increases mainly being due to price increases means that in real terms, foreign trade is stagnating, which is not normal for germany. so that doesn't leave really much of this export growth at all, and germany is on the edge of a downturn. what would
grew to the value of 26 percent to $722000000000.00, driven by the growing cost of energy payments . colbert joins as from the association of german chambers of industry and commerce . better than expected search there and records nets, despite the warranty grade and the pandemic and supply disruptions. how should we read the numbers? well, to be frank, are our expectations for the german exports have still been quite dampened over the last couple of months? and while the latest figures now may...
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be much easier to access lamar over the past few weeks, have seen of teddy uptick in the number of colbert cases in the country. while according to the health ministry, a large majority of the population had received new jobs. it's the number of wooster short administered, which has them concerned. according to government data, a shocking 92 percent of people who are eligible for corporate 19 both to vaccine have not taken the shots yet to increase this number. the government is taking different measures including making the booster shots available for free to all age groups. for a limited period of time, dr. k, she not read the says it's not just about the ease of getting a booster shot. it is also a perception that the or micron variant of the virus that will not result in a severe disease. and a sense of cynicism that the vaccine won't really prevent infection from happening in the 1st place when you, but he adds, it's important to keep encouraging people to get the jefferson plus, as it can prevent a large number of infection from turning severe. if the severity of infection is low, th
be much easier to access lamar over the past few weeks, have seen of teddy uptick in the number of colbert cases in the country. while according to the health ministry, a large majority of the population had received new jobs. it's the number of wooster short administered, which has them concerned. according to government data, a shocking 92 percent of people who are eligible for corporate 19 both to vaccine have not taken the shots yet to increase this number. the government is taking...
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thanks for watching, stephen colbert is next. >> have a great night. - [narrator] the following program is paid for by pintas and mullins, the law firm dedicated to fighting for the survivors of sex abuse for more than three decades. this program contains graphic content and difficult descriptions of sexual assault. viewer discretion is strongly advised. if you are survivor of sexual abuse by an obgyn, physician,
thanks for watching, stephen colbert is next. >> have a great night. - [narrator] the following program is paid for by pintas and mullins, the law firm dedicated to fighting for the survivors of sex abuse for more than three decades. this program contains graphic content and difficult descriptions of sexual assault. viewer discretion is strongly advised. if you are survivor of sexual abuse by an obgyn, physician,
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thanks for watching the late show with stephen colbert is next >> have a great night.at music) - hi everyone, and welcome to legal help center. this is where we have professionals standing by to answer your questions regarding personal injury. so if you've been injured in an accident that was not your fault, like a car accident or a slip and fall, we can help.
thanks for watching the late show with stephen colbert is next >> have a great night.at music) - hi everyone, and welcome to legal help center. this is where we have professionals standing by to answer your questions regarding personal injury. so if you've been injured in an accident that was not your fault, like a car accident or a slip and fall, we can help.
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she will — this is charlotte colbert's drama—horror—thriller, call it what you will, set in the scottishing in a retreat with her nurse. and things take a very interesting turn — it touches on witchcraft, it touches on the metoo movement, there's folk horror elements, there's a bit of dark comedy there — rupert everett is rather amusing as this sort of flamboyant man running the retreat. there's a lot going on. i really liked it, i think it's a really interesting film, visually stunning. it stayed with me, for sure — i watched it first at the london film festival, and it really stuck with me. i think the atmosphere is incredible, and the whole storyline — the idea that that the women of the past are inspiring and empowering the women of the present through the earth — i thought that was rather powerful. i loved the filming of it and the look of it. it is well documented — it's a little bit too creepy for my taste, but i know that's testament to how well it's made that i found it very creepy, i think, because that is the point. but it is really well—made. and is it a debut feature? i thou
she will — this is charlotte colbert's drama—horror—thriller, call it what you will, set in the scottishing in a retreat with her nurse. and things take a very interesting turn — it touches on witchcraft, it touches on the metoo movement, there's folk horror elements, there's a bit of dark comedy there — rupert everett is rather amusing as this sort of flamboyant man running the retreat. there's a lot going on. i really liked it, i think it's a really interesting film, visually...
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> - [announcer 1] the following is a paid advertisement for plexaderm skincare. - [announcer 2] watch this. it's all 100% real. witness what happens to this woman's bags under her eyes in an actual time-lapse, in just minutes. nothing has been doctored or tampered with. the very real problem will disappear before your eyes and hers with a revolutionary topical formulation that works in just minutes and the effects will last for hours and hours.
the late show with stephen colbert is next. >> - [announcer 1] the following is a paid advertisement for plexaderm skincare. - [announcer 2] watch this. it's all 100% real. witness what happens to this woman's bags under her eyes in an actual time-lapse, in just minutes. nothing has been doctored or tampered with. the very real problem will disappear before your eyes and hers with a revolutionary topical formulation that works in just minutes and the effects will last for hours and hours.
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. >>> thanks for watching, the late show with stephen colbert is next.the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good night. - [narrator] the following program is a paid commercial announcement from great healthworks. - welcome, my name is connie craig-carrol, and i'm so glad that you're joining me. the chances are you or someone you know, is dealing with the challenges and the limitations of pain in our back, knee, shoulders every day.
. >>> thanks for watching, the late show with stephen colbert is next.the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good night. - [narrator] the following program is a paid commercial announcement from great healthworks. - welcome, my name is connie craig-carrol, and i'm so glad that you're joining me. the chances are you or someone you know, is dealing with the challenges and the limitations of pain in our back, knee, shoulders every day.
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healing because all my apologies, the nationalists manager pro russian activist 10 camp at cooney, colbert field. mm hm. hunting down those hiding in the nearby trade union building. mm hm. they sent the building on fire. people who jumped to other windows to escape the frames of being finished off by radicals with baseball bats. 48 killed and about 300 wounded. ah, what did you say the shuttle bus we can do shop um store credit, union procedures for shane. yeah. unless that will be suspended here. mr. tina has done you lose your order to book with us daniel loud when you move. that is no, i will drop the browser to what i'm telling him or whatever. so my getting them is the only mills toys. like i stay up bro, i need a few to g. you get a pull, just the really voice because the from what i need a heap of his muscle. you possess new phones when he got pop off. what schumann please put the most a. we pull the chart because it are the most the now both, both sheila, because i don't store, i mean you're sure to weapon you the listening to the quick us company minus the would you post maybe a
healing because all my apologies, the nationalists manager pro russian activist 10 camp at cooney, colbert field. mm hm. hunting down those hiding in the nearby trade union building. mm hm. they sent the building on fire. people who jumped to other windows to escape the frames of being finished off by radicals with baseball bats. 48 killed and about 300 wounded. ah, what did you say the shuttle bus we can do shop um store credit, union procedures for shane. yeah. unless that will be suspended...
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since 2015, he has reached national audiences nightly as bandleader on "stephen colbert."says it wasn't always that way. jon: i think about my experiences, maybe eight or nine years old and i was very shy on stage. i did not have the performers jean when i first started out. -- performer's gene when i first started out. developing the craft of being a performer is the same as developing the craft of my instrument. you watch tapes and youtube, people of the past and are around today and you go out and put yourself in a position to execute on all of these things you have learned, and over time you figure out your voice. jeffrey: as notable as the number of grammy nominations and wins was the range of categories including jazz, r&b, american roots music for a single that was the soundtrack for the movie"soul." the goal? jon: to expand what is in the popular space, to expand the art and the perception of a black artist and the perception of someone who exists and has all of these influences and is not categorize a bowl. -- categorizable. jeffrey: and that also means taking to
since 2015, he has reached national audiences nightly as bandleader on "stephen colbert."says it wasn't always that way. jon: i think about my experiences, maybe eight or nine years old and i was very shy on stage. i did not have the performers jean when i first started out. -- performer's gene when i first started out. developing the craft of being a performer is the same as developing the craft of my instrument. you watch tapes and youtube, people of the past and are around today...
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the late show with stephen colbert is n >> we're c h,se aooo soght.d by cbs >> and in missouri, the confusion comes courtesy of donald trump who made a deliberately vague-- quote, unquote-- endorsement on monday. >> he sent an email last night saying he was endorsing eric, no last name provided. the problem: two of the three serious candidates in the race are named eric. now both erics are saying the former president is supporting them. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> i am honored to endorse the tremendous man. he's tough, he's strong, he's a human being. this guy has two legs, and he breathes oxygen. he's from a place called the planet earth. and his name is person. a vote for person is a vote for hi
the late show with stephen colbert is n >> we're c h,se aooo soght.d by cbs >> and in missouri, the confusion comes courtesy of donald trump who made a deliberately vague-- quote, unquote-- endorsement on monday. >> he sent an email last night saying he was endorsing eric, no last name provided. the problem: two of the three serious candidates in the race are named eric. now both erics are saying the former president is supporting them. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> i am honored to...
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i was tempted to read that and ask stephen colbert, you know, you weren't there at the time in 1973, but the late night television hosts, are they upset that they didn't make the cut? >> [laughs] >> the people who are enemies. >> the enemies list. >> yeah. >> nixon maintained that the white house had an enemies list of people -- >> to be screwed, to have their tax returns, et cetera, et cetera. >> the story turned in the summer of 1973 when sam ervin and the watergate committee started hearings. we have a clip of the opening of those hearings. i will follow up after that. let's take a listen. >> we are beginning these hearings today -- the questions that have been raised in an an atmosphere of the utmost gravity. -- if the many allegations made this day are true, then the burglars who broke into the national committee at watergate were in effect breaking into the home of every citizen of the united states. if these allegations prove to be true, what they were seeking to steal was not jewels, money, or other property of american citizens, but something much more valuable. their most p
i was tempted to read that and ask stephen colbert, you know, you weren't there at the time in 1973, but the late night television hosts, are they upset that they didn't make the cut? >> [laughs] >> the people who are enemies. >> the enemies list. >> yeah. >> nixon maintained that the white house had an enemies list of people -- >> to be screwed, to have their tax returns, et cetera, et cetera. >> the story turned in the summer of 1973 when sam ervin...
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thanks for watching, stephen colbert is next. >> have a great night.by cbs >> stunning revelations with the new memoir of former president trump's son-in-law. in his new book breaking history a white house memoir jared kushner details multiple clashes with one time fellow trump advisor steve bannon. >> bannon threatened to quote break him in half if kushner turned on him. >> jared kushner's new memoir, breaking history details his time in the white house. and audible has the exclusive audio book. enjoy breaking history as read by jared kushner. >> after being bullied by bannon, steve kept asking me if i wanted a donut, i haveev
thanks for watching, stephen colbert is next. >> have a great night.by cbs >> stunning revelations with the new memoir of former president trump's son-in-law. in his new book breaking history a white house memoir jared kushner details multiple clashes with one time fellow trump advisor steve bannon. >> bannon threatened to quote break him in half if kushner turned on him. >> jared kushner's new memoir, breaking history details his time in the white house. and audible has...
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thanks for watching the late show with stephen colbert is next >> have a great night.red by cbs >> a new york city restaurateur is speaking out after a couple was caught fornicating in her dining shed. according to the owner, her "outside dining shed is being used as a sex den," and she wants the city to put a stop. to it. ♪ ♪ ♪
thanks for watching the late show with stephen colbert is next >> have a great night.red by cbs >> a new york city restaurateur is speaking out after a couple was caught fornicating in her dining shed. according to the owner, her "outside dining shed is being used as a sex den," and she wants the city to put a stop. to it. ♪ ♪ ♪
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you can google stephen colbert, it's a long story but it's funny and kind of shocking and we're but it says a lot about my mom and how interesting she was. >> aidan wants to know how difficult to write this book with your work and responsibilities as well as parenting and how long the book took and you can put that into one. >> we can both talk about that, from my perspective we agreed to do this together. i think it was a little bit before covid in my mind it comes together and i'm a little confused, and my memory we agreed to do this and then you were having a child so you were able to do a w bunch of actual legwork and research with the inclination or the ability or time to do because it was still in the midst of the election and my schedule was really insane and then we discussed how we wanted it to be, i think i wrote the gladys chapter i can't remember if i wrote that first. >> is started with the chapter about your cousin because we were both moved by the mental image. for those of you that don't know the breakers is theop vanderbilt state in newport rhode island r that is the b
you can google stephen colbert, it's a long story but it's funny and kind of shocking and we're but it says a lot about my mom and how interesting she was. >> aidan wants to know how difficult to write this book with your work and responsibilities as well as parenting and how long the book took and you can put that into one. >> we can both talk about that, from my perspective we agreed to do this together. i think it was a little bit before covid in my mind it comes together and i'm...
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gracie colbert is the founder of black women media views. jordan is a political government affairs consultant. welcome to you all, i'm happy you are here. there is lots of news today. look, i want to start with you because you're just gonna lay it out for the viewers. you've been covering congress for a while. did you ever think we would see the state with this bill? >> well, i think you have to give chuck schumer a crack ton of credit. i mean he bought some tremendous headwinds to bring the steel together and i think most people have the biden agenda was dead in the water in many months ago. that it could not be resurrected. and he secretly or quietly adopted a strategy of going one-on-one with these two senators, kyrsten sinema and joe manchin, and securing these deals with them individually. and then he waited until they had secured bipartisan bill after bipartisan bill two nouns the reconciliation to deal, totally catching republicans off-guard and by surprise. and so i think that, you know, if you had asked me six months ago they have a
gracie colbert is the founder of black women media views. jordan is a political government affairs consultant. welcome to you all, i'm happy you are here. there is lots of news today. look, i want to start with you because you're just gonna lay it out for the viewers. you've been covering congress for a while. did you ever think we would see the state with this bill? >> well, i think you have to give chuck schumer a crack ton of credit. i mean he bought some tremendous headwinds to bring...