i'm your host, stephen colbert. it's my job, here are talking about what everybody was talking about today but it was a very strange news day, full people. which is why we've entitled tonight's monologue the late show's "oops! exhibit a-hole, fox news chairman and corpse dragged from the sea, rupert murdoch. last month, murdoch sat down for a deposition as part of dominion voting systems' $1.6 billion lawsuit against fox news, and he admitted under oath that election lies were knowingly an hannity, jeanine pirro, lou dobbs, and maria bartiromo. collectively known as "dumb, dumber, dumbest, and sean hannity." [cheers and applause] as a whole had endorsed the stolen election narrative, he replied, "not fox, no. not fox."ut if your most vieweds endorsed it, then your network endorsed it. i'd like to see this guy in a murder trial. "did i stab that fella? no! i mean, my hand did, but he's an independent contractor. good job, hand. just like we planned it." here's the thing. when asked about people like sean hannity endo

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for the late show with stephen colbert. crabs aren't people. >> peo >> at a recent house presentation on energy, texas representative ronny jackson, formerly known as "dr. feelgood" for his generous pill prescriptions, could be seen touching his nose behind a posterboard, leading some to believe he was doing cocaine. >> you're watching c-span3. let me know how it is. i'll be watching netflix. up next, representative aaron bean and former president trump's personal physician, dr. ronny jackson. >> mr. speaker, it doesn't have to be this way. >> [sniffing] >> the united states has the resources, the know-how, and the expertise to be once again an energy independent nation. >> [burbling] >> and an exporter of energy. american energy is not the enemy. it's the solution. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... read 'em and veep. first, stephen welcomes taron egerton and jay chandrasekhar. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city

when he would become somebody else. >> stephen: the colbert report.at to do and how to handle you so i walked in and sat on your lap and kissed you and that shut you up. >> stephen: yes it did. >> jane: and then you mention something about your wife. >> stephen: yes, my wife was not happy about it, jane fonda. >> jane: well she certainly won't be happy about me guiding you doing peyote. >> stephen: okay. we have to take a quick break. we'll be right back with more lily tomlin and jane fonda. stick around i prep without pills. with apretude, a prescription medicine used to reduce the risk of hiv without daily prep pills. with one shot every other month, just 6 times a year. in studies, apretude was proven superior to a daily prep pill in reducing the risk of hiv. you must be hiv negative to receive apretude you think you were h ct exposed to hiv or have flu-like symptoms, tell your doctor right away. apretude does not prevent other sexually transmitted infections. practice safer sex to reduce your risk. don't take aprude stop apretude and get medical h

the late show with stephen colbert is. cooing up next. the news continues streaming >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... first, stephen welcomes... steven spielberg and composer john williams. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> audience: [chanting] stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: welcome one and all. all around the world. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. i want to say something to everybody at home. if you're standing, you'd better sit down. and if you're sitting down, get on the floor and weep. because there is a massive controversy rocking d.c. this week, the washington post asked a question that generations of historians will debate. the bidens ordered the same dish at a restaurant. who does that? i'll tell you who! i'll tell you who! a renegade president who's up to his bib in the biggest national food scandal since nixon said this. >> "i am

i'm your host, stephen colbert.start by saying happy presidents' day, everybody, the day when we commemorate george washington and abraham lincoln getting half off on a microwave at sears. sears: we're still a store. it was a big president's day for our current president, because early this morning, biden made a surprise visit to kyiv. boom. i assume it was only a surprise to us and not the ukrainians. [ukrainian accent] "incoming! it appears russia is attacking kyiv with very slow-moving white-walker! okay, no, no, no. false alarm, we have subdued him with butterscotch." flawless ukrainian accent. that was a flawless ukrainian accent. this is seriously impressive. biden risked a secret trip to a war zone to show our allies he's got their back. unless he went there to find hunter biden's other laptop? no, it's the ally thing. it's the ally thing. due to security concerns, no one knew about the trip. biden left under the cover of darkness, departing on air force one for poland at 4:15 a.m., and just to throw everybod

late show with stephen colbert is next. oxst tuckerlson aired previously unseen video of the assault on the capitol on his show last night. what carlson did is use selected clips from surveillance tapes provided to him by house speaker kevin mccarty to claim falsely that journalists and lawmakers lied about the january 6 attack on the capitol. >> carlson called january 6 "mostly peaceful and meek with a small percent that was violent." he showed limited, edited footage monday night on his program. >> and now... tucker carlson presents "jaws." >> we wanted to know what is going on in the ocean. thanks to the new republican speaker's office, we gained access to thousands of hours of surveillance video that help answer that question. it does prove beyond doubt that democrats in congress lied about the so-called shark attack. and once you see the video, you'll understand why. watch. >> ♪ baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ ♪ baby shark, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ar doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ ♪ baby shark ♪ >> that's what rea

i am your host, stephen colbert. you know, folks. [cheers and applause] the ellivan ter here a bray theater. but this is a late night comedy show. so if any of you are here to see "the lion king," i'm sure you're upset but: hakuna ma-too bad. and even though this is a late night comedy show, we try to talk about what people are talking about. and today, i'm sure you know what everybody's talking about is horrible and familiar and horrible because it's so familiar. yesterday, there was yet another school shooting, this time in nashville. and it's impossible not to read this news or see any of the footage without being heartbroken for all those people and for our beautiful country. because this is the 130th mass shooting of 2023, and 2023 is only 87 days old. not doing anything about this is an insaneveitand the obviouss prn ans we've had one before, from 1994 to 2004. and it worked. during that ban, the risk of dying in a mass shooting was 70% lower than it is today. that just makes sense. fewer guns equals fewer shootings. it's the s

i'm your host, stephen colbert.. did you get out today? did you get out today? i went for a walk.t a glorious day we had here in new york city. it's february 15th, and it was 60 degrees. climate change has its perks. yes, we're all gonna die, but... sweater weather! otherwise there's not much going on. what, let's see... what's happening? oh, right, aliens are real, and they're conquering our skies. you may recall that last military shot down three unidentified flying objects in three days. and on monday, the biden administration tried to convince us that it was no big whoop. >> i don't think the american people need to worry about aliens, with respect to these craft. period. i don't think there's any more that needs to be said. >> stephen: "no one needs to worry. period. i have nothing left to say. full stop. i'm not even talking right now. this isn't me. the end. p.s. that's it. p.p.s. am i done? no? okay, good. now, i would like to read a statement. period. period. period." okay, so, freakout averted. no aliens. nothing to see here. in a totally unrelated story, monday, the uni

which is not a great description and stephen colbert in a sp friendly environment said, youyou didn't brought up the veep, which is a a comedy, i think she is a nice person, i don't think she is one of those people with a mean streak that is masking it, i think, people that knowe her, she is lacking self confidence because of a poor performance she cannot get a sentence out, you made me watch her appearance twice to prepare, she talks in a circle and says 12 sentences when 5 works work, you have to strain to find out who her point is, she did answer, she said, i went to munich. crimes against humanitarian are bad, really, what is, that it took her fo forever to describe. >> remember the movie with roseanne barr she devil, that is what that white house almost feels like they go around blowing up things and not showing up and walking aircraft. >> i don't know who is in charge, we had a drone, for 50 million dollar shot out of the sky by our number two enemy in the world we have not heard from the president on this vice president could have used that as an opportunity to to tell -- colbe

she couldn't tell colbert what she does as vice president.very time she opens her mouth brain cells. watch morbid situation nascar races for the wrecks and she never disappoints. every time she goes out it's a complete wreck. how she got here again after that disaster in the 2020 primary. she dropped out even before iowa. she was polling at 1% or 2%. polled from that pile of shame joe biden's v.p. somebody dumber than joe biden saying something clearly dealing with early on set of dementia and now look at this and think dear god they are actually going to try to fist her on the democratic party in 2024 if joe biden doesn't run and the only thought i can have on that front, jesse is clearly the powers inside of the democratic party and quite frankly government just need another low iq marinette as a place holder so they can actually do the real governing and who better than kamala harris because she certainly wouldn't be doing much governing at all. if she were to run and win. here's the other thing, jesse, that's a little scary to me about th

. >> and now in a "late show" exclusive, stephen colbert's interview of sean hannity's interview of the former president. >> stephen: sir, it is a rare privilege to interview a former president and a future inmate. i hope you don't regret sitting down with me. >> even people that don't like me are saying this is a terrible thing to do. >> stephen: let's talk about your possible indictments. how many are you now facing? >> 1,850. >> stephen: okay. and how many should you be facing?

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... arrest is yet to come. first, stephen welcomes hugh grant and sean hayes. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. >> stephen: fantastic. you are a sight for sore eyes. beautiful. [cheers and applause] nice to see you again. >> audience: stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: hey, thanks, everybody. down here, up there. very nice. thank you very much. please have a seat, everybody. thank you so much. welcome one and all town here up there out there, welcome to "the late show." i am your, stephen colbert. it is march what? what is it, march 24th or 27ththing? march 27th. got to get a new calendar. it is our first show back from spring break. what i missed? did anyone get indicted? did anyone go anywhere fun, like jail? okay. you'll recall that previously on "the late show," manhattan district attorney alvin bragg was expected to bring charges against the former president for an alleged hush money payment to porn

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i'm stephen colbert.ks, today i'm feeling a little extra american because today is baseball's opening day! [cheers and applause] here in new york, it was 40 degrees, but i still ate ice cream out of a baseball helmet. why? oh, just a little something worth celebrating today. because literally three minutes before i walked out on the stage here, "the new york times" reported a new york grand jury voted to indict former president donald j. trump. [cheers and applause] , on! , on ! come on! come on! thank you! ladies and gentlemen! that's right, ladies and gentlemen, he's right, we are finally saying merry christmas again! you know what, i thought it would maybe never come like what does it matter if it came? i didn't know it would feel this good! this is good news for everybody, even him! he now gets to join the j-6 prison choir! they're number one on itunes! and you know what, he should see whether that grand jury will cut him a check for $130,000, because he is screwed. [cheers and applause] oh. we'll hav

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater it's stephen colbert!> stephen: hey! thanks for being here. thank you very much. good to see you. good to see you. happy tuesday! happy! hey! hey, everybody! hello! thank you very much! [cheers and applause] hello! [crowd chanting "stephen"] thank you very much! very kind! please have a seat, everybody. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. first of all... happy mardi gras, everybody! also known as fat tuesday, and i think it's time we stop shaming days of the week. tuesday can't help it, it's all those tacos! after his surprise visit to kyiv yesterday, today joe biden was in poland, where he gave a fiery speech defending democracy to mark the one year anniversary of putin's invasion of ukraine. of course, the traditional gift for the first anniversary is paper, so biden gave ukraine 460 million $1 bills. [cheers and applause] today, putin hit back at the west in russia's state of the union speech. russia's state of the union speech is just like ours, except the special gu

and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. applause] >> stephen: that's right! that's right! oh, my goodness! hello! ♪ ♪ okay! happy, happy how are we doing? [chanting "stephen"] thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you up there, down there! tanks, everybody! please have a seat! thanks, folks. welcome, one and all to "the late show," i'm your host stephen colbert. thank you, citizen. it's a very special night here on "the late show" because in a few minutes i'll be joined by vice president kamala harris. y'all at home don't know is this place is crawling with secret service right now. i want to think this audience right here for submitting to a thorough, but tender, cavity search before being seated. all in all, -- [cheers and applause] no extra charge. all in all, sort of a slow news day, not much going on. unless you want to count the direct contact between the russian and u.s. militaries in the sky over the black sea. here's what we're told there's nothing to worry about. yesterday, a russian fighter jet collided with a u

i'm stephen colbert.ight, the big story is that chicago mayor lori lightfoot failed in her bid ion two win reelection. and for more on that, watch something else, because i have no opinion. another thing i have no opinion about? where the coronavirus came from! i wanna know where it is now, so i can not be there. on sunday, we learned that the department of energy believes that the covid pandemic was the result of a lab leak, a belief they hold with "low confidence." that's not reassuring. it's like if arby's changed their slogan to "we're pretty sure what we have is meats." if i had to guess. gun to my head, i'd say meats. back in 2021, it was first reported that the fbi had "moderate confidence" that the pandemic was the result of an accidental lab leak. but the fbi never publicly acknowledged it, until yesterday, when we heard from fbi director christopher wray, seen here announcing the arrests made in "operation bazoombas." yeah. massive force. massive display of force. he sat down with fox news and d

i'm your host, stephen colbert.eers and applause] ladies and gentlemen, i want to start off tonight with some great news about our financial system. we still have one! over this weekend, there were some doubts, thanks to the rapid implosion of silicon valley bank, which last week collapsed, after losing all of its money in just 48 hours. i don't see how a bank could lose all their money? why don't they just attach it to the chains they put on the pens? then they can't. it's pretty bad when the first time you ever hear of a bank is when they're going out of business. but we should have seen it coming from their slogan, silicon valley bank. "we will be missed." silicon valley wasn't a normal bank, as we would think of it. they didn't have a lot of small depositors. they had a lot of tech start-ups with large amounts of cash that startups needed to transfer someplace until they withdrew it later. meaning svb was sort of like a venmo for dropbox. or like a taskrabbit for paypal. no, it was like a grinder for grubhub. wh

you know who is kicking colbert's ass and kimmel's ass? >> i know. gutfeld's guest host. >> sean: you got half of it right. the gutfeld part. i love that. that is such a great story to me. i'm so happy. it's because they're not funny. he was funnier than all three of them combined if you watch tonight. they're all echo chambers is the problem. when you watch greg gutfeld, you know that you get something politically incorrect and not all the things that they talk about. it could be cnn, msnbc, you can't turn on a difference with colbert, kimmer and myers and the like. kamala harris said california is a model of what the country should be. with a straight face, mind you. here's the job -- >> sean: got help this country. >> the president gives the vice president almost nothing to fail at. the one job she had to do is the u.s. border and failed that by design. when you compare ice to the k.k.k., you probably don't want to clean up what's going on, the u.s. border. >> sean: how great are guys? [cheers & applause] nice jacket, too. more "hannity" after thi

i'm your host, stephen colbert.to start off, first of all, happy hump day which is fitting, because thanks to the dominion voting systems lawsuit, it looks like fox news is royally humped. some new court filings dropped just last night, and the big surprise is something that should surprise no one. fox news doesn't believe a word they say, and neither should you. and neither should the white house correspondents' association. case in point: news corp ceo and picard action figure left on a hot dashboard, rupert murdoch. publicly, rupert murdoch's network has been totally supportive of the former president and his election lies, but private messages from november 2020 show murdoch fretting that the ex-president was going "increasingly mad." increasingly mad. i'm just curious, rupy. at what point in his madness might it occur to you to report that that the most powerful man in the world has grown increasingly mad. i believe the scale goes: mad, increasingly mad, inciting a coup, strangling his secret service driver, an

i'm your host, stephen colbert. i've got an attitude of gratitude right now and the people that i want to thank our this audience for being here tonight. after weathering... these people. after weathering the aggressive flurries outside. you're the heroes, and i wish we thought ahead to turn up the heat in here. of course, there's bad weather all over the place. massive snow up in new england. out in california, they've been hit by something called an atmospheric river. coincidentally, also my favorite scent from paco rabanne. this river has caused torrential rains and devastating flooding like this. which is yet another reason why some california banks are underwater. something has clearly mixed reaction from the audience. something has clearly thrown off the balance of our planet. maybe it's global warming. maybe it's the fact that the former president made his first iowa visit for the 2024 campaign. >> [booing] >> stephen: agggghhh! this is the moment i've been dreading for over two years. i said i wouldn't do th

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i'm your host, stephen colbert. i want to say something to everybody at home.re standing, you'd better sit down. and if you're sitting down, get on the floor and weep. because there is a massive controversy rocking d.c. this week, the washington post asked a question that generations of historians will debate. the bidens ordered the same dish at a restaurant. who does that? i'll tell you who! i'll tell you who! a renegade president who's up to his bib in the biggest national food scandal since nixon said this. >> "i am not a cook." >> stephen: yes, thank you. thank you. that's r,we're inbide redundant-entree scandal "all the president's menu!" now, admittedly, it's a bit of a slow news day. and i'm not the only one who is so starved for a story that it's making me hangry. the media landscape is bristling with headlines like "biden and first lady's order sparks strong reactions," "bidens' restaurant order sparks furious debate," and "the bidens went to dinner and ordered the same dish, dividing the internet." yes. this is a far cry from the last president and hi

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when he would become somebody else. >> stephen: the colbert report.nd sat on your lap and kissed you and that shut you up. >> stephen: yes, it did. >> jane: and then you mentioned something about your wife. >> stephen: yes, my wife was not happy about it, jane fonda. not happy about you sitting on my lap. >> jane: well, she certainly won't be happy about me guiding you doing peyote. >> stephen: okay. we have to take a quick break. we'll be right back with more lily tomlin and jane fonda. stick around. one day, you might realize you don't have to do things the way you've always done them. nope. and that's when you know you're a member. because, when you're with amex, it's never a question of if you're going to level up. it's when. (vo) the subaru crosstrek. it's never a question of idog tested. dog approved.p. love. it's what makes subaru, subaru. ♪♪ look at you looking for the good stuff. two full servings of veggies and an excellent source of vitamins and a whole lot of flavor all before lunch time. find veggies. find a better start. find it in v8. s

i'm your host, stephen colbert. i want to thank you for that welcome.ady a way better audience for this week's conservative political action conference, or cpac, which was not c-packed. turns out, cpac really stands for "crazy to put up all these chairs." the crowd that did attend was mostly rabid maga supporters, so it's no surprise the former president got 62% of the vote compared to 20% for florida governor ron desantis in the annual straw poll. so he's either really popular or straw poll voters just voted for the person whose hair looks most like straw. the former president used his speech to re-relaunch his 2024 campaign, and it got real creepy real fast. >> in 2016, i declared, i am your voice. today, i add, i am your warrior, i am your justice, and for those who have been wronged and betrayed, i am your retribution. >> stephen: that's pretty harsh. i haven't heard a political speech this dark since h. bush at the 1992 republican convention. >> read my lips. i'll kill clinton's dog. >> stephen: but it wasn't all terrifying previews of the fascism

okay, you know whose kicking colbert's and kimmel's and balance. oh, i know. >> is gutfeld guest host that half of it, right? gutfeld part. yeah, i love that. that is such a great story. to me. i mean, i'm i'm so happy. it's because they're not funny . he was funnier than all three combined. if you watch tonight, they're all echo chambers is the problem. so at least when you watch greg gutfeld , you know you're going to get something that is politically incorrect and not all the things that they talk about. it could be cnn, msnbc. you cannot tell the difference when you turn on colbert or kimmel or meyers in the like. as for kamala harris, she did do some comedy recently. she said that, quote, california is a model of what the country should be , unquote, with a straight face behind book. but here's the job of the bad guys. this country, the vice president gives the constitution, gives the vice president most nothing to fail at. >> it's like being a toll collector in an easy pass lane. right. it's it's hard not to do well. and the one job she had w

blige the guest on the tonight show with stephen colbert. >>> the driver of a >>> a driver of a stolen police cruiser jumped out while police were chasing him. there is new video showing the moment the car was stolen. it started on the five just outside the santa clarita. it was unlocked. he had crashed the other car he was in on the freeway. the chase ended though about 30 miles away, and he jumped out of the moving car and the cruiser kept on going. we're freezing that video there. it is very graphic. eventually the car smashed into the pole and the suspect later died at the hospital. >>> all right, now to first alert weather. an interesting affect in some of san francisco's tallest buildings, it has been cracking. sometimes falling glass from skyscrapers. today a high-rise window crashed on mission street near fremont, closed for hours. thankfully nobody got hurt. but this has happened a few times this month. just this week, glass rained down from a high-rise along california street, now there's even talk about changing city building codes. went out with an architect to get a closer

to each their home. >> jen psaki is going to be on stephen colbert tonight and of course he asked hertary dealing with fox. >> what's it like for you as someone who is on the othe side of those questions of supposed journalists whe they're clear head pop chrissy is exposed like this there can be anyone who work there who goes, yes, this is a clean organization and go to work for >> first of, all i don't think it's a shock to me hard wasn't a shock to me that they were sharing inaccurate information we knew that with our own eyes >> but they were givin accurate information and the asking for it to be withdraw because the referred of thei audience >> well, that, but there wer also knowingly sharing a accurate information i had about 20 seconds where i thought, tucker carlson, maybe he's one of us and then five -- by second 21 i thought, while, he's intentionally sharing disinformation with hi audiences and treating the like they are stupid, frankly, so he can save his job, save yours, and make money. that's the part that's the mos horrifying to me i am horrified by th disinformation but

colbert gave her a second chance at it. woman can't even describe it. >> jesse: you know, when you go on these shows, it is choreographed, especially if you are the vice president. do you get the preinterview and then another preinterview, knows exactly what questions are being asked. she was the one that brought "veep" up. now everyone disparagingly he associates her with "veep." she was the one that introduced "veep" into the conversation with colbert, which makes no sense to me, and he tried to rescue her, and she told a story about how "veepy" it was the white house. and some guy set a fire in the fireplace, and didn't pull the flu out so it got a little smoky and she cackled hysterically. it wasn't even funny. she says she wants to fight the climate and that is going to be the biggest theme. then she said abortion next, then she went after desantis on ukraine. i have a feeling she would say whatever the audience want to do here, this is a late-night audience, this is targeting younger people, so those are the kind of t

brian: why do you think she is out, doing colbert. >> she needed a place where she could finally uset fake laugh. brian: i think it freaks him out, too to a degree. >> they are engaging in an exercise of image rehabilitation. brian: more revelations about the hunter biden story, and her is one that came out. bank of america records have gotten into the republicans' hands and they reveal millions of dollars passion to somebody hole deserve interest national advice, the daughter hallie. hunter biden and his family being paid by bank of america through a chinese company. >> bank of america is doing the money laundering for hunter biden and this scheme he had going on for years and years. this was after his dad left office in march of 2017. before the election he assumed hillary clinton would be a two-term president. they set up this entire scam. but when you have got $3 million coming from a communist chinese entity going to would be walker's bank account and a million of that gets laundered toll the biden family, that's not seed money. that's pay-for-play. brian: they want to see job w

. >> dana: talk about the democrats for a moment, kamala harris was on stephen colbert and he asked aboutill not make any announcements tonight on the show. >> he wouldn't mind. >> he wouldn't mind at all. >> you getting out in front of it? i'm sure president obama used joe biden to float a few ideas here and there, just say it. >> as joe biden has said he intends to run and if he does, i will be running with him. >> dana: to me, all logic looks like he is running, there is significant school of thought including amongst democrats that biden will not run again, how do you see it? >> bret: it is definitely not 100%, you are right, dana. democrats are not saying 100%. a lot of them expect him to run. that interview was interesting, she focused on ukraine. remember part of the left is anti-war and "wall street journal" pointed out a lot of them have ukrainian bumper stickers on their cars. she also said the show veep, was accurate about her job at one point, not the best look on stephen colbert. >> dana: that is one of my favorite shows ever, i am glad she thinks it isun iffy, that is a good

. >> bill: you did the work, thank you for that, we didn't have time for kamala harris on colbert last back. >> thank you. >> dana reads sports. >> dana: quarterback aaron rodgers sending fans into a frenzy, hyesterday the four-tim m.v.p. broke his silence. >> at this point, as i sit here, i think since friday, i made it clear my intention was to play and play for the new york jets. >> dana: the details are being ironed out, "new york post" is onboard, today's cover, jet set. >> bill: how about you. >> dana: i have friends that are jet fans and are pretty happy. this is big, i predicted it. i'm just kidding. you said the other day, the rumor had been out there and no one was talking about it. i said, that is the sign it is true. >> bill: i give you that, jets are a contender. >> dana: are you worried now? >> bill: no, we signed a great one. yes, orlando brown is coming to cincinnati. i digress. protecting the southern border, mexican drug cartel holding sway and feds are sounding the alarm. we'll take you back to that hearing. immune fun ction. supply fuel for immune cells and sustain

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