i am your host, stephen colbert.ay, at the manhattan district courthouse, stormy daniels took the stand for the second time to face cross-examination from trump's attorneys, who did everything in their power to discredit daniels. but this was not her first rodeo. and they would've know that if they'd seen her movie, "my third rodeo." it is very good. it is part of a series. in their cross-examination of stormy, trump's lawyers had one goal -- portray her as a money-grubbing, sleazy, dishonest operator, by attacking her social-media posts and merchandise sales. and for more on why it's so wrong to be a sleazy, money-grubbing merch-seller, buy my "god bless america donald trump bible," which i've updated to include a sexy new take on lots' wife. let's just say it gets more than a little salty. the main person doing the grilling was trump attorney and therapist trying to make it through another one of your dumb stories, susan necheles. necheles really tried to throw stormy off, suggesting that as a porn star, stormy had

i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheers and applause] today at the manhattan district courthouse, stormy daniels took the stand for the second time to face some blistering cross-examination from trump's attorneys who did everything in their power to discredit daniels, but this was not her first rodeo. and they would have known that if they had seen her movie, "my third rodeo." it's very good. it's part of a series. part of the series. if in their cross-examination, from's lawyers had one goal, portray her as a money-grubbing, sleazy, dishonest operator by attacking her social media posts and merchandise stale stomach sales. "and for more on why it is so wrong to be a money-grubbing sleazy merchandise seller, please buy my -- it's got words, i've updated it to include a s sexy little take on -- the main person doing the grilling was trump a 30 and therapist trying to make it through another one of your dumb stories, susan necklace. necklace really tried to throw storming off, suggesting that as a porn star, she had -

i'm your host, stephen colbert. donald trump is back in court today. trial is in session and it continued today with the defenses cross-examination of former fixer and wet sock watching you leave it behind at the laundromat, michael cohen. trump's team went after cohen hard in the cross examination, trying to depict him as a serial liar out for revenge. "michael, we have so much in common: serial lying. lying about cereal. you know, i met the late, great toucan sam. they say he followed his nose, it always knows, but guess where it took him? straight into a windmill. windmills kill, my friends. his friend sonny went cuckoo with grief. they claim, they always say cuckoo for cocoa puffs, but i say mr. toucan sam and mr. cuckoo were lovers. who knows the truth? all we know for sure is that they will forever be part of this complete breakfast." [cheers and applause] i knew two cans ham down in miami. he knew how to use that knows, my friend. to try to prove that cohen was deeply biased and eager to see trump punished, trump's lawyer played a clip of cohen'

i'm your host, stephen colbert.folks, it's no secret i'm an entertainer, but i pride myself on not pandering to my audience, and i'm not afraid to stand on this stage and ask the tough questions, like who here smokes weed? [cheering] i'm calling your parents. well, there's good news for anybody who likes doobing a rollie, because yesterday, the biden administration announced plans to reclassify marijuana, easing restrictions nationwide. [cheers and applause] nationwide. everywhere. do you understand what this means? it means here in new york, it will somehow be even easier to get pot. 'cause based on what i smell walking down the street, i think when you come out of the lincoln tunnel, they just pack it in your tailpipe. now technically, this isn't legalization, just re-classification. presently, cannabis is a schedule 1 drug. so-called because for many smokers, it's the number one thing on their schedule. schedule 1 is very serious. schedule 1 means weed is considered higher risk than cocaine and meth. that's insan

♪ j-hud ♪ >> jennifer: ♪ colbert, colbert ♪ give me one. you've got the band.ng. did it seem like the end. did you have any idea it was just the beginning of so much success? >> jennifer: wow. that was 20 years ago. i was 22. i'm 42 now but in that moment that is what kept me going. for a split-second, of course you're going to get sad. you're like, i didn't win. this is the end of the road for me here but it was really brief and a few seconds later, i am like, i still have my talent. i still have my gift and the passion to do what i love to do so long as i keep singing and keep it that goal at that dream, it has no choice but to give in because i do it for the love. [applause] and because of that, i've been blessed. thank you. to do so many things. >> stephen: one of the nice things about the kind of success you've achieved that i'm sure you have a few "pinch me" moments, like meeting people who were heroes of yours or artists you admire. does anything leap out? the first time one of the monty python guys asked to meet me, eric idle wanted to meet me and i tho

i am host, stephen colbert.ies and gentlemen, today, my friends, is an historic day, because the debate over debating is finally over. joe biden and donald trump have agreed to two presidential debates! yeah, my friends, boom. just like that. they're goin' head to head! toe to toe! mano a mango! these two men last debated back in october, october, right? of 2020. we all remember gathering with our friends and family on the couch to say "oh, god, i hope this doesn't happen again in four years." trump has been challenging president biden for months now, and today, biden accepted by releasing this video, where he took a swipe at trump's court schedule. >> donald trump lost two debates to me in 2020. since then, he hasn't shown up for a debate. now he's acting like he wants to debate me again. well, make my day, pal. i'll even do it twice. so, let's pick the dates, donald. i hear you're free on wednesdays. [laughter and applause] >> stephen: for my reaction to that, join me over at the "damn cam." damn! trump jumped

i'm stephen colbert. it was an historic day in the annals of american law.ause this morning, stormy daniels took the stand to do what she does best -- spank donald trump. the fireworks started before court was called to order, when at 7:30 a.m., trump put up this now-deleted post -- "i have just recently been told who the witness is today. this is unprecedented, no time for lawyers to prepare. no judge has ever run a trial in such a biased and partisan way." no time to prepare? it didn't occur to you or your lawyers that the stormy daniels hush money trial would involve an appearance by stormy daniels? that's like a cook at burger king saying, "oh my god, someone just ordered a whopper! what do we do? i had all these kale caesars ready to go!" trump's lawyers tried to prevent stormy from testifying. before she took the stand, trump's team objected to her including any details of any sexual act, to which prosecutors promised details that are too salacious will not be admitted, and that in terms of the sexual act, it's not going to involve any description of g

special introduction by me, stephen colbert? hey! how did we get stephen colbert? he's expensive.and we all know what that means. you have exactly one month to wear capris. i'm not saying you should. i'm just saying you can. it also means that mother's day is coming up. it's that magical time of year. [applause] yes. it's that magical time of the year when a tiny waiter drops the worst breakfast you've ever had right on your duvet. but every time mother's day rolls around, so does the impossible question, what do you get mom for a gift? dads are simple. all they need is a wallet made out of old baseballs or a baseball made out of old wallets. this eternal question is the reason why, every year, there's a spike in gift guides for moms who are hard to shop for, moms who say they don't want a thing, and the mom who pretends she doesn't want anything. really? we all know the only thing moms pretend the don't want is paul rudd. oh, you want to see "ghostbusters: frozen empire" for the story? you're not fooling anyone, evie! but you don't need to read through any of those gift guides, b

the late show with stephen colbert is next. news continues streaming on >> a little strange health news about a presidential candidate. robert kennedy opens up about health issues from a quote worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died. >> the amazing adventures of worm in brain man. ♪ ♪ look out, he's got a worming brain. check out his new campaign ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight... worm in brain. first, stephen welcomes... jen psaki and eliana. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome to "the late show." i'm stephen colbert. okay, enough chit-chat! r.f.k., jr. says a worm ate part of his brain! this explains everything and nothing. though having a worm in his brain might explain why he says stuff like this. >> i knew harvey weinstein. o.j. simpson came to my house. bill cosby came to my house. >> stephen: worm came to my brain

i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] i want to thank everyone in this brave audience right here, everyone in the audience who braved the cold outside to come in here and be even colder, because today, new york city was pummeled by a nor'easter, including a heavy dusting on the marquee at the ed sullivan theater. leading up to the storm, officials forecasted up to 8 inches of snow. of course, as is usually the case, that 8 inches was more like a confident 5. but you know what they say. [cheering] you know what they... i got a little something. but you know what they say. it's not about the depth of the snow, it's how you plow it! thank you. back in the day, snow used to mean no school, but not anymore. because instead, in new york, students had a remote learning day. as in, the chances of learning? remote. the early morning snowstorm, is this true? it depressed turnout in an important special election today in new york: the race to replace george santos. the candidates for that long island seat are republican m

was brought up and to see if we could address the issue of the colberts, and fortunately, they were happy. there is nothing wrong with saying why not if you can actually produce a good, attractive and meaningful work, and this became an excuse for us to go and think about the issue of colberts. and later put it into the script. by the way , it was received very amazingly . it should be so well received by the people. yesterday, we had the opportunity to come and answer 162 people's phones . a man had called and spoke with hatred and anger. . yes, sometimes we thought that now they are just doing something like smuggling , but the truth is that we got to know how many honorable people there are, how many people are concerned about women, children, family, country, homeland, etc. they don't do it, it was very well received and the root of this was that it was discussed with the head of the organization we did them, fortunately, our author's permission also wrote very well, mr. agha khani, who belongs to the same space, lives in the same space, in my opinion. creating a good picture of

i am your host, stephen colbert.trump was back in court today for his new york hush money trial. and in a twist no one saw coming -- he remained conscious. which means he was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed this morning when judge merchan held him in contempt of court for violating his gag order. again. again? i've got deja-woohoo! this morning, trump was fined $1000 for disparaging remarks about the jurors he made on a right wing show, saying, they were "mostly all democrat," and had been picked "so fast. very unfair." plus, they're supposed to be my peers, but i can tell you all of them love their children, and none of them tagged a porn star at a celebrity golf event featuring ray romano. everyone loves him except the porn star who was busy lovin' me. this means trump has violated his gag order for the 10th time. one more and the judge says "the court will have to consider a jail sanction." [cheers and applause] trump could go to rikers island! my condolences to whichever prison guard has to conduct the cavity search

. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... the stoned age! plus, stephen welcomes chris hemsworth! and james dyson! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh! welcome home. welcome one and all in here, out there, all the ships at sea. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. it's memorial day weekend! the unofficial start of summer. so if you're still waiting to hit the gym to get that beach body, you've got about 24 minutes. try huffing ozempic. people are expected to travel in record-breaking numbers. over the next week, evidently, tsa predicts it will screen more than 18 million travelers. okay, so is it, um, i forget. is it laptops in, shoes off? laptops out, shoes on? just to be safe, i'm gonna put my laptop in my shoes. there's also news for folks flyin' high on the ground because according to a new study, daily marijuana use has now outpaced daily drinking in the u.s. [cheering] her

then, it became a punch line on the late news with with stephen colbert. so, we wanted to try the cheese out ourselves. and asked the east bay company for their side of the story. >> stephen colbert show. i love the way to describe the cheese. it taste look foot. [ laughter ] >> makes it sound so good. foot. this world famous chef clearly does not think the cheese tastes like foot. watch the full story at 11:00 on the late show with sara donchey, will we have it and sara try it? we will see. s y tuned. >>> announcer: it's time to play "family feud"! give it up for steve harvey! [cheering and applause] steve: how y'all? how's everybody? yes, ma'am. heh heh.

i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] today, testimony ended in the first ever criminal trial of a former presidnt of the united states. it may not have been the trump trial we all wanted, it may not be about his most hideous crimes, but dammit, at least he farted. [laughter] they can never take that away from us. after calling just two witnesses, this afternoon, trump's defense rested. of course, trump himself is fully rested. today was trump's chance to wake up, snort a gas station energy powder, and get on that stand to prove how this is all a big joe biden witch hunt. but it is now confirmed that donald trump will not testify. that is shocking. trump is not talking? what happened? did he write himself a check for $130,000? [applause] it's an oldie but a goody. they come back around, like your kids. the trial is not over. next week, they'll finish up with closing arguments, the judge will give the jury instructions, and then the jury will begin deliberations. "thank you for your instructions, your honor. we will

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is colbert already in prison? it's just that harley is sure that colbert was blamed.convinced me of the guilt of unfortunate atasha. culberta, why would anyone drown him? then, what does harley think, who is this? yes, he works for russian intelligence, is there a traitor among us? calm down, frankie, what's wrong with you? there is no traitor, harley just has a desire to climb the career ladder, but what awaits him if he resigns? pension? 80-90 thousand a year, a boring job as a security consultant in some walmart, and he wants the big league, but we we won’t let him go there with you, really, of course not, please, as i said, after all , your father-in-law is a great man, okay, i’ll go, and i’ve been sitting too long. of course, frank, i didn’t warn you about anything. and your coffee. is there something wrong? of course, i understand that i don’t have the best relationship with zhenya snegur, but here is david. that is, playing an operational combination against people you don’t know is welcome. but my conscience does not allow me to go against my colleagues and fr

i'm your host, stephen colbert. for those of you, anyone at home keeping score, today was the start of week two of testimony in donald trump's hush money trial here in new york city. it is clearly taking a toll on the man. here he is entering the courthouse this morning, with his cheeks full of acorns for later. trump showed just as much stamina as last week. reportedly, he was sitting with his eyes closed for significant portions of his testimony. so, either he's falling asleep again, or he's doing that little kid thing where he thinks if he can't see you, no one can see him. it's a real challenge for his lawyers. i gotta tell you. [applause] uh-oh. "i wonder where the former president is. i guess i'll have to eat all these cookies by myself. oh, well." "wait, i'm here!" of course, when trump hasn't been asleep, he's been violating his gag order by posting messages attacking witnesses and prosecutors and jurors. so before testimony resumed today, judge merchan finally issued his ruling on the violations, fining tru

i'm your host, stephen colbert. are here for a very special show because tonight is my 60th birthday! fun fact: i am now the same age that ian mckellen was when he was cast as gandalf. and i feel fine about that. he was gandalf the grey. i am stephen the very white. in honor of my birthday, this weekend, the skies all over the northern hemisphere were lit up by the aurora borealis. so beautiful. this extra vivid display was caused by a massive solar storm in which large, explosive bursts from the sun started slamming into the earth. or to put that in layman's terms: god was on shrooms, and was hankerin' for a little laser zeppelin. the lights were so bright they could be seen as far south as florida, where governor desantis immediately banned the sky for displaying a pride flag. [cheering] desantis fans! oh, i also got my birthday wish: donald trump is still on trial. this week... what week is this? three, four? this is four. this is week four of testimony in his "faking business records to cover up bangin' a porn s

>> announcer: "the late show with stephen colbert" sponsored by allstate.ood hands. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back. we've got -- give it up for the band. [cheers and applause] i'm out of here. my brain is gone. my brain is gone. one week back and i'm toast. louis, i got distracted. i was thinking about -- please have a seat, everybody. thank you very much. i got distracted thinking about our guests. from cnn, laura coates is going to be on to talk about the trump trial and many things. before that, lovely fella, i've spoken to many times. always a joy. big fan and much respect for the gentleman. john leguizamo is going to be out here just moment. folks, if you watch the show, you know i spend most of my time, right over there, harvesting the days finest zelkova news elm, to make a solid and topical story frame then adding a central lockplate with delicate brass fittings finely incised with myeongtae fish and seoye calligraphy to create for you the beautiful and timeless antique korean joseon dynasty pandaji tansu chest th

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i am your host, stephen colbert.ies and gentlemen, we've been talking about donald trump's hush money trial for five weeks now, and i for one am thrilled that he is not in court today and we can talk about anything else, like donald trump's classified documents trial. that one... that baby's really heating up. remember the classified documents case? with the nuclear codes offered as one of the toppings at mar-a-lago's waffle bar? well, turns out, that scandal is exactly much worse than we could've thought, because we just learned that his lawyers found classified documents in donald trump's bedroom four months after the fbi search of mar-a-lago. [booing] oh, my god. the only thing more shocking to find in donald trump's bedroom would be a current wife. [cheers and applause] "what are you doing?" so, these documents spent as much as four months right next to donald trump's bed. explains why the stamp changed from "classified" to "kill me." this new information is from a disclosure of an opinion right? a disclosure of

colbert did communicate a lot with hamel, but how this relates to omar's failure, i don't know. i need the real deal. still, you, deputy director, can... would you recommend me to harley? harley won't let me in on the case. watch, walk. collect information. hamaru sent me once, that's all. it can be understood in the end. he now has a serious source in russian intelligence. and he, like a real intelligence officer, wants to collect all the cream himself. okay, i'm leaving in 2 hours. but first i’ll talk to harley, i’ll try to involve you in the operation with russian diplomats. soviet diplomats? i didn’t tell you anything, let hari fill you in on the matter, but for my part i hope that you will live up to your father-in-law's hopes, but also my trust, whatever, whatever. one, one, he says, evgeniy snegur, i officially declare that i love ekaterina chaikina, despite the fact that she is married, you are a fool, what have you done, idiot, opportunity, i comply with sharia, and in vain allah is kind. nothing, nothing from washington, ilya konstantinovich. listen, there’s no need to

colbert, atache of our lebanese embassy, ​​his they imprisoned us for the failure of our source, he will is a lesson for all of us, two traitors in one department, it’s hard to imagine that dima, well, they fit in, they don’t fit in, and we lost two agents in the states, but what is it, agent number one, he stood for all of our american agents, and what now do, work, nikolai vasilyevich, work and do. conclusions, i don’t cry, i don’t cry, i don’t cry, here’s nikolavich, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, what to do now, calm down, so what about ustyugov, what about ustyugov, it’s time for him to share his accumulated experience, we have a whole departmental institute for this, we really lack theoretical research , based on experience, with all due respect, but you can’t touch him yet, for now, and then, then you can’t either, but you can send him into personal retirement, with the presentation of a certificate of honor from the director for... look, heydarevich, we need to take care of him , take care of him. i’m listening, katya, please call who? kate? there are none like that here. is this

climax foods is the company in question, and stephen colbert had a lot of fun with that. >> the vegan blue is a product of a company called climax foods. why? that is the most unnecessarily sexualized food company name since kyle's money shot hoagies. >> even though it was a punch line, he decided to see what was so special about the cheese. >> i like it. you can really taste the foot. >> after seeing his reaction, we sent our andrea nakano to take a bite herself alongside a world famous chef, and while she did, she got the company's side of the story about the cheese causing a big stink in the dairy industry. >> reporter: with cheese being one of the toughest foods to make plant-based, it was a huge deal for these bleu cheese to be considered one of the best, but this competition had had more holes than swiss cheese. climax foods in berkeley works to create a tastier, healthier, and kinder cheese. this bleu cheese was about to take home the gold. >> i got an e-mail in january that we were not just finalists, but winners. >> reporter: but then came a technicality that the climax found

hirsh colbert poland he is not here with us but he is being held by hamas rachel and jon are with us.love compassion inspire the entire world. a pledge both to you i mean it and i know you know, mom, that i mean it. that i will not rest until we bring your loved one home paired with got to bring them home. folks, let me be clear i will always ensure israel has everything it needs to defend itself from hamas. and all around me just i did when iran last month. we stand with israel and the rest of the butchers of hamas. we want hamas to fit it we work of israel to make that happen and consistent with jewish compassion, kindness, dignity and human life my team also critical humanitarian assistance and palestinian civilians were suffering greatly because of the war on hamas. it is heartbreaking. but to do this to bring in that region together. a two state solution to private security, prosperity and enduring peace for israel. and palestinian. [cheering] let me be clear, we reject the icc application and arrest warrant against israeli leaders. [cheering] whatever the apply the soap silk equ

they'll watch. >> they've been -- steven somen colbert is for a specific audience. going for the left of the democratic party. >> we all go to bed with greg gutfeld and tom shillue. >> that's right. good to see you. >> thank you. it's no wonder the economy is struggling, biden white house economic advisor going y viral after stumbling over the administration's handling of inflation. it's fascinating what he said. sunday morning anchor host maria bartiromo joins us next. ♪ go on take the money and run. ♪ go on take the money and run. ♪burn get all-day and all-night heartburn acid prevention with just one pill a day. choose acid prevention. choose nexium. every day, more dog people, and more vets are deciding it's time for a fresh approach to pet food. they're quitting the kibble. and kicking the cans. and feeding their dogs dog food that's actually well, food. developed with vets. made from real meat and veggies. portioned for your dog. and delivered right to your door. it's smarter, healthier pet food. get 50% off your first box at thefarmersdog.com/realfood rachel:

[laughter] colbert: and i wasn't there.t, we had a month of that. like, for example, election officials looking at hanging chads, that's inherently funny. we had a bit on how close it was on the supreme court. stewart: steve, what can you tell us about the supreme court decision? javerbaum: my bit was that it was five to four, but in kennedy's mind, it was incredibly close. carrell: as you can see, gore locked up the justice's cerebellum and orbital operculum, while the lateral sulcus and cerebral peduncle were bush country, but if you look at the southeast portion right here, you can see justice kennedy's all-important oxcipital lobe was simply too close to call. horrifying, just horrifying! smithberg: that was when the entire news media, they had to pretend it was normal, whereas we dealt in absurdity, so this was in our, you know, sweet spot. mcclellan: suddenly jon stewart is topping lists of trusted journalists, which is very weird. herzog: he was doing comedy with the genes of a journalist. ♪ nesteroff: a more serious

did you tell grirtz about colbert’s contacts with amil, or did he tell you? remember, i don't remember. it is very important. please remember. thank you for the compliment, but i still won’t let you go on friday. everything is quiet with me, the man is near the trash can, take a closer look at him. sir, do you have any cigarettes? take care of your health, sir, the man we detained obviously came to put it down. what if the russians managed to warn the agent? we could, but we'll hope for the best. everything is clear, sir, i can rest for 5 minutes, but not for long, and let’s not go into the cafe. okay, i'm smoking. the russian embassy in washington called the detention of a russian diplomat an unfriendly act, as it became known. boris nikolaevich is in a difficult situation; kiev demands the transfer of the black sea fleet to the jurisdiction of ukraine. it is clear that it is not the president of ukraine himself who is putting pressure on him, but we cannot give up the fleet. evgeniy alekseevich, you didn’t just invite me for a walk. there are rumors, i emph

let him recall colbert to the states. yeah, we'll hand it over to the fbi along with the results of ouri remember, of course, mustafa and the man from the russian embassy, ​​he's here sometimes, how do you know mustafa, who doesn't know mustafa, he's a big man from sheikh salah. if the criminal is in the station, then any of our steps will become known to the kidnappers, especially if the intermediary is the kidnapper. the central committee accepted a decision that they would not put pressure on khaled to release this bandit. that is , like this, we have a contract with them for a gas pipeline for the supply of aircraft tanks for 5 billion dollars, i would have these goods with my own hands, money is a commodity, what are we going to do, ilya konstantinovich? what to do? what to do? so. it was not for nothing that kipling so emphasized the message that mustafa was the son of a sheikh, and the sheikh carefully hides this. apparently, this is a vulnerable spot. what are you doing, huh? what are you doing, bitch! are you crazy, what are these numbers? no, hello, no, how affairs? where? fro

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but there are also letters from places like birmingham muscle shoals, gadsden, alabama, colbert, georgia, savannah, georgia. seneca, south carolina. chattanooga, tennessee. port arthur, texas. galveston, texas i could go on and on and on and the queries were all very similar. dear senator, they began, and then each letter outlined complaints about illegal gambling, prostitution and intimidation, sometimes violent intimidation by a small group of racketeers and their employees. but the men and women who wrote these letters also linked those activities to the things i mentioned earlier, to political corruption, to labor racketeering, or to just meddling in local whatever the local business was, and to colbert and security concerns. one person in muscle shoals wrote a letter to key favors, saying that he was certain that communal arts were running the mob in muscle shoals. another person, this person called himself or herself an american, wrote this this rather odd and paranoid sounding note to the committee, saying that that communism was the brother of the black market. another man wrote

you understand perfectly well that colbert is not to blame for anything, even after he told the familyg up there. but judging by the verdict, they dug up a lot of things, stop here, otherwise you don’t know how the fbi works, they’re just waiting for someone to throw them a bone, why don’t you share your thoughts with the director, by the way, he ’ll be here any minute minute, you must admit, it’s very bad when an innocent person should rot in florence prison until the end of his days, isn’t it, of course it’s so bad. i don’t know whose ass you were covering, the office or yours? richard, whose ass were you covering when you turned to me for permission to send knitting needles, and under emerson's leadership. finding mustafa is important for everyone. do you agree? what then prevented you from contacting director hasselho directly? do you know what i'm thinking? what is it, you could have told mustafa that you are trying so carefully to hide this from the director. listen. emerson must find mustafa and explain what he must forget about once and for all, right? it is not advisable to re

. >> reporter: this controversy made the rounds on "late night" with stephen colbert bringing much needed humor to a disappointing situation. >> i love his way to describe the bleu cheese. it has to taste like foot. >> reporter: although this cheese is the available for retail yet, it is being used in one of san francisco's finest restaurants. the chef and owner domonique cren said she grew up on bleu cheese just like this one in france. >> i knew it was going to win because i literally if i was blind and i couldn't see anything, give me a test, i would tell him this is an amazing bleu cheese. >> reporter: with domonique's vote of confidence i put my taste buds to the test. i don't know how you did it. but you have the green kind of moldy marbling inside. >> the mold grows in the same way. >> reporter: yeah. it really does kind of hit you on your palate in the back of the nose when you have it just like a regular bleu cheese. climax foods is constantly working to come up with the perfect scientific recipe to create the next best cheese. the goal is to make a product that tastes just as go

this comment it's on the heels of steven colbert. hosting a similar event in march, which went on to raise 26 million for the biden campaign. and while some are hosting events for biden, others are having him as a guest on their shows as you just saw, my panel is back with me coleman, i actually heard you chuckled. did you jackal? yeah that was pretty funny. yeah. it might be it's certainly can't hurt at the end of the day. i think a lot of late night comics have become more and more political over the past four years. certainly, starting in 2016 with trump and as a result, the comedy has taken a hit, which is to say all that trump jokes are still funny because they're willing to go at him really hard. but i think they play hole punches with democrats. they pull punches with biden and there's a lot to make front of there two on the right, you have a guy like gut feld where he's basically doing the opposite, right? there's a lot to make front of him biden and he gets his ribs in there. but he's not really going to he's not going to go

their 3rd graders already would have never sat in an actual class 1st because of colbert. and then because of the war they're now able to study together 6 meters below ground, protected by reinforced concrete. in the 1st permanent, underground school, a bit unusual at 1st looks like kids like 9 year old sasha. it feels safe from the farms he's heard and studying at home. holy ha ha. when it was very loud, i would either run into the cory door or hide underneath the table, near the wall and away from the window no show week now, and we'll show for the living class. in general, public schools in harkey do not operate in person. even today, there are students who are participating on like the parents, like sasha squad to worry about what this does to their children, who's a lima. v knowledgeable greatly affected the development of children. the war had a great impact and education. that must be a society for children. the other children have dreams of meeting their classmates the down here, the war remains on everyone's mind via so place only to be followed by an air raid sir

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