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i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] donald trump is back in court today. trial is in session and it continued today with the defense's cross-examination of former fixer and wet sock watching you leave it behind at the laundromat, michael cohen. trump's team went after cohen hard in the cross examination, trying to depict him as a serial liar out for revenge. "michael, we have so much in common: serial lying. lying about cereal. you know, i met the late, great toucan sam. they say he followed his nose, it always knows, but guess where it took him? straight into a windmill. windmills kill, my friends. his friend sonny went cuckoo with grief. they claim, they always say cuckoo for cocoa puffs, but i say mr. toucan sam and mr. cuckoo were lovers. who knows the truth? all we know for sure is that they will forever be part of this complete breakfast." [cheers and applause] i knew toucan sam down in miami. he knew how to use that nose, my friend." to try to prove that cohen was deeply biased and eager to see trump punished, trump's lawyer played a clip of cohen's
i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] donald trump is back in court today. trial is in session and it continued today with the defense's cross-examination of former fixer and wet sock watching you leave it behind at the laundromat, michael cohen. trump's team went after cohen hard in the cross examination, trying to depict him as a serial liar out for revenge. "michael, we have so much in common: serial lying. lying about cereal. you know, i met the late, great toucan sam. they say he...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] now, folks, if you are longtime viewers of the show, you know i'm a catholic, which means i believe that one of the virtues is humility. well, tonight i've got something to be extra humble about, because i can announce that this weekend pope francis is going to meet me at the vatican! [cheering] right? i mean, come on. i mean... am i excited? is the pope catholic? i'll let you know after i meet the freakin' pope! [cheering] i will be joining an incredible delegation of 105 comics and humorists from 15 countries, as part of a meeting to establish a link between the catholic church and comic artists. the pope. the vatican. comedy. i can't wait. i hope we get to meet the original priest and rabbi that walked into that bar! find out what happened. never found out what happened. this invitation was extended by the vatican's dicastery for culture and education and the dicastery for communication, in my opinion, the top two funniest dicasteries. [laughter] i know that's controversial.
i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] now, folks, if you are longtime viewers of the show, you know i'm a catholic, which means i believe that one of the virtues is humility. well, tonight i've got something to be extra humble about, because i can announce that this weekend pope francis is going to meet me at the vatican! [cheering] right? i mean, come on. i mean... am i excited? is the pope catholic? i'll let you know after i meet the freakin' pope! [cheering] i will be joining an incredible...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] folks, we spend a lot of our time talking about a certain convicted felon, and we will be doing that for a lot more time. but here's the thing, there is a guy running against him, who -- little known fact -- is the president of the united states, joseph r. biden. [applause] biden's family is here this evening. today biden is on the cover of "time" magazine. that's right. he's courting the youth vote where the kids hang: print media. next stop? zeppelins! the cover title is, "if he wins," the same title they used for trump. next, they're planning a cover featuring rfk jr. "if he worms." it is brave, i believe it is brave for biden to do this cover, because he's side by side with his nemesis, time. [applause] ♪ ♪ anyway, good for joe. speaking of magazines, "entertainment weekly" just put out a special issue, and gues who's on the cover! there it is! i don't know if you can see that the headline says. they went with the headline: "it's a bird, it's a plane, it's stephen colbert."
i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] folks, we spend a lot of our time talking about a certain convicted felon, and we will be doing that for a lot more time. but here's the thing, there is a guy running against him, who -- little known fact -- is the president of the united states, joseph r. biden. [applause] biden's family is here this evening. today biden is on the cover of "time" magazine. that's right. he's courting the youth vote where the kids hang: print media. next stop?...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.i do not say this often enough, but my audience is extremely hot. [cheering] literally, 'cause they stood outside for hours in what experts are calling a record-breaking heat wave. it is so hot in new york that the pantless guy on the subway is wearing his linen penis. [laughter] it's breathable. but it wrinkles like crazy. it's not just here. 265 million americans are facing temperatures in the high 90s, thanks to a phenomenon known as a "heat dome," which our very own cbs senior weather producer david parkinson described as "hot, hot heat." thank you, david, for that informative, informative information. to stay safe, the national weather service is advising people to go indoors and hydrate. and just in case, get a fan, a fainting couch, and say, [southern accent] "oh, lordy! i have the vapors!" i have a brain fever! it doesn't look like it's cooling down anytime soon. scientists warn heat waves will be longer, more intense, and more frequent. so, good news for "mrs." heatwave. i ass
i'm your host, stephen colbert.i do not say this often enough, but my audience is extremely hot. [cheering] literally, 'cause they stood outside for hours in what experts are calling a record-breaking heat wave. it is so hot in new york that the pantless guy on the subway is wearing his linen penis. [laughter] it's breathable. but it wrinkles like crazy. it's not just here. 265 million americans are facing temperatures in the high 90s, thanks to a phenomenon known as a "heat dome,"...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. everybody is energized. that's so lovely.yone had a nice father's day. i had brunch with my kids, and then i went home and grilled a hammock with my new beard trimmer. donald trump had quite the busy weekend, because friday was his 78th birthday. and he's a little sensitive about aging. in fact, last week, trump said this birthday was the one he wanted to ignore. [noisemaker squeaks] [cheers and applause] happy birthday, donald! are ya one? are ya two? and i don't -- we don't have time for this. you're just old. you're old, okay? trump celebrated in florida at a fundraiser that featured this towering cake, which looks delicious and looks like it stormed the capitol on january 6. that fondant can take a punch! it's lovely cake, but i'm surprised they didn't go for trump's favorite cake, "fudgie the..." >> whale! >> stephen: no surprise, no surprise trump turned the celebration into one of his rallies and introduced his new get-out-the-vote line. >> actually tell our people, we don't need your vote. we got so many votes. we don
i'm your host, stephen colbert. everybody is energized. that's so lovely.yone had a nice father's day. i had brunch with my kids, and then i went home and grilled a hammock with my new beard trimmer. donald trump had quite the busy weekend, because friday was his 78th birthday. and he's a little sensitive about aging. in fact, last week, trump said this birthday was the one he wanted to ignore. [noisemaker squeaks] [cheers and applause] happy birthday, donald! are ya one? are ya two? and i...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] today marks the 80th anniversary of d-day, or as they call it in chicago, "daaaaa day." [laughter] d-day, of course, the turning point in defeating the nazis -- the original nazis, not the gritty reboot. to commemorate the sacrifices of world war ii, leaders from all around the world visited normandy today, including president biden, canadian prime minister justin trudeau, and the king of world war ii, tom hanks. [cheering] this is true. this is true. if you whisper the words "omaha beach" three times into a mirror, hanks appears behind you and makes an amazing and kind of funny speech that makes you proud to be an american. president biden was joined by approximately 150 american veterans, including two dozen who actually fought on d-day, the youngest of whom is 96. [cheering] here's president biden spending time with one of those heroes. once again, once again, those vets did an incredible service to their nation. they made joe biden look young. [applause] thank you! the pres
i'm your host, stephen colbert.eering] today marks the 80th anniversary of d-day, or as they call it in chicago, "daaaaa day." [laughter] d-day, of course, the turning point in defeating the nazis -- the original nazis, not the gritty reboot. to commemorate the sacrifices of world war ii, leaders from all around the world visited normandy today, including president biden, canadian prime minister justin trudeau, and the king of world war ii, tom hanks. [cheering] this is true. this is...
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the late show with stephen colbert air is up next. have a great weekend, everybody. ♪ ♪ >> rapper flavor flav has found his next cause. the hype man ordered the entire red lobster menu in an effort to save the company, which has gone bankrupt. posting "ya boy meant it when i said i was going to do anything and everything to help red lobster and save the cheddar bay biscuits." >> but that wasn't the only thing flavor flav did to save red lobster. he also put out this video. ♪ ♪ bite the lobster ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... we did it, joe! plus, stephen welcomes jon bon jovi! and tig notaro! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: lovely, a wonderful crowd, physically attractive too. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. there are some days when we come into work. we know there's really only one story. everyone's talking about. t
the late show with stephen colbert air is up next. have a great weekend, everybody. ♪ ♪ >> rapper flavor flav has found his next cause. the hype man ordered the entire red lobster menu in an effort to save the company, which has gone bankrupt. posting "ya boy meant it when i said i was going to do anything and everything to help red lobster and save the cheddar bay biscuits." >> but that wasn't the only thing flavor flav did to save red lobster. he also put out this...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. you are here for a very special show because tonight is my 60th birthday! fun fact: i am now the same age that ian mckellen was when he was cast as gandalf. and i feel fine about that. he was gandalf the grey. i am stephen the very white. in honor of my birthday, this weekend, the skies all over the northern hemisphere were lit up by the aurora borealis. so beautiful. this extra vivid display was caused by a massive solar storm in which large, explosive bursts from the sun started slamming into the earth. or to put that in layman's terms: god was on shrooms, and was hankerin' for a little laser zeppelin. the lights were so bright they could be seen as far south as florida, where governor desantis immediately banned the sky for displaying a pride flag. [cheering] desantis fans! oh, i also got my birthday wish: donald trump is still on trial. this week... what week is this? three, four? this is four. this is week four of testimony in his "faking business records to cover up bangin' a po
i'm your host, stephen colbert. you are here for a very special show because tonight is my 60th birthday! fun fact: i am now the same age that ian mckellen was when he was cast as gandalf. and i feel fine about that. he was gandalf the grey. i am stephen the very white. in honor of my birthday, this weekend, the skies all over the northern hemisphere were lit up by the aurora borealis. so beautiful. this extra vivid display was caused by a massive solar storm in which large, explosive bursts...
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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it is stephen colbert! >> stephen: hello! hello over there! please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen, welcome! welcome, welcome, one in all, ladies and gentlemen, and you know what come out world war ii veterans, welcome to "the late show"! thank you very much. i'm your host, stephen colbert and i want to start off by saying happy juneteenth, everybody. juneteenth, of course, marks the day in 1865 when enslaved people in galveston, texas found out they had been freed. which was two years after president abraham lincoln's emancipation proclamation. that must've been one hell of a message. "hey, guys! president lincoln says you're all free!" "amazing! let's go thank him!" "oh, shoot. i mean, oh darn. everybody sit down." historically, juneteenth is a day for cookouts and barbecues, but it also can be celebrated with a day of rest and remembrance. of course, the traditional way to celebrate juneteenth is to hang out with your black friends, listen to great music, and stand perfectly still. [laughter] have a go
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i'm your host, stephen colbert.ng] folks, there are a lot of stories out there, but there's one everyone's talking about, and it's that today, a federal jury in delaware found hunter biden guilty on all three charges in his felony gun trial. now, that is truly shocking news. evidently, in america, there is a wrong way to buy a gun. i didn't know that. i had no idea. i've never heard that before. now, it's no secret how i feel about trump's conviction. so ethically and morally, i have to be consistent and say that, in light of this verdict, i don't believe hunter biden [laughter] should be president. [cheering] president biden believes in the rule of law. he has already promised to accept the verdict and not pardon hunter. but he did show how much he loves his son with this statement today. "i am the president, but i am also a dad. jill and i love our son, and we are so proud of the man he is today. i wll accept the outcome of this case and will continue to respect the judicial process as hunter considers an appeal.
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thanks for watching, the late show with stephen colbert is next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good one. >> the state of our union is in uncharted territory. for the first time ever, a former u.s. president, donald trump, is a felon, convicted on 34 counts. [cheering] he'll be sentenced by a judge just months before he stands in the presidential election. >> welcome to walt disney world's newly updated hall of presidents. ♪ ♪ i united the country as the first u.s. president. >> i enacted the emancipation proclamation. >> i used my mushroom penis to have underwhelming sex with a porn star and then committed a bunch of fraud to hide it. >> hmm, uh... >> i'm not allowed to own a gun or travel to canada. >> what the hell is happening? >> now if you'll excuse me, i am late for my community service. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... guilty pleasure! plus, stephen welcomes alicia keys! and stephen merchant! with a special appearance by laura benanti. featuring louis cato and "the late show" ban
thanks for watching, the late show with stephen colbert is next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good one. >> the state of our union is in uncharted territory. for the first time ever, a former u.s. president, donald trump, is a felon, convicted on 34 counts. [cheering] he'll be sentenced by a judge just months before he stands in the presidential election. >> welcome to walt disney world's newly updated hall of presidents. ♪ ♪ i united the country as...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. there are some days when we come into work. there's really only one story. everyone's talking about. today it's a huge expose on joe biden in the wall street journal that could upend the presidential race. jim? >> the president is old. >> he is showing signs of age. >> the president is showing signs of his age. >> he's an elderly man. >> stephen: you heard that right, ladies and gentlemen. joe biden... is old, which of course could disqualify him from being president. after all, being old is a felony. it's not? [cheering] it's not? i'm being told... i thought... i'm pretty sure one of these guys had a bunch of felonies. oh, it's the other guy? 34! and he's old too? huh! but of course, no reputable newspaper would run a headline like "behind closed doors, biden shows signs of slipping," unless they had the receipts. according to the journal, when the president of the united states was running meetings, he appeared to rely on notes, and always had cards. chilling. i mean, if someone was leading a large organization, and they had
i'm your host, stephen colbert. there are some days when we come into work. there's really only one story. everyone's talking about. today it's a huge expose on joe biden in the wall street journal that could upend the presidential race. jim? >> the president is old. >> he is showing signs of age. >> the president is showing signs of his age. >> he's an elderly man. >> stephen: you heard that right, ladies and gentlemen. joe biden... is old, which of course could...
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>> [barks] >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... q&a hole! plus, stephen welcomes senator cory booker! and musical guest billie eilish! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ thank you, friend. please have a seat. thank you. welcome one at all. welcome, everybody in here, out there, mr. and mrs. america and all the ships at sea. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] i want to start off by saying happy monday to everybody. i hope you all had a great weekend. i did. the weather here in new york was absolutely -- donald trump is a convicted felon. [cheering] beautiful. short sleeve weather. now, he won't be sentenced until july 11, but we can still enjoy every humbling moment along the way. today was a big one, because the convicted felon in chief had to undergo a probation interview, a required step before his new york sentencing, to prepare a repo
>> [barks] >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... q&a hole! plus, stephen welcomes senator cory booker! and musical guest billie eilish! featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: oh! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ thank you, friend. please have a seat. thank you. welcome one at all....
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i am your host, stephen colbert.ies and gentlemen, we've been talking about donald trump's hush money trial for five weeks now, and i for one am thrilled that he is not in court today and we can talk about anything else, like donald trump's classified documents trial. that one... that baby's really heating up. remember the classified documents case? with the nuclear codes offered as one of the toppings at mar-a-lago's waffle bar? well, turns out, that scandal is exactly much worse than we could've thought, because we just learned that his lawyers found classified documents in donald trump's bedroom four months after the fbi search of mar-a-lago. [booing] oh, my god. the only thing more shocking to find in donald trump's bedroom would be a current wife. [cheers and applause] "what are you doing?" so, these documents spent as much as four months right next to donald trump's bed. explains why the stamp changed from "classified" to "kill me." this new information is from a disclosure of an opinion right? a disclosure of
i am your host, stephen colbert.ies and gentlemen, we've been talking about donald trump's hush money trial for five weeks now, and i for one am thrilled that he is not in court today and we can talk about anything else, like donald trump's classified documents trial. that one... that baby's really heating up. remember the classified documents case? with the nuclear codes offered as one of the toppings at mar-a-lago's waffle bar? well, turns out, that scandal is exactly much worse than we...
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i'm your host, stephen colbert. i want to start off by saying i believe in democracy.r constitutional government. i believe in the separation of powers. and i wish the supreme court felt the same way. because the supreme court of the united states, or "scotus," continues to shoot itself in the nuts, or "scrotus." [laughter] these folks... in the black robes, they've been wracked with scandals over the past few years, including clarence thomas' wife promoting the coup on january 6th, and clarence thomas accepting luxury vacations from the guy who owns hitler's napkins. and now, there's a brand-new scandal involving supreme court justice and lifeguard watching you drown, samuel alito. right now, there are multiple cases that could be decided by the supreme court involving donald trump's efforts to overturn the 2020 election. which is why it was particularly disturbing this weekend when we found out that, in january of 2021, just days after the capitol riot, an upside-down u.s. flag flew at the home of justice samuel alito. [booing] and that's significant because at that
i'm your host, stephen colbert. i want to start off by saying i believe in democracy.r constitutional government. i believe in the separation of powers. and i wish the supreme court felt the same way. because the supreme court of the united states, or "scotus," continues to shoot itself in the nuts, or "scrotus." [laughter] these folks... in the black robes, they've been wracked with scandals over the past few years, including clarence thomas' wife promoting the coup on...
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>> it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, bite to meet you!s, stephen welcomes jude law and musical guest nathaniel rateliff and the night sweats. featuring louis cato and the late show band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> come on! can't stop us! thank you very much. that special spark you can't fake, that's a thursday audience right there. you know, welcome to "the late show," on your host stephen colbert, everybody! [cheers and applause] the 2024 presidential election is fast approaching. as hard as it is to believe, in just five months the candidates will be even older. convicted felon donald trump needs all the campaign cash he can get to pay his legal fees, so yesterday he sent out a fund-rasing email with the subject "paul out the guillotine." [laughter] those of you with a refined talent might detect a note of mob violence. he sent an email with the subject line "i love you." followed by the heartwarming sentiment "red be five hat." it reminds me of sha
>> it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, bite to meet you!s, stephen welcomes jude law and musical guest nathaniel rateliff and the night sweats. featuring louis cato and the late show band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] >> come on! can't stop us! thank you very much. that special spark you can't fake, that's a thursday audience right there. you know, welcome to "the late...
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what pope francis told fallon colbert, conan, chris rock, whoopi goldberg, julia louis-dreyfus and others in the star studded cast of characters. but first, the us supreme court ruling on several major cases today, but not on the january 6 immunity case, which could have a big impact on the upcoming presidential election. how this frees up donald trump to focus on debates and running mates i welcome them to lead. >> i'm jake tapper. we're going to start off in the 2024 leads. so let's queue some election music there it is the election jam. >> there are now 144 days left until the presidential election and just 13 until the very first presidential debate between president biden and former president trump, which will be we here on cnn and any day now, we could get a major decision from the us supreme court. the justices are weighing whether former president donald trump is immune from prosecution for his actions while he was in office. that ruling is critical. if trump wants to clear the remaining legal clouds hanging over him those clouds including the investigation into the january 6 riot
what pope francis told fallon colbert, conan, chris rock, whoopi goldberg, julia louis-dreyfus and others in the star studded cast of characters. but first, the us supreme court ruling on several major cases today, but not on the january 6 immunity case, which could have a big impact on the upcoming presidential election. how this frees up donald trump to focus on debates and running mates i welcome them to lead. >> i'm jake tapper. we're going to start off in the 2024 leads. so let's...
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[cheers and applause] - when you watch the tape, you can see that colbert begins to cry. and jon stewart, he loves colbert so much as a human being, he covers for colbert. - it is now 297 for barack obama, 139 for john mccain. >> series starts tomorrow would nine on cnn very interesting statistic. >> people, their favorite shows. >> we had csi be at er, the most faithful fans still only watches that show two out of four weeks at the time, there was just a general all fear and anxiety and they have the data to back it up. that shows that became increasingly serialized with lose viewership over time. >> let's because if the audience misses an episode than they would be inclined to stop watching it because they would feel like i missed one and now i don't know what's happening there had been amazing shows that had been serialized. >> they never had syndication value because you couldn't revisit them. but there's almost no better hook. it's like a book you can't turn down. i go kevin, who's going to watch a little bit more 24 was set to debut in november of 2001 the pilot cli
[cheers and applause] - when you watch the tape, you can see that colbert begins to cry. and jon stewart, he loves colbert so much as a human being, he covers for colbert. - it is now 297 for barack obama, 139 for john mccain. >> series starts tomorrow would nine on cnn very interesting statistic. >> people, their favorite shows. >> we had csi be at er, the most faithful fans still only watches that show two out of four weeks at the time, there was just a general all fear and...
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and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert![cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey! have a good show. have a good thursday! ladies and gentlemen, welcome one and all to "the late show," i'm your host stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, the energy, do you feel that? that summer time energy and not just summertime, it's june 20th and you may not realize this but this is the summer solstice. [cheers and applause] longest day of the year. i never miss a summer solstice because i keep time with the new apple ihenge. the solstice is the longest day of the year, and also the official start of summer. which, of course, raises the question, what the hell has this past week been? if not summer? it's so hot in new york that tourists in times square are lining up to have their photo taken with "tickle me heat stroke." oh, the smell! oh, the smell! you can surf it like a wave. "the new york post" recommends celebrating the solstice by feasting al fresco, working outside, or taking a good long walk with bare feet. today, celebrate the s
and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert![cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey! have a good show. have a good thursday! ladies and gentlemen, welcome one and all to "the late show," i'm your host stephen colbert. ladies and gentlemen, the energy, do you feel that? that summer time energy and not just summertime, it's june 20th and you may not realize this but this is the summer solstice. [cheers and applause] longest day...
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my first stop was the colbert report, where i arm wrestle stephen colbert and no, he didn't win. beautifully. thatook go no book prize nothing. so it's that kind of thing that happened on the one hand, hitting all the marks and the other hand, a kind of silence. things to say and people ask me to say them. so i never for spec for the new york times or the new republic they asked me to write and i wrote. and in fact you've warmed by mee pieces. would you say why that was spial for? the one about voting. oh, yeah. and actually, my dad's in the audience, so he'll appreciate congratulations. mentioned it's an essay where youvoting and historical sacrifices that have been the the seeing the lines in 1994 of black and colored south africans being able to vote for the first time. and my mother was in one of those lines in philadelphia voting for the first time of really? yeah. and for me, that was a stirring image. i how many of you remember that? do you remember that image? it target your heartstrings. yeah. ous image. and the essay that i wrote it about was aroundk50 when it took a lo
my first stop was the colbert report, where i arm wrestle stephen colbert and no, he didn't win. beautifully. thatook go no book prize nothing. so it's that kind of thing that happened on the one hand, hitting all the marks and the other hand, a kind of silence. things to say and people ask me to say them. so i never for spec for the new york times or the new republic they asked me to write and i wrote. and in fact you've warmed by mee pieces. would you say why that was spial for? the one about...
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my fir stop was the colbert report, where i armle stephen colbert and no, he didn't win. i either. so you know that,beautifully. that book got no book prize nothing. so it's that kind of thing that happened on the one hand hitting all the marks and the other hand, a kind of silence. ways felt like i had things to say and people ask me to say never for spec for the new york times or the new republic orwrote. and in fact you've warmed my heart by mentioning one of those pieces. would you say why that was special for? the one about voting. ohtually, my dad's in the audience, so he'll appreciate this. congratulations. oh, mentioned it's an essay where you talk about the importance of voting and historical sacrifices that have been made. and you mentioned the the seeing the lines in 1994 of black andafricans being able to vote for the first time. was in one of those lines in philadelphia voting for the first time of yeah. and for me that was a stirring image. that? do you remember that image? heartstrings. yeah. really. it's a marvelous image. and the essay that i wrote it about was aro
my fir stop was the colbert report, where i armle stephen colbert and no, he didn't win. i either. so you know that,beautifully. that book got no book prize nothing. so it's that kind of thing that happened on the one hand hitting all the marks and the other hand, a kind of silence. ways felt like i had things to say and people ask me to say never for spec for the new york times or the new republic orwrote. and in fact you've warmed my heart by mentioning one of those pieces. would you say why...
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the study conducted by jonathan chrysler during the colbert pen demik shows just how well the systems work. the co founder and president of the motion a. i start the rest of tippett t analyze the red posts of 6500 nurses and doctors with this proprietary software. looking at close to full 1000000 comments over the course of 4 years, cried luck. you right to the data base for research as the world wide, the goal advance, the detection of psychological distress and trauma is actually an incredibly wide variety of insights that are available from our assessments. we can understand, you know, simpler concepts like personality for we can also understand psychological traits and understand how people change in the moment depending on the context. what we found was that even early in the pen demik, even before the world health organization declared a pen demick, we could see some of the early indicators of what would ultimately lead to burn up . things like elevated cognitive load. all that is needed is everyday communication, such as e mails like messages or social media posts. but why exis
the study conducted by jonathan chrysler during the colbert pen demik shows just how well the systems work. the co founder and president of the motion a. i start the rest of tippett t analyze the red posts of 6500 nurses and doctors with this proprietary software. looking at close to full 1000000 comments over the course of 4 years, cried luck. you right to the data base for research as the world wide, the goal advance, the detection of psychological distress and trauma is actually an...
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later, vinicius jr, put the nail endorsements, coughing with a shot, pass boardman keeper, griego colbert. fans even packed we all madrid stadium back in spain and watched on big screens as their to reclaims european club footballs most prized trophy. the dw market. metro is joins me now in the studio market. real madrid have now won the champions week 6 times in the last 11 years. that by any definition is diagnostic. and at some point you have to start asking, is this the greatest football club ever? it certainly is, you've got to do it on statistics and they really have a love affair with, with this competition, the top competition. i mean it's not just 6 wins in a level, and it's obviously a record extending 15 full rule. but that now means they've won, don't molden dupel any of the arrival ac milan and next on the list was safe and the rest of that shows you how a peak, real madrid have been in this competition. let's look at the coach cala one to lucky. he extended his record is the most decorated champions league winning manage it. we've now fif title and some of the players mean t
later, vinicius jr, put the nail endorsements, coughing with a shot, pass boardman keeper, griego colbert. fans even packed we all madrid stadium back in spain and watched on big screens as their to reclaims european club footballs most prized trophy. the dw market. metro is joins me now in the studio market. real madrid have now won the champions week 6 times in the last 11 years. that by any definition is diagnostic. and at some point you have to start asking, is this the greatest football...
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i got a call from stephen colbert maybe a couple months ago. the vatican on a book or something -- the pope's book. and so he said, "hey, the pope wants to meet comedians. would you want to meet the pope?" i go, "of course, i would love to." and then i just never asked about it until i got an e-mail, and it was official, "the pope wants to meet you." i go "okay." you can bring one person, i brought my sister, gloria. [ audience aws ] and i go, 'cause this is a big deal. so i went to rome, went to the vatican. all the security -- and crazy security, obviously. and you get through this thing, but no one really tells you how to talk to the pope, or what do you -- [ light laughter ] how do you address him? do you kiss the ring? i got more instruction on how to meet barbra streisand than i did how to meet the pope. they're like, "sand, like sand in the beach, not zan, san." i go, "oh, yeah, yeah." but you get in there, and i go, "okay." so i'm there, it's 6:45 in the morning. all these comedians, i see chris rock. and we're just like, "what is -- th
i got a call from stephen colbert maybe a couple months ago. the vatican on a book or something -- the pope's book. and so he said, "hey, the pope wants to meet comedians. would you want to meet the pope?" i go, "of course, i would love to." and then i just never asked about it until i got an e-mail, and it was official, "the pope wants to meet you." i go "okay." you can bring one person, i brought my sister, gloria. [ audience aws ] and i go, 'cause this...
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the late show with stephen colbert air is up next. have a great weekend, everybody. ♪ ♪
the late show with stephen colbert air is up next. have a great weekend, everybody. ♪ ♪
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colbert is in this as well, very funny. kristen wiig is unbelievable. but the baby is unbelievable.he moves. i want to show everyone a clip. here's steve carell as the voice of gru in "despicable me 4." take a look. >> we aren't supposed to lie. >> don't think of it as lying. think of it as high-stakes pretending. >> well, i'm not going to. >> bah, just a little white lie. >> nope! >> agnes, as your father i command you to lie! >> no. >> yes, lie. >> mm-mm. >> you are walking on thin ice, little lady! >> hmph. >> why can't you be more like your sister edith, she lies all the time. >> no, i don't. >> see! see! she's lying right now. beautifully, i might add. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: steve carell, everybody! "despicable me 4" opens in theaters and imax july 3rd. we'll be right back. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] we really don't want people to think of feeding food ke ours is spoiling their dogs. good, real food is simple. it looks like food, it smells like food, it's what dogs are supposed to be eating. no living being should
colbert is in this as well, very funny. kristen wiig is unbelievable. but the baby is unbelievable.he moves. i want to show everyone a clip. here's steve carell as the voice of gru in "despicable me 4." take a look. >> we aren't supposed to lie. >> don't think of it as lying. think of it as high-stakes pretending. >> well, i'm not going to. >> bah, just a little white lie. >> nope! >> agnes, as your father i command you to lie! >> no. >>...
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colbert's girlfriend debbie and brother oliver, desperate to find him traveling to greece to help with the search. it's a very harsh terrain, you know, they're exhausted, we're all exhausted, and i mean, there's not enough of us. >> there's not enough boots on the ground. >> five foreign visitors to the greek isles have died or gone missing in recent weeks amid a heat wave in the region, authorities say. another american tourists who vanished last tuesday was found dead on this beach on the island of mathraki, near corfu. an autopsy is underway to determine the cause of death, but calbert was a frequent visitor to the island and an experienced hiker. greek police are studying the surveillance video obtained by mega live news that appears to show calbert before his hike. he was supposed to meet a friend for lunch afterwards, but he never arrived. that friend, alerting greek authorities who launched the search, would just ended its fifth day and still no sign of calbert there still hope. >> i mean, that's that's all i got. there's still hope, right now. >> you know, authorities on the is
colbert's girlfriend debbie and brother oliver, desperate to find him traveling to greece to help with the search. it's a very harsh terrain, you know, they're exhausted, we're all exhausted, and i mean, there's not enough of us. >> there's not enough boots on the ground. >> five foreign visitors to the greek isles have died or gone missing in recent weeks amid a heat wave in the region, authorities say. another american tourists who vanished last tuesday was found dead on this...
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also to mark's point, you go to new york city, you're with stephen colbert, insufferable stephen colbertsey, he is in harlem. democrats used be party of the working man and women. especially party of women. it is party having advocate biological men compete against biological women in sports like boxing, volleyball, track, swimming? democrats cater to coastal elites, here you have states like minnesota, pennsylvania, michigan, wisconsin, no coast there. not many elites there. that is where trump is. why minnesota is up for grabs. larry: a great point. i want to move on to another thing. we'll play a most regrettable, cringe-worthy statement by new york city mayor eric adams. take a listen, fellows. >> you look at our administration and you will see for yourself we got all of this chocolate running this city. larry: all of this chocolate running this city. that is cringe-worthy. also racist. it is most unfortunate that i would say that. mark simone, what's your reaction to that? >> i wish he knew his history. the last mayor to do that, very similar guy. a charming guy, personality, but ra
also to mark's point, you go to new york city, you're with stephen colbert, insufferable stephen colbertsey, he is in harlem. democrats used be party of the working man and women. especially party of women. it is party having advocate biological men compete against biological women in sports like boxing, volleyball, track, swimming? democrats cater to coastal elites, here you have states like minnesota, pennsylvania, michigan, wisconsin, no coast there. not many elites there. that is where...
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earlier , a lighter moment at the vatican, pope francis meeting with comedians like chris rock, stephen colbert and whoopi goldberg saying in the midst of so much gloomy news, you have the power to spread serenity and smiles. the g7 leaders here are backing the cease fire deal that president biden had laid out. they say the number of civilian casualties in gaza is unacceptable, and they're urging israel not to launch that full scale invasion of rafah. selina wang abc news, bari, italy. >> back here at home, a warning about government impersonation. scammers that means people impersonating the police or certain federal agencies targeting people for their cash. new data from the federal trade commission shows people reportedly lost $76 million in cash to these scammers in 2023. now that's nearly double the cash amount from the year before. a good reminder, governor government agencies that is will never call, email, text or message you on social media to ask for money or for personal information. they will also never demand a payment. happening today, it's elder abuse awareness day and california
earlier , a lighter moment at the vatican, pope francis meeting with comedians like chris rock, stephen colbert and whoopi goldberg saying in the midst of so much gloomy news, you have the power to spread serenity and smiles. the g7 leaders here are backing the cease fire deal that president biden had laid out. they say the number of civilian casualties in gaza is unacceptable, and they're urging israel not to launch that full scale invasion of rafah. selina wang abc news, bari, italy. >>...
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chris rock, whoopi goldberg, jimmy fallon, and stephen colbert among the more than 100 comedians invitedcis saying a prayer for good humor, telling the entertainers, when they make people laugh, "you make even god smile." the pontiff's fondness for comedy is no secret. he's been known to crack a joke or two himself. after speaking, francis met and chatted with each guest. that's "nightline." see you right back here monday. and thanks for staying up with us. good night, america.
chris rock, whoopi goldberg, jimmy fallon, and stephen colbert among the more than 100 comedians invitedcis saying a prayer for good humor, telling the entertainers, when they make people laugh, "you make even god smile." the pontiff's fondness for comedy is no secret. he's been known to crack a joke or two himself. after speaking, francis met and chatted with each guest. that's "nightline." see you right back here monday. and thanks for staying up with us. good night,...
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among the confirmed invitees, nbc's own jimmy fallon, along with stephen colbert, jim gaffigan, conan o'brien, chris rock and whoopi goldberg the most comedians will hail from italy. there will also be one stand up comedian from the pope's native argentina. that's cool. the vatican says the goal is to celebrate the beauty of human diversity and promote a message of peace, love and solidarity. talk about pressure. the stress of keeping it clean. right. you better. all right. don't forget, you can watch our newscast 24/7 on pluto and other streaming platforms, candice and raj. joining us now with what's coming up at 530, chris is one of the funniest people in our newsroom. that's what you say. she should go funny looking. no, a lot happening on this very hot tuesday. a first of its kind service is facing an uncertain future, and that service all began on the peninsula. the push to save the program that provides free legal help to immigrants who are facing deportation. also, a couple gets to stay in their longtime apartment after facing eviction from their landlord. how our investigative
among the confirmed invitees, nbc's own jimmy fallon, along with stephen colbert, jim gaffigan, conan o'brien, chris rock and whoopi goldberg the most comedians will hail from italy. there will also be one stand up comedian from the pope's native argentina. that's cool. the vatican says the goal is to celebrate the beauty of human diversity and promote a message of peace, love and solidarity. talk about pressure. the stress of keeping it clean. right. you better. all right. don't forget, you...
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the late show with stephen colbert is up next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. the weekend, donald trump held a rally at the jersey shore. >> it was held on a beach off the jersey shore right off of a boardwalk. ♪ >> let's go to the jersey shore! >> hot dogs. let's talk about hot dogs. i just had one, actually. >> first day in jersey, just something crazy goes down. >> the late, great hannibal lecter is a wonderful man.
the late show with stephen colbert is up next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. the weekend, donald trump held a rally at the jersey shore. >> it was held on a beach off the jersey shore right off of a boardwalk. ♪ >> let's go to the jersey shore! >> hot dogs. let's talk about hot dogs. i just had one, actually. >> first day in jersey, just something crazy goes down. >> the late, great hannibal lecter is a wonderful man.
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the late show with stephen colbert is up next. the news continues streaming on cbs
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pope francis meeting with comedians like chris rock, stephen colbert, and whoopi goldberg, saying, “inoomy news, you have the power to spread serenity and smiles.” and whit, the g7 leaders here are backing the cease-fire deal that president biden had laid out. they say that the number of civilian casualties in gaza is unacceptable, and they're urging israel not to launch a full-scale invasion into rafah. whit? >> whit: selina wang for us tonight, thank you. >>> back here at home now in parkland, florida, demolition is under way at the site of one of the worst scoot high schoolings in u.s. history. family members of the victims were invited to watch as crews began dismantling marjory stoneman douglas high school. the process is expected to last about a week. 17 students and teachers were killed by a gunman there back in 2018. >>> when we come back, the urgent manhunt here in new york for the suspect who sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl at a public park. >>> the dramatic rescue of two hikers in california. >>> just ahead of father's day, the navy dad and his incredible journey to su
pope francis meeting with comedians like chris rock, stephen colbert, and whoopi goldberg, saying, “inoomy news, you have the power to spread serenity and smiles.” and whit, the g7 leaders here are backing the cease-fire deal that president biden had laid out. they say that the number of civilian casualties in gaza is unacceptable, and they're urging israel not to launch a full-scale invasion into rafah. whit? >> whit: selina wang for us tonight, thank you. >>> back here at...
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there you see stephen colbert, chris rock, jimmy fallon.told them that they unite people because laughter is contagious. norah? >> norah: nancy cordes, thank you. now a look at tonight's other top stories, starting with a new faa investigation into whether or not counterfeit titanium is being used in parts on boeing and airbus planes. cbs's kris van cleave explains. >> reporter: norah, the faa says it is working to verify testing by boeing, airbus, and spirit aerosystems that these components are what they are supposed to be and not some kind of counterfeit. a company that sells titanium to aerospace suppliers appears to have received falsified documents about a shipment of materials. that metal was sent to spirit aerosystems, and it was used in components for both boeing and airbus planes. all three companies say they have done extensive testing and found the material does appear to be titanium. spirit says it has removed those parts from production. >> norah: an urgent search is underway tonight for an american tourist who went missing du
there you see stephen colbert, chris rock, jimmy fallon.told them that they unite people because laughter is contagious. norah? >> norah: nancy cordes, thank you. now a look at tonight's other top stories, starting with a new faa investigation into whether or not counterfeit titanium is being used in parts on boeing and airbus planes. cbs's kris van cleave explains. >> reporter: norah, the faa says it is working to verify testing by boeing, airbus, and spirit aerosystems that these...
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thanks for watching, the late show with stephen colbert is next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good one. liz neeley: you know, you've probably heard it said that some people have to hit rock bottom before they really come to the lord and give him their life. and that's what happened. i probably had a lot of anxiety at that point about my future, but as i began to study the word and a lot of dr. stanley's teachings and sermons, i began to realize that, through the love of jesus, god saved me for a purpose.
thanks for watching, the late show with stephen colbert is next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. have a good one. liz neeley: you know, you've probably heard it said that some people have to hit rock bottom before they really come to the lord and give him their life. and that's what happened. i probably had a lot of anxiety at that point about my future, but as i began to study the word and a lot of dr. stanley's teachings and sermons, i began to realize that, through the...
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colbert, callis and carnes will go through for the men's 200 semis. coverage of the olympic trials continues tomorrow with gymnastics, and track and field at 10:00, 9:00 central. don't miss coverage of the 5,000 run out. 11 a pivotal night in the race for the white house. president biden versus former president trump. the insults flying during this historic rematch. my son was not a loser. he was not a sucker. you're the sucker. you're the loser. i really don't know what he said at the end of that sentence. i don't think he knows what he said either. when the dust settled, when the dust settled, who came out on top? and will tonight's debate changed the course of this election? we have reaction from political analysts as well as top democrats and republicans. does this 90 minute debate prompt people to think or rethink their vote? it's not just the politics here tonight was about the physical condition of president biden and the misinformation of former president trump did, states joe biden. what we saw was history on the stage, four years in the maki
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the late show with stephen colbert is next. and the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area.for joining us, good night. >> trump challenged biden to a cognitive test but got his white house doctor's name wrong while doing it. take a listen. >> i think you should take a cognitive test, like i did. i took a cognitive test and i
the late show with stephen colbert is next. and the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area.for joining us, good night. >> trump challenged biden to a cognitive test but got his white house doctor's name wrong while doing it. take a listen. >> i think you should take a cognitive test, like i did. i took a cognitive test and i