i want everyone in the colbert nation to make americone dream their treat of choice.thday, give it out at halloween. [ laughter ] i don't even care if you eat it. use it to grease door hinges, or spackle walls. or as a refreshing deodorant. [ laughter ] and yes, all my ice cream's proceeds go to charity, but to hell with the needy. i am doing this to kick jimmy falon's ass. [cheers and applause] by the way, fallon's ass? also in his ice cream. [ laughter ] we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] [cheers an] >> stephen: thank you very much. my guest tonight is a former attorney and director of "hot coffee," a documentary about frivolous lawsuits. i'm willing to settle this interview out of studio for five million dollars. please welcome susan saladoff! [cheers and applause] hay, ms. saladoff nice to meet you. let's get down to the nitty gritty you are a former plaintiff's attorney? i am. >> who made a documentary available on hbo go and dvd november 1. it's talking about frivolous lawsuits. >> it's talking about the myth of a frivolous lawsuit. >> stephen: there are

welcome to the newest member of the colbert nation, giancarlo francis dinello who, judging by his names born in 19th century venice. (laughter) my congratulations to the entire family and to riley dinello. should you ever feel ignored these next few months just pee on the carpet like you do in my office. (laughter) good night, captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org

welcome to the newest member of the colbert nation, giancarlo francis

welcome to the newest member of the colbert nation, giancarlo francis dinello who, judging by his names born in 19th century venice. (laughter) my congratulations to the entire family and to riley dinello. should you ever feel ignored these next few months just pee on the carpet like you do in my office. (laughter) good night, captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org oh, hey, i, uh, i found your lipstick. oh! oh, no, this isn't mine. this is sunset blush. i wear tiger orgasm. but it was in my apartment. [sniffs] i don't know why i told you about the pop-tart. but that's weird. it's just me and pete at my place. hello, ladies.

nation, tonight is the six-year anniversary of "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) i know it is hard to believe because it was actually last night. and as part of this year's anniversary celebration, the chelsea market at 9th avenue and 15th street here in new york is staging an art exhibition of behind-the-scenes photography from the first six years of "the colbert report." but don't worry, all the nudes are tasteful. (laughter) again, my apologies to doris kearns goodwin. all of these rare photographs are for sale with proceeds going to benefit donors choose which supports projects in public schools across america. of course there's only one gallery i attend because every year it's got my newport rate. and because it serves free wine. so... (applause) without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, my portrait for year seven. (cheers and applause) ladies and gentlemen, aren't i beautiful? this year i'm portrayed holding the s.e.c. ruling that allowed me to form colbert superpac and become a washington power player. how big a player? let's just say

nation, tonight is the sixth year anniversary of "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) i know it is hard to believe because it was actually last night. (laughter) and as part of this year's anniversary celebration, the chelsea market at ninth avenue on 15th street here in new york is staging an art exhibition of behind-the-scenes photography from the first six years of "the colbert report." but don't worry, all the nudes are tasteful. (laughter) again, my apologies to doris kearns goodwin. (laughter) all of these rare photographers are for sale with proceeds going to benefit donor's choose which supports projects in public schools across america. but, of course, there's only one gallery i attend because every year it's got my newport rate and because it serves free wine

latch laugh. [ laughter ] nation, we must regain our place atop the ice cream mountain.i want everyone in the colbertionirthday, give it out at halloween. [ laughter ] i don'tven care if you eat it. use it to grease door h [ laughter ] and yes, all my ice cream's proceeds go to charity, b hell with the needy. i am doing this to kick jimmy falon's ass. [cheers and applause] by the wa [ laugh [cheers and applaus ♪ she'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes... ♪ ♪ when she comes. ♪ ♪ custom spoi♪ ♪ all know that it's kevin's awesome car. ♪ oat ) sorry. when it's on your mind it's on ebay. [cheers and applauhank you very much. my guest former attorney and direc coffee," a do i'm willing to settle thistudio for five million dollars. please welcome susan saladoff! saladoff nice to meet you. let's get down to the nitty gritty you are a former >> who made available on hbo go and dvd november 1.t's talking about frivolous >> it's talking a >> stephen: there are frivolous la definition. it's frivolous. >> stephen: how about the judge who sued for $65 million because a dry cleaner lost his pants is that f

colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme music playing] [cheering and applause] [audience chanting "stephen"] [cheering and applause] >> stephen: welcome to "the report." thank you, everybody. it's good to have you with us. nation, there was another republican debate last night, which caught me by surprise because i was not aware that the previous debate had ended. it was first debate since my man herman cain became the republican front-runner. of course, moderator and arctic cloud sprite anderson cooper wasted no time trying to catch cain with the liberal gotcha tactic of quoting something cain had said. jim? >> herman cain, i got to ask you, you said "don't blame -- two weeks ago you said, "don't blame wall street. don't blame the big banks. if you don't have a job and you're not rich, don't blame yourself." do you still say that? >> yes, i do still say that. >> stephen: yes he does. and that message of hope is sure to rally the nation's unemployed to herman cain if they weren't so goddamn lazy. and from there herman continued the cain-ing. >> i still stand by my statement and here's why: they might be frustrated with wall street and the bankers, but they're directing their anger at the wrong place. wall stre