colbert nation has voted. you're from england. did you enjoy the queen's jubilee? it was such a lovely celebration! >> a celebration of what? (laughter) >> stephen: 60 years of majesty! >> 60 years of dictatorship! >> stephen: dictatorship? what are you talking about? >> it's dictatorship. >> stephen: it's -- it's a monarchy in name but it's really just a tourist trap at this point. (laughter) >> very, very true. >> stephen: didn't you love the pageantry? >> no. >> stephen: no? >> sorry, no. >> stephen: but -- but she's your queen. >> she's not! >> stephen: yes! she is! you may not like it but she's your queen. you had to love the royal wedding? >> i hated the royal wedding. >> stephen: you had to love it. >> i hated it. >> stephen: kate the great! >> i think they're absolutely horrible people. i think they're arrogant horrible dictators. (cheers and applause) they're horrible. the world does not need them. >> stephen: you're not going to say pippa didn't look lovely. (laughter) you couldn't have pulled off that dress. (laughter) >> then of course a few weeks later

nation, i am so moved by this generous offer that i have an offer of my own. right over here. mr. trump, i will write you a check for one million dollars from colbert super pac-- you know i've got it-- to the charity of your choice. anything: save the children, feed the children, put the children on child apprentice, whatever. one million dollars -- if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] but this dipping has to be to -- and i hope you are listening carefully mr. trump, this dipping has to be to my and more importantly my balls' satisfaction. okay? [ laughter ] one caveat: my balls must be in your mouth by no later than 5:00 p.m. october 31st. okay? [cheers and applause] [ laughter ] my balls have a thing that night. [ laughter ] nothing would make me happier than to write this check. and nothing would make america happier than to have something going into your mouth instead of something coming out. [cheers and applause] let's do this for the kids. but there's an issue in this election even bigger than donald trump. it's libya. you see, on september 11, the american consulate in benghazi was attacked. four

national league championship. (laughter) as you remember, folks, the first debate was a blowout win for romney. the second debate-- also happened. (laughter) so let's get the truth of night three in "stephen colbert's debate 2012 coverage." two men, one wheel. who gets to drive us over the cliff? (laughter) (cheers and applause) (cheers and applause) these people are huge fans of buick. (laughter) i was so excited because last night was officially the foreign policy debate. unfortunately-- and i do not know this-- that means you have to talk about a lot of other stupid countries. (laughter) and this being boca raton, florida, they hit all the important ones. >> israel is a true friend, it is our greatest ally in the region. >> israel. our closest friend in the region. >> they have to abide by their treaty with israel. >> our ally israel. >> our bond w israel. >> israel. >> israel. >> israel. >> israel. >> israel. >> israel. (laughter) >> stephen: i was playing a drinking game last night where i took a shot of manischewitz every time -- (cheers and applause) every time someone said "israel" and by the end of the debate i was totally diabetic. (laughter) but, folks, this wasn't just about israel it w

national league championship. (laughter) as you remember, folks, the first debate was a blowout win for romney. the second debate-- also happened. (laughter) so let's get the truth of night three in "stephen colbert's debate 2012 coverage."

colbert had it right. obama's lost momentum, romney's gained momentum. i think sadly for the nationstakenly for the obama campaign, having lost momentum they're talking about big bird. i just don't get it. >> i think obama has to go into the next debate, certainly joe biden on thursday, they have to regain momentum. obviously the debate led to a change in the polls. think romney can change himself and argue toe-to-toe with the president, i want to see the president come back strong next time. >> do you think this puts more pressure on joe biden to ante up in a way that could compromise him in the debate? >> i do. but obama in presenting himself for the next couple weeks, but he's always stepped up to the pressure. >> i think the pressure on biden is mostly to prevent these sort of media narratives as we all know too well they take on a life of their own. and often in negative ways. three weeks ago it was for romney. now it's obama. i think biden's job is to sort of stop the bleeding. he doesn't need -- he needs to be a narrative. >> he can't attack. he has to defend. if it had gone