colbert superpac shh. you know our motto: making a better tomorrow at a later date that's none of your goddamn business. [ laughter ] and for you transparency fetishists, i'm happy to now make my full legally-required disclosure. i have written the names of colbert superpac shh donors on my taint in butterscotch topping. [ laughter ] i invite the f.e.c. to audit it with their tongues. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] no surprise, the trailblazer in spooky pacs is karl rove with crossroads gps last year, it received two anonymous $10 million donations. they were so secret, it's possible even karl doesn't know who they were from. he might have received them through his donation gloryhole. [ laughter ] and karl stands behind what he doesn't say. [ laughter ] crossroads gps recently gave $2.75 million to the center for individual freedom or cfif, [ laughter ] which is aggressively "toppling disclosure laws at the state level. so, that's karl rove giving anonymous political money to help keep political money