for just $1 million you can enjoy the colbert u-pick-'em blood diamond experience. ( laughter ) complauz it begins with being whisked away-- ( cheers ) whisked away in the defend night to our exclusive mine in an undisclosed location in the congalese bush where you get the most immersive gem stone experience money can buy. you'll spend all day and night surround by gems. you'll be practically buried in diamonds. plus you'll receive round-the-clock hands-on guidance from our quality assurance team. and your kids can join in the fun, too, by exploring our diamond adventure play shafts. there's always more fun down there, kids. just keep digging for it. make no mistake, the colbert u-pick-'em blood diamond experience is so unique, you'll never want to leave-- which is good. we'll be right back. ( applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is sitting over there. i should go talk to him. please welcome a. scott berg! ( cheers and applause ) whooo! i'm sorry. i didn't mean to psyche you out there. sometimes they deserve double dips over there. this is a great crowd tonigh