. >> 20th anniversary tonight, george clooney, snoop dogg, and music from coldplay.samigos tequila with carlito and the cletones and now jimmy kimmel hi, everybody. thank you very much. thank you that. well you're embarrassing me. kind. thank you for being here. it is a big night for us. it is our as you know, it's our 20th anniversary. thank you. appreciate that. i'm not guys, i'm. that's. that's very kind. i'm >> i'm not retiring. this is just an anniversary show. it's well, as you know, 20 years ago to the day, our show on january 26th, 2003, premiered live after the super bowl. and right out of the gate, we were an immediate hit. next day, the new yorker said jimmy kimmel live, a dead on arrival talk show with a charisma free host. the seattle post-intelligencer raved. jimmy kimmel live is a gloopy mess. not an interesting jackson pollock ish mess either. more like the kind of mess created by a sick infant with a leaky diaper. and salon.com wrote tuesday night show ended on a particularly sad note when kimmel was reduced to announcing that the next night's lineup

well coldplay concert. is there? well no, unfortunately, there's been a that happening lately no, unfortunately, there's been a mps that happening lately no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have happening lately no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have taken ning lately no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have taken freebiesly no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have taken freebies worth as mps have taken freebies worth almost 200 grand just this summer. it's all right for some, isn't it? in the middle of a cost of living crisis. but the royal rumble? well, it's rumbling once again. harry is going to into the uk for going to fly into the uk for a charity event on the eve of our late queen's death . where will late queen's death. where will charles and william be? well, at the other end of the country, apparently. i'll be joined by royal commentator juditha da silva on this and say of the nafion silva on this and say of the nation starts now . nation starts now. we've got it all. tonight, i will be joined by a

coldplay tickets. >> yeah, i love that starmer got coldplay tickets. it's so starmer .oldplay tickets. it's so starmer. if you had to guess what starmer's favourite band, everyone would have said corbyn. it really is. songwriting is amazing. it's like the amazing. i mean, it's like the most band . it was never most bland band. it was never going to be frank zappa or something, was it? >> he's going to push >> no, he's never going to push any there. but yeah, any boundaries there. but yeah, that's any boundaries there. but yeah, tha always to be coldplay >> always going to be coldplay £698. starmer amount as £698. such a starmer amount as well. >> paul scully billy billy >> paul scully got billy billy joel is a paul joel tickets, which is a paul scully, science and technology minister. >> got billy joel tickets. >> got billy joel tickets. >> that's a step up. >> that's a step up. >> much better. the downeaster alexa . oh yeah. only alexa uptown girl. oh yeah. only the start the fire. i mean, there's so many classics and that's only later period. that's only the later per

but yeah, that's pretty funny. >> to be coldplay >> always going to be coldplay £698.er amount as £698. such a starmer amount as well. >> paul scully billy billy >> paul scully got billy billy joel is a paul joel tickets, which is a paul scully, a science and technology minister. >> got billy joel tickets. >> got billy joel tickets. >> that's a step up. >> that's a step up. >> much better. the downeaster alexa . oh yeah. only alexa uptown girl. oh yeah. only the start the fire. i mean, there's so many classics and that's only later period. that's only the later period. i mean, we could talk mean, you know, we could talk about all night. let's. we about it all night. let's. we definitely won't. but i definitely won't. but yeah, i just thought mean, they just thought. i mean, maybe they should mps they won't should pay mps more. they won't have to be like, you know, you know, going the know, going around in the shadows tickets. >> e newsmen can we e newsmen can we get >> also, when newsmen can we get bnbes >> also, when newsmen can we get bribes, we'll report certain sto

and we ended up at a coldplay concert, vip area. i'm dancing, you know.respectful way, i need to make clear. i sensed a presence. and after the song was done, this head leaned towards me and said, "what's your name?" and i was like, "lauren." he was like, "i like your style." i turn and it's harry styles. >> jimmy: wow. >> then i was like, "okay." so then we danced for like two songs. i'm talking fun, sweaty, just like the best time dancing. and during the third song of us dancing, like really in the moment with each other, i look, and behind him is his date for the night who's standing like this. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i've never told this story publicly because i felt like it might have been a trauma for her. women are for women, you know what i mean, i don't want to retraumatize. i googled her recently, she got married last year. >> jimmy: she's good. >> she's fine. i'm single. i have to put out my missed connection, you know? >> jimmy: was it? maybe i'm just -- wasn't harry styles like 12 years old in 2014? >> he was legal. he was legal. i also googled th

well coldplay concert. is there?unfortunately, there's been a mps that happening lately no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have happening lately no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have taken ning lately no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have taken freebiesly no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have taken freebies worth as mps have taken freebies worth almost 200 grand just this summer. it's all right for some, isn't it? in the middle of a cost of living crisis. but the royal rumble? well, it's rumbling once again. harry is going to into the uk for going to fly into the uk for a charity event on the eve of our late queen's death . where will late queen's death. where will charles and william be? well, at the other end of the country, apparently. i'll be joined by

well coldplay concert. is there?no, unfortunately, there's been a mps that happening lately no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have happening lately no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have taken ning lately no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have taken freebiesly no, unfortunately, there's been a mps have taken freebies worth as mps have taken freebies worth almost 200 grand just this summer. it's all right for some, isn't it? in the middle of a cost of living crisis. but the royal rumble? well, it's rumbling once again. harry is going to into the uk for going to fly into the uk for a charity event on the eve of our late queen's death . where will late queen's death. where will charles and william be? well, at the other end of the country, apparently. i'll be joined by royal commentator juditha da silva on this and say of the nafion silva on this and say of the nation starts now

we get a double whammy, we have coldplay and taylor swift doing concerts in singapore, sold out, hotelates are through the roof. a lot of people are flying in. they centralize their shows in south asia around one place, so people are forced to go to singapore. the hotels are more than sold out. we will see the pop in gdp in asia in the first quarter next year. if this is a trend where the big stars do make it shows, we have to get used to this, this may reappear from time to time in the global economy where you get major events in a short time, and it will affect gdp. it is a short run effect that will not last forever but people have to take it into account because it does impact the economy. lizzy: i won't tell taylor. it speaking up celebrities, we have the news that michael jordan has cashed in on his sale of the charlotte hornets last month, this month, actually. he is worth $3.5 billion, and climbing the ladder. not only the greatest ask able player of all time, but the richest gm. thank you to mark renfield for that analysis. it is jackson hole friday, we will talk about it all

george clooney, snoop dogg, and chris martin from coldplay will be here with us, just as they were.years. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: going to be good. >> jimmy: when you think about it, guillermo, one more year, we'll be old enough to drink, can you imagine? join us for that. our first guests tonight, forget 20 years. they have 250 years in show business combined. they have every award and collected every accolade imaginable. and now they're out to win a super bowl, too, in the new comedy "80 for brady." it opens in theaters february 3rd. please welcome, lily tomlin, jane fonda, rita moreno, and sally field. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. what a -- i mean, look at this. i don't think we've ever had a foursome as impressive as the four of you. so thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] did you carpool here together? [ laughter ] >> no, we should have though, the way jane thinks, we should have done that. >> jimmy: yes, jane's very -- she cares about the environment. you really do, jane, don't you? >> we all do, it's no

our first guests on our first show back in 2003 were george clooney, snoop dogg, and coldplay.time at 10:00 and in regular time, i'm pleased to say they will all be back here with us. [ cheering and applause ] it's going to be a fun night, so i hope you'll join us. our 20th anniversary in prime time at 10:00 here on abc thursday night. our first guest tonight made his first appearance here back in 2004. he is still going strong. you can see him alongside a star-stuffed cast in the new movie, "you people." it premieres friday on netflix. please welcome david duchovny. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: very "star trek" tonight, are you? >> a little bit. i don't know what's going on. i usually don't try it on before i come out here. sometimes it works and sometimes it does not. >> jimmy: david, you know who you muscle man. you look like the king of super heroes. >> how the f did you cast ben affleck instead of me? >> jimmy: i don't know how it happened, but i'm glad that it just did. >> you're not the only lonely friendless boy who wrote a graphic novel. >> jimmy: is that for re

she's a really big fan of angel moon, which is this, like - >> jimmy: chris martin >> -- puppet in coldplay'sets. >> they're all muppets >> jimmy: and they're from space. yeah, yeah >> jimmy: and so - >> they were on the show it wasn't even chris, really >> jimmy: no, they were booked on the show, yeah. >> right, right, right >> jimmy: and then this beautiful little baby was walking around with dakota, and she was like, "angel moon, angel moon." she was, like, so cute and she was like - i go, "oh, my gosh." like i -- ev -- no one could stop looking at this kid >> yeah. >> jimmy: somebody took a picture of me doing our exchange, i want to say. >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i dit know - >> look at that hair >> j: i did not knowyour baby.> >> jimmy: that's adam sandle >> oh, nice.[ laughter ] mahe's met asandler, she's really like laughter ] immy: yeah she had a great -- >> really shininan immy: she had a great -- yeah, she's welcome backwhenever >> yeah, yeah, yeah. cool >> jimmy: i'm happy that you're here, because man, oh man, did i hear more about this show than anything on earth "the b

2016 but do you know what else happened in 2016 her second super bowl performance, the one with coldplayknow what happened the day before that performance. she surprise released the song for the video "formation." then immediately after the super bowl, the next day, she announced the "formation" world tour all before anyone even knew that she was going to surprise release "lemonade" that april >> tariq: well, that was 2016, though >> jimmy: right, right, right, but both "lemonade" and her self-titled surprise album, "beyonce," had sneaky clues before the release too, like beyonce posting pictures of herself with lemons. and on saturday, fans realized that if you search saturday's date, june 11th, on beyonce's website, placeholder art for a a mysterious beyonce album that's just called "b7" game up b7 beyonce's seventh album. get it [ audience oohs >> tariq: but she didn't release an album this weekend. >> jimmy: are you even listening? 'cause then tidal, the streaming service that jay-z is on the board of, tweeted, "what is a b7. then just "b8. jay-z is beyonce's husband so, if and when

gustavo: he trabajado con juan luis guerra, carlos vives, ricky martin, christina aguilera, coldplay.initiva. nosotras decidimos traerte literalmente un pedacito de nuestra tierra. te voy a dar esto. gustavo:estas son unas palmeras de lujo y pan dulce. lo puedo probar? elyangÉlica: por supuesto, adelante. gustavo: estÁ delicioso. elyangÉlica: acaba de presentarse junto a la orquesta sinfÓnica de venezuela en el festival de edimburgo, no se reunÍa con ellos desde hacÍa siete aÑos debido a la situaciÓn polÍtica en venezuela. realmente estamos muy orgullosos y tambiÉn grabÓ con su papÁ un tubo, el en el violÍn y su papÁ en el trombÓn, salsa. raÚl: orgullo la tiene venezolano. es conectar con tu esencia y el uno de los grandes. aplausos para usted y para ti tambiÉn, me encanto esa conversaciÓn. y ahora nos vamos a los deportes. chef: quÉ buena que quedÓ, elyangÉlica. alan: esa persona que nacen con el don en caso de la mÚsica y el don aquÍ del que vamos a hablar hoy aquÍ. el final de la leagues cup. sin goles, empate a 0 y se puso bueno y no pudieron subir en la tabla y es el primero desd