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colin ferrell -- >> jimmy: i love colin farrell. >> jessica brown findlay. let's show a clip so can kind of get the gist of it. here's jennifer connelly with colin ferrell, who i love -- [ laughter ] in "winter's tale." take a look. >> hi. i'm virginia gamely. >> hi, peter lake. >> hi. >> hi. >> do i know you from somewhere? >> i don't think so, no. although i can't be sure. i've had no memory for as long as i can remember. >> oh. >> i've become convinced that if i could just learn what this is, it may help jog my memory. but now they're telling me i have to wait two weeks. and i have to have two forms of i.d. that i don't have just to even get back there. although i have a growing suspicion that i may be able to get what i need faster as soon as everybody goes home for the night. >> oh. you're in luck. i work here, so -- i don't need any approvals, isn't that right jack? >> reporters come and go as they please miss gamely. >> there you go. >> i appreciate that. >> jimmy: jennifer connelly, "winter's tale." in theaters february 14th, valentine's day. miles te

the movie, triage, with colin farrell, is based upon his novel. and hunting party, starring richard gere was based on his work in bosnia. what you don't know about him and you wouldn't read is he a part owner of the half-king bar. his partner in the bar is sebastian, young, the author, of the perfect storm. it is in chelsea on 23rd and 10th, which is the hottest area of new york and i asked him how long ago he opened it and he said, 14 years. so like, my grandfather used to say, it is much better to be lucky than smart. i'd like to introduce as our first speaker, ari shavit. [applause] >> thank you very much. it is really a pleasure and honor to be here. it was worthwhile writing a book just to come to miami for my first time in my life. i've been several times in florida but sometimes never got to the very end. and from the moment i landed, actually, only thinking about miami on the plane, but definitely landing immediately i felt at home. there is something warm and sensual and passionate here which i recognize and i love. so i'm looking forward

and also "a winter's tale" which is starring colin farrell. academy" which is a teen movie, and a long way down a book by nick hornby which is going to be starring rosalyn paul. >> and lastly, something that you cannot turn away from, celeb photo shopping, and why do we love these so much this is. >> well, there is something gratifying about seeing that celebrities are not exactly, you know, that they are a little bit more human than they look on the magazine covers, and they look so beautiful, and then all of the sudden, well, you know, they had a little bit of the help retouching that we don't have when we are taking pictures of ourselves. >> and lay it out there, they are beautiful without any makeup on, and every single one of the pictures, okay, well, maybe discoloration in the skin, but still gorgeous. >> yes, there is a reason that they are famous actress and movie stars, and they are gorgeous people, and it is am maidsing that they don't need the retouching, but still, all of the magazines do it. >> well, loogt a you, you are the natur