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tomorrow, viggo mortensen will be here, george lopez will join us, and we'll hear music from colin hay republican national convention. we will have the results of that for you. our first guest tonight is a model-turned-actress with 31 million followers on instagram, and magic powers you will not believe. she stars alongside will smith, jared leto, and margot robbie in "suicide squad." on more -- march 5th. ♪ >> meet the enchantress. everything we know about her is in your briefing packs. she long time. >> this meeting is now a magic show? >> magic show or not, she can do some incredible things. go get it, girl. >> jimmy: please say hello to cara delevingne! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: great to see you. i always forget about the european thing with the two kisses. >> here we go. >> jimmy: you really seemed to have a zeal for that hair cut. >> it just glided through. >> jimmy: did you decide to give her the pigtails on the side? front, but guillermo screwed it up. >> jimmy: he is unlicensed. it's very good to see you. >> i'm not, clearly. >> jimmy: i know you have a number of tat

and music from colin hay. with cleto and the cletones. and now, by all means, here's jimmy kimmel!ause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thanks to all of you here for coming. thanks for braving the heat dome to be here. have you heard about that? it's a new weather phenomenon, causing unusually high temperatures, expected to get up to 115 degrees in some states. so, don't go to some of those states. and the fear is that the heat dome will turn into a thunder dome, and we'll have to turn to mad max to help us. and president obama writing, drink water, stay out of the sun, and check on your neighbors. can you imagine checking on your neighbors in los angeles? and donald trump tweeting, the sun is the worst. hot, lazy, stupid, the sun is a big fat loser. in cleveland tonight, donald trump officially accepted the republican nomination after almost a full week of people kissing his ass, he finally kissed himself. throwing make america great t-shirts into the crowd, not really, but it's kind of believable, right? when he finished his speech, they dropped 125,000 balloons, poor chris ch

and on thursday, viggo mortensen, george lopez, and music from colin hay. so please join us then.he big screen, the small scre a daughter quiet in the back seat of the car. you can see her next alongside mila kunis and christina applegate in the new comedy "bad moms." it opens in theaters july 29th. please say hello to kristen bell. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know it's your birthday yesterday. happy belated birthday. >> well, you're in luck because it's still my birthday. >> jimmy: oh, are you birthday week kind of thing? >> a little more. in our house hold, we have a rule that dax made up. it's your birthday until you decide it's not your birthday anymore. >> jimmy: really? your husband is dax shepard. how long can you get? >> well, last year, it went >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah. he said, it can be your birthday until you decide it's not your birthday anymore. >> jimmy: how long does dax go with his birthday? >> he doesn't go as long as i do. he goes two weeks. >> jimmy: do you get a cake every night? >> no, you get to make all the decisions. you good to choose wha