compton crazy mother -- ♪ >> whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey. woah. [ cheers and applause ] woah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy, we've been through this before. you are not straight outta compton. >> jimmy: no, no. >> you are straight outta upstate new york. >> jimmy: that's right, yeah yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i just thought i was with you with the movie being what it is and all, you know, it's a a big -- everybody's talking about it. >> everybody is talking about it. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> let's talk about something else. ♪ let's talk about sex baby let's talk about you and me let's talk about all the good ♪ ♪ things and the bad things that may be ♪ ♪ let's talk about sex let's talk about ♪ stop hammertime ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ stop summertime ♪ ♪ here it is the groove slightly transformed just a bit of a break from the norm ♪ ♪ summertime summer summer summertime ♪ ♪ summertime summertime ♪ ♪ time to set back and cash rules everything around me c.r.e.a.m. get the money ♪ ♪ dolla dolla bill ya all ♪ i don't know what they want from me ♪ ♪ it's like the more money we come across the more problems we see ♪ ♪ informer you no say saturday me sunday i'll go blame lick ya boom boom down ♪ ♪ take ya man on the summertime ♪ ♪ i'll lick your boom i'll lick your i lick your boom boom down ♪ >> jimmy: i'll lick your boom boom down? >> no. you don't lick your boom boom down. >> jimmy: i lick your boom boom down? >> you don't lick your boom boom down. >> jimmy: one -- lick? >> no. >> jimmy: -- boom boom. >> no, you don't lick your boom boom down. >> -- down. >> jimmy: down. >> down. ♪ i'm going down down baby jump in a range rover street sweeper baby cocked ready to let it go ♪ ♪ shimmy shimmy cocoa what listen to it pound light it up and take a puff ♪ ♪ pass it to me now ♪ ♪ bom bom bom bom bom bom bom ♪ ♪ now usually i don't do this but go ahead and break 'em off with a little preview of the remix ♪ ♪ it's the remix to ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen mama rolling that body ♪ ♪ got every man in here wishin sipping on coke and rum ♪ ♪ i'm like so what i'm drunk it's the freaking weekend baby i'm about to have me some fun ♪ >> let's go! ♪ cause i'm feeling like i'm reeling and i'm dealing like like i gotta get away get away get away get away ♪ ♪ but i know that i don't and i know i gotta win every day day ♪ >> damn! [ cheers and applause ] damn! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ cuff him! ♪ ♪ i can feel your energy from tuesday son i got my drink i got my music i will ♪ ♪ cherish from the day i'm yellin bitch don't kill my vibe ♪ ♪ bitch don't kill my vibe bitch don't kill my vibe ♪ ♪ i was running through the six with my woes ♪ ♪ ♪ bitch don't kill my vibe ♪ ♪ i was running through the six with my woes ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> mustard on that beat, yo. ♪ i don't mess with you you little stupid ass trick i ain't messing with you ♪ ♪ ♪ ya little dumb ass trick i ain't messing with ♪ ♪ can't you see the private jets flying over you ♪ ♪ maybuach bumper sticker reads what would hova do jay is chilling jimmy is chilling ♪ ♪ what more can i say we're killin em ♪ ♪ ♪ baby won't you come my way got something i want to say hey ♪ ♪ i woke in a new bugatti ♪ ♪ i woke up in a new bugatti i woke up in a new bugatti ♪ ♪ i woke up in a new bugatti ♪ ♪ your mom busted in and said what's that noise ♪ ♪ ♪ it's justin and jimmy singing beastie boys ♪ ♪ ♪ you gotta fight for your right to party ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you gotta fight for your right to party ♪ ♪ hey ♪ everybody let me hear you say parrttaayy ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: justin timberlake! >> jimmy fallon! >> jimmy: history of hip hop six! ♪ let us start the show! ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- justin timberlake, ellen degeneres, musical guest, macklemore and ryan lewis, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 325 san angelo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much! welcome. have a seat, welcome each and every one of you. welcome. what a show! what a show! [ cheers and applause ] what a show tonight! welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all, to "the tonight show." this is it. you're here! [ cheers and applause ] you're here! this is the way to do it! only way we know how! that's a hot crowd already. i'm so psyched. [ cheers and applause ] i'm your host, jimmy fallon, of course. we have justin timberlake on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know how he does it. i mean, i'm still sweating like hillary when you ask to look at her e-mails. i mean that's -- [ laughter and applause ] actually, according to a "new york times" report, hillary clinton's campaign is trying to put the whole e-mail scandal behind her and they said they want to bring humor and spontaneity to her campaign. nothing says spontaneity like announcing you're about to be spontaneous. [ laughter and applause ] here comes the spontaneity in three, two -- boo! that was spontaneous. [ light laughter ] of course people are also talking about donald trump. he's everywhere. even tom brady in an interview yesterday said donald trump occasionally calls him to give him motivational speeches. [ laughter ] in related news, i think we know the real reason tom brady destroyed his cell phone. [ laughter and applause ] "stop calling me!" [ trump impression ] "you're fantastic. deflate the balls." "no, what are you doing, stop calling me!" [ laughter ] some major tech news. today apple held their big event in san francisco. they announced their extra large ipad. ipad pro is what it is. yeah, it has a screen that measures over 12 inches. [ audience oohs ] yeah. they say it's the best way yet for people to ruin concerts. [ laughter and applause ] they go, "yeah, i'm getting everything here! i'm getting all the songs! it's on my youtube channel!" [ applause ] we're at the concert. this is cool. earlier this week, taylor swift instagramed a photo of herself wearing a sweater that a fan knit for her that has a picture of taylor on it. take a look at this. isn't that nice? [ laughter ] when they asked the fan what it was like to have taylor wear your sweater, the fan said -- [ voice deepens ] "it's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me." [ laughter and applause ] "in my 54-years of life, it's amazing." [ applause ] guys, this is crazy. toyota filed a patent this weekend, for a wing system that could be an attempt to make a a flying prius. yeah, as opposed to what usually creates a flying prius, a strong gust of wind. [ laughter and applause ] [ deep voice ] "it happens. got to go back to knitting my taylor swift sweater." [ laughter ] this is pretty cool. saw that 7-eleven expanded its home delivery menu last week so their next goal is delivering alcohol. [ applause ] doesn't really make sense because if you're getting delivery from 7-eleven, you're probably already pretty drunk. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, i've got to be honest. "can i get a couple of slim jims? that's it. just two slim jims, thanks." [ laughter ] "oh, and one of those sweaty hot dogs on the roller thing." [ laughter ] oh, this is pretty big, guys. today queen elizabeth set a a record as the longest reigning british monarch. she was reached for comment about the milestone, and here's what she had to say. "oh, hell yeah! hell yeah, son. i did it! queen lizzy b. done broke the old lady record! i'd be lying if i said i don't feel pretty dang awesome right now. deuces, y'all!" [ laughter and applause ] there you go, that's what she said. we have a great show, give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hey, everybody! oh, my goodness. hi! [ cheers and applause ] that's a hot crowd tonight! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're awake! they're awake here in new york city! they are awake! [ applause ] guys, it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, our pal andy samberg will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we love andy. then on friday -- i mean, friday -- ♪ friday friday ♪ ♪ better record the show friday ♪ [ laughter ] -- we have republican presidential candidate, donald trump will be here on friday. [ cheers and applause ] gonna be talking to the donald. [ trump voice ] that is huge! [ laughter and applause ] also friday, we have the star of the hottest show on television, "empire," terrence howard will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and we're going to make a little history with a a special performance from pharrell williams. that's on friday! [ cheers and applause ] but first! but first, we have so much going on tonight. this guy -- [ cheers and applause ] this guy is the best! he is so talented. he's so hardworking. justin timberlake is taking over the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna talk to justin, he's going to tell us about his tequila. he has a tequila. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: what -- 901. sauza 901 tequila. that's -- so i'll be having that on the commercial break. [ laughter ] but he's going to show us how to make a special new cocktail. that's gonna be pretty cool. then he's also going to stick around and judge a lip-sync battle -- [ cheers and applause ] -- between myself and our other amazing guest, ellen degeneres is on the show this evening! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ellen degeneres is in town. she's in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] her daytime talk show "the ellen degeneres show," she challenged me to a huge lip-sync battle. it's gonna go down tonight, and it's gonna be intense. [ cheers and applause ] but that's not all. we have great music from macklemore and ryan lewis! [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be a big show. we'll be right back after this one-minute word from our sponsors. real quick. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey pal? you ready? can you pick me up at 6:30? ah... (boy) i'm here! i'm here! (cop) too late. i was gone for five minutes! ugh! move it. you're killing me. you know what, dad? i'm good. (dad) it may be quite a while before he's ready, but our subaru legacy will be waiting for him. 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[ cheers and applause ] he had the highest grossing solo act last year, with "the 20/20 experience world tou" he's also the founder of sauza 901, one of the finest brands of tequila on the market. it is smooth. put it together for a good, smooth friend of the show. here's justin timberlake, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: c'mon, they love you! yeah! oh, my gosh. my man, thank you for coming on the show. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] >> man. oh, that's nice. shut up! >> jimmy: hey! hey! you're drunk, you're drunk. >> you shut up! >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. guys, calm down. get some water. >> -- screaming at me. >> jimmy: have some water, please. we have so much to talk about. because we're dads now. congratulations, buddy. >> we are, we are. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's the greatest thing in the world, right? >> i -- i still have trouble wiping my own ass. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. we've got to talk about that later. yeah, yeah. >> that was a terrible thing. you were there. you were there. >> jimmy: i was unfortunately. was i? >> no, no, it is. it is the most insanely amazing, most beautiful, unbelievable thing that could ever happen to you. >> jimmy: he's five months. >> he was five months yesterday. >> jimmy: aw, silas randall. >> silas, yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: i have a photo of him. >> yeah, i sent them to you. [ laughter ] i snuck into your house. >> jimmy: i took some photos -- >> why do we always go with those voices? >> jimmy: i don't know why. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: we don't know why. it's the one impression i can do. >> whatever. >> jimmy: look it, here's your wife and the little silas. he's a elephant -- little elephant head. cute. beautiful baby. [ applause ] >> that's post bath time, right there. >> jimmy: yeah, bath time. i love that. >> that's post bath time. >> jimmy: here's one. here's him and dad. look, he's getting into the camera right there. hi! hi! >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then here we've got -- i love this, this is one of my favorites. like this -- dad and son. >> we were watching the pga championship. >> jimmy: yeah, come on. he has a sense of what's going on, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he gets it. >> good putter. great putter. we're working on his swing already. but he can putt. it's great. no, he can't hold anything. >> jimmy: no, he can't -- not yet. >> but guess what? >> jimmy: no. >> you know jimmy wrote a kid's book. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. oh, yeah, this is great. baby's first words will be "da-da." >> he said "da-da." >> jimmy: i know! [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: yeah! >> it's the greatest thing in the whole world. >> jimmy: it's the greatest. >> did you just do it to the crowd? jimmy! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy, you've got -- >> jimmy: right there, my man! yes. >> that is correct. all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't get out much. i don't get out much, and you know that. i mean, i am more of an introvert. i stay in the house. i mean, you know what i'm talking about? [ laughter ] >> uh, that naturally happened. >> jimmy: things like that just happen to me though. we'll, i've have two things i gotta bring up to you. one is, you and jess came to the house about a year ago, and they stayed at our house with my wife and we were hanging out. then, the next morning, we were having coffee, and we were hanging out, and -- >> got in the hot tub. >> jimmy: we were not in the hot tub. but -- >> people go in the hot tub. >> jimmy: there was nobody in the hot tub. >> he doesn't have a hot tub. >> jimmy: i don't even have a a hot tub. but we're there --. >> he has a basement, though. >> jimmy: no one was in the basement. >> just two bros in the basement. >> jimmy: nobody is in the basement. everything's fine where we live. >> sorry. tell your story. tell your story. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. you came to my wife, like, to put pictures on mugs, we do that in our house. >> i go. so, we're staying in the guest house, obviously. and it's beautiful, this property -- house. it's unbelievable. >> jimmy: thank you. >> his lovely wife, she's the best. she was like, come over in the morning. have some breakfast, have some coffee. so i come over, and i open the pantry where the coffee mugs are, and i look at the coffee mugs. and i'm like, "there's pictures of like family members, and it seems like your sister." >> jimmy: it's a photo album. >> and they're on the coffee mugs. and i'm like, this is the most genius thing ever. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i make some coffee, and i find the jimmy mug. [ laughter ] i find the jimmy mug. which by the way, i just copywrote that, because i said it. so, if you ever try to sell a a jimmy mug -- >> jimmy: that's not -- that's not the way it works! copyrights. >> okay, that's fine. i feel like we'll have proof of it. >> jimmy: no -- anyways, so we have coffee and everything's fine. we have a good time. good to see you guys, take care. you leave and i go, "bye, take care." about two months later, i got an e-mail from you with a a photo. and attached is a photo, it's a -- >> this is jimmy's face. >> jimmy: that's you holding my mug. [ applause ] >> literally. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: look at your face. >> i'm literally attempting to make your face. [ laughter ] it's so genuine. can you zoom in more on my smile? look at that. >> jimmy: my face is so big, it can barely fit on the mug. my whole head is cut off, that's how big my -- anyways. >> by the way, i look incredibly hungover. thanks, sauza 901. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but, anyways -- we thought it would be funny if we made that into a mug. so we made that into a mug. >> ah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and that's the mug. because that's a fun thing. >> wait, wait. wait. >> jimmy: what's that? >> it's a mug. >> jimmy: that's right. >> of my face. >> jimmy: yeah. >> holding a mug of your face. >> jimmy: your face. exactly. then, we take it a step further. we took a picture this weekend. this is me holding -- [ laughter ] holding you, holding me. that's for you now man, that's for you! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> christopher nolan, if you're watching right now. >> jimmy: -- "inception" mug! >> there's something there. >> jimmy: there's a lot going on here. yeah, there's a lot going on. >> this is the "inception" mug. >> jimmy: when we come back, i want you to tell everybody. we have a new cocktail called "the fallon." >> we made a drink at sauza 901, and we named it "the fallon." >> jimmy: and we're gonna talk about it. justin timberlake after the break, making some cocktails. 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(interrupting) you can't pick it up, can you? go ahead. he can't lift the hammer. it's okay though! you're going to change the world. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! questlove and i are hanging out with justin timberlake. justin has brought his sauza 901 mixologist to the show tonight. this guy's name is eddy buckingham, ladies and gentlemen. he's going to show us -- ♪ [ cheers and applause ] what's up, buddy? nice to see you pal. how you doing, man? eddy is going to show us a a cocktail called the -- just come down a little bit. [ laughter ] called the "fallon." eddy, welcome to "the tonight show", buddy. thank you for being here. now, tell us about the drink you created for the show tonight? >> so, justin and i -- >> eddy's not from here. >> jimmy: okay, there we go. [ laughter ] thank you. i was wondering. he has an accent. >> here we go. so, tonight, we're doing something really special. we're using the 901 that you guys were discussing earlier. >> jimmy: yeah. >> tripled distilled, super smooth, super premium, silver tequila. >> jimmy: aha. >> what we've done with it, so justin told me -- >> jimmy: why is it distilled three times? does that make a difference? you don't have to answer. you don't know why. >> it makes it better. >> jimmy: what? >> it makes it better. >> jimmy: okay, thank you, justin. that's great. >> so we distill it three times. take out all the impurities, so it's age subsequent distillation. it gets cleaner, smoother. >> so it makes it better. >> jimmy: okay, thank you. [ laughter ] when justin was there, we gave -- >> jimmy: we did an infusion thing where i put jalapeno in our tequila a little bit. so then we strained it, we infused it, and it was a spicy tequila. >> that's right. >> it was a good. >> jimmy: it was a good tequila. >> muy caliente. >> jimmy: muy caliente. yeah. >> so, i've done the same thing tonight. justin told me about that. and so, this bottle here, i've already infused with jalapeno peppers. so, the drink we're doing, it's a bit of a twist on an old fashioned. >> it's "the fallon." >> so you got -- >> jimmy: called "the fallon?" [ cheers and applause ] why are you doing that when you do me? >> "the fallon." >> that's how you order it. that's how you order it. >> jimmy: that's not an impression of me at all. [ cheers and applause ] i don't ever -- i don't do that. it's "the fallon." i never -- >> it's going to be so good, my man. it's gonna be so good. [ laughter ] so good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: doesn't sound anything like me, at all. doesn't sound anything like me. what is that in there, eddy? a maple syrup? >> some of it, maple syrup. make sure to use 100% maple syrup. this is vermont maple syrup. and for this we're orange bitters, two dashes per drink. just a little bit. >> jimmy: there you go. >> you're good at that, man. >> lots and lots of practice. and then we add the most important ingredient. remember, this has been infused with the jalapeno peppers. >> jimmy: you have to remember that. [ laughter ] look at that. oh, my -- eddy. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's the good stuff. >> jimmy: i have ellen coming out in a couple of minutes. i don't want it to get ugly. >> i'll make one for her, too. >> yeah, we'll make one for ellen. >> jimmy: okay, we'll make one for ellen, too. >> now, i was hoping you guys could help me? this drink, we're not shaking it tonight. we're just going to stir it. so, i brought a few spoons. and i'm hoping you guys can help stir your own drink. make you work. >> jimmy: you need help there scooping the ice, eddy? [ laughter ] i'm good at that. >> i'm all right. >> jimmy: i'm a good scooper, eddy. eddy, how many drinks have you ever seen justin take down, tequila wise? >> don't answer that question. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> he doesn't know. he was drinking with me. >> i don't care. i'm a professional. i'm a professional. so, grab a spoon. >> jimmy: all right, yeah. >> and now, there's a secret to stirring an old fashioned. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ laughter ] >> you've got to put it at the base of the rim and the base, and you kind of move it around like that. >> we don't wanna dull the drink. >> who knows how to drink, huh? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? the secret of stirring. you guys have really mastered the stirring. here we go, here we go. spin it around. that's my secret, right there. make it icy cold. >> i'm going to throw an orange twist in there for garnish. >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. eddy, you got it? >> cheers. i got it. >> jimmy: come on, buddy. >> hold on. hold on, guys. wait. [ laughter ] >> you've got to do it right. >> there you go. >> very exacting. >> there you go. cheers, boys. >> jimmy: this is "the fallon." >> "the fallon!" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so good! so good! so awesome! oh, it's the best! it's the best! that's so good! [ laughter ] you guys, i'm about to have a a lip-sync battle with ellen degeneres. [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to eddy buckingham. lip-sync after the break! stick around, everybody! 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[ cheers and applause ] ellen degeneres! now, you're outside. you're doing this new season, season 13, here at 30 rock in new york. >> that's right. >> jimmy: it's so electric and exciting outside. >> exciting. >> jimmy: yes. there's a lot to talk about here. because everyone is just going nuts. and i go, oh my gosh. they were waiting to see our show. and they go "no, we're here for ellen." and i go, "oh, whatever." [ laughter ] but it's a couple days. but i want to talk about that. tell me about your new -- you have a whole new line of clothing in lifestyle called "ed." >> yes. i have "ed," which is my initials, obviously. and it's a nickname that portia has called me for a long time. and "ed" is clothing that i have been making and wearing myself, like, for the last few years. and everybody was -- >> jimmy: yeah. it's thrilling. it's taking off. it's everywhere. >> people were like, well, what are you wearing? and i'm like, me. i'm wearing me. [ laughter ] so we started making me. and so, now, "ed" is available -- it's edbyellen.com or it's at bergdorf's now and the home line is at bergdorf's. there's a pop-up store for like, two weeks or something with all the clothing. but it's -- >> jimmy: exciting. >> it's in shoes and these are -- you know, stuff. >> jimmy: are you wearing "ed" now? >> i'm wearing me, yes. >> jimmy: are you wearing you? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you ready for a a lip-sync battle? >> i don't know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes, you are! >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: yes, you're ready. ellen and i are about to have a a lip-sync battle. it works like this. we're going to take turns lip-syncing sections of well-known songs, each of us trying to lip-sync better than the other. we don't know which songs the other person picked. only the person performing knows which song is coming next. we'll do two songs each. then, once it's over, our pal justin timberlake is going to decide -- [ cheers and applause ] my face is on that mug. >> justin: it's not coffee. >> jimmy: black coffee. he's going to decide who won the battle. ellen, i've got a few of these under my belt, so i'm going to go first if you don't mind. >> please do. >> jimmy: all right, good. you can stand over there by justin. >> i will. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the tequila is kicking in there. my first song is a crowd favorite. so, lip-sync along if you want to. [ laughter ] it's by the killers. it's called "mr. brightside." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine ♪ ♪ gotta gotta be down because i want it all ♪ ♪ it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this ♪ ♪ it was only a kiss it was only a kiss ♪ ♪ now i'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab ♪ ♪ while he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag ♪ ♪ now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick ♪ ♪ and it's all in my head but she's touching his chest ♪ ♪ now she takes off her dress ♪ ♪ now let me go ♪ ♪ ♪ i just can't look ♪ ♪ it's killing me and taking control ♪ ♪ jealousy ♪ turning saints into the sea ♪ ♪ swimming through sick lullabies ♪ ♪ choking on your alibis ♪ ♪ but it's just the price i pay ♪ ♪ destiny is calling me ♪ ♪ open up my eagle eyes ♪ ♪ cause i'm mr. brightside ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good luck. >> justin: whoa, what is this? >> jimmy: good luck, buddy. greasing the old palm. maybe found a little something there. [ laughter ] take care of yourself. don't worry about it. >> justin: i can't be bribed. >> jimmy: don't worry about it. >> wow! >> jimmy: take care of yourself. [ laughter ] go get some ed -- go get some ed stuff. [ laughter ] >> well, my first song that i have chosen, everyone, is -- diana ross has a lot of upbeat, fun dancing songs, and this is not one of them. [ laughter ] this is a slower song, very meaningful song that was written in the '70s before gps or google maps. [ laughter ] it is a song, it is called "do you know where you're going to?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ do you know where you're going to ♪ ♪ do you like the things that life is showing you ♪ ♪ where are you going to do you know ♪ ♪ do you get what you're hoping for ♪ ♪ when you look behind you there's no open doors ♪ ♪ what are you hoping for do you know ♪ ♪ once we were standing still in time ♪ ♪ chasing the fantasies that filled our minds ♪ ♪ you knew how i loved you but my spirit was free ♪ ♪ laughing at the questions that you once asked of me ♪ ♪ do you know where you're going to ♪ ♪ do you like the things that life is showing you ♪ ♪ where are you going to do you know ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ellen degeneres right there, ladies and gentlemen. >> oh, my cheeks hurt. my cheeks hurt. oh, my cheeks hurt. >> jimmy: i'm not sure if i can top that one. but i'm going to try. [ cheers and applause ] my second song is what someone might refer to as a pop culture phenomenon. it's by silento. [ laughter ] it's called "watch me." ♪ ♪ you already know who it is now watch me whip kill it now watch me nae nae okay now watch me whip whip ♪ ♪ watch me nae nae want me do it now watch me whip kill it watch me nae nae okay ♪ ♪ now watch me whip whip watch me nae nae can you do it now watch me ♪ ♪ ooh watch me watch me ooh watch me watch me ooh watch me watch me ooh watch me watch me ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh do the stanky leg do the stanky leg do the stanky leg ♪ ♪ do the stanky leg now break your legs break your legs tell them break your legs ♪ ♪ break them break your legs show watch me bop bop bop bop ♪ ♪ bop bop bop bop bop bop now watch me yule now watch me superman ♪ ♪ okay now watch me yule now watch me superman now watch me yule now watch me superman ♪ ♪ now watch me yule now watch me superman now watch me whip whip watch me nae nae ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: don't whip. >> you okay? i just had that song out of my head. >> jimmy: don't whip. [ cheers and applause ] >> justin: you all right? >> jimmy: i'm too old -- >> justin: you okay? >> jimmy: i always try, i'm too old to whip. never too old to nae nae. [ laughter ] >> that is not fair on so many -- i had just gotten that song out of my head, too. [ laughter ] this, i'm going to try. this song is a business transaction, i believe, that happened. someone loaned someone some cash, and either they forgot that they borrowed it, or they don't want to pay it back. [ cheers and applause ] at least not in a timely manner. and this person wants the cash, and is aggravated and frustrated. [ cheers and applause ] this is "bitch better have my money" by rihanna. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ya yo ya yo moo-la-lah bitch better have my money y'all should know me well enough ♪ ♪ bitch better have my money please don't me call me on my bluff pay me what you owe me ♪ ♪ balling bigger than lebron bitch give me your money who you all you're fronting on ♪ ♪ louis xiii and it's all on me you just bought a shot kamikaze if you ♪ ♪ think that you gonna knock me off the top your wife in the back seat of my brand-new foreign car ♪ ♪ don't act like you forgot i call the shots shots shots like blah brap brap ♪ ♪ pay me what you owe me don't act like you forgot bitch better have my money bitch better have my money ♪ ♪ pay me what you owe me bitch better have my bitch better have my bitch better have my money ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> justin: oh, my gosh. mic drop. mic drop. >> jimmy: i think it's -- >> justin: mic drop. mic drop. >> jimmy: mic drop? >> justin: mic drop. >> jimmy: i have a feeling you're -- let's use my good hand if i'm going to win. [ laughter ] i have a feeling i know. justin timberlake, you're judging this battle. what are your thoughts? ♪ bitch better have my money ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: my thanks to ellen degeneres, justin timberlake. we'll be right back with music from macklemore and ryan lewis! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ with a rebel yell ♪ ♪ more, more, more, more, more ♪ billy, you're a genius. thank you. yes, now qualified bank of america customers can get more, more, more with our preferred rewards program. more rewards they'll actually use. actually, they get more, more, more, more, more, more, more. 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