actually, we will let conan o'brien tell you all about it, coming up. weekendville, togetherville, tastyville, feed your summer fun with the full, juicy flavor of johnsonville sausage. johnsonville. sausage is all we do. to being able to manage your diabetes properly. it's very important for me to uh check my blood sugar before i go on stage. being on when i'm feeling low can be like a rollercoaster. it does at times feel like my body is telling me to do one thing... and, my mind, my heart is telling me to do something else. managing my highs and lows is super important. with my contour meter i can personalize my high/lo settings so it really does micromanage where my blood sugar needs to be. i'm nick jonas and never slowing down is my simple win. greta: get ready. here it is. the story that will unglue you. at a posh resort for about 700 executives for the social security and administration. joining us is a man who was inside the party. josh, was this? >> well, it was a manager's conference to help alleviate stress and deal with the multi generational

tonight is the first night following conan o'brien.me. and thanks for watching us, if we have new viewers. welcome to the show, we like to have n here. he's a go man. i love conan. >> steve: he's a delight. >> jimmy: it's going to be fun. i can't wait to see what it is. >> steve: we've already seen it. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] >> steve: it was great. >> jimmy: it was really good. >> steve: so great, oh my god. and will ferrell was hilarious. >> jimmy: ah! and having pearl jam -- >> steve: oh my god! >> jimmy: they played that song. that one song. >> steve: oh, my god, that song that i love. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i loved it, too. >> steve: i would say top ten shows ever of all time of history. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: loved it. >> jimmy: hey, everybody, we're going to be right back. we have a brand new episode of "seventh floor west," so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪o' what's the #1 mascara launch in recent history? it's lash blast! for the biggest, boldest lashes of your life! th

. >> no, it was conan, i went to watch conan and it wasn't on. >> the same people that don't know the difference between letterman and conan don't know that wimbledon is on. >> greg: i was in an apartment store looking at a dvd. >> had maria sharapova been hosting maybe you might have been paying attention. >> greg: a florida man charged with domestic battery after spraying his wife with a garden house. according to the affidavit, he aimed for his wetter half after she began smoking indoors. he says she was merely a victim of "overspray" when is came to his lawn care duties. my house boys are victims of overspray every night but it is neither here nor there. governor. >> do you buy his reasoning that he sprayed her because she was smoking? >> i think he was intentionally hosing her. a lot of different ways to encourage people to quit smoking but squirting here in the face. what an incredible amazing story but he is defending it. >> greg: courtney, you are woman. is this domestic battery. i think he also said that she elbowed her. >> thanks for noticing that. >> it said in the prompter

ken then o'brien notice the irony. -- conan o'brien noticed the irony. >> what are you doing?r sarah palin? bristols palin -- bristols palin -- bristol balin's ewx. -- ex. he made the statement while hosting a party for dark rum. greta: we are closing down shop, greta: we are closing down shop, and go figure why anybody would

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conan o'brien. he knows. greta: 11:00 is almost here. last call.onan o'brien. >> to ease tension, president obama has invited harvard professor henry gates and the police officer who arrested him to join him for a year at the white house. -- a beer. if that works out, obama is going to have ahmadinejad and netanyahu over for yager b ombs. "what did we agree on?" greta: do not hold your breath on that one. that is our last call. we are closing down shop. thanks for joining us. do not forget to join us tomorrow night at 10:00 p.m. eastern for our very special interview with california

almost more shocking than to see him make matt lauer kiss his hand, strip, and end up in the lap of conan o'brien, but in trying to come up with the oddest couple of all for his movie, sacha baron cohen hit on this. >> you seem to be a comedian interviewing a terrorist. even if his character doesn't know the difference between hummus and hamas. to use an alleged terrorist as a comedic foil, that's dicey. >> it's not that easy to find an actual terrorist. in fact, your government has been looking for one for about nine years. >> reporter: cohen says his team looked for a few months before finding someone in the occupied west bank who said, there is a terrorist who lives in my town. and then what bruno needed was to find somebody to protect him, a job nobody wanted. so cohen said he settled far guy who once did security for enrique inglasias. >> his main job had been protecting enrique from flying underwear. i knew if it came to it, this guy would take a bra for me. >> reporter: cohen's cup runnette over when he finally shot down with a man associated with the martyr's brigade. >> i want to

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. >> first of all i have to say i think conan has enough.t know how good of an idea it is to push pull your children. can you imagine if obama were doing that, he asked sasha and maliyah we would have jonas brothers as economic advisors or miley cyrus for health care. bill: you should consult your children should you not. >> don't you think the crossroads was when she chose to run for governor. bill: no. she chose to run for governor and she won and now she may leave it and she wanted to get her -- i would do the same thing. >> piper? bill: listen, i don't think she polled the little children. i think she polled the other children. >> i think she had what was it three yeahs and one hell yeah, bill. when is enough enough? i don't think anybody wants this to stop. i think comedians love it i think republicans love her. democrats love to hate her. i think she is in charge of when when the mock kerry -- mockery stops. bill: worst thing you can do is diminish or demean. no question america wants to demean and diminish sarah palin beyond practical

hey, that was fantastic. >> thank you. >> conan: that was fantastic. chicago, everybody!applause ] that's a lot of horns. that is our show. i want to thank my guests, rainn wilson, rachel maddow, william shatner, andy richter, jimmy vivino and "the tonight show" band. stay-tuned for "late night with jimmy fallon." we'll see you tomorrow. bye, everybody, bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the gendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was nice. the roots. that's nice. welcome, welcome, everybody. welcome to the show. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." happy wednesday. it's almost thursday. [ laughter ] so excited. former governor sarah palin, she's rumored to be interested in a new career as a talk radio host. it's a four-hour show but she'll be gone after two. [ laughter ] so, that's

i love conan. we've got a fantastic show tonight. the lovely kelly ripa is here, everybody!dpplause ] love kelly ripa. she is awesome. she's in great shape, too. i'm jealous of -- she has good muscles. >>steve: good guns. >> jimmy: guns, yeah. i got to -- >> steve: she has to have a license for those things. >> jimmy: she must do perfect pull-ups, perfect push-ups. she's perfect, kelly ripa. [ light laughter ] and we'll have a performance from amadou and mariam, everybody. i love those guys. [ cheersnd applause ] that's good. they are going to be really, really good. i love those guys. also, as you know, we've been trying to do a "saved by the bell" reunion on our show. so far, mr. belding, lisa and slater have all agreed. but it's been slow going over the past month. but hopefully that will all change tonight because mark-paul gosselaar, who played the one and only zach morris, is coming on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] there he is, yeah. there he is. look. there he is. look at those frosted tips. pretty good. [ light laughter ] that's going to be exciting talki

speaking of independence day, conan o brian and some political figures including me about some july 4th members on the "tonight show." >> at another question or two about a big, big names, they wrote back. i can't believe it. we will show you their answers in a segment we call "celebrity survey." my first fourth of july memory was, hillary clinton wrote my dad taking us to see fireworks. mike huckabee wrote, watching a marching band in the parade. john mccain wrote dealing out redcoats to get off my lawn. [ applause ] >> mike: thank you, conan o'brien. i think you'll enjoy this segment on our show today. that we are calling dancing with the stars. we're not doing it the cute or if it took spanked wives armenia man matters to you. the 300+ years of the romanov dynasty, there were a total of 18 sars in 300 years. those were the folks that ruled with absolute authority and no accountability. in just six months of being in office president obama now has at least 32 of them. and more are on the way. let's be fair, presidents from is about to george w. bush have appointed so-called czar to ha

the tonight show is next with conan o'brien.will see you here tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] fromsnbc, rachel maddow, and musical guest chicago. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]

and conan, you say, "i'm doing conan." and people understand. jimmy kimmel, people still say, ."nd i don't know -- i'm saying, "i'm doing fallon." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: doesn't mean anything. >> doesn't sound right. no it means, but it just doesn't -- say, "i'm doing the jimmy." could be confused or it can mean sexual. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, it's very -- yeah. you never know about that. >> and to say, "i'm doing the jimmy fallon show" is like, you know, it's so long and drawn out and people fall asleep. "i'm doing the jimmy fal --" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you could say, "i'm doing jim." >> what do you think should be your -- fallon? it'll take. >> jimmy: yeah. >> probably end up doing the fallon. "i'm doing fallon." >> jimmy: "i'm doing, yeah, i'm doing fallon." the fallon show? >> it sounds like a gun slinger. >> jimmy: an episode of like, "gun smoke," or something. "i'm doing fallon." i don't know what it means. i think -- what -- "late night?" no. >> late night? that's like 17 shows. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah. >> "did you see late night last night?"

. >>> our palin free punch line tonight courtesy of conan o'brien. check out his take. when a president meets a pope. >> president obama had a private 35-minute meeting at the vatican with pope benedict. yep. that's right, folks. the man considered by millions of followers to be infallible had a meeting with pope benedict. or as foxz news is reporting it, obama caught with old man in dress. >> conan o'brien, everybody. that is tonight's "mashup." >>> tonight's "newsmaker," president barack obama stat down with anderson cooper in ghana. the interview coming up. >>> the big question tonight, who killed the parents of 16 kids in their own bedroom? police say a group of men carried it out with military precision and that the case is more bizarre than a movie script. >> i will tell you this. we are very anxious to share the stories with the citizens of es cam beya county and the world. it's going to be a humdinger. i'll tell you that. she wants to make up. we decide to turn in early. we just know. announcer: finding the moment that's right for you both can take some time. th

he returned to conan o'brien to read palin's latest tweet the way conan says it was meant for you toa. tourists from across america, here loving their 49th state i'm reminded one heart, one hope, one destiny, one flag from sea to sea. >> think it's going to go to wax? >> it was funny one night. >> those are the things we thought you should know. one night is good, two nights pushing it. >> it was a funny bit. popped the numbers is they brought him back. should have left it alone. >>> the house of representatives leaves for its month-long august recess tomorrow. missing president obama's self-imposed deadline to pass a health care reform bill. but all eyes will be on the work of one house committee and whether it gives democrats and the obama administration some momentum on health care before the recess. >> let's get right to our next read on politics with the stories we'll be watching heading into tomorrow. mark murray is deputy political director for nbc news. what do you have for us? >> obviously as you were just mentioning, we're going to be watching the house energy and commerce

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i saw you on "conan o'brien" last week the other night.good. why are you laughing? >> because, well, i was performing in a really short skirt and i'm not used to, like, performing in skirts or really high heels and a really tight top. so i didn't really know what to do because i was restricted, so i just whipped my head around a lot. and kind of almost broke my neck. and i look back and i'm like, "wow, you were really nervous." but it turned out fun. >> jimmy: you couldn't move at all? >> not really. >> jimmy: but how you were dancing? were you just like -- >> yeah, something like -- [ laughter ] more like that. >> jimmy: oh, a lot of that. oh, that's good. that's kind how i dance. >> i just messed up my hair. >> kevin: looks good, though. >> all right. >> jimmy: looks great. there you go. yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, that's the move. that's what you do. it always looks good. now, this album's got more edge than the other record you had on there. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: more of a rocker. >> what? >> jimmy: it's more a rocker-type of album. >> w

. >> jimmy: yeah, because when conan was on -- >> david and conan were on the other side of the bed when> jimmy: is that what you call it? >> it's the shortest i could go to that place on anything. >> jimmy: god, you immediately got there. >> i'm really sorry. >> jimmy: no, don't be sorry. >> this is amazing. and the roots are here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they are the greatest ever. >> and this is johnny's stage, which is crazy. >> jimmy: this is -- yeah, johnny carson did the first ten years of "the tonight show" from this. you did johnny carson. >> i did -- no, the show. [ laughter ] you know, no one has ever said -- no one's ever said that ever. >> jimmy: not once. >> no one, ever. >> jimmy: nope. >> but i would do the show. i did it like -- not that i know exactly, 13 times from burbank when he was there. yeah, and i was just a young lad. they wouldn't put me on to do stand-up because they thought my act, they said, was like, "a stone skipping on water. it didn't quite dig in." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> i just said, "thank you master." and what's funny is my

. >> debiÓ haber sacado la espada de conan el bÁrbaro. >> ahora hablando en serio, deberÍa haber dichoas por estar con nosotros. >> vamos a hacer una pausa, y al volver, 65 dÍas con la pesadilla h@Ñkhpth@ ♪ >> los secuestrados salen en televisiÓn, no lo hacen por miedo. tenemos una entrevista con ezequiel que estuvo secuestradaddurante 65 dÍas, en un momento, los secuestradores le dieran una opciÓn, te cortamos el dedo o una oreja. >> me dijo que si yo intentaba escapar, ella misma me iba a escapar, me dejÓ unos sandwiches pero pensÉ que me estaba envenenado. otro dÍa, me anestesiÓ el dedo para cortarlo y me pregunto si

. >>> now, here's your host, conan o'brien! >> so conan o'brien has now been the host of "the tonight show" for about one month. we're looking at his ratings, and they're down a bit. and nbc and the advertisers actually love it. jen westhoven, i'm scratching my head on this. how does it come together? >> obviously, this is big business too. and do they really love it, richard? are they spinning it? but on average, the show has lost up to 2 million people a night now that conan's hosting compared to jay leno, but "the new york times" says when you look at the people who are watching, they're median age is a decade younger. you know advertisers love that. they are willing to pay top dollar to get into that demographic, they call it, when younger people are watching. a cbs rep told the paper that o'brien's most loyal viewers are young men and the late show with david letterman is picking up some of the older viewers that may be switching away from conan and his younger style. i look watching him pop and down there. some restaurant

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when night line beats conan on the tonight show and david letterman, 27 million people tuning in, looke our profession, but it's a business first. if you can't make money, then you can't put on things. i may lament the overload, but fact is a lot of people wanted to see it and that's what television is there to do to satisfy the masses. >> the phone rang in my office one day, i picked it up, a viewer who said he was just dialing numbers at random, and fox news channel to complain about the overwhelming michael jackson coverage and this was only 24 hours into it, i mean. >> and watching-- >> well, poll said two-thirds of public, accord to go a pew center poll said there was too much coverage. as cal pointed out the ratings are through the roof. >> why would they think there was too much coverage when there was 93% cable news was devoted to michael jackson on thursday and friday? >> because people want it. >> and there used to be a line between, you know, traditional media outlets as and the tabloids and that line seemed to go away. >> well, i know. >> probably changed in the late 70's w

. >>> the winningest man in olympic history joined conan o'brien for taping of the tonight show.el phelps sat done to discuss his return to competitive swimming and his book how to train with a t-rex and win eight gold medals. phelps set a world record last week. see him interviewed, following the broadcast here on nbc 4. >>> i have trees that are dying, they're just desperate for a drink. >> you know we went through april, may and june -- complaining. >> the whole time. about the rain. i know. now i'm -- rain barrels are dry. >> one of the farmers. >> too much rain. too little rain. too much. we could use a bit of rain. >> yeah. i think before the week is out we will be getting some showers. but at that time of the year now folks when we don't get the semisoaking rains from coastal storms like we had back in may. our rainfall well low average. as was our temperature. sound like early september. indeed. this morning. 64 degrees. look at the morning low temperatures. elkins, west virginia. 44 degrees. heat may have been on out there. and buffalo is 50. parkersburg, west virginia,

he was very good. >> conan o'brien, everybody.nd that is "the mash-up." >>> all right, i'd like to hear what you are talking about. chat now on the live blog at cnn.com/campbell. and, by the way, we are going to be checking our twitter page as well, and i'm going to be telling you throughout the show what's going on there. what you have to say. >>> what happened in the white house briefing room today, it was nothing short of stunning, at least everyone who was there was describing it as such. we heard a little bit of it just moments ago. after the break, here's what i want you to do. i want you to hear the rest of the president's comments, when he all but freaked out reporters by showing up at the briefing room. >> we're also going to be hearing from the policeman who arrested professor gates. he's a sergeant. there he is. cnn's don lemon in cambridge. he has talked to sergeant james crowley as well today. all this, and a whole lot more, as this thing heats up on a friday night. . to help me breathe better all day long. and it's n

it sounds like conan o'brien agrees. >> president obama was in the middle of giving a speech when xis to the floor and shattered. yes. yes. meanwhile, joe biden's teleprompter had been treated for exhaustion. greta: that is your last call. we are closing down shop. we will see you tomorrow.

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