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they've all got roses. >> it turns out, let's go back to the first one, take a look at conan.a little history to him, believe it or not. five years ago, he fathered a different baby at the sanctuary. it turns out his vasectomy didn't work, so they gave him another one. they're going to be doing dna tests. >> i think there's some conan o'brien jokes in there somewhere. >>> time to vindicate einstein. a big deal was made about his theory of relativity. e equals mc squared. the results were saying that the speed of light may not be the speed limit of the universe. so we'll go back to the beginning. the research experiment had to do with this lab in italy. they sent these tiny little subatomic particles to a lab in switzerland. it's that big particle collider thing where they're trying to figure out how the universe was formed. it turns out as these subatomic particles were sent out, some of them arrived faster than a beam of light. take a look at the image. do we have it? no. speed of light, 186,000 miles per second. there it is, that's the shot i'm looking for. see the outline o

she looks like conan o'brien. >> a little bit. >> yeah, a little bit. >> conan referred to it in hisv show. >> her name is taria. >> either way, whatever this guy was looking at, he got caught in an embarrassing moment. >> yeah. good story, gale. thank you for bringing it. >>> mixed martial arts time. you know something crazy is about to happen. >> this is worse than scoring on your own hoop in basketball. >> see the knock-out punch and it's not what you think. and it's time for the stars to hit the red carpet. sunday is academy awards night. >> yeah, everyone knows that. >> but have you seen the video on how to care for oscar? we've got it on "right this minute." ow)r@u9 >>> welcome back too the show. don't forget to check in at rightthisminute.com. great videos all day long. >> if you have ever had -- you wish this guy was your friend. >> this is surveillance footage, and you see a bike just resting against a wall, and you see the guy. he comes up, inspects the bike, and decides he likes it, and wants to take it with him. what he doesn't know is someone is seeing him through this v

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conan o'brien will keep his desk job for at least two more years. his shoko fan will be extended through april 2014. he's averaging 1.1 million viewers a night. i'm edward lawrence for cbs news, los angeles. >>> we're on the desk for at least another hour and a half. good morning. thank you for watching 9news now at 5:00 a.m. i'm andrea roane. we're here for two hours. >> it almost is friday. i'm excited about that. i need more coffee. i'm mike hydeck. glad you're here. here's monika santami. she has traffic. >> here's howard. >>> going to be a great day if you like spinning-like weather except -- spring-like weather except the allergies are up. thanks, tree pollen. a little early. weather wise let's get you going with the day planner

here is how conan o'brien skewed the stupidity of them using the image. >> they showed other graphics were more offensive. i don't know why they weren't talking about. this one that said, he does the math to win. yeah. then, there was this one that said "taking opponents to the cleaners." >> what is your reaction to that? >> well, ed, i saw that clip and it's a reminder when we talk about race in this country, context is everything. context is everything. conan o'brien was doing a sketch he set up saying that msg had done this insensitive thing with the fortune cookie, so you knew he was now making fun of people who do that aennd rolling with that. if you heard the jokes about taking you to the cleaners or the other things, doing the math, if you heard those on the talk radio show where it was openly baiting and openly saying hey folk, hey non-asian folks how can we gather around and make fun of asians, that is a different context. you have to distinguish between those two thing and also hold in our heads two things at once, america is opening up, things are happening where you can ha

. >>> conan o'brien, his show has been extended to 2014.atement, quote, i am excited to continue my run with cbs because they have been outstanding partners. this means i'll be taping episodes of conan far into the ron paul presidency. >>> a lot of people, they look at the girl scouts, they see a harmless group that promotes friendship and community involvement and addictive cookies. but one indiana lawmaker looks at them and sees a menace to society. i'm talking about state representative bob more rris. he is the only member of the house that refuses to sign a note celebrating their 100th anniversary. instead he releases a statement talking about the menace he believes they propose. they are a radical organization. they are quickly becoming a tactical arm of planned parenthood, and, quote, they promote homosexual lifestyles. both the girl scouts and planned parenthood say, this is ridiculous. but morris isn't backing down. >> my problem is on a personal level with my family and our beliefs, and my wife and i pulled our daughters out of gir

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emily conan, chief of breast imaging at the university of pennsylvania hopes every woman will do.ay that we can find early cancers before they're able to be felt. >> reporter: dr. conan suggests women have a mammogram every year beginning at age 40 and sooner if they're high risk. now another test every woman should have is a pap smear. >> in the united states there's only about 12,000 new cases of cervical cancer a year because of the pap smear of. >> reporter: dr. enrique hernandez, chair of the department of obstetrics and gynecology at temple university of medicine say women should start having the test at age 21. >> we're looking for ab natural cells that reflect the -- abnormal cells that reflect a precancer change. >> reporter: the hope is to detect cells before they become cancer and have of them removed, something patient melva pack knows about. >> it was very small. thank god it's done. i can get a small procedure and it will be gone. >> reporter: also of great concern is women's risk for osteoporosis. doctors can check for this crippling bone disorder by giving them a t

his quirky short films got him writing gigs with conan o'brien and chris rock.llywood started to beat him up. he lost creative control of his first film "pootie tang" and saw hbo kill "lucky louis" after a season. he also became a dad. lesson for all of us, the moment he put kids first, his career exploded. >> because i said i don't leave new york. i only work 3 1/2 days a week. i held out till i got this show. i don't work for other people. i make my own schedule. that's why the show's good. >> reporter: you talk about your nonsex life. >> yeah. >> reporter: certainly you must be getting more game -- >> when i first got divorced, i [ bleep ] around, it was fun. then i quickly realized, you know -- when you're young, you're like, there's a woman, i want to have sex with her. now when you're 44 and you have life and you have kids, you're like, there's a stranger in my bed. that is not cool. and i -- we're naked. this is a nightmare. i don't know her. it's more of life making fun of you. that's all it is. so people that get successful and they start saying, of cou

. >> conan o'brien joking last night about fading interest in the republican primaries.you're tuning in for news about the michigan primary, i have two things to say. we tape early, and we don't care. we just -- we're altogether on this? i've tapped into my audience perfectly right there. >> so here is the question. was he cutting a little close to the bone there, pete? >> no. i would never criticize my conan. it was a great joke. that's what he's supposed to do. i just think that it is getting boring. for those of us who cover politics, it's getting boring. that's how i feel. why? because there's four white guys. ron paul is exciting, has different ideas, but back in '08, it went all the way to june, but there was a black or a female, an african-american or a woman was going to be president. that made it exciting. >> tom? >> i would suggest when you are 65 years old you have the right to quit and not be called a quitter. that's just me because i'm over 65. in fact, i don't think americans have an interest in the primaries, they have an interest in the candidates. it is

confidence collapses over books feature this as the presses a head it's all stairs and proceed against conan but greece. could. try as vice president turned it into a sea lies and u.s. search teams are instructed on common ground against and out of joint with an american military build up in the six nation. able to enjoy euthanasia sports. hello larry thanks for watching and here's a taste of what is coming out on thin ice freezing conditions could scuttle danger of pain tie with limpy are costing the russian capital plus one chooses a striker castella says he's ready to play for the club again after three months exile. and russian stars shine to some of the world's best figure skaters to take the ice into of us. but the. match with n.p.r. cost is under threat because of freezing conditions the first leg of this last thirteen crash is going to kick off in moscow this afternoon that will be subject to a late patients affection and temperatures around minus fifteen forecast with nor is the perfect. temperature in the russian capitals plummeted of the last week a monday was a coldest day yet th

at least she didn't tell him to focus as nicole did to conan. >> they asked me to be a guest judge --us, conan. >> let's be real here for a second. >> speaking of -- >> you didn't think i was going to look down there? >> reporter: poor guys, betrayed by a subtle lowering of their eyelids. >> my eyes are up here, donnie, bring it up. >> if a woman shows cleavage -- a man can look. >> reporter: guys can look like boobs when they are innocent. >> remember the president's -- >> giving the woman a serious one over. >> when "good morning america" shows video, a different story. obama may be watching his footing. >> reporter: you can't lowering are challenged. >> do you think you can beat me in a staring contest, remember, ready, stare. >> reporter: try to get your eyes to resist the magnetic pool of cleavage. perhaps the best advice came from seinfeld after george got busted. >> get a good look, kostanza? looking at cleavage is i like looking at the sun. you don't stare at it you get a sense and look away. >> reporter: unlike cleavage the problem with looking at the sun is the naked eye. th

focus, conan. >> let's be real here for a second. >> speaking of. >> you didn't think i was going tor: poor guy. betrayed by even a subtle lowering of their eyelids. >> my eyes are up here, donny. bring it up. bring it up. >> i think if a woman is going to show cleavage like that a man is allowed to look. >> but this is a girl's best accessory. >> yes. >> reporter: up up up. pictures can make guys look boobs even when they're innocent. remember obama's tail to the chief moment? there was a president at a summit. >> giving a young woman a serious once over. >> reporter: but when "good morning america" showed video of the same nt stand? >> seems to be a little different story. obama may be watching his footing. >> reporter: you can't blame guys for lowering their gaze when this year's "sports illustrated" swimsuit cover model challenges them in a web ad. >> do you think you could beat people in a staring contest? remember, eyes up here. ready? stare. >> reporter: for 45 seconds, try to get your eyeball toss resist the magnetic pull of cleavage. perhaps the best advice about cleavage ca

the princess didn't tell him to focus, as nicole did to conan. >> they asked me to be a guest judge -e. >> speaking of -- >> you didn't think i was going to look down there? >> poor guys, betrayed by a subtle lowering of their eyelids. >> my eyes are up here, donnie. bring it up. >> a woman shows cleavage. a man is allowed to look. >> pictures can make guys look like boobs even when they are innocent. >> remember the president's -- >> giving young woman a once over. >> when good morning america shows video. >> seems to be a different story, obama may be watching his footing. >> you can't blame guys when the swim suit cover model challenges them in a web ad. >> do you think you could beat me in a staring contest, remember, eyes up here. >> for 45 seconds, try to get your eye balls to resist the magnetic pool of cleavage. >> the best advice from seinfeld after george got busted. >> get a good look, costanza? you don't stare at it, it's too risky. you get a sense and look away. >> unlike cleavage, the problem with the sun is the naked eye, the eye is naked. jeanne moos, cnn. >> my god, i

it's him and conan o'brien. here whoever wants to sit down out there cut everyone's hair and it's usually with burrs. you ain't taking my hair off. i like getting it trimmed up, but don't cut me bald. it makes it rough to get a haircut around here. >> the lack of a good haircut is not his only complaint about wabash. >> this is one of the best meals on the menu and we still ain't figured out what the meat is. we nar low -- narrowed it down to alpackas or guineas or a combination of both. mainly what you get down here seven days a week you can count on it like clock work that is rice and dehydrated potato flakes. as i was saying, rice. that means tonight we'll have poe tays on here. >> they add water to them and it's like sea monkies. add water and poof, you know. >> stop says he had a better diet back at indiana state prison because the inmates were allowed to tend gardens and grew their own food. >> this place has so much area that is not being used. they could do the same thing over here. if they allowed guard

it's him and conan o'brien. having the best and most awesome ''dos of all time. >> getting hair cuts, they don't have a barber shop. they sit everyone down there and cut everyone's hair. not me. i got hair. i'm keeping my hair. you ain't taking my hair off. i like getting it trimmed up and thinned but don't cut me bald you know. so it makes it sort of rough getting haircuts around here. >> the lack of a good haircut wasn't stone's only complaint about wabash. >> this here is probably one of the best meals we got out of the whole menu and we still ain't figured out what the meat is. we've narrowed it down to alpacas or guineas or could be a combination of both. an alpac guinea. mainly what you get down here seven days a week, you can count on it like clockwork, that's rice and dehydrated potato flakes. and as i was saying, rice. that means tonight we'll have potatoes on here. dehydrated potatoes. you know they add water to them, poof. it's like see monkeys, they add water, poof. you know. >> stone says he had a b

lucky and conan the barbarian. suddenly he is the next great literary thing. >> you can watch this and other programs at booktv.org. >> next phillip boyce said down with booktv to discuss his book "the congressional budget office". the interview is part of booktv's college series. >> host: we are at the university of maryland talking to professors who are also offers. we are joined by philip joyce whose book is called congressional budget office: honest numbers, power, and policymaking". professor joyce. original one was cbo formed? >> guest: in 1974. and was in fact it reaction to some of the perceived accesses by the nixon administration. part of an effort by the congress to reassert its role in the budget process and as a part of that they created a budget committee and budget resolution that if they were going to be equal players in the budget process they really needed to have their own budget agency as opposed to relying on numbers that came from the executive branch and that is the reason. >> host: has it be

lucky and conan the barbarian. now, he's the next great literary thing. >> you can watch this and other programs online at booktv.org. >> booktv interviewed bonnie morris at georgetown university about her book, revenge of the women studies professor, a book based on her one-woman play of the same name. this interview is part of booktv's college series. >> professor bonnie morris, i want to start with chapter 4 and read a little bit. professor morris, i'm really sorry to bother you but could we talk privately a moment i really enjoy your women's studies class, i do and i love it and i want to finish out the semester but my husband -- he feels differently. he thinks it's a lot of radical ideas and he wants me to drop your class right now. he just doesn't like me to go out at night taking a women's studies class even though it was once a week and i told him over and over it does count me toward finishing my business degree. she then invites you to dinner at her house, she's older than you and you write and i went to

you, glenn close and the oscar nominated film "albert nobbs," for showing us what would happen if conanie chaplin. [ cheers and applause ] "albert nobbs." she's great in it. >> steve: yeah, she's great in it. [ applause ] ♪ thank you, dated slang expressions, for still sounding really cool. psych! [ laughter and applause ] psych. ♪ thank you, the moments right before i start a diet, for allowing me to eat every single unhealthy food i have in my house just to get rid of it. [ cheers and applause ] can't throw it out. >> steve: we can't keep these jalapeno poppers. >> jimmy: "can't throw it out, man. i got to eat these snickers bars right now. and first, if you -- oh, excuse me. sorry, i just got to put this -- >> steve: is that a gibson? >> jimmy: "it's a gibson 280c." >> steve: oh. you mind? i'm sitting -- >> jimmy: "they don't even make them anymore, yeah. this is sunburst. usually comes in, like, a gold flake color." [ laughter ] "but you're not even allowed to -- you don't even put the gold face down. it has to be gold face up because the paint will come right off." [ laughter ] >>

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