. >>> tonight my exclusive with conan o'brien. a rare interview with a late night legend. >> there's nothing more comical than the sight of me without my clothes on. >> his comedy, his life, his loves. now conan tells all. >> is any of this going to get in the papers, you think? this won't get out? >> conan o'brien as you've never seen him before. >> we often go to the spa together. >> not now. >> all right. it was your idea. >> conan o'brien and he doesn't hold back. >> that's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me, piers, and i mean that in the nicest way. >>> and the question i just had to skrks how many times has he been properly in love. >> i'm just going to give you the answers that are going to make it all okay. don't screw with this, okay? >> this is "piers morgan tonight." >>> cona o'brien is very tall, he's very talented, he's very irish and perhaps the funniest man with red hair on the entire planet. he's also an ordained minister. he hosts his own late-night show on tv. you are a man of many talents, aren't you?

past and past part of sneak. >> look at me, i'm conan o'brien. a couple of words for you. you better get your act together! >> so some skits from the late show. you've done thousands of interviews now and thousands of monologues. if i said you've got five minutes left to live, you can relive any moment from any of those shows. >> so this is the positive part of the interview, i've got five minutes left to live. >> yeah, you've got five minutes left to live. what would you go for. >> which guest? >> or a moment or something where you thought it defined or you for whatever reason was particularly memorable. >> okay. well, you know, i did a very silly remote once where we found a group of baseball players that play baseball in late 19th century rules. they do it in the costume with the mustaches. so i went out and put on the mustache and spoke in that sort of turn of the century baseball and it was so me. i've always said whenever i go, don't even give a eulogy, just show that piece. and it only lasts a few minutes. but it's me with the big mustache

now conan tells all. >> is any of this going to get in the papers, you think? this won't get out?nan o'brien as you've never seen him before. >> we often go to the spa together. >> not now. >> all right. it was your idea. >> conan o'brien and he doesn't hold back. >> that's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me, piers, and i mean that in the nightest way. >>> and the question i just had to skrks how many times has he been properly in love. >> i'm just going to give you the answers that are going to make it all okay. don't screw with this, okay? >> this is "piers morgan tonight." >>> cona o'brien is very tall, he's very talented, he's very irish and perhaps the funniest man with red hair on the entire planet. he's also an ordained minister. he hosts his own late-night show on tv. you are a man of many talents, aren't you? >> yes, i am. thank you for noticing that. you didn't even scratch the surface. i have a high falsetto. i'm hairless, cole

conan suffers a concussion.ack at work within days he tells parents to have their children watch his fall as a cautionary tale. >>> coming up -- a salesperson attacked by a customer, plus a cop with some arresting moves. >> by the way, i do wear knee pads if anybody's interested. building pass, corporate card, verizon 4g lte phone. the global ready one ? yeah, but you won't need... ♪ hajimemashite. hajimemashite. hajimemashite. you guys like football ? thank you so much. i'm stoked. you stoked ? totally. ... and he says, "under the mattress." souse le matelas. ( laughter ) why's the new guy sending me emails from paris ? paris, france ? verizon's 4g lte devices are global-ready. plus, global data for just $25. only from verizon. you walk into a conventional mattress store, it's really not about you. they say, "well, if you wanted a firm bed you can lie on one of those. we provide the exact individualization that your body needs. wow, that feels really good! once you experience it, there's no going back. hurry in

-- which causes polio. [ laughter ] shame on you, conan. [ laughter ] researchers came to this conclusion by exposing hamsters to dim light at night and picking up changes in the brain that bore striking similarities to symptoms in depressed people. well done. [ laughter ] instead of having people watch late-night tv, then simply asking them if they're depressed, scientists exposed. hamsters to a dim light and guessed how the hamsters felt. you know, science. [ laughter ] well, however they did it, it's clear that they're on to me. there's no use trying to cover it up anymore. nation, this show was designed to depress hamsters. [ laughter ] cat's out of the bag. that's why i created my long-running segments "elusive water bottle," "that wheel is getting you nowhere," and "this week in dim light." [ laughter ] sure, i enjoy bringing you humans my opinions on politics and world affairs, but my real passion has always been driving hamsters to suicide. [ laughter ] so for my human viewers, rest assured my show is not designed to depress you and you can feel free to keep watching. and to my ha

. >>> tonight my exclusive with conan o'brien.interview with a late night legend. >> there's nothing more comical than the sight of me without my clothes on. >> his comedy, his life, his loves. now conan tells all. >> is any of this going to get in the papers, you think? this won't get out? >> conan o'brien as you've never seen him before. >> we often go to the spa together. >> not now. >> all right. it was your idea. >> conan o'brien and he doesn't hold back. >> that's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me, piers, and i mean that in the nightest way. >>> and the question i just had to skrks how many times has he been properly in love. >> i'm just going to give you the answers that are going to make it all okay. don't screw with this, okay? >> this is "piers morgan tonight." >>> cona o'brien is very tall, he's very talented, he's very irish and perhaps the funniest man with red hair on the entire plan planet. he's also an ordained minister.

conan o'brien mocking the obama campaign. are you kidding me? and then the factor tip of the day. your vacation coming right back. >> back ever book segment tent, reality check, we begin with check one, our reporting on the judge who sentenced a child rapist to just two years in prison. the feds have now moved in to charge the rapist andrew goodman with additional crime so the judge martin murphy cannot release him in september. judge fur if i -- murphy wanted to let the guy out in september if you can believe it as part of our reporting we asked new york governor andrew cuomo and chris christie to get behind the passage of jessica's law in their respective states. cuomo has completely ignored us. will sign jessica's law if the legislature passes it. christie also took a shot at me, quote. bill o'reilly is crazy if they sign it, i will -- if they send it, i will sign it o'reilly needs to open his ears and listen. be glad to, governor. we have been asking you to appear on the factor for years but you will not. we would like to listen. we would like you to sit right here so we could

conan o'brien mocking the obama campaign. are you kidding me? and then the factor tip of the day.our vacation coming right back. look at those toys. insurance must be expensive. nah. [ dennis' voice ] i bet he's got an allstate agent. they can save you up to 30% more by bdling your policies. well his dog's stupid. [ dennis' voice ] poodles are one of the world's smartest breeds. are yoin good hands? my feet and exactly where i needed more support. i had tired, achy feet. until i got my number. my dr. scholl's custom fit orthotics number. now i'm a believer. you'll be a believer, too. >> back ever book segment tent, reality check, we begin with check one, our reporting on the judge who sentenced a child rapist to just two years in prison. the feds have now moved in to charge the rapist andrew goodman with additional crime so the judge martin murphy cannot release him in september. judge fur if i -- murphy wanted to let the guy out in september if you can believe it as part of our reporting we asked new york governor andrew cuomo and chris christie to get behind the passage of jessi

a writer without a day job, he was hired by the president james jamesis conan. my friend's task was to manage the correspond for the conference for the 300th anniversary. throughout his long life, he was a mischievous person and he took the 300 as a special opportunity. he created an elaborate hoax, a fictitious correspondence from an imaginary russian delegate. he wrote that he was brings his mistress to his setting, not only did he want all her expenses to be paid, she must be invited to all events. the threatened scandal -- remember, this was cambridge in the 1930s sent the president's office in a tizzy. six years later, my friend enjoyed how he hoodwinked harvard's president by this hoax of using paper rubbed with dirt. when the harvard administration had to consider entertaining the presence of a woman. the conference produced a book of its papers. authority and the individual. its preface presented the goal of the gathering. to put on one platform, and i quote, three groups of eminent men who contributed to the common understanding of the vast problems of

an experienced conan is perfectly aware of the fact that those who work during their time at a colony can receive various incentives like extra meetings with relatives. there peaceful for about a book when i came to work here there were no greenhouses yet there was nothing here in fact. i told myself that i had to work but i did change which will cycle before we do it learned how to make sausages smoke dried meat and use the van with and i just don't even have the slightest idea of how to do it before we grow q cumbers and cabbage we also grow flowers and we manage the household and then time to do all the stuff that you're probably i will continue doing it when i finish my timing to conform with. labor doesn't only help to improve convicts but it's also a way for them to some extra money some even manage to own a living for their families from behind bars. inmates can also put this money towards debts alimony or fines they need to pay for. the sink a given birth yes just a week ago the piglets are very small right now. they're so cute. why's he swimming said he wants to be with his m

. >> she is booked on david letterman and conan o'brien. >> has she really?no. >> i'm going to predict that she will come out and redeem yourself. >> that is the hardest on ever to sing. >> liam: hope, look at me. >> liam: i screwed up. i made the mistake of a lifetime, and i'm asking you to forgive me. just don't let this tear us apar because i love you, and i want to be married to you. and i'm just...

. >> is that -- was that conan or letterman? >> kimmelp. >> was it kimmel?as kimmel. >> it's a comedy spot. >> what was it? >> who did that. isn't there -- >> you have to put a credit. >> it was from the comedy stylings of priority usa action.

allies occasionally three hundred special operations forces that help the ugandans and others hunt down conan it's not a vital interest but it's a vital interest to them that's what friends are for if you only call upon them whenever we need them but don't respond when they need us don't be surprised that we don't have many friends in international settings so i think it's a very simple it's a vital interest to them not to us but we recognize that that's why their partner i james jump in go ahead. oh ok who are they allies the fact is that many of the allies are undemocratic regimes in they are militias that are being funded by the united states. this is not in u.s. vital interests there is a bill up in congress right now to authorize more troops to go into northern uganda in the central african republic this follows making of the viral video kohak only twenty twelve millions of dollars have been devoted to this by private citizens kone is not in uganda at this point it's a local band of criminals who have gone elsewhere to other african countries the policy on the ground there is one of reco

a writer without a day job, he was hired by the president james conan to help plan the great 300 celebration. my friend's task was to manage the correspondence for the conference for the 300th anniversary. throughout his long life, he was a mischievous person, and he took the 300 as a special opportunity. he created an elaborate hoax, a fictitious correspondence from an imaginary russian delegate. his invented russian worthy, wrote, that he was bringing his mistress to this august setting and not only did he want all of her expensions to be paid, he wanted her invited to all events. the threatened scandal -- remember, this was cambridge in the 1930s -- sent the president's office in a tizzy. 60 years later my friend enjoyed a laugh as he hoodwinked harvard's president by this hoax of using paper rubbed with dirt. we like the story because it relates perhaps one of the few moments during this great event of institutional self glorification when the harvard administration had to consider entertaining the presence of a woman. the conference produced a book of its papers. authority and the indiv

conan o'brien came up with ways to revamp the new phrase. >> we are moving this country forward. >> changenly comes through challenge. >> no you can't. no you shouldn't. don't even try. >> no, no, there's no jobs for you man. >> the economy's bad. it's all my fault. and i can't fix it. >> didn't have enough money to pay the bank, honey. and we have to move. we have to move. >> you should vote for mr. romney. >> come on, man. i'm serious. i'm serious. >> it's amazing what you can do if you screw around with the context. >>> actor will ferrell is as close to being on a campaign blitz as he'll get, a publicity tour for his new comedy "the campaign." he was on "morning joe" and kicked off his internet with a nugget on how to get mitt romney off to a better start in london. >> can i start off by saying that i think the olympics are going to run perfectly. great facilities. world class. i mean, i think it's going to be the greatest games of all time. >> you agree with governor romney. >> yeah. i stand by my statements. >> funniest guys are the guys that don't laugh when he tells the jokes. just

. >> that guy, conan o'brien, grew up about one mile from the little basilica in the back bay known as fenway park where last night the red sox hosted the tigers. they signed a free agent a while ago named carl crawford. an rbi triple he hit in the first inning. he looked like a pretty good player, john. >> he's a bargain. >> later, miguel cabrera shot to the left side. will middlebrook saved his own life by catching this. red sox up by 2 in the eighth. middlebrook given. boston beats the tiger. they've won three games in a row due to the skillful management of bobby valentine. ichiro, bang, right off the facade of the second deck, his 100th career homer, brings the yankees within one. johnson strike him out to end the game. 0s win 5-4. o'reilly and trump, i don't blame you. doing the wave is a mark of poor parenting, folks. don't do the wave at ball games. watch the game. yankees have lost three straight. don't worry about it, yankee fans, they're still 6.5 up on baltimore in the american league east. now the red hot oakland as at home against the rays. brandon hicks over the wall, ba

heinz >>darya: he not only did commercials but he was a successful actor with roles in conan the barbarianessary roughness. dan davis and was 72 years old. >>darya: we are back with more in a couple of minutes fifth a developing story from of funds, a car chase ended in a crash. details of a couple of minutes. hot cost >>darya: and we'll continue follow breaking news out and oakland and its. in peace ship caught fire and will >> police are still here they had been pursuing it for about 2 mi. after getting a report overnight that someone said the car had been stolen. they tasted as high as 65 mi. per hour and maybe a quarter of a modest fourth coffee the days and added it was auroras and an elusive goal. in britain is in hospital in serious condition since the for minor injuries. so far the names are not being released. this happened right across the street from some homes. joining me now is rob carter. your inside and heard all of this, if you cry what happened to the our amish her. we heard the screech of the car when it went over the rise. it will >> it looks like police will be here for

. >> darya: in addition he became a successful actor he had rules and conan the barbarian and unnecessary we will be back with more in just a few minutes. here is a shot of the clear skies over san francisco from our roof camera. we have seen a little bit of fog we will talk about when that will clear so that you can see the fireworks tonight and we will talk about our big special tonight that you will see on channel 4 at 9:00 p.m., we will be right back. building pass, corporate card, verizon 4g lte phone. the global ready one ? yeah, but you won't need... ♪ hajimemashite. hajimemashite. hajimemashite. you guys like football ? thank you so much. i'm stoked. you stoked ? totally. ... and he says, "under the mattress." souse le matelas. ( laughter ) why's the new guy sending me emails from paris ? paris, france ? verizon's 4g lte devices are global-ready. plus, global data for just $25. only from verizon. 3q i only use french's french fried onions on my crunchy onion chicken because it's america's number one brand. just minutes to make, then bake! >> erica: thanks for spending your fourth

also an actor among his movies, conan the barbarian, that's true.ll england club we believe women's quarterfinals, sarina william takes on the champ. first set the check, can't handle serena's serve. match point, williams was one of 13 as with a win, she'll take on the second seed. >>> back to baseball, giant also have three starters in next week's all-star game. third baseman pablo sandoval had more votes than next third dates ban orlando wright. alderson took to twitter to voice his displeasure. his tweets, all-star game election of "kung fu panda" shows the value of a cute nickname, surprised fans didn't elect a bald dude to start at first base. when you're managing a game and you're out of pitchers, what you do in the 17th inning of a game, you direct your man as many times you can as you lose. you know what his penalty is we have managers losing games on purpose. that's going to teach him. i'm just ready for a blow by blow, play by play-action. >> there's no crime in badminton, none. >> you are correct, young lady. >> for a full half hour of ba

. >> as we take a break a look at conan. >> even though the olympics take place during ramadan some muslimhletes say they will not fast during the london olympics. not going to do it. then after sampling the british food they said on second thought. fasting sounds good. [ male announcer ] if you believe the mayan calendar, on december 21st polar shifts will reverse the earth's gravitational pull and hurtle us all into space. which would render retirement planning unnecessy. but say the sun rises on december 22nd, and you still need to retire. td ameritrade's investment consultants can help you build a plan that fits your life. we'll even throw in up to $600 when you open a new account or roll over an old 401(k). so who's in control now, mayans? >> 40 minutes after the hour. let's span the globe. we start in pakistan where u.s. drones fired at a powerful militant commander's compound. no word if he was in the attack. 9 suspected insurgents were killed. hurnl strength winds and rain forced the government to raise it's strongest typhoon warning for the first time in 13 years. that shut down m

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it's him and conan o'brien.y're synonymous for having the best and most awesome dos of all time. >> getting haircuts out here whoever wants to sit down out there can cut hair with burrs. not me. you ain't taking my hair off. i like getting it thinned but don't caught cut me wald. it makes it sort of rough getting haircuts around here. >> the lack of a good haircut is not his only complaint about wabash. >> this is one of the best meals we got out of the whole menu. and we still ain't figured out what the meat is. it is alpacas or guineas or a combination of both. an alpaq-guinea. mainly what you get down here seven days a week you can count on it like clock work that is rice and dehydrated potato flakes. as i was saying, rice that means tonight we'll have potatoes on here. dehydrated potatoes. >> they add water to them and it's like sea monkies. they add water, poof, you know. stone says he had a better diet at indiana state prison because the inmates were allowed to tend gardens and grew their own food. >> this

. >> the day we met them, the brothers ventured on the late night tv with an appearance on conan. >>this is it? are there more backstage? >> you never know. >> it's part of an orchestrated effort. the campaign released this father's day video last month with clips from the boys' childhood, to highlight romney, the family man. >> today he's accomplished something very great. >> i remembered my name. >> by now his sons are campaign veterans on the trail since their dad first ran for senate nearly 20 years ago. but this time around romney's second bid for the presidency, when he asked his family, four of the boys didn't want him to run. why didn't you? >> that's true. i didn't want him to run again. i really didn't. i thought, you gave it your best shot in 2008. you felt like you had to do it and go and give back to the country and you tried, and they didn't take you. so let's move on. >> matt and the others eventually came around. for a candidate who at times has struggled to connect, the campaign hopes the sons can also help explain some of their father's more idiosyncratic moments. >

it's him and conan o'brien.ut here whoever wants to sit down out there can cut hair with burrs. you ain't taking my hair off. i like getting it thinned but don't cut me bald. it makes it rough getting a good haircut around here. >> the lack of a good haircut is not his only complaint about wabash. >> this is one of the best meals on the menu and we still ain't figured out what the meat is. we've narrowed it down to alpacas or guineas or a combination of both an alpac-guinea. mainly what you get down here seven days a week you can count on it like clock work that is rice and dehydrated potato flakes. as i was saying rice. that means tonight we'll have potatoes on here. >> they add water to them and it's like sea monkies. add water and poof, you know. >> stone says he had a better diet at indiana state prison because the inmates could tend gardens and grew their own food. >> this place here has so much wide open area that is not being used. they could do the same thing over here. this place could feed itself even.

take a look at what turned up on the conan o'brien show. >> america's few stur not as bright as it'sl be dead. >> we will not succeed. >> america workers are part of the problem. >> i'm sorry. sorry. >> greta: that is your last call. lights are blinking and we are closing down shop. thank you for being with us tonight. make sure you go to greta wire.com. everybody is, and there is an open thread tell me what you thought about tonight's show. keep it here on fox news channel. good night from washington, d.c.. epor of it. you be on top of it. >> eric: hello, i'm eric bolling with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: a huge day for mitt romney. he is finally fired up and he is on offense. this is the mitt we have been waiting for. today, the governor who knows a thing or two about business took the president to task for saying american businesses can't make it without the government's help. >> see, the idea to say steve jobs didn't build apple, that henry ford didn't build fort motor, the papa john didn't bu

take a look at what turned up on the conan o'brien show. >> america's few stur not as bright as it'swill not succeed. >> america workers are part of the problem. >> i'm sorry. sorry. >> greta: that is your last call. lights are blinking and we are closing down shop. thank you for being with us tonight. make sure you go to greta wire.com. everybody is, and there is an open thread tell me what you thought about tonight's show. keep it here on fox news channel. good night from washington, d.c.. eport which is followed immediately each day by this guy. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> you have got a business, you didn't build that. >> bill: debate raging across the nation about individual success and how much the achievers owe their country. carl rove and dr. austin goals buy will weigh in. >> i want people to know chicago welcomes immigrants. >> bill: mayor emanuel says he will defy the federal government and his friend president obama and not cooperate with immigration law. we will have a special report on that. also tonight, tattoos regret. and john stossel on gun crime

they were on conan o'brien recently. this is an orchestrated effort.he campaign is doing what it can to help make their dad look less, as you say perfectly, buttoned up. they accomplished that, think, tremendously. they tell a lot of stories about their dad at home as a prankster, josh who's the middle son tells a story about one time their dad was going into the basement and he was hiding there. josh was. when their dad reached out to grab the string to pull the light, josh grabbed him and they were wrestling downstairs. sounds like a black and white 1950s or '60s sitcom. everybody gets along like a beaver cleaver family. that's the intent they have, show folks their dad is a real guy, a nice guy, raised a good family and can have some fun. >> and what did you learn as well about the pressures of the campaign on the family, their mom, who's had her challenges with illness, and how they're coping as a family. >> i think about their mom's challenge. one of the questions i asked them was the simple fact that a family that has as much money as they do and