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. >> i gave it to conan. >> jimmy: wow. >> -- and then i read somewhere that conan gave you the comedyckle you guys. there it is. >> i'm touched. >> jimmy: there it is and i'm honored to have it. [ applause ] i want to talk about -- i want to talk about your movie, "we made this movie." this is the sound track here. but, this is major for you. you wrote and directed this movie. >> i co-wrote it with my good genius buddy, jon beckerman. we produced it together. it was a great deal of fun. it's this -- it's a small indie movie it's about these five high school kids who decide we've got these video cameras, we've got computers, we're going to go make a movie. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because anyone can do it. >> jimmy: how hard can it be? >> but not everyone should do it. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: you don't realize that yet. >> not everyone should. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so the main guy is so convinced that it's going to be so gigantic that he gets three freshman to follow them around and shoot everything because he wants the dvd extras for their giant movie. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. >> so what

conan o'brien nbc had a public falling out in 2010. months after giving conan "the tonight show." nbc pulled the plug and brought jay leno back. the media had a field day as did david letterman. >> happy birthday to jay leno, 61 years old today. [ applause ] happy birthday jay. all of his friends got together and had a party. they had a cake and a -- this is interesting point. jay cut the cake with the same knife he stuck in conan's back. >> bill: letterman was once considered favorite tonight show ultimately lost out to leno. what year did leno take over the late night spot? he took it over in 1992, that's c for you people listening on sirius. both got t wrong again. 0 for 2. >> are you attacking us? >> bill: innot yet. one more to get it right and then i will start to attack. secretary of state hillary clinton and president obama looked to be pretty close these days, don't they. >> sure do. >> bill: not always friendly. 2008 democratic primaries were a full contact sport. >> you hear one thing in speeches and then you see a campaign

first, conan takes on the future dream team. boston after michelle obama and betty wright for romney? when it doesn't fit anywhere else we put it in the view finder. >> muslims have infiltrated our government. didn't you know that the congressional cafeteria service crescent rolls? that's nothing more than warm, buttery jihad! >> we've all seen the little paper cups you fill with ketchup. they're called soufflÉ cups and not as common as they used to be. you like ketchup cups. >> yes. >> they're very cool. you're using it wrong. >> i didn't know that. >> yes, you are. >> oh, i see. >> yes, with simple pulling the top of the cup spreads out tongue the cup intota bowl. >> try little dip and see if that works letter. >> there we go. >> the fry has a nice, even coating this way. one question we can answer, who would win in a basketball game between andy and i and the 2032 olympic dream team. >> let's go to the highlights in burbank where they spared all sorts of expenses. conan's a bit of a a baja. the kids fell asleep, so had a 9-0

yeah. >> and "conan the destroyer." and the second one. fighter and, you know, i met him on the set. and then, when i was training with sly for "rocky iv" i was trying to get some sleep one night 'cause she had one of her late night parties and i was asleep and somebody knocked on the door at midnight. i was like, who the beep is it? i'm trying to get some sleep. so i hear this voice -- [ as arnold ] i'm here to check you out." [ laughter and applause ] it was the governator. >> jay: all right, now we have -- do you know what this clip is we're going to see from the film? >> yeah. this is one of my romantic comedies here. [ light laughter ] no it's -- i think it's a bar scene, right? where we find out that gunner, my character, who is a crazed killer, he actually used to go to m.i.t., had a fulbright scholarship. >> jay: wow, oh, there you go. >> yeah, what a coincidence. >> jay: yeah, yeah. it's different from the book. let's take a look here. [ laughter ] >> got a pen? >> hey. you got anything that doesn't have skulls on it? >> as a matt

enough with the real news, let's gather around the water cooler to watch will ferrell stop by conan tohow off his olympic spirit. for ferrell seeing team usa win was good, but seeing the russian girls cry was better. >> seeing those russian girls crying, so good, i was laughing so hard. i was like, look they're just bawling, it was like so great. >> no, that's terrible. >> what are you talking about? >> they're only 15. >> no one forced them to join the team. you know, for decades they were the russians were so good and now they're nothing. they've got nothing. they've got nothing. yeah. you know why? because we're usa, right? the number one country in the world. usa! usa! usa! usa! usa! usa! >> russia sucks! >> you shouldn't say russia sucks. you shouldn't say that. >> no, you shouldn't. still ahead on "way too early," why are you awake? your cold war tweets, texts and emails are moments away. ♪ [music plays] ♪ [music plays] ♪ [music plays] did you know honey nut cheerios is america's favorite cereal? oh, you're good! hey, did you know that honey nut cheerios is... oh you too! ooh, he

we kind of did that story with conan o'brien. [applause] craig: every late night entertainment journalist paused with fingers over the keyboards awaiting my response. aye carumba! >> that is a good one. we were thinking maybe you could be somehow related to alan cummings on the show. craig: we did theater together in scotland. >> you did? craig: yes! i've known him since i was 20 years old. that is almost 10 years! [laughter] yes. he sort of talks a wee bit more like that. well, i can talk like that too. >> oh, that would be great. craig: i would be happy to talk like that. in fact, this is how i talk when i'm not on television. [laughter] >> that's great. craig: when i'm unhappy and eating. we have to take a break. >> all right. i'll clam up. craig: no, no, no. you don't have to. [laughter] do you want to introduce the break? remember your days on television when you had to -- why are you doing that smell face again? >> how old do you think i am? i never had to introduce the sponsors on our show. craig: that is coming back. they

europe's for me conan greece's hopes for more time to implement cuts while our friends lashes out at germany demanding it stop spreading rumors on its imminent here accepts. the un's nuclear watchdog over news talks with iran over its disputed atomic program which the country claims disputed peace. and next on trade talks to dr qadri tremelo syria's vice prime minister for economic affairs and he has his say on how a ceasefire a lasting peace can be reached. then there are joined by dr corder here jenny here is vice prime minister for economic affairs and i'm becoming. the let us start over visiting your is a news conference where he says the basic principle that must be observed for any kind of dialogue to be possible in syria you named. and it has still it is and refraining from foreign interference and on is there anything else you know. no there are only these two principle ours which should be enough but if we were to agree on these two principles all other issues would become technicalities despite a contradiction is assumed and we would be able to reach an agreement or certain

>> we will be playing on conan o'brian. that is the 28th. that's when the rereleased comes out. it is a 10th anniversary. it will be on vinyl. i will get you a copy. andrew wk.com has our tour dates. we have been on tour all year. no one is more amazes -- amazed that we party like this. >> i am a professional partier. it is for those folks who supported this vision. even those who didn't like it. >> people took part in the building of your partying. >> it is more fun when people are there. >> do you party alone? >> yes, and with bill. i didn't want to bring this up. >> i'll tell you something. i will be at my apartment and i think i am alone and then there is andrew. >> and he never knew i was there. >> and the things i did. >> the reissue comes out on tuesday. they should buy it. >> we close things up with a post game wrap up with andy levy. go go to fox news.com/red eye. >>> back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks. looking forward to next week? >> i will be with mi co-host from "the five" and hopefully greg will stay medicated and not get too annoyed jie. if the

another quick look at what you miss the last night on conan. >>> they have disqualified a champion raceining he was doping. disqualified him. getting caught doping almost as embarrassing getting caught being a champion race walker. >> good morning. it is now 43 minutes after the hour. look at what is making headlines overseas. iran is throwing its support behind syrian president assad. they are vow to go squash the up rising in syria and any one backing the rebels. hillary clinton says assad's regime is quickly unravelling. now to the philippines where thor than 107,000 people forced to evacuate their homes after torrential rains leaving villages submerged. 11 people have died. >>> over to south africa where it slowed 20 times in the past 120-years. those in johannesburg last saw show back in 20007. >> we are going to ask the expert here. sthooivengs. even if you did your best to eat healthy often we find it hard to get the vitamins and nutrients we need every day. we look to the supplement. how many should we be taking which ones are the most important? here to answer the questions is

a look at conan from last night. >> ryan lochte said the best way to pick up a woman is to wink at hern titled things that only work for ryan lochte. i was tried winking many times. i get pepper sprayed. >> 17 minutes before the hour. quick headlines to bring you. victims of the tragic collapse of the state fair reaching a settlement. effecting shares of a $13.2 million settlement. many additional liabilities. 7 people were killed in that crash. dozens were injured. mark zucker burg definitely is not liking this. shares of facebook hitting an all time low during trading and falling below $20.04 the first time. shares were priced at $38 for the ipo. facebook facing strong doubts about the chances for growth. several executives also leading that company. heather let's head over to you. the time now 44 after the top of the hour. that means it is time for the fox news a roundup of the medical stories. new york has been hit with the first case of the west nile virus. here with more on that is fox's anna kooiman. >> good morning to you healtthe and everybody at home. combination of hot weath

about, the harm that it really did and about everything that happens, not in places like new york or conan new york was no better, right? but if you live in des moines iowa, if you live elsewhere in the heartland, you may not think that the north had any part in this post demands -- post-emancipation story. this is a slide in the chicago race riot if 1990 and here you see a policeman arriving on the scene of where young black man had been stoned to death after a 13-year-old what had been murdered at the beach because he swam across the color line. many people lost their lives. many african-americans ended up homeless, but this is a culminating moment. you describe in the idyllic racially integrated hide park that is now the home of the first family, that toms are going off two years before the -- what is going on in chicago? .. >> when the violence was sweeping the city, issue was by herself. her husband traveled as a minister. she got a pot of water and lye on the stove and was ready. [laughter] and it is interesting to be placed there to feel heard there. >> host: that does ease one with

>> we will be playing on conan o'brian. that is the 28th. that's when the rereleased comes out.t is a 10th anniversary. it will be on vinyl. i will get you a copy. andrew wk.com has our tour dates. we have been on tour all year. no one is more amazes -- amazed that we party like this. >> i am a professional partier. it is for those folks who supported this vision. even those who didn't like it. >> people took part in the building of your partying. >> it is more fun when people are there. >> do you party alone? >> yes, and with bill. i didn't want to bring this up. >> i'll tell you something. i will be at my apartment and i think i am alone and then there is andrew. >> and he never knew i was there. >> and the things i did. >> the reissue comes out on tuesday. they should buy it. >> we close things up with a post game wrap up with andy levy. levy. go go to fox look at those toys. insurance must be expensive. nah. [ dennis' voice ] i bet he's got an allstate agent. they can save you up to 30% more by bundling your policies. well, his dog's stupid. [ dennis' voice ] poodles are one

dropping with conan. when you said greg loves vinyl he does, but it it is not albums. >> the underwear is a test meant to it. >> don't nothing it until you have tried it. >> laura: the rirl factor is on. tonight: >> president obama has a plan to rebuild america from the ground up. it only works if there is a strong middle class. that's what happened when i was president. we need to keep going with his plan. >> laura: bill clinton flying solo in a new campaign ard. is president obama trying to turn the clock back to the '90s? we'll have a debate. >> over the past, you know, 27 months, we have created 4.5 million private sector jobs. that's more jobs than in the bush recovery and reagan recovery. >> laura: obama campaign claims economic recovery is stronger than ronald reagan's. but the truth police see it differently. we'll have a factor investigation. >> you can turn this around. together we are going to get this done. >> laura: is the addition of paul ryan to the ticket turning the tide in some key swing

here is conan o'brien. >> mayor bloomberg is saying that now he has banned large sodas in new york cityrget is going to be alcohol. yeah. and once that is out of the way he'll hit a cruse

he recounted the experience on conan.was during the president's run up to the 2000 election. >> the white house press is all around him and the campaign press i mean. they go up and say hello. so i'm like hi, mr. governor. he's like pleased to meet you. and i could tell he has no idea who i am. he's just looking at me like -- >> looking at you. >> is this a long week for you? the show, is it hard work. i think he thought i was a crew member or something. i was like anyway, nice to meet you. and i walked away and i think he added it up later. >> oh, he added it up. >> yeah, he did. >> that was before bush was even in office. ferrell had the w impression i think for the history books. best ever. >>> and mitt romney scores another endorsement. hold off on the duo making a joint appearance for more reasons than one. it's jenna jameson known in some circles as queen of porn. she voiced her endorsement for romney at a strip club. quote, i'm very looking forward to a republican being back in office. when you're rich, you want to

he recounted the experience on conan.t was during the president's run-up to the 2000 election. >> the white house press is all around him and the campaign press i mean. they go up and say hello. so i'm like hi, mr. governor. thanks so much. he's like, pleased to meet you. and i could tell he has no idea who i am. he's just looking at me like -- >> looking at you. >> is this a long week for you? the show, is it hard work? i think he thought i was a crew member or something. i just said, nice to meet you. he was like, yeah. and i walked away and i think he added it up later. >> oh, he added it up. >> yeah, he did. >> that was before bush was even in office. ferrell had the w impression i think for the history books. best ever. >>> and mitt romney scores another endorsement. hold off on the duo making a joint appearance for more reasons than one. it's jenna jameson known in some circles as queen of porn. she voiced her support for romney yesterday at a san francisco strip club. her word of support for romney, quote, i'm very

here is conan o'brien. >> mayor bloomberg is saying that now he has banned large sodas in new york cityrget is going to be alcohol. yeah. and once that is out of the way he'll hit a crusade against the laughter of children. >> greta: that is your last call. lights are blinking and thank you for being with us tonight. go to greta wire.com. there is something special for you there. jim angle there with a special question for you. good night from washington. greta wire.com. about it and watch this guy. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> she passed away in 22 days. i don't think mitt romney realizes what he has done to anyone. >> bill: pro-obama campaign ad accusing mitt romney to the death of an american woman. is this a new low? dick morris will analyze. >> ah-ha, maybe i'm a social -- >> a california college professor accusing me, your humble correspondent of right wing buffoonery. wow, that man on the factor tonight. also ahead, jesse watters goes to madison, wisconsin. >> on your head tattooed that girls make me stupid. >> that is right. >> yeah that is right. >> dennis mi

here is conan o'brien. >> you heard about this problem.ruggling to fill rows and rows of empty seats. empty seats. yesterday, officials put out a casting call asking for 200 europeans or 8 americans. >> greta: that is your last call. lights ever blinking and we are

here is conan o'brien. >> you heard about this problem.ruggling to fill rows and rows of empty seats. empty seats. yesterday, officials put out a casting call asking for 200 europeans or 8 americans. >> greta: that is your last call. lights ever blinking and we are closing down shop. go to greta wire .com to tell us what you think about tonight's show. meantime, good night from captioned by closed captioning services, inc. >> the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> white voters are still much more republic than any other group in the electorate. >> bill: npr cokie roberts says the primary reason mitt romney went to poland was to get the white vote. wow. crowley and colmes on that. >> wonder why everybody is taking pictures that's all. >> i think it might be intimidating that you have a stick in your hand. >> bill: another potential scandal for the obama administration. the justice department drops the case against the black panthers who may have broken the law at a polling place. now a federal judge says politics not justice may have given

here is conan o'brien. >> you heard about this problem.ggling to fill rows and rows of empty seats. empty seats. yesterday, officials put out a casting call asking for 200 europeans or 8 americans. >> greta: that is your last call. lights ever blinking and we are closing down shop. go to greta wire .com to tell us what you think about tonight's show. meantime, good night from captioned by closed captioning services, inc. >> greg: this phone is already ringing. hello, everyone. i'm the jocular jedi, greg gutfeld. more mighty than aphrodite, andrea tantaros. more tales than school of whales. bob beckel. he knows the euro zone, it's eric bolling. america's shrinky-dink. it's dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is 10% of 50. the show is packed tighter than baghdad bazaar, so let's do this america. you remember this guy lex, the guy with the mustache, who earned his nobel prize? the former polish president endorsed mitt for president. that has to hurt obama. what can you say when a man who helped defeat communism endorses your opponen

against jay leno on tonight and david letterman on the late show not to mention stephen colbert and conanen who sometimes win the ratings war. abc reports growth ad revenue led to the move which pushes nightline all the way to half past midnight. the shift stopping off a good year for the comedian who emceed the white house correspondents dinner back in april and set to host the emmy awards next month. is it a dis to nightline which had been doing so well? don't leave the news out. come on. update on the weather situation in south florida as the republics work on their convention strategy. planning and straight ahead. plus, a machine designed to create the force of hurricanes. how the so-called wall of wind could help builders make homes that can withstand the worst of storms. and i want to try this kind. th wait for this all year long. [ male nouncer ] red lobster's endless shrimp is back, but only for a limited time, for just $14.99. try as much as u like any way you like, like new teriyaki grilled shrimp or new parmesan crusted shrimp, for just $14.99. [ angela ] creating an experience

here is conan o'brien. >> mayor bloomberg is saying that now he has banned large sodas in new york cityet is going to be alcohol. yeah. and once that is out of the way he'll hit a crusade against the laughter of children. >> greta: that is your last call. lights are blinking and thank you for being wit us tonight. go to greta wire.com. there is something special for you there. jim angle there with a special question for you. good night from washington. greta wire.com. made. good and free publicity. "the five." here they are. >> dana: hello. i'm dana perino with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: yesterday we show you an ad by a pro-obama group that linked romney to closure of a plant and death of a woman. take a look. >> when bain closed the plant i lost my healthcare, my family lost their healthcare. short time after that, my wife became ill. i don't know how long she was sick. i think maybe she didn't say anything because she knew we couldp afford the insurance. she passed away in 22 days. >> dana: t

also with us in hong kong, mark conan. mark, nice to see you as well. your number is kind of in line with i guess what the reuters consensus was. let's take a look at the german numbers. manufacturing actually rose a little bit from what we're expecting, and service is much weaker. where are you looking at the real detail here. >> just to talk one thing, the manufacturing sector is still seeing a steeper contraction overall, although that did equal over months. particularly in germany, that services number. in germany, services in july, showed a slight gain. this month, fell back into a new contraction. >> and also the export orders, 39.6, the first time since 40 cents, 2009. it's clearly suffering. is that subcomponent -- how much of that is intere. ufrlgts and how much of that is outside of the emplgts u.? >> again, germany, most of its trade is coming from the eurozone nations. but as you mentioned, that china pmi, that showed a mark as well. hitting orders and conditions in the german market and german export markets. the global economy is beginning

he is a fictional character created by sir sauer -- arthur conan doyle in 1887.o use science to catch criminals. >> i had a small practice in the country -- >> reporter: and using the power of deduction to solve crimes. but is he sexy? >> i find intelligence sexy. he's pretty hyper intelligent. >> reporter: his popularity is phenomenal. >> french, german. >> chinese. portuguese. >> it's all over the world. it's huge. >> reporter: the english have named pubs after him. there's even a beer called sherlock holmes. >> to sherlock. >> reporter: warm beer naturally. roger johnson heads the sherlock holmes journal and says understanding the popularity of the character is as elementary as dr. watson. >> don't put a puns, watson. >> puns? >> i think it's the fact he's not a superman. he has no super powers. he has human powers very highly developed, but you can just about imagine i can do that. >> reporter: perhaps that explains why so many people have succeeded in portraying holmes, just a guy with a cap who can tolerate warm beer. >> good morning. >> reporter: robert do

. >> conan. >> you have not already lost. >> that's true. you're at the olympics. to the olympic games. >> he'll be the first double amputee to compete and race in the 400-meter dash. mark phillips is in london with this controversial story. good morning. >> reporter: good morning, charlie. the olympics are full of nicknames, you have the lightning bolt and michael at baltimore bullet phelps and oscar blade runner pistorius. here's why. >> many athletes overcome adversity to get to an olympic games. none more so than oscar pistorius who doesn't put on track shoes to run, he puts on track legs. pistorius was born with deformed lower limbs. his legs amputated below the knee. the carbon fiber blades he now uses are common on the paralympic circuit. but now, after a long court battle, pistorius has won the right to run in the regular olympics against the best able-bodied runners in the world. and the question is, is it fair? not to him, to them. do the legs actually give him an advantage? do they make him faster? it's an allegation for which he has a ready answer. >> i

it's the biggest shake up since conan o bryan got booted from the tonight show. >> i feel like abc kindel a better time slot, i feel like they're saying we think this is the future of late night. >> reporter: at age 44, kimmel is considerably younger than leno and letterman who are in their 60s and he's got ratings momentum. he's the only late night show on broadcast tv to grow its audience in the past year. >> he's that guy. he's a bit younger. he's a bit fresher. >> reporter: kimmel has distinguished himself by taking comedy risks includes taped bits with a list stars. >> he's not scared to do the bits that the older guys kind of share away from because their audience is a little more varied. >> reporter: one show's gain is another show's loss. nightline won't air now until 12:35 a.m. eastern. some see that now as a death for a program that launched over 30 years ago. abc sees greater profit potential with kimmel airing before nightline. >> bumping a show that might be working in order to give people their late night fix is a smart idea. >> reporter: kimmel will compete against a weak

so has conan o'brien as a matter of fact. >> olympic champion ryan lochte says the best way to pick up is article entitled things that only work for ryan lochte [laughing] i tried winking many times. i get pepper sprayed. [laughter] bill: try that one on. there you go from the pool. >> i wonder who he is winking at there. bill: how are you doing? have you been watching the gales? >> they're exciting. i like the women's volleyball. bill: cool. mo