i do a really good conan. how you doing i'm conan o'brien. >> that's it. >> that wasn't the best. >> no. i hoped somebody would do steph on. >> not a hater, hater, but a hater fan. i'm betty nguyen, we hope this is just your first stop of the day on nbc. >>> as we mentioned earlier today, two female soldiers will make history when they become the first women to graduate from the army's grueling ranger school. nbc pentagon correspondent has the story. >> reporter: after two months of the most rigorous, torcherous combat training, the two female soldiers stepped in as impressive on the training ground as off. captain kristen and sha haver, the first women ever to pass the grueling course. >> ready just in case the haters and the nay sayers. but we didn't come with a chip on our shoulder like we had anything to prove. >> i just came here to try to be a better leader and improve myself and i feel like i did that. >> reporter: both women earned the admiration and respect of their fellow male trainees. >> i thought

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a little jerk conan, and people -- draconian, and people were not happy, but they recognized where they were going. be in a terrible state because there's nobody who can bail us out. what do we have? thatous amounts of energy we can utilize inappropriate ways. -- in appropriate ways. there are rules that prevent us from doing it. we have the ability to liquefy natural gas, which means it can be exported for it we can make europe dependent on us for energy. and at the same time, drive down our debt. by developing our petroleum, our fossil fuels, we can generate money for research into alternative fuels and clean energy. ngs to not have to be at world with each other and the environmental protection agency should be used to work with business industry, academic, designed the cleanest and most environmentally friendly ways to utilize our energy, not suppress it. that will help tremendously. smart things like looking at the fact we have the highest corporate tax rate in the developed world. of course that's going to drive business out of here. hiatus do a six-month tax-free so they can repa

do you miss conan o'brien. for years, you were with him. >> i was the band leader and director for 16 years. russ: max, max, stop. >> reporter: i got to participate in the comedy >> i got to participate in the comedy. >> who's on the show? >> the first time i couldn't think of anything to say. i just looked into the camera. when i did that, people laughed. >> reporter: like me right now. i'm having a chuckle. >> when you get a laugh, you do it again. >> reporter: okay. so now let's update. ire at the rainbow room -- you're at the rainbow room. >> we pack it every monday night. what i say is we're going to swing you and sway you to the songs that we play you. it's everything from sinatra to springsteen, rolling stones, nonstop music for four hours. >> reporter: it's been so nice to meet you and have a chat. i feel we could go on, just another 20 minutes, talking about a little bit of everything. i'm going to get myself to the rainbow room. >> i'm going to get you on the dance floor. >> reporter: all right. make

from wilhelm it's spread and mao was present in the capital of conan when that city fell to the rebels again in a very disorganized fashion. he left a wonderful account of seeing the battle outside of the city walls, the troops storming the gates, the rebel storming the gates and bursting in and eventually hoisting a flag over the governor's palace. actually all of that was later imagination. it didn't happen that way. it was a muddled mess but he did see the flag lifted when the city fell. c-span: who is -- >> guest: he was an old old revolutionary born i think in 1866. he was the leader of the nationalist and he was the man who became president of china's first president of the republic in china in 1912 after the emperor out of the cave. the party he founded, the nationalist party was later to be taken over by chiang kai-shek , later to be the great opponent of the communist civil war in china that followed was between economists and the nationalist and under chiang kai-shek set up an alternative regime in taiwan, still in power to this day. c-span: how big is china today in populati

oh, last night kimmel said this, jon stewart, conan, kimmel, kimmel. i'm like, hey.e me. so my son comes to me and says, hey, dad, jimmy kimmel and howard stern have this new thing. they're geniuses. squatty potty. >> jimmy: oh. >> you know what squatty potty is? the little stool you put next to your toilet and puts you in a squatting position while you poop? i'm going, what are you talking about? my son goes, they're geniuses. they've changed the way you go to the bathroom. i'm like, this is classic. two rich white guys with their heads so far up their own asses that their contribution to society is how to help people poop better. jimmy kimmel. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's really important. >> so of course i'm completely dismissive. kimmel. so it's a true story. memorial day weekend. i'm driving. i drive everywhere, i didn't drive here, but i drive everywhere, so i'm driving from detroit to new york. i only drive pickup trucks and big-ass suvs. that's it, okay? which drives my daughter nuts. dad, the environment. you drive these big trucks so

. >>> conan o'brien puts the big news stories of the day in perspective. >> the stock market plungeddirection announced they're breaking up. both those things happened. good timing for me. when people asked why i was sobbing uncontrollably, i was able to blame it on the stock market. >> you're not alone. >>> the new therapy for aches and pains. >> from lebron james to lindsey lohan, professional sports teams claim a new treatment blasting freezing nitrogen on patients from head to toe. you have to withstand sub arctic temperatures of minus 200 degrees. the treatments are set to provide everything from muscle inflammation relief, tightening and weight loss. >> is it as cold as you thought? >> my hands, legs, feet, are freezing. >> peter suffered from back pain over a decade. >> i've done probably five treatments i would say. i've been happy with the results. i'm playing golf again, sailing and doing things i was told i couldn't do anymore. >> the treatment has skeptics. >> folks make a lot of money off it. they charge hundreds of dollars a session is. we don't have the science to prov

. >>> and conan o'brien puts the big-news stories of the day into perspective. >> today the stock marketnged 600 points and one direction announced they're breaking up. both of those things happened. it was good timing for me. because when people ask why i was sobbing uncontrollably i was able to blame it on the stock market. >> there probably was more like teenaged girls crying about that than people crying about the market. >> always reliable for a good laugh. i'm milissa rehberger. on "early today." hey, you forgot the milk! that's lactaid. right. 100% real milk, just without the lactose. so you can drink all you want... ...with no discomfort? exactly. here, try some... mmm, it is real milk. see? delicious. hoof bump! oh. right here girl, boom. lactaid®. 100% real milk. no discomfort. and for a creamy and delicious treat, try lactaid® ice cream. no, no, no, no, [music] people are both soft and strong... yey! which is why our products are too. angel soft. here goes. yep. [ crunching ] oh! cheddar, sour cream & onion, and salt & vinegar. wow! wow! how did you do that?! i can see through

. >> conan, it's donald trump. shut up and sit down.t down. >> sir, i am sitting down. >> then sit lower. you're annoying me, sit lower. there's a lever on your chair. reach down and lower your chair, please. that latino reporter was a madman. she was like a motorized pinata full of hot sauce. >> mr. trump, you can't say that. >> i'm telling you, conan, speedy gonzales ran right at me. >> those are all offensive stereotypes, sir. >> hold on, stop talking, my assistant just brought me a print out of my stereotypes. >> wait a minute, that's ridiculous. >> okay, look, larry, get in there. get conan out of there. i'm tired of this. this is getting nowhere. this guy is a loser. >> this is my show. >> i can't don't care, you're fired. >> the only thing wrong with that is that guy was rougher with conan than trump's guy was with what's his name. >> welcome back to "morning joe." we have mark here. >> and eugene robinson is still with us. moderator of "meet the press" is joining us this morning. >> chuck, a lot to talk about this morning. why d

. >> the joe biden candidacy, conan o'brien made fun of who is going to run. >> or could be reasons i but there's no obvious reason to me why i should not run. [laughter] >> i think that this is unfair because of a cameras on you all the time, you're going to say some stupid things. is he really that much worse? >> yes, he is a funny figure. i think what he doesn't do is scratch a democratic edge. and while there are plenty of people that could find fault with them, i don't know anybody who really hates him or doesn't like him would think that he would be an adequate democratic nominee. stossel: let's look at the accurate predict your on this. hillary is still at 71%, joe biden is not 13%, 12%, the others 2%, elizabeth warren, 1%. and it looks like hillary and she and all of your people want to spend more and i don't get this. how can you justify this? >> republicans say they are saving tons of money. >> joe biden is in the 2008 campaign that even admits that we will be able to pay for everything. this is just nonsense arithmetic >> this is a beautiful functional country and i don't w

i left snl as a writer and performer and conan and four jobs at snl before going to curb. that is an amazing show to be part of. a writer, a stand up to a writer. that is hard to do. you have to take a step back and saying i'm writing for over people. i had been on the sketch shows before that. so i had it going. i'm cool with that phone ringing. i like being here, but not dropping below that. you know what i mean. i don't want to go down there. i like the middle range and the phone ringing and having fun and doing the performance. i told howard stern i want to eat on the patio. you are really big you can't hang out and enjoy yourself and going to parks with the kids and doing stuff. i'm not being mobbed. rosanna: we love you. >> i love being there. rosanna: have you heard about any reunion with curb? we ask you that every time. are you a step closer? amazing. i did confront larry. i told larry two years ago, larry, don't play with me. let me free, larry. he laughed it off. he crossed the leg and laughs it off. greg: he owns the character. >> not necessary. rosanna: come u

he's offered a few previous books of his own including a memoir and a study of sir arthur conan doyle as well as the collections of essays. he grew out of the year composing weekly columns for the american scholar. the columns collected in the book range widely across not only the genre of topics reflecting the area. it's a someone who's spent a life in literature. as a number of you may know he's at book collector and in fact he considers book collecting the greatest pastime in the world. and some of my favorite passages and browsing far about. one of the best statement i've heard about acquiring the books and stalking a personal library with them, he writes, quote, digital text are well and good but books on shelves are a presence in your life. please welcome in our prisons now michael durbin. [applause] if you can hear me can't hear me say google wildly. [laughter] as some of you have come into politics and prose in the passing heard me speak. it's not going to be any different tonight. if there's any aspects of books, book reviewing, collecting the "washington post" all publishing

and he has been on conan and inside amy schumer and running from the police since 1995. sitting next to me is comedian mark norman. he co-hosts the pod cast with stories. >> you got it right. >> let's start the show. >> gi joe? more like gi joanne. on friday shane haber and captain kristen grist were the first two women to graduate from the u.s. army ranger school. the first woman to become a navy seal was of course, demi moore in 1997. the rangers began admitting women into the grueling nine-week qualifying course and many thought they cooperate compete without lowering standards. their accomplishments showed that, quote, we can ham things physically and mentally on the same level as men. here are the two proud kick ass ladies speaking at the student panel. >> no woman that i know wanted to go to ranger school if they changed the standards. then it degrades what the tab means. it would lower training for everyone. it would reduce that quality of training for the entire army. >> i think if females come to this course, they can been urge cked -- be encouraged by what we h

i'm sure there's a guy writing in his basement saying conan o'brien is taking my jokes.protect these people or if it's, hey, once it's out there, it's out there. >> when you submit a joke to social media, there's always a chance someone steals it. there's always some chance someone in the audience decides to do it. you want to show people that you're funny and you want to build a network and a following. so i think the pros that come with social media joke writing are far greater than any threat of that. deirdre: all right. well, it's pretty cool. we're going to check it out. >> i appreciate it. deirdre: joining us there. he is the creator of comedy wire. when we come back more details on google's new structure. it's called alphabet and target ditching gender labels on all their toys after a social media activist tweeted out a picture of one of their signs. we're going to get our panel's expert take on whether this is smart marketing or not. and then the future of transport is here. we'll tell you what the price is. you decide if you can afford it these two oil rigs look

conan o'brien made fun of his convoluted answer when asked if he was going to run. >> there they be reasonsun. there is no obvious reason for me why i think i should not run. >> now, i think this is unfair, if a camera is on you all the time, you are going to say some stupid thing s. he that much worse? >> yeah. the guy has been in public life since before our grandparents were born at this point. he is a funny figure. i think what he doesn't do is scratch a democraticich right now. >> and while there are plenty of people that might find fault with joe biden, i don't know anybody that really hates him, doesn't like him, doesn't think he would be an adequate democratic nominee. >> let's look at the most accurate predictor, the betting in bet fair, we say hillary is fading. but she is still at 71%. biden has now passed sanders 13% for 12%. the others, martin o'malley 2%. elizabeth warren, jim webb, 1%. it looks like it's hillary. she and all of your people want to spend more. >> i don't get this. we are going broke. how can you justify this? >> the republicans spend tons of money. >> at least

. >> i think i keep my shows -- we wanted to do something like your show, like fallon, like conan, where guests come on, they're happy they came on, no drama, no rumors, no gossip. just -- >> yeah, we don't talk about gossip. >> --people coming on, having a good time with us in the day, and then they'll tell their friends, "you should go on ice and coco's show." it's an hour of just fun. it's no negative nothing on the show. the ratings have showed that people want to see it. >> seth: that's great. now i want to go back to your pregnancy and having kids. you have two kids. >> yes. >> seth: you have two older children. and now, does this make you the expert in going through this pregnancy or are you getting advice from outsiders? and how much do you like that? >> we hate advice from outsiders. that's one of the reasons -- >> oh, my gosh, the worst. >> she wanted to keep it a secret because as soon as you're pregnant, people come to you like with impending doom. you have some people that'll come up to you and go, "ooh, it's going to be wonderful." but most people are like, "you know your l

let's get to carolyn conan. she is in paris. >> yes. it is the highest quarterly earning in eight years since the financial crisis. societe generale benefited from three things. they had a good performance and equity ending. it jumped 61%. they also had a gain of 312 million euros. recovery of the economy in europe, especially in france. they had 45 million euros in russia. this is smaller than it was in the first quarter you also told me in the second quarter. we spoke exclusively on second order earning. >> we have a strong set of results. good performances across the board. also good monitoring of costs. a really strong performance. and very happy. >> couldn't talk generally about the economy, france and europe. would you say the economy is still fragile? >> more progressive than fragile. the euro versus the dollar. lower energy rices and interest rates. it is feeling the economy progressively. where are -- it does not a miracle. it is going in the right direction. i would say the cynthia thing most european countries. we are going t

francine: sterling conan there in paris. manus: the dollar has risen to a high.s close tobank raising rates next month for the first time since 2006. carolyn i has more--caroline hyde has more. up inne: we have a surge the dollar at six clock p.m. yesterday. to change his opinion on a rate hike it would have to significantly deteriorate in the economy. this is when we started to see a sudden surge up went. -- upwind. dollar down in the earlier in the trading day. he is saying look, we would have to see the economy deteriorate for me to think we should hold out past september. a bets think it is about that we will see a rate rise in september. the first time we will see a rate rise since 2006. dennis lockhart thinks we should go now unless you start to see the adp number that comes out later today. initial jobs claims come out tomorrow. only if they significant discipline, they say they will go for a rate rise in september. -- i'm to see on my screen, the dollar over the course of the year, the best performer if you're looking at the bloomberg correlation index. b

in a bloomberg exclusive look -- exclusive, he spoke to kerley and conan that she spoke to caroline:s been in position for one year. resonate in the business community, just as the prime minister set a year ago. gotaid yesterday now you've the proof of love. he was referring to his activity which just past in july. -- heated debate in parliament. it had to be fought through element in july. i asked what exactly has been achieved? everybody -- the fact that we are reforming and moving. the question is about the base, magnitude and the continuity. we have discovered a very important reform. [indiscernible] second, competitiveness. points reduce by two gdp . third, reform. --labor market [indiscernible] that we are demanding now. we will open reforms. i want to convey [indiscernible] regardingill open today's labor market. make it simple and more adaptive. divined --ings are are defined it we have to think about the shortening of this label. the prime minister will take a series of measures. >> could you be more specific tackle is the reform going to be on a benefits system? or is it go

carillion conan joins us now from that event. good to see you. the mood like, then, with the 0% growth from the french economy? well, the mood is still quite optimistic in france, they think growth -- the chinese slowdown is not going to have an impact in the short-term. it may affect some asset decisions but many companies and executives here are starting to think that china is still a big opportunity for them. ceooke, for example, to a asked the ceo if the slowdown in china and the volatility in the market this week is a concerning factor. or my company, i do not believe it will be a catastrophe. the bigger economy -- an impacts on the rest of the world. nothing is going to be impacted and we can possibly measure a change in china strategy and in the world. caroline: so for a company like his, there is a big possible especially ina, the waste of business. there is a big problem with air pollution and there are opportunities there. anna: france has been a target of threats in the past few months. is that impacting on the confidence of the busine

conan o'brien calls himself an obsessive fan of the singer/songwriter who spent the last two years rehabbing his music and himself. hear them perform from his acclaimed new album ahead in our "saturday session." >>> first, breaking news overnight. new explosions and new concerns at the scene of this week's warehouse catastrophe in china. the warehouse is in northeast port city of tianjin where they stored toxic chemicals. there is fear this morning shifting winds are sending fumes into residential areas. >> the death toll in the tragedy has risen to 85 but many people are still missing. here's i don't know on this vigliotti. >> reporter: there are conflicting reports chinese officials have ordered the evacuation of a nearly two mile zone around site of wednesday's deadly explosions for fear of contamination. the blast at a warehouse full of shipping containers created a mushroom cloud and was fueled by a toxic brew of chemicals. on saturday a row of charred out car shells that had been destroyed more than a mile away from the site unexpectedly caught fire again, sending more plumes of black

joined now in san francisco by steve conan of web bush. talk about the hope of a lot of investors, that is that one of these stocks is going to be taken out. specifically in sysco's quarter they talked about the strength and cyber security. separately they talked about their willingness to make an acquisition in the near future. where did your mind go when they made those statements? >> yeah. well, consolidation is a fact of life in software and in cyber security in particular. oftentimes the newest technologies with the most effective technologies because hackers have not yet figured them out. that means leaders to remain leaders need to keep on the cutting edge. a lot of that happens through acquisition. >> so let's go through some of your picks. one stood out to me and that would be proofpoint. they focus specifically on e-mail hacking and that they might be beating out cisco and symantec. could they be a target? >> our investment thesis is not predicated on takeout but any of the stocks we'll discuss today are very viable takeout candi

straight out of compton with the stars getting some laughs on the conan o brian show this week. >> you'vee cube scowled down. do it to camera right there. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> what is great now as still have your christmas card next year. [laughter] in 170 countries. the microsoft cloud allows us to immediately be able to access information, wherever we are. information for an athlete's medical care, or information to track their personal best. with microsoft cloud, we save millions of man hours, and that's time that we can invest in our athletes and changing the world. maria: welcome back. entertainment weekly building on the excitement of the next "star wars" film before us awakens by unveiling the mass character carlo ran joining us now with more on days. michael too narrow, to see you. a lot of build up. >> a lot of build. i cannot wait. darth vader is the ultimate cinematic villain in the recent movie they really come up short in the bad last apartment. this guy laid by adam driver has a lot of potential. he's the darth vader excesses. he comes from the nights of rain

>> conan. with the extra added visual punch line. >> you know what's really big news?at isn't getting the attention it should? there is a huge 50th birthday in our midst. someone whose face defies the age. >> 50 years old. >> it is michaela's birthday. >> you are beautiful. >> they even made me a canadian cake. i love it. >> you are beautiful and the outside has nothing on the inside. nothing. it's a big compliment. you are as sweet as they come. >> i will celebrate that loud and proud. >> 50. >> your presents are waiting. they are. yeah. >> jorge ramos in the news, instead of covering it, he is becoming it. got kicked out of donald trump's news conference. why did he do what he did? mr. ramos explains to you himself ahead. 50. ur jansport backpack is permission to park it wherever you please. hey. that's that new gear feeling. this week, these folders just one cent. office depot officemax. gear up for school. gear up for great. imagine - she won't have to or obsess about security. she'll log in with her smile. he'll have his very own personal assistant. and this guy w