conan: it's not sexy, no. it's not. [ cheers and applause ] >> red chest hair. >> conan: no. it's not. >> sounds like they want it, conanhappy days" is sleeping on my chest. [ light laughter ] having a little nap. >> hilarious. >> bill: maybe you could speak it out of existence. >> conan: yeah, exactly. if you would tell enough people that i have a sexy upper body, it would just suddenly happen. i know it would. "america's got talent" airs tuesday and wednesday nights at 9:00 on nbc. nick, thanks so much for being here. >> anytime. thank you. >> conan: nick cannon. we'll take a break. when we come back, kings of leon. we will see you then. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> conan: all right, everybody. we are back. my next guests are here with a a song from their grammy award-winning album "only by the night." and on september 8th, they'll kick off a north american tour in columbia, maryland. please welcome one of the biggest bands in the world, kings of leon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i've been roaming around always looking down at all i see ♪ ♪ painted faces fill the places i can't reach ♪ ♪ yo

. >> jimmy: yeah, because when conan was on -- >> david and conan were on the other side of the bed when is that what you call it? >> it's the shortest i could go to that place on anything. >> jimmy: god, you immediately got there. >> i'm really sorry. >> jimmy: no, don't be sorry. >> this is amazing. and the roots are here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they are the greatest ever. >> and this is johnny's stage, which is crazy. >> jimmy: this is -- yeah, johnny carson did the first ten years of "the tonight show" from this. you did johnny carson. >> i did -- no, the show. [ laughter ] you know, no one has ever said -- no one's ever said that ever. >> jimmy: not once. >> no one, ever. >> jimmy: nope. >> but i would do the show. i did it like -- not that i know exactly, 13 times from burbank when he was there. yeah, and i was just a young lad. they wouldn't put me on to do stand-up because they thought my act, they said, was like, "a stone skipping on water. it didn't quite dig in." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> i just said, "thank you master." and what's funny is my manager

he's beating conan in the overall ratings but not in the demo. >> yeah, not yet, yeah. conan had the big, young audience which is very, very important in our business as you know. they've got all the money. >> larry: you're not kidding. >> anyway, it's an interesting race. dave has gone ahead. i'm here in new york. i'm on with dave a lot and enjoy it very much. >> larry: what did you make of that thing with sarah palin and him? >> i thought that was a small thing that had blown out of proportion. finally kind of put it behind him, though. i think the next night, you know, and i'm sure everybody picks on sarah palin. she's up to here with it. i don't think he understood the ages of the kids he was talking about. >> larry: we'll be back with regis philbin. "who wants be a millionaire" airs what night, regis? >> every night sunday through thursday this week and next sunday as well. >> larry: sunday through thursday this week and next sunday? >> right. >> larry: back with more regis in 60 seconds. my doctor told me something i never knew. as we get older, our bodies become... les

conan." okay, next one? ♪ >> l.a. >> jimmy: hey, colleen and chuck. stay tuned for "late night" on nbc for los angeles, 'cause the lakers are going to disneyland. tonight after "conan." i know, i have no loyalty. ♪ >> boulder, colorado. >> jimmy: okay. [ light laughter ] hey, mark and adele. it's jimmy fallon, remember? we met at burning man. [ light laughter ] catch me on "late night" tonight after "conans savory as organic trail-mix featuring wheat grain extract. [ laughter ] it's only on 9 news. yeah. we're here to satisfy your comedy munching with our hydroponic humor. "puff, puff, laugh, bro. tune in and toke, yo." ♪ >> santa fe, new mexico. >> jimmy: okay. [ light laughter ] hey, tom and nicole. it's jimmy fallon, or as i'm known among the tribe, "he who laughs at own jokes." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] before joining me in our casino, tune in to "late night" on kob-tv. i "ca-si-no" reason not to watch "late night." [ laughter ] it's an all you can eat buffet of laughter. we use every part of the joke. sacajaw-a-watch it. [ laughter ] ♪ >>> gettysburg, pennsylvania. >> jimmy: gettysburg? okay. gettysburg, pennsylvania. "hello, my dearest janelle and ron. it's been too long since i felt you by my side. fear not, you will see me again. in fact, around 12:35 tonight. because we'll be on in gettysburg, pennsylvania, wgale right after conan o'brien's show. see you in three sco

." >> conan, it's true, the volt will get 230 miles an hour as long as it's going downhill, as long as it's on a car carrier, which is on a giant conveyor belt. >> conan sh it's true, the volt will get 230 miles an hour as long as it's going downhill, as long as it's on a car carrie ♪ skinny, so skinny >> we'll see if you think this is funny. it involves a 911 call. we're talking about the "real housewives of atlanta." never a shortage of drama. one of the dust-ups allegedly involves the woman you're seeing in the white going after the woman, the blond, choking her, leaving her unable to breathe for an entire minute and a half so kim called 911. >> what's the 911 emergency? >> hi, i was just choked by my little cast member. >> you was choked by what? >> i was choked by one of my cast members. >> what's the location where you need the police? >> i'm at the target shopping center. >> your name? >> kim. >> i'll have the police out there. >> thank you. >> she was waiting for the cops in her white bentley. nini denies this ever happens and kim said she just just apologize. another housewife, a fourth housewife has some trouble of her own, lisa wu hartwell,