political humor beginning with conan o'brien, jon stewart and some of the words of benjamin netanyahu. >> big big night tonight. today is the multistate primary known as super tuesday. excited about that? no, it's super tuesday. it's going to be followed by -- are we really stuck with romney wednesday? >> the nation with 0% report. the colbert report can officially report nothing. because we tape the show at 8:00 and polls close at 9:00. but i have gone to a lot of trouble here, so i'm going to report the result of something. so folkslet go to russia where we're prepared to project that vladimir putin will once again be the president of the russian republic. the voters responded to his slogan, putin 2012 or he'll shoot your family. >> yesterday president barack obama broke out the good chairs to welcome benjamin netanyahu in town for a quick nosh and a schmooze. while here, facing -- >> ladies and gentlemen, if it looks like a duck, if it walks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, then what is it? >> nuclear duck sounds the name of a terrible adult swim show. it doesn't actually --

tonight from politico's play-back, political humor on center tuesday, conan o'brien, steven colbert, and words from israeli prime minister benjamin netten yahoo! >> today is the multi-state primary known as super tuesday. excited about that? it's super tuesday. it's going to be followed tomorrow by [ bleep ]. we're stuck with really stuck with romney wednesday. >> the nation with 0% reporting, the colbert report can officially project -- nothing. because we tape the show at 8:00 and the polls close at 9:00. but i have gone to a lot of trouble here. so i'm just going to report the results of something. so folks, let's go to russia. where we are prepared to project that vladamir putin will once again be the president of the russian republic. very strong showing. evidently voters really responded to his campaign slogan, putin 2012 or he'll shoot your family. >> yesterday, president barack obama broke out the good cheer to welcome israeli benjamin netanyahu in town for a quick nosh and a schmooze. to remind americans we all face nuclear annihilation at the hands of the iranians. >> lame,

and last night on conan o'brien appearing as anchorman ron burgundy, will ferrell announced he's making a sequel to anchorman. >> do you think everyone else is excited about this as we are. >> like an insider baseball thing. it's a funny movie. you can't go wrong with that one. >> great one liners. >> don't know if they can top it. it's like hang over. this comes to us from ksee in fresno california where in nearby a dog is back on its paws thanks to modern technology. he was missing a limb and couldn't walk. there were fears the. you would have to be put down. a company came up with an artificial leg for skip. >> i'm lynn berry. your first stop of the day today on your nbc stations. >>> many parts of the country skipped over winter. in jerusalem, you can't escape it. at the international ice festival, they take a chilly trip to see frozen displays that artists spent hours crafting. themes include fairy tales and biblical stories such as noah's ark. organizers hope the festival becomes an annual tradition. dancers in belgium have more talent in their fingers than most do in their body.

his comedy was also the monologue comedy of massachusetts native conan o'brien. february the 27th. >> as of tomorrow rick santorum will be assigned secret service age agents. did you know that? yeah, this is historic. it's the first time santorum has agreed to use any kind of protection. >> there you go. maybe a little massachusetts sharing there, let's call it that. rick santorum meanwhile, continues his beef with the american porn industry. yesterday on cnn he argued porn causes brain damage in adults and children and he ripped the obama administration on the department of justice for not properly enforces laws on the books to stop illegal pornography. >> do you honestly believe there are people in the department of justice who favor pornography over family and childreny. >> you have to look -- the proof is in the prosecution. under the bush administration, pornographers were prosecuted more than under the obama administration. you draw your conclusion. >> what's yours? >> my conclusion is they have not put a priority on prosecuting these cases and in doing so,

when i was in high school, had some pretty impressive high schools, pretty renowned, conan o'brien haseen a speaker, former president clinton, lucy lu. now they want jeremy lin. why? we have eric kan joining us "right this minute" via skype. why jeremy lin? >> as soon as he stepped on the court, there was a complete uproar. people were coming in with the jeremy lin jersey, everyone was telling me we should invite him and as senior class president, i said do you want jeremy lin, i'll give you jeremy lin. >> why are you drawn to him? >> the school is 70% asian, everyone can identify with him, he's a harvard graduate as well as an an asian athlete. asians are not in the nba pretty much. and he motivates us to be better people. >> have you gotten any kind of response from jeremy lin since this hit the internet? >> yesterday he did tweet back. he said he's sorry, but he won't be able to make the graduation. although he will make a response video, and he will try and make a visit down. >> since jeremy can't be there, have you considered our own team fabian? >> yeah, at this point, we need a

last night on conan o'brien, appearing as anchorman ron burgundy, will ferrell announced he's makingou. thank you. >> he should make it into a sitcom. who do i need to talk to? >> i have no one on speed dial for you. this is really a step up from the movie he was just in, the entire thing in spanish that nobody knew about. >> 1 out of 5 will be a classic. i'm lynn berry. this is "first look." stay tuned. "way too early with willie geist" starts right now. >>> the arguments have been made in the fate of president obama's landmark health care law rests now in the hands of the nine supreme court justices. the question is, with tea leaf readers suggesting the entire law could be struck down, what would be the practical consequences? we'll look into it. >>> there are federal charges this morning against the jetblue captain who melted down aboard a flight from new york to vegas this week. what exactly happened to the guy to make him rant uncontrollably and to tell the passengers to say their prayers. >>> and he's back. ron burgundy is back. did you hear about this? an announcement late las

here is conan o'brien. >> report of a dunkin doughnuts restaurant in china they're adding pork doughhe menu. for god sake, do the chinese have to beat us at everything? seriously. seriously. the doughnuts all we have left. >> and that is your last call. lights are blinking and we're closing down shop. thank you for being with us tonight. make sure gou to greta wire.com. there is a lot going on especially tonight. we'll see you there, tomorrow night, 10:00 p.m. eastern right here "on the record". we'll see you on greta wire in

here is conan o'brien. >> report of a dunkin doughnuts restaurant in china they're adding pork doughhe menu. for god sake, do the chinese have to beat us at everything? seriously. seriously. the doughnuts all we have left. >> and that is your last

he made the announcement on the conan o'brien she last night and showed up in character, and we're tolde played a mean jazz flute solo as he left the stage. >>> well, not something you want to hear around tax time. some customers say they missing money. a nationwide tax service is under a federal investigation. how authorities say they rind off customers and the or rise. that is coming up on the news edge six. >>> and some happier news for you. the megamillions jackpot has grown bigger. how the drawing could set a record. record. @@@@@úhd@h chili's $20 dinner for two has a bold new favorite -- steak. first, share an appetizer, then choose two entrees, like our 100% usda choice sirloin, available for a limited time on chili's $20 dinner for two. the passat is one of nine volkswagen models named a 2012 iihs top safety pick. not that we'd ever brag about it. turn right. come on, nine. turn left. hit the brakes. huh? how'd that get there? [ male announcer ] we can't hide how proud we are to have nine top safety picks like the passat and jetta. so we're celebrating with our "sa

i'm not completely sure about this, but perhaps a comedian who's on one of our sister network, conan o'brienwill joke a couple of weeks ago. >> oh, really? interest interesting. >> plagiarism is a form of flattery, or so they say. >> he's on -- scott brown is on with piers tonight. we'll see if piers asks if he was watching conan. thank you, sir. that's your "reporter roulette." police arrest a swimsuit model who's the alleged mastermind of an international drug ring. wait until you hear how investigators say she operated. sunny hosti in is on the case. [ male announcer ] the cadillac cts sport sedan was designed with near-perfect weight balance from front to back... and back to front. ♪ giving you exceptional control from left to right... and right to left. ♪ the cadillac cts. ♪ we don't just make luxury cars. we make cadillacs. ♪ ( whirring and crackling sounds ) man: assembly lines that fix themselves. the most innovative companies are doing things they never could before, by building on the cisco intelligent network. ♪ home was an airport lounge and an ipad ♪ ♪ made sure his credit score

conan o'brien, bill maher. all irish heritage. denis leary. will ferrell has a new movie.nish move write. ben stiller, molly shannon, bill murray. des bishop, we don't know him very well in the states but hysterical in ireland. >> who do you think is going to win the most fun write? >> i think it is -- probably going to be will ferrell. he's -- in my opinion the funniest irishman out there. >> i think he's pretty funny. i have to admit. what do you plan to do, green beer tomorrow? >> absolutely. what time sit? i will do green beer in five minutes, as soon as the show is over. >> mcfly is that irish? >> of course. yeah. mcfly? absolute. >> i have a great weekend. >> thanks a lot. >> it will be fun. >> happy st. patrick's day. >> let's take a look at the stories we are followinging on news4 this afternoon. a hair affair week before the opening of the much anticipated hunger games. we go behind the scenes with one of the designers who helped bring the balk characters to life for the big screen. and new front in the birth control battle. where women could be forced to prove th

after a few jokes and a jazz flute solo, here's how he broke the news to conan o'brien. >> as of 0900es and myself, ronald joseph aaron burgandy have come to terms on a sequel to "anchorman." >> oh, the lines we could quote. >> quote, go ahead. >> i don't know if you know this, but john does like to threaten that he's going to quote his favorite line right before every time we come on air. do you want to do it? >> san diego? >> you can do it. >> settled by the germans. >> i think it's great.

after a few jokes and a jazz flute solo, here's how he broke the news to conan o'brien. >> as of 0900es and myself, ronald joseph aaron burgandy have come to terms on a sequel to "anchorman." >> oh, the lines we could quote. >> quote, go ahead. >> i don't know if you know this, but john does like to threaten that he's going to quote his favorite line right before every time we come on air. do you want to do it? >> san diego? >> you can do it. >> settled by the germans. >> i think it's great. i just wonder if the public news team is coming back or those guys who got their arms chopped off in the brawl. >> what could possibly be the plot in this one? >> i don't know. you can't throw him in with the bears again. >> don't they do the world news report? wasn't that the end of the last one? >> this is a funny business. who knows if they still have their jobs. >> we'll

. >> senator conan o'brien called, he wants his joke back. as more cities face $4 gas, republicans are trying to turn high prices to their advantage on the trail. >> this gas hike trio has got to resign or get fired. we have to get them out and get people in who will bring down the cost of gasoline. >> the white house continues to act like a white house that's very concerned about this issue. later this week the president is spending two days on the road talking about what the white house believes is a better story to tell on energy than they are getting credit for. obama will make stops in nevada, new mexico and ohio and cushing, oklahoma. it will be the first trip to oklahoma since obama has been in office and the campaign announced that it raised more than $45 million for the campaign and the dnc combined in the month of february. that's more than twice of what they did in january. for an incumbent president, he's doing surprisingly poorly with big donors. according to analysis by "the washington post" this morning, at this point in the la

conan o'brien cracked that joke a few weeks back.tor brown is a romney supporter, but there's been no official endorsement. >>> former governor and rnc chairman haley barbour never endorsed a candidate either but we now know who he is supporting, newt gingrich. he said he voted for the former house speaker because they've been friends a very long, long time. >>> george clooney will did he have knitly be voting for president obama in november. on "meet the press" he said the president has a good chance of being re-elected but warned about a messaging problem. >> i think he's always looked good to be re-elected even before the field, as we're still looking to find out what the field is, because i happen to believe that democrats are just very poor in general at explaining what it is when they accomplish something. they're bad at it. republicans are very good at it. >> cloon yip was in the nation's capital last week to highlight a humanitarian crisis in sudan. he was arrested at a protest. in case were you wondering who he called after

ferrell made the announcement last night on the conan o'brien show. he appeared in character.orking that flute. under that mustache. yeah, dropping a bombshell, the sequel set for -- go, ron, go. the sequel is set for next month. >> little do people know that you play the oboe. >> i do play the oboe. >>> who's not staying classy? rupert murdoch and his critics. >> good morning. there are accusations this morning that one of murdoch's companies deliberately leaked special codes that would allow people in europe to decrypt pay tv signals in europe and watch for free. why would anyone do that? well, because murdoch's company owned the pay tv system and how better to wreck a competing company than to tell people how to get it for free. they deny the accusations made by the bbc. there's a strange local tie. the subsidiary accused of leaking these codes is called nds and it was just purchased by san jose's cisco systems for $5 billion. cisco's biggest acquisition in seven years. >>> here's some great video for you from google. the self-driving car, remember this? the prius? it can n

will ferrell showed up in full ron burgundy on conan o'brien.ced that it's coming. >> and you know what, he looked just like himself from the movie. he looked like he hadn't aged. he was still in character. >> true story. it's the magic of hollywood makeup. i'm actually 52. >> and you don't look a day over 50. finally, tommy, we've got newly released dashcam video that shows montgomery county police officer pulling over batman. let's take a look at this. >> what's your name, rather than batman? >> lenny. >> lenny. >> this story is awesome. >> batman. >> i got closer to the car, all i could see was like ears. and i'm saying to myself, god, i hope this guy is not wearing a batman outfit. >> okay, so veteran officer paul borgess says he was shocked by what he saw. what did you think about that. >> batman in a lamborghini. the guy who plays batman is a baltimore businessman named lenny. who drives down to children's hospitals and surprises kids with a nonprofit called help for henry. their whole thing is to make kids laugh and have a good time. so h

. >> and senator scott brown takes a funny line from conan o'brien that he used back in february as het at rick santorum. >> i see that both newt gingrich and rick santorum now have secret service with them on the campaign trail. and in santorum's case, i think it's the first time he's ever used protection, so -- yeah. yeah. [ applause ] just saying. >> okay 0. well, the president takes his energy message to strategic states but mitt romney continues to hit hard on high gas prices. >>> by the way, how would you spend $98 billion? we'll tell you what apple is doing next. we have customers all over the united states. we rely on the postal service for everything that we do. the eastern maine processing facility is vital to our operation and our success. if we lose this processing facility we could lose clientele because of increased mailing times. we would have to consider layoffs as a result of that. closure of this plant will affect all of us. ♪ closure of this plant will affect all of us. or creates another laptop bag or hires another employee, it's not just good for business, it's goo

conan o'brien noticed it. >> it's being reported that snookie is pregnant. have you heard this?h. when rick santorum heard the news he immediately came out in favor of birth control. yeah. >> that's the word from conan land. but in real washington today the senate is actually expected to vote on the amendment to let employers opt out of health care coverage that conflicts with moral or religious beliefs. republicans say this conscious amendment is all about protecting religious freedom. democrats say it's an assault on women's health. robert zimmerman and will cain, the last time we talked about it, they decided to go off on contraception. here we go, we're back. we're going to talk about the issue because it's on the hill today. you know there was push back guys, negotiation, compromise. why doesn't that just settle the issue right there? why do we need an amendment? will? >> well, because most people find the suggested compromise totally inadequate. for these two reasons. listen, the point of this conversation, i hope, is one of understanding. how we can understand each other'

there was breaking news on conan o'brien's tbs talk show last night. >> as of 0900 mountain time, paramount pictures and mooirks ronald joseph aaron burgundy have come to terms on a sequel to "anchorman." >> who knew. ronald joseph aaron burgundy. there will now be a sequel to "anchorman: legend of ron burgundy." the flute solo, jim, went on and on and on last night. >> just a fabulous movie, right? inspired a lot of people. >> there's a seed of truth in everything he does. >> absolutely. >> trust me, we know. >> stay classy. ja coming up next, where the profits are. cramer will show you the way. take a look once more at u.s. futures. it does look like a lower open. big day for ipos. stay tuned. ♪ when your chain of supply goes from here to shanghai, that's logistics. ♪ ♪ chips from here, boards from there track it all through the air, that's logistics. ♪ ♪ clearing customs like that hurry up no time flat that's logistics. ♪ ♪ all new technology ups brings to me, that's logistics. ♪ >>> it is time for jim cramer's mad dash to the open. we king it off with zynga. the market was putting press

o'brien's expense. >> i have one small criticism and it's something only a professional like me would notice, but conan, you look awful. >> where have all the red blazers gone. e o, please bring them back. there's no word on the release date. co-stars paul rudd and steve carell are expected to return. the white shoes with the red pants. >> the whole suit. >> yeah. >> you know, aaron, you're expected to wear that on monday. >> i'll be here in a red polyester suit, yes. >> that movie hits so close to home, doesn't it? that's why it's extra funny. >> i document want to tell you about the polyester suits i might have owned in the past. $70. they were worth every penny. >> well, we here at nbc 4 say farewell to our favorite anchorman joe krebs. his retirement is almost here. his last day is tomorrow. >> joe is the real deal, not the tv -- fantasized version of the "anchorman." over the last couple of weeks i've about had a lot of people come up to me and to the station and they all wanted to be part of the tribute and be able to say their good-byes. >> joe, wow, what a career. congratulations on 32 years an