bruce had heard it from consuela. consuela heard it from mayor west. west heard it from dr.hartman. hartman heard it from angela, angela from opie, opie from herbert. herbert heard it from tom tucker. tucker heard it from bender on futurama, oddly enough, for some reason. bender heard it from al harrington, harrington from reo speedwagon. ♪ heard it from a friend who ♪ heard it from a friend who ♪ ♪ heard it from another... reo speedwagon saved us several stops, as they, too, had backtracked the joke to some extent. but when their trail had led to a bartender in virginia, they had given up, much the way the world had given up on them. in fact, just to kick them a couple extra bucks, here's five seconds of "time for me to fly." no, don't! all the money goes to my bitch ex-wife! can you play our song? peter: okay, lead singer from asia. ♪ now, sure as the sun will cross the sky ♪ ♪ this lie is over... we can't go to virginia, peter. bonnie and lois planned that couples weekend to maine. we're supposed to leave in the morning. yeah, peter, we've looked long enough. maybe the joke doesn

consuela, charlie hit me. ow! mom, consuela hit me. god. here we go again.then you'll be sorry. ow! mom, charlie's making me hit myself. hey. what are you doing up? your brother's talking in his sleep again. no kidding. what about? some childhood dream about you making him hit himself. what childhood? that was last week. "sports center"? yeah. i'm making my picks for tomorrow's games. really, charlie? tang the points against georgetown? no. if you want to throw your money away, why don't you just get married without a prenup. you know something i don't? so far this year, georgetown's covered the spread eight times out of ten. wow, you bet college basketball? only idiots bet college basketball. no offense. then how do you know all this stuff? i worked for a sports book in vegas. then i opened my own little business in the back of a candle shop in sherman oaks. i always wondered how those places stayed in business. yeah. so did the irs. so they nailed you for running a book? no. they nailed me for running a candle store that made a quarter of a million dollars

consuela land and accomplish soprano in civilian life was a mail clerk at fort witchita one of the postal packing mama says the word lovingly called at the male soldiers. african-american nurses travel to all corners of the world to serve their country. they usually served in segregated units black nurses caring only for black soldiers but they served in africa england the china burma india theater and the pacific. in liberia army nurse sammy rice and her fellow nurses treated patients at the 25th station hospital. prudence burns was a surgical nurse in new guinea and the philippines. before she left the philippines she and her fiancÉ wanted to get married so her fellow nurses not having any fabric for a wedding dress used silk from a parachute to make a wedding dress for her. darrell foster and agnes glass were among a group of nurses who served in the hospital in the clouds at the all blacks staff 235th station hospital in the china burma india theater. before they could treat patients and nurses help set up a hospital installing a wire and drainage system. in england african-american n

>>darya: rolling stones magazine saw consuela sales of its controversial 'boston bomber' edition doubletailers and readers to boycott the publication. more than 13-thousand copies of the issue were sold in news-stands, more than double the sales average for the previous year. the cover featured a picture the 19-year-old bombing suspect dzhokhar tsarnaev had taken of himself which had already appeared on the cover of the new york times. critics had accused the magazine of presenting tsarnaev as a rock star. >>mark:pentagon officials insist they are not crying wolf when they say proposed budget cuts could severely harm the military. defense secretary chuck hagel said about $500 billion in automatic budget cuts slated to take effect over the next decade could leave the nation with an ill-prepared underequipped militaryto face more technologically advanced enemies. hagel says if congress doesn't act to avoid the cuts, the pentagon may be forced to mothball up to three navy aircraft carriers and order additional sharp reductions in the size of the army and marine corps a bipartisan bill that

when the 911 call came in, lieutenant consuela howard was in the car ready to confront the crisis. all the cop knew it was a school full of kids. >> we had an immediate situation. immediately, i came on the radar, we need s.w.a.t. >> reporter: lieutenant howard, from her position at the site of the school, could not see the gunman menacing the front office. michael hill, armed with an ak semiautomatic rifle, had a hostage. antoinette tuff, the schoolbook keeper who called 911. >> he just went outside and started shooting. >> reporter: hill stepped outside three times to shoot at police. >> they were actually showing up, they were pulling up at the time, this young man came to the door and just started firing. >> you knew there was somebody inside with a gun and knew there were hundred of kids in that school. >> yes, yes. >> that had to be worrisome. >> scary. it was very -- it was frightening. >> reporter: inside, the shooter told the bookkeeper to warn the 911 operator that police had better pull back. >> he doesn't want the kids. he wants the police. so back off and -- what else,