who do you think you are, cornell wilde or something? - i'm just bein' ivanhoe, and i'm slewin' a whole bunch of bad guys. (knocks) - well, come on, hurry up fellas, you don't wanna be late. - oh. - well, i got lots of time, dad. i'm meetin' the bus up on grant avenue. - yeah, uh, say beaver, (clears throat), i'm very glad you like ivanhoe, but i don't want you staying up beyond your bedtime reading it. - oh, sure, dad, and thanks for making me read it. i don't care if i ever read hoppy the kangaroo now. (audience laughter) - well, when you're finished with this one, i can find you another book about knights. - you know dad, this neat guy ivanhoe was all the time, was savin' girls and rescuin' ladies. - well, of course, beaver, that was a part of the code of knighthood, defending women. - well, cowboys do that, too, the ones with the white hats. - yes, they do. uh, you see beaver, protecting womanhood has always been sort of the, well, the manly thing to do. - yeah, i guess so, dad. up until i read ivanhoe, i never cared much what happen