emma and corny getting married too? they're the perfect piggy pair. beautiful. aww! aww! you all right, chase? i must have gotten something in my eye. ♪ you're all good pups ♪ yee-haw! yee-haw! ♪ and you saved the day wee! whoa! ♪ now it's time to play round adventure bay ♪ whoa! whoa, whoa! hold on, corny! just 'cause it's your wedding, doesn't mean you get to eat the whole cake. you don't eat the bouquet, emma. you toss it. ready? one, two, three. i got it! i got it! i got it! i got it! i got it! i got it! yes! ♪ p-p-paw, paw, paw patrol ♪ (squealing) ♪ paw patrol, paw patrol ♪ we'll be there on the double ♪ ♪ whenever there's a problem ♪ ♪ 'round adventure bay ♪ ♪ ryder and his team of pups ♪ will come and save the day ♪ ♪ marshall, rubble, chase, ♪ rocky, zuma, skye ♪ yeah, they're on the way ♪ ♪ paw patrol, paw patrol ♪ whenever you're in trouble ♪ ♪ paw patrol, paw patrol ♪ we'll be there on the double ♪ ♪ no job is too big, no pup is too small ♪ ♪ paw patrol, we're on a roll! ♪

it's corny joke time. >> pasta?when i drove pasta. >> her instagram is full of those corny jokes. >> they're so bad they're good. i got one for you. so a chauffeur is driving the pope one day when the pope taps on the glass and says this car is amazing, i've always you mind if i switch seats? the guy's like, what am i going to do, say no to the pope? they switch seats, they are flyin' down the highway when whoop, whoop, the cop pull thes th them over. he says i've got a problem, i pulled over someone really important. they say it is an athlete? no, more important. a movie star? more important. more important. who is it? i don't know, but the pope's his shoefer. >> this guy's walking around the apartment, sees a snail, chucks it outside. a year goes by, and he's in his yard. and he gets a knock on the door, opens the door, looks down, the snail goes, what the heck was that >> that was prereally good. >> so two peanuts were walking down the street. one was >>> this morning on "world news now," president trump on the d

exactly that's why as i say it sounds a little bit corny no they didn't look after them well many of the many of the crew were tortured by these pirates. in the early stages. but yet they did provide water and some food and they had to get that from the local village and the local community and it was paying those days where we were able to find a deal that deprives even care about their hostages well being just because you know they made them alive for ransom right. yes in the normal course of things you know in ransoms anywhere around the world the commodity that they are going to get eventually get paid for is the host each so you need the hostage alive and healthy but you know in the in the somali context in living in the bush living under the threat of conflict interference from other gangs. they always want a quick deal they have a habit of torturing the pirates they sorry the crew whilst they're on the phone to their family all the ships or even us and they seem to have little regard for the crew as you know three of these crewman died the captain died when the ship was first

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it's corny, but true. he says there at gettysburg -- i had to memorize this, used to, but i've forgotten most of it. four score and seven years ago, why four score and seven? that does not bring us back to the constitution. it brings us back to the declaration of independence. he doesn't want the constitution. he wants the declaration of independence because are create. so four score and seven years ago, our fathers came upon this continent to create a new country. we are now engaged in a great conflict. to see if this nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. and i said that's the point i want the school children to memorize. because when they created, and you don't think about that too often. it but when they wrote this document in the 1780s, 1790s, there was no other place like this, there were all kings. and it was an experiment and people were sitting around writing that it won't work. maybe it won't, they don't know if it will work or not. they actually have a document here

and his own wonderfully corny way of doing things.pe of humour. absolutely, and he just different type of humour. absolutely, and hejust rip different type of humour. absolutely, and he just rip them apart. i thought it was glorious. you're watching breakfast. still to come this morning: it all comes down to this... the 13th book of revelation. the trophy is now within touching distance for the child genius finals. we will be joined by one of the contestants hoping to be crowned britain's brightest child tonight. no questions this way! stay with us, the headlines are next. hello, this is breakfast, with tina daheley and ben thompson. coming up before ten, matt will have the weather. but first, a summary of this morning's main news. police in spain say they now believe the driver of the van which ploughed into pedestrians in barcelona — killing 13 people — could still be at large. they're looking for younes abouyaaqoub, who's 22 and originally from morocco. earlier, reports had suggested the main suspect was one of the men shot dead by

it is corny to say this, but my goodness, it is true. we're still in the experiment. will the experiment work or will it not work? i think today that experiment means to all of us, to the lawyers or judges, it means that great problems, whether it is environment, commerce, human liberties, treaties, whatever they are, they're global in exactly the sense i have just described. now, once you accept that, you say, either we show that you can somewhat deal with these problems, at least help a little bit through cooperative efforts, which means trying to have rules which we call laws or rules of law and say that's one way to do it. and if we can't show people that you can do it that way, they'll choose other ways. the other ways are pretty horrible when you turn on that television set and see what goes on in the world. so maybe it is just a description of what's going on, but really there is a program in my thinking, hard as it may be to see sometimes. the program is simply to show people the tremendous importance of learning these details, of seeing what's going on, of tr

and i corny and it allows french employers to hire citizens for. european. to come and work in from. in particular from countries with lower sat. and pay them what they would done at home. i want to put an end to the system. that is against the spirit of the e. u. it is incomprehensible for our citizens. as it stands companies are allowed to send waqas to other eu member states. and pay taxes and social charges to the home country. the french media wants to put in place more restrictions the companies and workers. and crack down on fraud. after a successful campaign in cells that with the czechs slovaks an austrian. michael received lukewarm support the romanian president. exist that bad though product that walmart in the. i mean there's discontent in france over workers who cheat the system instead of integrating into it. then again we can see that there are many people in eastern europe who want to work in france germany or spain. i thought that c. thoughts if this is the situation it's very clear that we have to improve this directive. he might test that

. >> reporter: at 84 corny walton says in addition to eating well, spending time in the garden helps her and her friends stay physically, mentally active. socialization with each other and nature, which includes, monarch butterflies and bees. >> we have plants, butterflies , insects nectar in we know we are helping sustain a healthy environment. >> cities have shown that gardening can help reduce depression and another benefit of the horticultural certainty and program at cathedral village which is a continuing care retirement community. what a gorgeous place. i wanted to be there. >> yes. >> exactly. >> great day too. >> thanks, stephanie. >> philadelphia police department has a brand new officer and he has already been involved in his first chase. >> three-year old rider simms behind the wheels of his police vehicle in hot pursuit of commissioner ross. rider, from swarthmore was sworn in by commissioner ross as an honorary officer to day at police headquarters. >> so cute. >> i love that little car. >> hot pursuit. >> look at him go. >> yes. >> kate's back and sharing photos of her

actually before that, more like kind of corny pop punk stuff like yellow card. and green day.ally good album. and then i started listening to guns n'roses and acdc and pink floyd. >> i used to love black in black. great album. >> 100%. and then a friend named ashley introduced me to nirvana and just flipped my whole world. and i just dove deep into that and started listening to, you know, white stripes and weezer around the same time. and that's all around the same time i was about to find hip hop. i wasn't really into hip hop at first. i didn't understand -- i didn't understand the aggression, honestly. i was just a young kid. i didn't really feel so racial when i was a kid. it wasn't until i got a little old eastern then i started realizing that i had a label on me and i started being angry myself. >> were you not feeling racial because you are the product of an interracial marriage? >> yeah. >> your mom is white. >> my mom is white, irish and german and my dad is african. and, so you know, i was in hyde park. that is just a very multicultural neighborhood. and i just didn't

of course, they had to have a corny joke to it, but i still like it. all good wishes and congratulations to your family. if you need anybody for entertainment purposes, let me know. president truman did not seek out entertainers, or well-known people, yet, he cultivated relationships with them. especially with jack benny. he had a good friendship with him. here they are again at the truman library. this is, umm, at the library again. then there is, uh, a clip. ♪ [happy birthday on violin] [laughter] [applause] >> i don't know, one night you are the star of a big hour-long coast-to-coast television show, then the next night you are playing fiddle at a birthday party. [laughter] [applause] >> sir, do you remember the time you floored me with one of your remarks? i am not making this up. it is when mr. truman was president. i called on him, by appointment , of course, in the white house, as i left his office after a brief chat, i said something that sounded a little silly. i suppose. i do not know. i said, gee, mr. president, i would give anything for an

and corny but truth is for generations. has been training for a global shoot leaders of the future the carnegie endowment brought in significant cash contributions from the u.k. department for international development the embassy of japan the federal foreign office of germany and the norwegian ministry of foreign affairs and that was just last year and just naming a few about how do you guarantee those bags of money don't come with any influence whatsoever and these two aren't the exception they're the rule in this town the atlantic council the center for strategic and international studies the center for american progress all took huge chunks of change offered by the u.a.e. and the list goes on and on so many think tanks so much international money perhaps a lot of us politicians will rethink how worry some foreign influence really is and where it's truly coming from. washington d.c. . the opposition in venezuela says the country's parliament will refuse to dissolve itself even if ordered to do so by the new constituent a

i don't want to sound corny, that's what you are trying to do, a better [ bleep ] place for your kidsel like you are a target right now? >> every journalist is a target in mexico. they killed my colleague recently. she was my boss for -- for a ear. at norte newspaper. she was brave, man, she was brave. i felt like bullet was too close for me. you snow like? >> she was one of mexico's leading investigative reporters. her murder this spring, sparked protest as cross mexico. she was shot eight times in her car outside of her home in chihuahua. the alleged killer seen in the footage, left a sign on her body. it said for having a loose tongue. one of the reasons you came here to juarez was to speak to the publisher of "el nort techlt" the newspaper that pub leshed some of the journalists articles. bullet holes outside the newsroom wall remind those inside of the cartel's purr to silence journalis. after losing the biggest advertiser, followed by the murder, el norte's owner stopped daily publication. >> she was a very, very, accurate, very courageous, and very visionary. >> this one here.

and then i started thinking that was corny, and it just developed into a little family art project. it happened pretty effortlessly, and i started to realize that i didn't really care about bedtime, i cared about why it's important to get enough sleep. you know, and articulate like, why is it important to get enough sleep? you can't be a good friend if you don't get enough sleep. how is soccer going to go well if you don't get enough sleep? and this is what you, you know, so you start kind of getting into the ethics of every decision. and it started out as seven rules, well it started as, for my oldest, this princess, but she actually fell out of princesses and didn't like princess, and then my son hates princesses, so, and i realized that my daughter likes knights, and my son likes knights, so it became rules for a knight. - became rules for a knight, but what i love about... - you asked. - i did ask, but what i loved about this honestly, this is going some place, what i loved about this is that each little section of the book is, you know, discipline, honesty, humility, and of cou

i know it sounds a bit corny, but i think really engaging people to mainstream against extremism is vital. that crosses into line of is this what government should be doing or not. but having the human experience resonates. pop-culture resonates. so we need to find appropriate ways to balance that out, and the jury will be out on how that is to be done. but we can certainly work with them. mr. simcox: thank you. i will open it up to the floor now. if you have questions, not comments, that would be great. if you could give your name and affiliation, that would be terribly helpful. i have a question in the front row, and then i will go to the gentleman behind them. >> hi. i advise the british government on their counter extremism policy. my question is, a practical one, but on the issue of framing, definition matters. is there any way you stood on the name countering violent extremism? in britain, we changed our branding to be looking at extremism. i wonder where you stood on that. >> i'm a journalist. i have one question about the prisons in the united states. some former or current extrem

of course, he had to add a corny joke. wishes and congratulations to your family from mrs. benny and me. if you ever need someone in washington for entertainment, let me know. president truman did not seek out entertainers or well-known people but he cultivated relationships. this is at the truman library. they are at the library again. this is a clip. [scratchy violin music] [laughter] [applause] [laughter] >> you can watch this and other american history programs on our website where all of our video is archived. that is c-span.org/history. roadspan has been on the meeting with the winners of this year's video documentary competition. wyoming, she gathered with family and school officials to accept her first place prize on wyoming's defendants on fossil -- dependence on fossil fuels. he accepted the second place prize of $1500 for his documentary on cyber security. also in denver, the third-place award went to the 10th-graders for their documentary about digital theft and hacking. dakota, city, south for theirhe prize documentary on racial inequality in america. in sioux

>> corny. it's because they get a dose of it.know, to be able to attain that with this gloriously dysfunctional story, which is us bunch, you know. >> us bunch. ♪ don't stop, it'll soon be here ♪ >> reporter: and when they're together, fleetwood mac has always come first. ♪ yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone ♪ >> that's the only way to be >>> it's one of life's enduring questions. what is the secret of a happy marriage? steve hartman may have found the answer on the road. >> reporter: we came to indiana looking for one of life's most elusive secrets. we'd heard that deep within knox county, indiana, back amongst these corn fields, there was a cluster of people who had all unlocked the mystery of a long and happy marriage. >> married 61 years. >> it will be 59 in december. >> 55 in november. >> soon be 53. >> 4. >> 54. okay. >> reporter: but here's what's even more remarkable. they're all related. together the eight clinkenbeard siblings have amassed nearly half a millennia of marriage. 449 years total. so i figured if anyone had

>> corny. it's because they get a dose of it.hallenging. you know, to be able to attain that with this gloriously dysfunctional story, which is us bunch, you know. >> us bunch. ♪ don't stop, it'll soon be here ♪ >> reporter: and when they're together, fleetwood mac has always come first. ♪ yesterday's gone, gone ♪ >> that's the only way to be in ♪ [electric guitar] caring - soft tone i just need a second. [male narrator] is your weight holding you back and affecting your health? did you see this? hm? your cousin had a heart attack. really? [narrator] excess weight or obesity can be serious . but you can do something about it. visit your weight matters dot org. download the free toolkit to prepare you to speak with a healthcare provider. your weight does matter. accept the challenge and take charge today . visit your weight matters dot org. education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. join the international fund for animal welfare to engage children, teachers, parents, wh

. -- was kind of corny, i bet they never got into any parties, i bet when jus es culled pup, they areyou got, 12, and one prostitute. (applause). >> stephen: congratulations. >> thank you very much. >> stephen: what would diplo do premiers tomorrow on viceland. james van der beek, everybody. we'll be right back with rock legend joe walsh. the samsung galaxy s8 get threeat best buy.lars off ♪ you totanobody's hurt, new car. but there will still be pain. it comes when your insurance company says they'll only pay three-quarters of what it takes to replace it. what are you supposed to do? drive three-quarters of a car? now if you had liberty mutual new car replacement™, you'd get your whole car back. i guess they don't want you driving around on three wheels. smart. with liberty mutual new car replacement™, we'll replace the full value of your car. liberty stands with you™. liberty mutual insurance. it's my dale call. [engine revving sounds] if you're on a diet of taking it up a notch... that's way better than my duck call. drink diet dew. the only diet with dew in it. bi♪...nausea, heart

. >> alex, i'm going to do my best not to make any corny jokes here today. >> you have to point your when you come down. >> oh, my goodness. liquid gold. i'm getting the heck out of here, i just got stunning again and held it together. >> yahoo! >> if you notice, there might be a little, a little pee running down my leg. >> um -- >> i knew you could. >> let's abort mission. yes, let's take that right away. >> oh, man. >> oh, oh. >> how are you doing? >> ya, is it in there? >> ♪ spends so many nights how did you me wrong ♪ and i grew strong ♪ learned thousand get along ♪ >> you know, some woman on twitter just wrote: after all you've put him through, he should be a permanent, you know, person on our show. >> any time i can be available for you guys, i always a.m. all the producers, the directors, everybody here, you three, it has been just an absolute pleasure to be here. truly, truly enjoyed my time. so thank you for letting me come in and be a part of this. >> oh, it has been a lot of fun. >> kind of a experiment, but man you have hit a homerun every day. >> appreciate t i'll miss y

letter talks about, from the enclosed picture, which the clipping refers to, they had to have the corny joke. all good wishes, congratulations to you and your family. if you ever need anybody for entertainment purposes in washington, let me know. president truman did not necessarily seek out entertainers or well-known people. he cultivated relationships with them, especially jack benny. he had a good relationship. here they are again at the truman library. at the library again. -- this is a clip. ♪ [laughter] [applause] >> watch the entire program sunday at 7:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. eastern. this is american history tv, only on c-span3. takes c-span cities tour american history on the road, feature the history of american cities across america. here is a recent program. >> we are on the second floor of west virginia independence hall where we are proud to be the showcase and repository for all surviving civil war battle flags. these are the real deal. they were actually carried by west virginia troops. we have 12 flats from our union troops and one captured confederate flag. we have cons

. -- was kind of corny, i bet they never got into any parties, i bet when jesus called up, they are likeongratulations. >> thank you very much. >> stephen: "what would diplo do" premieres tomorrow on viceland. james van der beek, everybody. we'll be right back with rock legend joe walsh. ♪ no, please, please, oh! ♪ (shrieks in terror) (heavy breathing and snorting) no, no. the running of the bulldogs? surprising. what's not surprising? how much money aleia saved by switching to geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. [b[cup hits floor]r] [tray clatters on table] [improvised musical sounds] [improvised musical sounds] [bell rings] welcome to our school! four seconds on the clock, championship on the line. erin "the sharpshooter" shanahan fakes left. she's outside of the key, she shoots... ...she scores! uh... yes, erin, it is great time to score a deal. we need to make room for the 2018 models. relive the thrill of beating the clock. the volkswagen model year end event. hurry in for a $1,500 in available bonuses and 0% apr for 60 months on a new 2017 jetta or passat

. >> reporter: at 84 corny walton says in addition to eating while spending time in the garden helps stay physically and mentally active. is there socialization with others and nature which includes monarch butterflies and bees. >> we have plants, butterflies , insects can nectar in. we are helping sustain a healthy environment. >> studies have shown that gardening can help reduce depression, another benefit, of the horticulture program at cathedral village, i'm stephanie stahl, cbs-3 "eyewitness news". >>> it is five star weather day to get out and garden today, don't you think. >> definitely, shout out to my dad he likes to go out there with his tomatoes plants. dad, get out there and water plants because i know they have not gotten a ton have rain lightly but it will be a nice day to do gardening if you do like to get out and do that or just get outside and enjoy a early fall day that is what you have this afternoon. we are checking with weather watchers here this morning they are getting up and looking at temperatures cool to start out the day on this sunday. we are seeing 50's a

it sounds kind of corny. it is. the message of the movie is about the mad scientist's murderous crazy scheme which is to convince those in the hostage crisis that there is such thing as global warming. >> why are you here? >> people are going to die. that's a fact. >> hundreds of millions of people will die how? >> global warming. >> and that's how you know he's crazy. this one guy who doesn't fit the sort of pattern of a weird choice for the trump campaign and trump administration, he produced the mad scientist kills people because he believes in global warming sexy sauna scene horror movie. he also produced a movie that is supposed to be nonfiction, a documentary, that shows and proves that one of the guys from duck dynasty isn't just a guy with an amazing beard and has duck calls, he's a living profit here on earth. he's the torchbearer. sent here from heaven to show humanity the way that one, that movie, that documentary of his has so much footage of people being killed and stabbed and ran over by tanks and stuf

. >> i don't mean to be corny, but your popcorn is what's popping. it's what's popping. >> vittoria woodill, cbs-3, eyewitness news. >> still ahead on bs3 " eyewitness news," art exhibit for the dogs. we'll show you where art loving dogs and their together. that's when "eyewitness news" continues. if what you see is what you get... then you've hit the jackpot. you can't fake steak. longhorn steakhouse. tonight's special, the great american steak dinner for $12.99. a center-cut sirloin with a side, plus a starter, or dessert. and for lunch, try one of our new burgers. like the bbq bacon burger. only at longhorn. >> proving humans aren't the only ones who appreciate art. check it out, doingumenta. there you will find more than dozen pieces of art, those dogs to enjoy, some of them even edible, as you see. former washington post art critic came up with the idea. >> rocky was to go to all of the studio visits, and he actually approved and made comments on all of the work that we see in the show. >> smart dog, that rocky. artists collaborate today put tha

corny jokes. "i just got arrested this morning person aidinanan officecer. i slept until 12 noon."y just fall all out. give me a break. then i won the fifth army district division. then i kept winning. i ended up here in new jersey at the all army, and the winner got to go on "the ed sullivan show." i won. i did not get it because i was too political. how did i know i won? the comics told me. it was a blessing from god. i knew nothing about show business. in the army.punk just being funny and the army, it is typing a doctor in the army. so what? you can chop of people and kill them, they don't -- practice and army? consequently, i did not get on "the ed sullivan show." had i made it, i would not be here todayay because n nobody cd have told me that i wasn't good, that i wasn't funny. the fact that i did not make it on the show, i got out of the army, i went to chicacago, i wet into a black nightclub -- for the first time in my life. i was a strict athlete. i never had a trick. never stayed up late. i just lived and slept running track. i was the first bblack in ameria to win a long

smith goes to washington, suddenly they were seen as corny. it's part of the culture, part of the drinking water. the ivy league round to school it's part of the way people begin to see things and that's the club you belong to. that the people think and i really think the gatekeepers and people in the media, people and teachers union and politics generally speaking a lot of them are those kinds of ideologues. your average american over time except in america. i think we are at a tipping point. we are very close to the edge so for me there is hope but i say this with the level of desperation as well. we must take this seriously. they cannot go on so there you have it. well folks, thank you so much for coming. [applause] i appreciate it very much. so many of you have come from out of town. thank you. i appreciate that. let me just say what we are going to do is let the party continue and you can hang around as long as you want. i will be signing books as long as there are people who want books signed and i'm happy to do that just to hang out. pl

all the films before that, mister smith goes to washington, suddenly they were seen as corny or something like that and it is part of the culture, part of the drinking water, the ivy league where i was at school it is part of the way people begin to see things and that is the club you belong to, how people think and the gatekeepers, people in media, teachers unions, politics, generally speaking a lot of them are those types of ideologues. the average american is not really there but over time it affected america. we are at a tipping point and very close to the edge. for me there is hope but i say this with a level of desperation. we must take this seriously. this is -- it cannot go wrong. there you have it. thank you so much for coming. [applause] >> i appreciate it very much. so many of you are from out of town. what we are going to do, thank you. i appreciate that. let me say what we are going to do, let the party continue. you can hang around as long as you once. i will be signing books as long as there are people who want books signed. i am happy to do that just to hang out. please do

. >> orange you glad i'm not going hit you with any corny cheetos puns this afternoon.an and sharrie. couple vehicles went crunch here unfortunately along the schuylkill expressway westbound between montgomery drive and the roosevelt boulevard. that vehicle is actually facing sideways. you can see police and penndot on the scene and we actually had a couple fire trucks a little bit ago but it looks like they have pulled away. small fuel spill there on the roadway so they've thrown some sand down. bottom line is right lane is out of commission as you come westbound out of center city on the schuylkill so you're seeing some slowing heading toward the boulevard. i think i'd use the mlk drive instead. kelly drive had reports of a minor crash so i think mlk west river is the way to go for your ride home this afternoon. had a water main break in south philadelphia earlier along south broad at geary. that's their by the cvs just off the schuylkill expressway so watch out for the restrictions there. but our crash in dresher montgomery county along susquehanna near fitzwatertown