maybe corolla or camry. well, my mom says i need to keep my mpg up. [ laughing ] course she does.... and we got 43 over there. city. go on, check it out! i'll tell you what, checkers, you've impressed me before in the past, and you're impressing me even more now. coach is impressed. you did a good job and i like your shoes. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. thank you. my guest tonight is an acclaimed actor, best known for playing hawkeye on "mash." i'll ask him why he didn't reprize his role in "the avengers." please with with with wit welco. hey, alan, nice to see you. thanks so much for coming on. i am a huge fan and deeply disturbed by your entire career. >> oh, is that what it it? oh, my gosh. >> stephen: yes. >> i'm sorry. >> stephen: you are a famous liberal. >> i think independently, and-- and thinking it through carefully and weighing everything, i come down on the democratic side. >> stephen: really? why don't you stop thinking and start feeling. >> well, that would be a good way to do it. >> stephen: are you against feeling? you're an actor. act

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maybe corolla or camry. well, my mom says i need to keep my mpg up. [ laughing ] course she does...got number 34. highway. and we got 43 over there. city. go on, check it out! i'll tell you what, checkers, you've impressed me before in the past, and you're impressing me even more now. coach is impressed. you did a good job and i like your shoes. >> jon: my guest, you can see him every week on "dan rather reports." his new book is called "rather outspoken." please welcome back to the program, dan rather. ( applause ) ( cheers ) >> jon: how are you? nice to see you. >> nice to see you. i didn't realize you had become the donald trump reelectiongh headquarters. >> jon: can i tell you something? what a joy.is what a gift that would be. imagine what he would do just decorating-wise to the white house. just trump white house and casino. just think about it. ( laughter ). the book is called "ratheral outspoken." this is-- you know, it covers your whole-- i did not realize-- you know, there's beautifulie pictures in here of you. you sort of grew up in the old west. i had-- i did not realize

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