cory booker, the mayor of newark, new jersey, is cutting the city's budget for toilet paper.hich explains their new slogan, "newark, yes, it could smell any worse." [ laughter and applause ] why would you -- get this, you guys, a papa john's delivery guy called the cops on a man who was using medical marijuana. yeah. [ scattered boos ] pizza guy called the cops on a stoner. it's all part of papa john's new business plan, trying to put themselves out of business. [ laughter ] the guy's totally stoned, he's probably going to order like 4 or 5 pizzas. oh, wait a sec. [ light laughter ] i just saw this, 100 people in queens were arrested for identity theft after an investigation called, "operation swiper." incidentally, operation swiper is also the plan to get toilet paper back in newark. [ laughter ] i'm going to try to get it back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey -- [ light laughter ] -- did you hear about this? -- just have to fist pump, right? >> steve: yeah, you know. >> jimmy: it happens. did you hear about this? a team of american scientists just traveled to russia to search