all she said, okay, you read cosmo girl. >> what? no, i was jk. jk! lol. plus, i said "cosmo girl."ck to judge because sometimes they have some interesting articles in that public case, or at least that's what i heard. omg, sure. my cousin probably reads that shiz, [ bleep ]. lol. i'll read this. this is -- it goes on. okay, fine. i read it once. just once -- w-u-n-s-c. because i was at my procking to gist's office and there just happened to be a copy there. so sue me. i read a very interesting article about justin bieber and his effect on the collective pituitary development. now, after countless, awful misspellings where i am just manage ming the english language, here's what she calls me out for. you write beeber not bieber. good luck, america. >> jimmy: you did do that. >> so now, i -- [ applause ] so now, watch how long this goes on. this is absolutely true. goes on. >> jimmy: what? on, on. this is the life that i lead. and so then this is the last. hey, what up brother for another mother. april 19th i did a show at ucb, i was going to read this. i wanted to get a nice button.

what does science tell us about our place in the cosmos? where do we fit in to the universe? in the first of a two-part series, we'll ask the authors of the view from the center of the universe, dr. joel primack and nancy ellen abrahams. if. for such a small if i live to a hundred. if social security isn't enough. if my heart gets broken. if she says yes. we believe if should never hold you back. if should be managed with a plan that builds on what you already have. tother we can create a personal safety net, a launching pad, for all those brilliant ifs in the middle of life. you can call on our expertise and get guarantees for the if in life. after all, we're metlife. >>> welcome to both of you. pleasure to see you. >> thank you. >> your book, the view from the center of the universe, the subtitle is, discovering our extraordinariy place in the cosmos, is a tour of the universe. it's ambitious and i think it's fulfilled. and it's great to have you here. >> delighted to be here. thank you very having us. >> the assumptions are that we know a lot more about the universe today

. >>> and the cosmos come back, the reborn new york cosmos has pele has honorary team president. the team hopes to play in new york and eventually join major league soccer to compete with the red bulls who play in new jersey. >>> when we return, another look at had this morning's top stories. >>> and chelsea's big day. good ! ♪ [ female announcer ] nutri-grain -- one good decision... ♪ ...can lead to another. ♪ ♪ ...made with real fruit and now with more of the whole grains your body needs. nutri-grain can help you eat better all day. nutri-grain can help you i'm from the gulf coast. my family spends a lot of time here. i have a personal interest in ensuring that we get this job done right. i'm keith seilhan. i'm in charge of bp's clean up on the gulf coast. bp's taken full responsibility for the clean up, and that includes keeping you informed. over 25,000 people are included in the clean up operation. our crews are cleaning the gulf beaches 24/7. we're going to be here as long as it takes to make this right. and a-c transit management. good morning. i'm john kessler. and i'm sy

a blue that hums deeply a harmony of ferm ment denying stars shining inside the cosmos. forever blue where life dies and is reborn. an eternal blue that exists above the storm. a blue that doesn't suffer discord that would smile if it had a mouth. embrace if it was armed. comfort if it grew heart. instead it arcs a concert of blues hovering over the earth in an endless ocean of impossible quiet. thick with blue beyond blue. a blue that disappears when clutched in the fist, a blue invisible and solid. thank you very much. [applause] >> please, welcome camill. >> that was a great reading and you changed up my play list. >> start with a poem i read after i learned that the rate of valum prescriptions in baghdad sky rocketed after the u.s. entry into that space. the title of the poem and it is the words the probably roost which is bitter. biting, cutting, sharp. bitan. once, she was a fearest dark girl who's tongue skipped top of meeting. teeth, teeth top of mouth like double dutch with the word that ment her thoughts cutting circles through the day. no chance she'd be the o

san diego california hay muertos y herido y pelé sorprende anunciando el regreso a las canchas de cosmoss estudiantes que se en di darng para pagar sus estudios, el gobierno ofrece programas para los deudores, vamos con los detalles. a un día de su graduación en una de las nif si daedz más prestigiosas de este país es uno de loción recuerdas más preciados para marcela sar miento pero ahora como profesional, ese recuerdo se opaca al pensar que la mitad de su sueldo se va en pagar la deuda que contar contrajo para pagar su carrera. >>> en ese momento una no se imagina y dice esto es lo que va a pasar, a este precio es la deuda que voy a tener uno sólo piensa en entré a la universidad de mis sueños. >>> es que su deuda sobrepasa los 130 mil dólares. >>> ahora uno hace cuentas y dwi ze bueno voy a pagar esto hasta dentro de 20 años probablemente no termina re. >>> el año pasado estudiantes como ella pidieron prestados más de 18 mil millones de dólares a bancos privados y al gobierno federal >>> de acuerdo con las cifras oficiales el centzeno nacional la educación 2 interze raspar teso de los

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. >> if i put that in my cosmo fashion app, you would probably get an d-minus. >> he loves those appscan take a picture of anybody's face and i will tell what you the back of his head looks like. >> it's going to hit. >> jimmy: it's called "the other guys." eva man decembendes, everybody. we'll be right back with callan mcauliffe. [ female announcer ] your hands are only as clean as the towel used to dry them. so why use the same hand towel over and over, instead of a clean, fresh one every time? ♪ new kleenex® brand hand towels. a clean, fresh towel every time. like the new double bacon & cheese omelet sandwich! they're all new. toasty, tasty, and made to your order. so come and build your better breakfast today, at subway! a nourishing treatment into a conditioner. new dove daily treatment conditioner is better than a top salon conditioner at repairing severely damaged hair from the inside. it also leaves your hair amazingly soft and smooth. new dove daily treatment conditioners. what do you call a cheese that isn't yours? i don't know. nacho cheese! [ laughs ] see, cuz' it's not yo

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creations from lean cuisine. it's forward to what's next with a blackberry curve, samsung reality, or lg cosmosor under $20 after rebate. narrator: lisa kudrow is trying to solve a 60-year-old mystery about her father's side of the family. she knows her grandmother, grunia, immigrated to the united states from belarus before world war ii, leaving her mother, meri, behind. it's the fate of meri and her family's holocaust story told to her father by a mystery relative that have led her to belarus in search of the truth. - his name was yuri barudin, and he was watching his family being cut down by the nazi side. my grandmother was one of them, your grandmother's mother, your great-grandmother. narrator: now she's at the state archives outside minsk to find out the details of what happened to her great-grandmother, meri mordejovich. - are there any documents if she were killed in ilya in that massacre? - yes, yes. - oh, there are documents? oh. [clears throat] oh, my god. i knew my great-grandmother was murdered, but to hear the words "killed and burned," that's worse than i thought. i'm heading to

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but insistd that in it's broken state could the cosmos belong to those who lives within. the goddess grown found the universe under board games in a closet. she did not give it to her children. she did not have it fixed by her husband instead slipping away now and then from her family she delighted in the haphazard way it ran. the release in her life. >> the next one is entitled. explanation. twisted tree branches explain exactly themselves. the next is called, a simple story. his love was too simple. if he met a woman who imagined what it would it be like to be her husband. he learned she was already attached. if she did interest in him he would bring her fresh oranges. she'd leave him certain that no man could love truly to such scant evidence. his evidence was not meager he was not trying to judge her. his love was too simple and he belonged to her simply if her love was as simple as his. immigration. their final night together before she had to go back home, she clung to him as if he were a mighty sclif and between them and morning was an awful abyss. as they slept th

cosmo not to you or go and visit it only zero people of course totally presented him with a beautiful was made in the shape of a soaring bird you know this moss is on display at the space museum in star city and they have it it's called be here. piecing together medieval a modern day russia a spectrum of historic in cultural wonders and witnessing true russian country life in the past and present i think also helps many westerners untangle the knots they have regarding life here so enjoy the summer sun bright and the much the architecture and local traditions a visit to one of russia's golden ring cities and towns is an experience you will never forget. while unfortunately my time is up that's all we have from this week's program areas. i'll see you again at the same time next week for more culture from yet another amazing. until then for me a rest that's here by now. coming into the future. just received screams from the cinema and landed in the living sun specialises street streets your stereo display a life glasses no problem especially the three d. consciousness you obtain here on

now 50 years after astronomer frank drake began the first ever search for intelligent life in the cosmos. >> the discovery of extra terrestrial life will be the key discovery of where we stand in the universe. >> his equation, a mathematical estimate of how many galaxies. drake points to new discoveries of planets around far away stars, water on mars and new kinds of life on earth. >> all this says there must be many planets with life and technology using intelligent life in our galaxy. >> reporter: but despite decades of continuous listening, nothing. >> the fact we haven't found anything means we haven't looked far. the search is speeding up. >> reporter: he says their computers double in speed almost every year. >> depending on those numbers, we'll trip as the signal in the next two dozen years. >> reporter: contact could come anytime. the conference open through the week. ktvu channel 2 action news. >>> some good news tonight for travelers. the airport began offering free wi-fi in its terminals. the change came ahead of schedule. the airport supposed to begin free wi-fi service septe

to play with my sister and a girlfriend this place is special that you could say is closer to the cosmos. image is said to be found in these rocks many come here to pay homage but it is said that each has a unique perspective. seen differently to some she's dancing to others playing a guitar some see her in a car or on a horse some see a tiger which is a keeper of buddhism some don't see her immediately this means they have to walk more circles around the mountain the more the better then they'll see her though the spot is said to be sacred in general those who come here say that this area has one very special and specific power all you hear to create and jim is a very strong god is he she helps people in children she helps this women to have children and in fact has influence is said to be behind a kind of population surge so there's about three it's going to yes we need to have kinda goldens opened again but they've all been closed now we need them again and the people who haven't bought a busines say that the power of these rocks is so real that women who have been medically declared

dot com so log on for an hour of this world blog russian cosmos plus. the first steps to the stars find our water to prepare for space wide and help take man to the moon. after moving helm a monument to what he really appears in france as part of a series of tributes to twentieth century figures. tighter security measures remain of force in moscow after tuesday's terror attack in russia's north caucuses police have evacuated people from moscow city court after an anonymous apparent tipoff a bomb has been planted in the building which is now being searched this follows two bomb threats and wednesday explosives were said to have been planted in a business center and elsewhere near an apartment block officers evacuated the buildings but found no bombs the fear of more attacks was raised after tuesday's car bombing in the city of course in the caucasus some thirty people were injured police are now hunting for the man who left the car outside a busy cafe investigators believe a tourist. who said to have links to al qaida may have masterminded the bombing. n

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it's not back-to-school, it's forward to what's next with an hp netbook, samsung reality or lg cosmos under $20 after rebate. >>> welcome back. this is the ktvu channel 2 morning ins, tuesday, august 24th. i am dave clark. >> good morning. i am pam cook. time now is 5:30 and it is going to be hot again. >> that's right. 66 in san francisco right now. temperatures 80s, 90s to 100s. 82 in pacifica. 80 half moon bay, santa cruz 94, san francisco 94, then as you move east it gets warmer. >> northbound and southbound 101 moving along nicely. also this morning looking at the san mateo and dumbarton bridge traffic, also looking good over to the peninsula. 5:30. back to the desk. >> thank you, sal. >>> this morning a daytime curfew goes into effect in richmond. it is an effort to prevent students from skipping school. claudine wong joins us with the details. good morning. >> reporter: good morning, pam. yes, today is the first day of school here in richmond. the focus however today won't just be on the kids who are in the classroom. it will also be on the kids out of the classroom. the kids w

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