you know, when i was in the army-- hey, costanza, what is that you're eating over there?ty tasty. it's a calzone, sir. calzone, huh? let's see it. pass that on down. let's get a little look at it. big stein wants a little taste. come on, come on. pass it down here. that's a good boy. ok. hey, what's in this thing? uh, cheese, pepperoni, eggplant. eggplant, huh? that's a hell of a thing. all right, all right. back to business. here you go. very good, very good. excellent little calzone you got there, costanza. ok. i'm a little jealous. all right. here we go. like i told you last week, the renovation

that's going to it's complicated we have to go along with the americans let's go to the george george costanza he called time equal time equal time bruce jump in please. look look i mean i would agree with george on this i mean our surveys show that eight in ten germans and a majority of the brits and six in ten french are opposed to arming the syrian rebels seventy percent of americans are opposed to arming the syrian rebels even after the president said that assad was using chemical weapons so i'm not trying to pose the publics against the elites i think he's right when he says that if we were to involve ourselves in syria as not only the u.s. has said they want to do but also the british and french governments or said they want to do it would it be against the widespread opposition of publics in all of those countries ok it would also be against the opposition of people in the region only the jordanians in our surveys want the west to become involved in syria everybody else in the region says stay out even though they say we're terrified that conflict could spread to our country ok so who's

i put these glasses on a rock, you know what jumps into people's minds-- costanza.change. i change. two weeks ago, i tried a soft-boiled egg. never liked it before. now i'm dunking toast in there and loving it. i'm not a soft-boiled egg. and i am not a piece of toast. i don't think we have anything in common. that's o.k. that's good. you think louis pasteur and his wife had anything in common? he was in the fields all day with the cows and the milk-- examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk-- pasteurization, homogenization. and she was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand. why were there so many cockroaches? because there was a lot of cake lying around the house with all the excess milk from the all experiments. and they got along? yes. yes. she didn't know about pasteurization, he didn't know about fumigation, but they made it work. i want to talk to calvin! you cannot-- i want to talk to calvin. kramer? oh, tia. who are you? i'm here to talk about the ocean. oh, yes--kramer. i think i know something about this. would you exc

costanza. >> jerry, just remember it's not a lie if you believe it. >> now, when asked how the presidentn independent review by outside expert being run by the guy running the spy program, it was explained they have to have appropriate clearances and accesses and says clapper will not get in the middle of their work. of course not. at least not wittingly. >> also in national news, you're walking on the street, not jay walking, not littering but a police officer spots you and thinks something is suspicious. the next thing you know, you're being stopped and frisked. that's been happening for years in new york city, or at least in parts of new york city. that has to change. a judge found it unconstitutional saying "the city adopted a policy of indirect racial profiling by targeting racially defined groups for stops based on local crime suspect data." new york city's mayor and police chief was taken aback. mayor michael bloomberg has vowed to fighting that ruling. >> if murder rates the last 11 years had been the same as the previous 11 years, more than 7,300 people who are alive today would

certainty about the fed, you name it but could your best guide in the land of confusion about george costanza hedge fund manager writes this, you force yourself to think like a contrarian. actually you become like george in the famous opposite episode where jerry famously says that if every instinct george has is wrong, that he should do the exact opposite of what he first thinks and it must be right. in order to become a successful trader must one be a contrarian? >> to be honest you have to employ good risk management. because a lot of times things aren't acting well for good reasons. to me some of the best trades where you're going to get the asymmetric returns are contrarian. i back that up with doing it with a little risk management. >> being a contrarian all the time suggests being dogmatic which in trading you can't be. there are times you can be contrarian. it happened in hewlett-packard a year or so ago. i say you're contrarian when you see huge volume events on moves. >> we go to a marketing meeting and say we're contrarian investors. what we mean by that is we are looking for value

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quarter, third quarter profit more than tripled, revenue also rose 7%, chicken sales up nearly 11 costanzarelease of the demand for chicken and beef and that made up for the drop in sales. charles: i think i deserve some credit. i am waiting for a call from the ceo of tyson. president obama is on the campaign trail again, this time headed to phoenix, arizona to give a speech on the economy and housing. ironically since home ownership has dropped to anything year low. republican from arizona joins us right now from scottsdale. we all know arizona was the hotbed of real estate, shot through the roof when the bottom fell out and you were hit harder than anyone else but what do you think the president will say or do to change what is happening right now? >> one of the great ironies is arizona is back. our housing market has gotten much healthier and something somewhat unique. we were doing a study or office. areas like arizona that didn't have a lot of governmental intervention whether the market was able to work out its bad debts are coming back. parts of the country that had lots of governme

this is -- >> get a good look, costanza. >> looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. >> so that's it. that's seinfeld. >> right. >> but our own al roker had a moment tuesday here on the show. >> yes. >> well, melbie was wearing a -- something that highlighted her declotage. >> all i kept saying was look at her eyes, look at her eyes, look at her eyes. >> it doesn't help when you're leaning over applying the lipstick. >> there was one there. i was looking. i was looking at the lipstick because we were talking about the color of the lipstick but now it looks like -- >> al. >> today you're cord up. >> i am completely. >> do you feel like your retinas have burned? >> yes, but what a great lasting image. >> back to school time. our kids are getting ready to head back ♪ it's the most wonderful time of the year ♪ >> that staples commercial, i think it is. >> we're asking for you all to send us pictures of your little once. today.com. video, however you like to do it. we're looking especially for the most awkward back to school photos. actually, we do have one from a viewer w