some molly want a cracker -- somali want a cracker? somali want a cracker? somali want a cracker?eally want to show you something. bill: dennis and i dissect "american idol." do you care about that at&t slipped up a little bit and more people voted for one guy than another? do you care? i don't care. >> do i care? there are bigger things in the world. p'yongyang yesterday, we have this chia-head guy. i am not saying this is the biggest ticket in my life. maybe we should turn it over to the house of representatives and give it to ratatouille wasman -- waxman. bill: we can give kim jong-il reality show. i think that would work. >> that is brilliant. we can get them when they are marching. they have that weird rock at -- rockette march. we have perfected a growing laser from space. get it flapping around like a window shade. we are really on the menu know their dogs will join in because they have been on the menu for so long. >> the three things i receive -- the briefing and received, we were not told -- we were told waterboarding was not being used. bill: i am getting the by the bar

their survival really depending on salvaged beer, crackers. earlier i talked to them about their story, hawkins, philips, kurt hall and the rescuer, eddie. all right. tressel, you're the one. you wake up and the boat is taking on water. take the story from there. what goes on next? >> it was about 12:30. we're all asleep on the boat of course. and my bean bag that i was sleeping in had started floating around a little bit. and i didn't think nothing of it. just thought it was the waves on the boat until it just kind of pushed me to the side. and when i went to adjust myself on the bean bag, i put my foot down and the water came clear up to my knees. and at that time, i just woke up in a shock. and woke james up. and proceeded to wake kurt up. and about that time, it was probably about, i don't know, maybe about 15, 20 seconds that we're all up and trying to move around on the boat to get the water off of it. and put out a quick mayday call and that was it, the boat was turned over, capsized. >> kurt or james, when tressell wakes you up, immedi

and i saw this little girl break the cracker in two and give half to the dog. i understood that day but generosity means yes? >> it's not a question that it's a comment. i am from india and you are -- i mean, you are like a saint especially after your book, midnight because a lot of people knew a lot of people could not read english but when the city came in the movie was made it was like to request a state and deserve all of that. [applause] india is dear to my heart. last year i had a great honor to receive the highest civil decoration from india. it is the ornament of the lotus. it is given by the president of india and the president of india is a woman. she's president of 1,200,000,000 people. this declaration is practically never given to a foreigner. but what is extraordinary is this declaration was requested by 50,000 to children from begole that my wife would take care of. they had written to the president of their country along this letter in history. it's in the books, it is 12 miles long and was put in three huge rolls and taken and taken to new delh

> i'm watching the daily press conference, an eye patch, a bird on his shoulder and somali want a crackerext what does think about the nominated milk? be very afraid. >> continuing now with the factor's miller time special as dennis and i dissect american idol. >> chris allen. >> do you care that at&t slipped up a little bit and more people voted for one guy than the other guy, do you care at all? i don't care. >> do i care. >> bill: yes. >> listen, obviously, there are bigger things to come. we've got the demented chia head guy that stepped up from the daisy rifle to the big port bela. maybe we ought to turn it over to up on the house of representative, ratatouille who seems to be the commissar of the inconsequential and let him hold hearings. >> bill: i know what we can do to disarm korea, give him a reality show. >> i think that would work, billy that's brilliant and get them when they're marching, they've got the weird rocket march, we perfect a groin laser and fire a beam down and sever the groins out on the plant leg and flapping around like a broken window shade and bam we're in on

and that can only mean usually one thing. >> yeah, part of this is the crackers and the turkey and themorning sick ms. >> the most important question, how is the he wouldest child going to be handling this? >> she, my 4-year-old daughter, so excited. she just keeps asking me why does it take so long for the baby to come out. can the baby come out today? i said not yet. >> do we know boy or a girl? >> we'll find out in a few weeks. >> are you into to go tell is this. >> oh, yeah, sure. and then you can all help me position of names. >> oh, good. >> can we vote? >> sure. >> will the votes count? >> maybe not. >> there we go. >> any early front-runners? >> no, i haven't even thought of it. >> one more time, what's the due date? >> july 1st. place your bets. >> you could also have the daeb on flag day, june 14th. >> or independence day, july 4th. >> or labor day. >> i want it out sooner, not later. >> if she has it labor day, there is a headline. >> just a thought. >> anyway, we'll keep you posted. >>> up next, i'm going to get bigger, but you can shed those extra holiday pounds and build

. >> in a few minutes the fire cracker went off in the bedroom.d and i hooping and hollering. >> but in '77, it all ended. an icon dead at 42. two days later, the funeral procession through the streets of memphis and then the king returned home to graceland for the very last time. >>> an update on the mom from mity what has been missing for more than a month. the only person of interest in the case, her husband, is packing up and leaving town. susan powell disappeared december 7 under what police say were suspicious circumstances. now the cops say it looks like relatives are helping her husband, josh powell, prepare for a move to washington state. hundreds of miles away from the home he shared with his wife just outside salt lake city. he told police that around the time his wife went missing, he took the children on a midnight camping trip in the freezing cold weather. the three-year-old and the one-year-old in the middle of the night. beware of soda from fountain machines we're told, the kind in cafeterias. 30 such machines were tested and found

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cracker, who was larger than the rest. close to the house was a picket fence which went all the way around the house. i had lined up the dolls against the date gate when i heard the stage horn. i forget my dolls and climbed up on the fence where the stage was quite an event. the stage stopped. i remember only too clearly. one was a tall fellow which hadn't seen the wash tub in some time and a dirty felt hat. he was not at all well-dressed. the other was very short, very well-dressed. but the gold headed cane. i had never seen before. i was quite impressed. i had forgetten. while looking at the tall man when they game to the gate, ms. ccker blocked the way. knocking her aside into the dirt. you can imagine how i felt. he might as well struck me as my doll. i was very angry as well as hurt. before i could rescue, lincoln picked her up, brushed her off, laid her carefully many my arms and with the most wonderful smile, he said never mind, blue eyes, your baby isn't hurt. now there's the famous photograph of lincoln. you've al

king loved to crack jokes about crackers. : andrew young, lord have mercy on the white folks who did this terrible deed. they killed the wrong negro. and andrew young the white folk had a friend so endearing they should have never harmed a hair on his head of all my associates no one loved white folks more than in the. now, young as it will for this banter about who was black enough and joe and tv eckert told me hilarious stories and this was mainly because andrew young was and a baptist. he was a congregation list and he had gone to morehouse college. he was a morehouse man and his father was a dentist consuela of this was class banter backstage. now, term -- i don't want to say to less trivial but certainly a different area of this was king's preaching. when the king preach and synagogues and he was fluent with rabbis, not just reform rabbis but conservative rabbis, abraham joshua initial in particular was probably his closest, one of his closest clerical signs and liberal protestant churches the quaker settings were familiar to national cathedral and when he was in those settings

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. >>> one of our i-reporters had his camera rolling when an ignited fire cracker went off course withc results. what happened to the crowd at this new year's eve celebration. >>> police in arizona say a teenage girl killed her 17-year-old brother when she accidentally ran over him with a car. authorities say the two were playing a dangerous game at a mall in mesa. the boy kept jumping in front of his sister's moving car. then she would slam on the brakes. police say the last time he did it, she couldn't stop in time and ran over him, and he later died at a hospital. >>> friends and family of a missing utah woman are turning to social media networks in an attempt to find her. starting tomorrow, people looking for susan powell will begin a three-day blitz on twitter and youtube. organizers are asking facebook users to turn their profile pictures to a purple ribbon. powell went missing on december 7th. police have focused on her husband, although he's not officially a suspect in her disappearance. he says he was camping with the couple's young sons at the time his wife went missing. >>>