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hey, i'm cramer. welcome to "mad money." welcome to cramerica. call me or tweet me @jim cramer. got to have some growth somewhere in the chain there has to be some growth. without it. or at least the hope of it you get into a pattern that sends almost everything down like we saw today. sell, sell, sell. where the dow shed 100 points. s&p 500 sunk 25% and the nasdaq tumbled again. in fact today's session was really a continuation of yesterday's sub optimal action. the primary gauges of growth are flashing red again. first there's oil. suddenly coming down again. when crude was up, it looked like our stock market could have another rally. then a big build-up causing the price of crude to plummet. when oil goes down, everything can go down. we've long since stopped caring whether any consumers benefit from oil. all that mat speakers weaker oil means the industrial recovery which we've come to expect after the runs might be sold out. we've been expecting it about 750,000 barrels. instead we got 2.78 billion. that's way too much. judging oil through inventories on any given week has

cramer. welcome to "mad money." welcome to cramerica other. people want to playing friends. i just want to make you money. my job is to educate and teach. so call me or tweet me. when the market has been as spectacular as this one has been over the past week, do you know what happens? people get carried away. they take to heart the averages have hung in there and on a day like today, the dow only dipped 23 points. the nasdaq advanced 1.4%. they get sloppy. so i want to give you some lessons in sloppiness to help you maintain your stock market table manners. apple which was written off at 93. at the same time some chalter made its way around the floor of the stock market, netflix. now long term viewers know that i urged apple to buy netflix because the earnings stream want so good. i watch all 90 netflix shows on my apple pro. make life so easy for us. wouldn't it? as for time warner, terrific. they would fit the revenue service stream i adore. i'm talking about hbo. but if you at home bought

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hey, i'm cramer! welcome to "mad money," welcome to cramerica. other people want to make friends, i'm just trying to save you money. my job is not just to entertain you but to make you money. tweet me @jimcramer. every night i come out here for two big reasons -- the first is obviously i like the attention. but the second and more important reason is i want to help you build and preserve your wealth. we live a world where it's increasingly difficult to become rich if you weren't born that way and, love it or hate it, i believe the stock market is the best ladder we have in this country for social mobility. there are million upon millions of people in this country but there simply aren't that many jobs that pay you a salary fat enough to actually make you rich. even if you're a total cheapskate and save nearly every single penny you earn. if you want to become really wealthy in this country. unless you're born with a spoon in your mouth, that means planning your financial strategy for an entire lifetime. even if you don't have a super high-paying

jim cramer talked about the services area today. talking about the area that is growth. $6 billion, 20% growth, that's the area where i think that continues to grow. when you've got the customer appreciation level of 95%, they are satisfied. >> i just have to interrupt her. >> come on in, big boy. >> those services revenues were down. they were up 20%. you know what they were last quarter? up 26%. they're not exciting. people are seeing through this sort of stuff. the fact that tim cook has to go on jim cramer's show and -- >> he's characterizing it like he called up jim cramer and said, i need to go on your show, and i need to stop this losing streak. >> if he wasn't on the show today, would the stock have been up or down. >> i don't think he cares. >> what i'm saying is, the answers were poor. >> the only part i agree with you that the answers were poor is when he gave the two-year example in terms of china. that part i would agree with you. other than that, he came on there to defend exactly what they're doing and the direction i

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cramer. welcome to "mad money." welcome to cramerica. my job is not just to entertain but to educate, teach you. so call me. tweet me @jim cramer. staying power. staying power is a remarkable thing. some companies have it. others don't. staying power is dramatically underrated by traders even as it is the life blood of long term investors. if you want to make money in an uncertain market, you have to go with companies that have the wherewithal and the talent to go the distance in a new world where trends no longer documented at a glacial pace. they're adopted at the speed of light. today the dow plunged 217 points, s&p 500 sank 6.9%, nasdaq lost 1.02%. we don't know who is really stuck in a downward spiral. who is being overrun by new forces and who can withstand them or even adapt to them over time. let's use some action to highlight those who get and it those who don't. why don't we start with the walt disney. in the grip of a bearish narrative. the possible fall-off of espn. a hugely impor

stick with cramer. >>> even on yet another day. video game company most commonly known as the maker of grand theft auto. all the different games. don't forget nba 2 k. this was a bit of a puzzle. last night, a stellar quarter with what i regard as extremely conservative guidance which is very much take two style. something you know i like a great deal. looking for substantially more than expected revenue. it was down more than 6% this morning. within 15 minutes, up 4.5%. you don't buy it for short term guidance. you buy it for its long term. so let's talk to get the prospects. welcome back to "mad money." >> this is the story of recolonel consumer spending. and finally, it doesn't really matter what is going to happen next quarter. what happens is the development of the franchise. >> right. i think what we've been saying all along is to make the highest quality product. if you nemeet the consumers whe they are, thing come to the good. >> let's talk about these. there's a moment coming up that is someone like me wants to buy. which

tweet me @jim cramer. one year ago today this market hit an all time high. and ever since then it has been stuck in see saw mode. that inspired a level of gloom that simply doesn't fit the facts or the stocks involved. although on a day like today it reminds that you after three week of being down, a rally can move the see saw higher. the dow gained 170 points. in addition dam, 1.22%. nice to see that index come alive. still i'm constantly hearing how dangerous this market is. how it is one step ahead of the possie or one slip away from falling off a cliff am i like to return to the craft. the craft of valuing the principles. the 30 stocks of the dow jones industrial average. this seems anything but dangerous to me. with that in mind, why don't we go over every component. none of that macro stuff, the numbers here, the components. so you know exactly what i mean. it is quite constructive to find out how good these companies are. some of these out of sync with what people are saying. all the negative chatter would have you walking away from this market in fea

or tweet me @jim cramer. thank evans the s&p 500 broke its losing streak of four straight down weeks today. nasdaq falling 1.21%. good. the bull deserved it. we are void of any news which allowed to us boulder a small rally led by the beaten down and at last a balance in retail. however, looking forward to next week, the dollar, the fed, oil, they're all going to come into play. calling some real discordant tunes. it all starts on monday when we get a slew of data from the euro zone. that will give us a sense of how weak europe is. why do we care? because the dollar has been up for four straight weeks. and a strong dollar is bad news for our u.s. based international companies. my beggest worry is that we get sub par data from across the atlantic. it will make the euro even more competitive. to make matters worse, we have a host of officials speaking next week including the co-chairman yellin. when we hear about three rate hikes, combined with weak european data, the next week it could get you goly. tuesday, a

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hey, i'm cramer! welcome to "mad money." welcome to cramerica. my job is not just to entertain but to teach and coach. so call me. 1-80 1-800-7 1-800-743 cnbc. >> something to ponder. this morning usa today led its money section with a stunning story about how one-third of the cash is that the balance sheets of american businesses is held by just five companies. five companies. that's incredible. what i think is even more amazing is that the stocks of those five companies are doing quite poorly. down almost 3% on average. not only that but the quoims the ten largest aren't beating on average either. why is this? first generally speaking, for the most part, the cash heavy company are beating the slower value place. second, it can't be repatriated without paying big federal taxes. there is good news believing they would final it. third. there are companies specific issues with each of these stocks so we have to address them one by one. let me name the five kings of cash explaining the sub optimal performance. first is apple. down 8% year to date. d

or tweet me @jim cramer. what do you do with a rally by tech, oil and the finances like the one we had today? s&p 500 and the nasdaq climbed. what do you do? i'll tell you what you do. you own it! buy buy buy! before i get started explaining why i like this market, let me say that i pay very close attention. we got some real eye popping numbers from the investors intelligence poll. it turned out that only 35% of the wires are bullish. lowest level since february. 24% are bearish. a six-week high and the rest are calling for a correction. more than any time in the last eight months. these numbers should make you stop think and. wow! are things really that bad? i mean, is the situation really as frightening as february when the global economy took a nasty spill with many companies on the verge of bankruptcy that had nothing to do with oil and gas? the oil and gas patch just ravaged? are things truly as terrible as eight months ago when china was on death's door, looking like it would collapse? we've seen the wo

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mad money starts now. >> hey, i'm cramer. welcome to mad money. i'm trying to make you a little emergency. my job is not just to entertain. tweet me @jimcramer. it's getting hot in here, let's take off all our stocks. maybe that's not what nellie mea meant. investors run for the exits. >> 181 points. speed plunging 9.4%. >> the house of pain. >> remember how this market works. it has not one but two masters. the first is oil. if oil rallies, the stock market almost always goes higher. that's been the pattern. been the pattern since the bottom on february 10th, which is easy, because it's my birthday. the federal reserve. it's one mean task master. >> bull's want this these two separate. you know who always wins in the bear is almost always the -- >> first, let's set the stage. yesterday was one of those bizarre up days where nothing happened. nothing significant from any government. it was a terrific sign that in the absence of news, maybe the market wanted to go higher. however, the sign was a false one. as we found out this morning at 8:30 a.m.,

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what did tim cook tell our jim cramer about that sell-off? we'll hear the exclusive comments right after this break. >>> plus, stocks at 52-week highs. a top technician said they're going even higher. >>> charlie munger calling the actions of valeant demeant. what did big ackman have to say to that. we'll play the clip from the interview that all of wall street talking today. we needed 30 new hires for our call center. i'm spending too much time hiring and not enough time in my kitchen. (announcer) need to hire fast? go to ziprecruiter.com and post your job to over 100 of the web's leading job boards with a single click. then simply select the best candidates from one easy to review list. you put up one post and the next day you have all these candidates. makes my job a lot easier. (announcer) over 400,000 businesses have already used ziprecruiter. and now you can use ziprecruiter for free. go to ziprecruiter.com/offer6 images, videos, social updates. we call it dark data. 80% is invisible to most businesses. the ibm cloud has tools that can

>> george clooney plays a guy who is very closely modeled off of jim cramer on cnbc. he is a really bombastic die and in this movie, he makes a prediction that certain stocks are better than savings accounts. one of those bets goes wrong and he is taken hostage by someone who loses all their money. david: this first started back of the financial crisis. we've had movies made not long after that. the wolf of wall street, the big short a string of movies. , >> this is the latest in those , and we are starting to get into the phase of these as they are formulas. we are seeing another one this summer with breaking bad being positioned as the female-driven

if you ever see john ive on jim cramer's show, you should really be worried. >> we don't have to worryand you know, what i wish what jim had asked when he started to talk about india, and yes, india is a large country, and obviously growing middle-class and all of that stuff, but the gdp of per capita of india is $200, and the gdp in the middle-class of america is so great that maybe $700 phones won't work in india. that >> and tim cook's answer to that is, that is why we came out the $400 phone, and india not at the level of china for quite a few year, but it is that the addressable market of the smartphone is going to grow. that is his side of it, and the investors can make up their own minds. jason, i am wondering what do you think that you mentioned tesla, but realistically, aside from that, what could apple have bought in the last year or two that would significantly add to revenue and earnings, because i hear people say that about the m&a and about facebook and google, and google in particular has done some plenty of bad m, and a as well, and the issue is that the iphone is such

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congress cramer joins me now. welcome to the program. kevin: thank you. thank you for having me. fernando: why did you endorse donald trump? kevin: a lot of reasons. north dakota chose not to have a primary or caucus, which violates my fundamental principle that eelection are won by inclusion, not by exclusion so i did my own online straw poll, gathered system information as i could from as many north dakota republicans as i could. the combination of being informed by constituents, i felt mr. trump had a better chance toe win. fernando: and what are some of his policies that you know are good for america? kevin: the biggest thing for me is his ability to create jobs. he's proven that as a business person, he's surrounded himself with really good people and listens to them and his attitude about america first is really important and by that i don't mean to the exclusion necessarily of others but our country and our country ice needs, whether it's trade, policy, global policy as it relates to national defense. fernando: does that mean you agree with his intention as at a time sta -

apple's ceo tim cook spoke with jim cramer about that. you can find out what he's saying next. >>> tomorrow kyle bass will be live from the milk-in conference on what he's betting on right now. that's tomorrow right here on "closing bell." >>> apple reported disappointing earnings last week. conditions in china accounted for a large part of the company's decrease in revenue. ceo tim cook sat down with our jim cramer to talk about the outlook on the region. >> i could not be more optimistic about china. i think the long-term thesis is intact. there has never been anything like it in the history of the world. i'm still as optimistic as i've ever been. >> you can catch the whole exclusive interview tonight on "mad money" starting at 6:00 p.m. what did you think? >> long-term thesis, maybe not saturation over there, but i think this is now a show-me stock. obviously you have to prove in the next couple of quarters you'll see reacceleration. i still think the street has time to figure out what they can expect from this company. >> i think it's

tweet me @jim cramer. one year ago today this market hit an all time high.

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we'll bring you what jim cramer reports later. st.ouis fed president james bullard is in california to speak today. and alibaba and merck report results before the opening bell and we'll hear from news corps, square and gopro after the close. >> tesla posting a slightly lower than expected loss. target moves up two years. it was supposed to be by 2020. but tesla is cautioning that spending will increase as that production ramps up. on the conference call ceo elon musk also suggested his company will be raising capital. have a listen. >> for us to raise some amount of money. some combination of equity and debt. and make sure the company has a good buffer of, you know, cash on hand. >> shares of tesla rising on the report here in the pre market. they were sort of all over the place in the after hours market. popped originally. now up it looks like almost 4%. not everyone is a believer in tesla. at the sohn conference that we were at yesterday, jim chanos says he's shorting tesla. listen. >> one of our historical sign posts of a company

"mad money" with jim cramer starts right now."mad money wit starts right now. >>> my in addition is simple, to make you money. i'm here to level the playing field for all investors. there's always a bull market somewhere. i promise to help you find it. mad money starts now. >> hey, i'm kramer. welcome to mad money. welcome to cramerica. call me at 1-800-743-cnbc. talk about out of nowhere, this rally seems to have snuck up on us nasdaq rocketing 2%. what has fueled this thing? >> we have a bunch of cattles. let's start with the obvious, the darn thing won't go down. we had a ton of federal reserve officials talking about the need to raise rates. be the market took it like a champ. the s&p finishing up for the week. that was a signal. signal that a rate hike can be handled without too much pain. >> the house of pain. >> another possi of fed guns. came back this week, and spoke incessantly about rate hikes. now we're rallying, and rallying hard. this market refused to go down on bad news. something broader than fanning rallies or th

he rarely does interviews, kudos to jim cramer and the team, can you grow again, are you dead?hat's the sentiment on the street. for cook to come out and say two candid thing, "a," it's an overreaction and "b," my bad for not communicating the china point on the conference call says something. i'm just saying you don't hear that very often from ceos of very powerful companies but clearly cook cares about what wall street thinks. >> definitely. >> he's trying to turn the message here. what else i noted on the interview in terms of the bullish thesis that cook gave on apple, india. we're seeing double-digit growth in india. kept making the point that they are not the lte mode with phones. the switcher rate, those folks switching from android phones over into the apple system even in the united states and in developed markets which are called mature continues to grow in double digits in surprising ways they see that as an a way for growth. >> and i think it swings back into the next few quarters. i totally agree, great that jim got him on that tim cook cares about this. but just s

jim cramer joins us now from the new york stock exchange. there was one takeaway, what was it for you? did he persuade you? >> yeah, i think -- well, first, there's got to be more negtivity about the stock. these analysts haven't downgraded it. but my takeaway is if you think the company is a device company, that's a misread. the company is going to have 1.5 billion devices in the next year and a half. and it's really just a trojan horse for services and the services you think they may have backed into it, but that's the revenue stream that is going to be preeminent as they grow into other different parts of the world. and i just think people are viewing it as just a cell phone company. if they view it as a cell phone company, you should sell it. because it's not that, but i understand right now why you would say it is. you have to think about what it will look like, not what it is now. >> awesome. >> thank you. >> we look forward to seeing you very shortly. i'm sure you'll talk more about apple and i know i'll be stay tuned for that. >> com

talking about, can you get me to cramer?e he is. >> i got time. >> when we come back, tim cook's -- apple's tim cook met with india's prime minister and gave a revealing interview over the weekend. we'll talk about what he has to say about possibly lowering prices, also some of this news regarding taiwan suppliers on the iphone 7. also ahead the race for president heating up, goldman says that could be a good thing for some stocks. look at the premarket s&p down 0.6 for the month. we have not had a down may since 2012. more "squawk on the street" from the nyse in a minute. ♪ ♪ (charge music) you wouldn't hire an organist without hearing them first. charge! so why would you invest without checking brokercheck? check your broker with brokercheck. there's no one no one surface...e. no one speed... no one way of driving on each and every road. but there is one car that can conquer them all. the mercedes-benz c-class. five driving modes let you customize the steering, shift points, and suspension to fit the mood you're in... and

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let's get cramer's mad dash ahead of that.lorox out today. >> industrials ran for a while, talk about this roving bull market. back yesterday colgate, another fabulous quarter for clorox. he was dealt a great hand because when mr. canals, when he left, that last quarter got him out of venezuela. venezuela stopped paying for everything. i mean venezuela is not really -- it's a failed state. and they got out of it, so they have really good numbers. what i'm really impressed with is you got the 4% volume increase, cleaning sales really good, household sales really go good, burt's bees really good. a fantastic manager. he understands how to get to millennial. he spends a fortune on facebook. he knows where people the millennial are thinking. and he's got them on their mind. this burt's bees which initially i thought was an overpay really ramping. this is the kind of company you get that good dividend, you get the buyback, you get well-run management. and you can sleep. sleep at night. >> forex is a 3 point impact. >> right. >> you

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cramer. mr. speaker, there are many troubling issues that we in congress must address in order to reverse the alarming trends that we see today in the health, safety and well become of native children. these kids deserve far more of our time and attention. yet, for too long their needs have been neglected by this body, and so, mr. speaker, i call on congress to reverse this apparent neglect and to start passing legislation like the bill before us today. it will help protect and provide for our native children. mr. speaker, i want to thank senators hoeven and tester for introducing and moving the native american -- native children safety act. i stand in support of this bill and in support of our children. i reserve the balance of my time. the speaker pro tempore: the gentleman reserves. the gentleman from california is recognized. mr. cook: i yield such time as he may consume to the gentleman from north dakota, the author of the house companion bill, mr. cramer. the speaker pro tempore: the gentle

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my friend john kremsky says that the dollar is the 800-pound gorilla in the market. >> and cramer has talked about it for months and the super freaking dollar he referred to it, because it is the biggest problem for corporate earn inin. >> one of them, and the things that key off of the dollar, and as mentioned the junk bonds have a negative 0.7 correlation for the dollar, and moving inversely to the tight relationship, and so a lot of the reasons that we have been able to have the rally from february is that the dollar is rolling over, and down 9% from the december highs and broke below the 100-day moving average and broke below the 200-day, and squeezing longer that the net long specs have dis disappear and even if you are going to get a bounce higher in the dollar, and still on the down trend in the intermediate term, andped it is going to be supportive to the better earnings expectations of the year, and if the dollar is ripping back, however, you can look at all of the commodity sectors that are buoying us, and say good night, because they are going to do what serat suggests. >>

jim cramer? is the street getting it wrong? >> no, because they are look g fing for the growth opportunity in the near term and not seeing it. no visibility on it. is the street going to get it wrong longer term? yes, they are, and that is why there is a name that you want to own and not trade around it. and can it fall behind 90? yes, absolutely. it is my mantra as well, because i have made the mistake in years to be the idiot of trading around apple and losing a ton of money doing it. and don't forget i called it a generational buy or something like that stupid a few years ago, and i have lost a lot of money trading apple, and it is better to own it, and be cautious of the consis ten soif the earnings because of the balance sheet, and what they give back to the shareholders an ultimately they tend to find their way in terms of growth, and they will do it once again. >> steve? >> well, the stock is a market stock, and doing better than market, and maybe in a declining market, and so it is a fairly safe place to be, but apple i

jim cramer joins us now.but most of the session the market was down triple digits yesterday and apple was up a couple a percent. i attribute that to something that happened during your interview, and maybe a little bit of a bounce based on what's been some negative sentiment, jim. >> yeah, i think the latter is true. had it down for eight straight days. by the way the stock has been down a bunch of times this percentage after a particular event. so it wasn't an unusual decline, it just wasn't relentlessly a daily decline. i wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't come back. i'm waiting for analysts to downgrade. i can't believe these guys who have it kind of as a soft buy don't pull it and that's how you get a negative bounce. that's how you get the real bounce. you have to get all these sunshine bulls out of the way. and i think that can happen eventually. in the meantime, you know, we have a weird market that we've got all good quarters reported. every one. but the futures are down because the rest of the world

i'm carl quintanilla with jim cramer, david faber at the new york stock exchange.remarkets high coming off the second biggest volume day of the year. a lot of earnings to get to today. allerg allergan, gap, disney tonight, misses estimates second month in the row to the downside. nikkei higher on some yen weakness helping to support oil as saudis say they're going to increase production to meet demand. >>> roadmap begins with shares of gap falling hard after the retailer reported slumping sales, stock's down more than 40% over the past year. could it be time to buy? >>> allergan is on the move this after the company's earnings report and announcement of a $10 billion share buyback program. what is behind this big move? we'll discuss. >> and valeant's new ceo joe papa joined jim on "mad money" last night. we'll see what he had to say about generating cash and buffett's right hand man charlie munger. gap poised to open at four-year lows on the company's fifth quarterly sales decline. comps down 5%. the retailer also issuing some disappointing profit guidance for q1 s

cramer bounce, no. and i'm saying that said this morning watch the morning show and i love that show, i'm just saying i think he felt like, look, let me be more control of the narrative. and i think a lot of it has to do with the conference call than what happened. because if you read the conference call there's two conference calls. there's the what tim cook has to say and then there's the questions from the analysts. and the questions from the analysts are almost entire like now that you're a value stock, now that you've run out of gas, now that trees -- you want that conference call to control then all you say is, you know what, we are done. and i think he's trying to get beyond the analysts. he does care about wall street, not desperate. because the conference call was a great call because they made the quarter and then some stuff about hong kong and china and slow down. and then analysts who they may have buys on it, they should have sells on it given those questions. they should just own it. i don

he was a constant guest on kudlow and cramer.t allow the ability to take on anybody. the insurance carriers have so much more fire power than you. >> they do. the larger question being raised here is the growing power of silicon valley to control much of the news business. >> right. >> and his place of course in the facebook board is very interesting given how influential facebook is. and him firing back really against the first amendment what gawker does a lot of these situations including -- it's very distasteful. >> but there's no right to privacy in the first amendment. it's only found by the courts. the founding fathers did not believe in right to privacy. you're really kind of bucking that. but it's a fascinating case. we've done some great reporting here on the case. >> yeah. hats off to squawk and andrew who's had a good week of coverage. it's going to be a story with ramifications for sure. we'll get stop trading with jim in just a moment. dow's up 27. don't go anywhere. - the light bulb, a bright idea if you use the rig

i'm carl quintanilla with jim cramer and david faber at the new york stock exchange.utures week, if you thought the pain was over from retail earnings, think again. we're going to get to what target is calling a volatile consumer environment, goldman taking equities to neutral, overweighting cash. watch europe, got some new brexit polls to tell you about this morning. yield curve continues to flatten and of course the fed minutes are on the way 2:00 p.m. eastern time. road map begins with target shares plunging after the company issues guidance. call will begin in just over an hour. >> goldman sachs downgrading equities saying there's no particular reason to own them. and fed minutes are coming out later today as the dollar hits a seven-week high. >> four years ago today facebook went public at the nasdaq. shares priced at $38, now closer to $120 on a day where mark zuckerberg is set to meet with some u.s. conservatives. >>> first up, mixed picture on retail, target beats on quarterly profit but revenues and comps miss, current quarter guidance, lows better than expec

cramer, but we're going to have an opening bell. lot of starts are going to start trading right here on "squawk on the street." >>> you're watching cnbc "squawk on the street" live from the financial capital of the world. we'll get the opening bell in about a minute's time. coming off of best day for stocks since march 11th, jim, as people in the middle of the session decided they wanted to own some more of these things. >> that was an amazing day yesterday because you had oil cooking, the dollar going the right way. you didn't have really any earnings reports that could destroy the thesis, so in the absence of everything the market went higher. we went back and looked at a lot of stocks that reported great numbers and they were all flying. and i think that was important. >> most of the s&p earnings are now in. profit down about 7.4. at the beginning of april estimates were for them to fall about 9.5. it has not been a good earnings quarter but it's been less worse than people thought. >> yeah, just some high profile disappointments

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