the creamer actually sounds pretty good! have a >> it's is election day with control of both houses up for grabs. >> it could be days perhaps even longer before we know the fin

peanut butter and jelly creamer! it will not be available in stores.hey are only making 100 bottles. you have to win them so you can enter through september 22nd. so you say yay on this? >> i don't grab the creamer and pour half the bottle in my coffee, you know. maybe a couple of splashes and i'm fine. i'm good. but getting back to peanut butter and jelly, i don't like the combined jelly and peanut butter in the jar, no no. i got to have it separate. >> but this is still your favorite sandwich? >> it is. creamy over crunchy and jelly over jam. >> i would flip that, i am opposite, but this was

the creamer actually sounds pretty good! i have a >> it's is election day with control of both houses up for grabs. >> it could be days perhaps even longer before we know the final midterm results. >> be patient on election night. you may not know for a couple days. ♪ ♪ >> ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert!" tonight... lights, camera, election. plus, stephen welcomes live john dickerson and mike birbiglia. featuring live louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: hey, everybody! ♪ ♪ welcome. all right. [cheers and applause] we got it, we got it. we got it. have a good show. happy tuesday. happy live everybody. oh! hello, friends! beautiful. beautiful. up there, down here. ♪ ♪ thank you. you touch me. how are you? thanks, everybody! here we go. here we go. here we go. are you all right? all right. thank you. please have a seat, everybody. you're too kind. please. welcome. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host,

applause] >> thank you so much for the wonderful introduction, and it's a thrill for me to be at creamers as my publisher said what would you like to speak in washington? i said well, it would be disingenuous that i went anywhere else except for claims because this literally is my bookstore. dirty secret i will admit i can't always enter when i walk by because of always will buy something. i sometimes skip past because selection here is so good and it's such a wonderful community and where else can you get a good book, aat glass of wine ana great sandwich? it's really fantastic to be here. thank you all for coming out here on a school night, to state that i know it's not always easy for everybody andnd thank you fr the overwhelming response from look for me there. we did not anticipate how popular this book was going to be last week. actually ran out of stock which is good problem to have but it's quite terrifying. i can't thank anybody more anymore than you guys are taking the time andoo effort to get the book and read a book and care about the book so thank you so much for that that i d

if you are out of creamer for your coffee, maybe you want to try mayo. >> that's what one titans football player does as on camera. well, levi's levis, sorry to this man. y'all knew that. >> no, i don't know who he is. >> all right. so we'll. sorry if i see levi. >> i'm going to say levi. >> i thought it was ken jennings for a minute. >> don't do it's giving ken jennings. >> it's giving a young, slightly more athletic ken jennings. okay. >> it's giving my stomach hurts, right. >> so will went viral for a clip of him stirring mayo into his morning coffee. and then he got a lifetime endorsement deal with hellmann's. he tweeted he's excited about the lifetime supply that he is going to get. >> what is this about the banana, though? >> it's a banana with a peel on it. he eats the whole peel >> anyway, i am ready to move on to weather. >> yeah, me. too >> hi everyone. wednesday morning shaping up to be pretty mild in our inland valleys. the return of low clouds and fog at the immediate coast have some of you in the cooler zone. it is 62 here in santa cruz in the mid 80s today. so a warm day on