hello. ( stapling ) announcer: crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery butterfinger.r. you guys are idiots. ♪ >>> we are back. this is their self-titled debut cd. it comes out september 29. here with the song "bulletproof", la roux. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ been there, done that, messed around ♪ ♪ i'm having fun don't put me down ♪ ♪ i'll never let you sweep me off my feet ♪ ♪ i won't let you in again the messages i've tried to send ♪ ♪ my information's just not going in ♪ ♪ burnin' bridges, shore to shore ♪ ♪ i'll break away from something more ♪ ♪ i'm not to not to love until it's cheap ♪ ♪ been there, done that, messed around ♪ ♪ i'm having fun don't put me down ♪ ♪ i'll never let you sweep me off my feet ♪ ♪ this time maybe i'll be bulletproof ♪ ♪ this time maybe i'll be bulletproof ♪ ♪ i won't let you turn around and tell me now i'm much too proud ♪ ♪ to walk away from something when it's dead ♪ ♪ do do do your dirty words ♪ come out to play when you are heard ♪ ♪ there's certain things that should be left unsaid ♪ ♪ tick tick tick on the watch and life's to

hello. ( stapling ) announcer: crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery butterfinger.nna lay a finger on my butterfinger. you guys are idiots. ♪ >>> we're back. the script will be here. when our first guest isn't terrorizing fellow celebrities, twittering his more than three million followers or being the perfect husband to his wife demi moore, he acts. his latest movie "spread" with anne heche hits select theaters on august 14. please welcome ashton kutcher. [ cheers and applause ] great. here, that's a talk show no no, ashton. if i don't have this card i don't know what your name is. how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> are you twittering right now as we speak? >> i maneuver in my pocket and make it send tweets. are you upset with me? >> not at all. >> you didn't come by the dressing room. i felt like why didn't he come by? >> i never say go by and say hello. i rarely -- >> now you like me less? >> i think you're confusing me with leno. >> no, i'm not. >> i think it's weird to go say hello and then we have to -- >> then we have to fake hello out here. >> it's like a we

hello. ( stapling ) announcer: crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery butterfinger.gonna lay a finger on my butterfinger. you guys are idiots. ♪ >>> hi there. with us this evening, you know her from high school musicals 1, 2 and 3. her new movie "bandslam" opens august 14. vanessa hudgens is here. also with us, a director and now actor whom you can see in quentin tarantino's new one, "inglourious basterds," that opens august 21. eli roth is here. and later on, all the way from stockholm, sweden. this is their self-titled debut album. making their american network television debut, miike snow is here. that is a band, not a person. it's mike with two i's. tomorrow, sienna miller will be here. and dave salmoni and some animals. and on friday, quentin tarantino, rachel nichols and comedian doug benson. so join us then. i want to tell you something real quick. this is from "usa today." the headline, clinton brings prisoners home. here, this is "the l.a. times," you can see, again with clinton. bill clinton brings back journalists, big picture of them there. "new york time

hello. ( stapling ) announcer: crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery butterfinger.nger on my butterfinger. you guys are idiots. >>> hi, we're back with ashton kutcher. you can see him tomorrow at the el rey theater. this is their self-titled debut cd. here with the song "breakeven", from dublin, ireland, the script. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing ♪ ♪ just prayed to a god that i don't believe in ♪ ♪ 'cause i got time while she >>> hi, we're back with ashton kutcher. you can see him tomorrow at the el rey theater. ♪ ♪ i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing ♪ ♪ j ♪ 'cause i got time while she got freedom ♪ ♪ 'cause when a heartbreaks, no, it don't breakeven ♪ ♪ ♪ she finally met a man that's gon ♪ while i'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping ♪ ♪ 'cause when a heartbreaks, no, it don't breakeven ♪ ♪ e ven, even, no what am i supposed to do ♪ ♪ when the best part of me was always you ♪ ♪ and what am i supposed to say when i'm all choked up and ♪ i'm falling to pieces they say ♪ bad things happe n for a reason ♪ ♪ but not wise wor

hello. ( stapling ) announcer: crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery butterfinger.my butterfinger. you guys are idiots. ♪ >>> all right, we are back with quiet music so as not to scare the animals. our next guest has spent his life working with the most dangerous predators on earth, and has been attacked by nearly all of them. watch him live among lions on "into the pride" premiering august 13 on animal planet. please welcome dave salmoni. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> nice to meet you. >> good to meet you too. well, look at that. i can't help but notice you've got an animal there. >> yeah. >> that is a lion? >> this is an african lion. >> there are other kinds of lie condition? >> there used to be. there are 2250 left in asia. >> i heard they're really good at math. >> i guess so. >> this is baby. >> this is baby. >> we call him moose. >> old enough to kill us yet? >> not old enough to -- i've got a nick on my chin. check out the teeth. >> it's cute. no really more harmful than a dog i would say. >> you know what, that's what people think. the number one

hello. ( stapling ) announcer: crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery butterfinger.nger on my butterfinger. you guys are idiots. >> by the way, there is a sound track to "the inglorious basterds," too, and it's spectacular. you even have vintage stains on the back. if you're a stain aficionado, there's something for you right there. our next guest is an actress and former model. her latest movie is called "g.i. joe: the rise of cobra." it opens today. please welcome rachel nichols! [cheers and applause] >> thank you for coming. you look fantastic. >> thank you for having me. >> last night was your big hollywood premiere across the street here. >> yes. >> was it fun? >> it was amazing. it was my first big premiere. it was exciting. i know you saw sienna last night. >> sienna miller was on the show, yes, yes. why, did she say something about me? >> no, not at all. >> i did see her. are you guys friendly? i know you're enemies in the movie. >> we're friends in real life, but enemies in the movie. we have a kick-ass fight, where she wins sadly, but we spend a lot of time

hello. ( stapling ) announcer: crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery butterfinger.me. the new cd is called "leave this town" it's in stores now. once again, from seattle, daughtry. good night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i've been trying to find you without leaving ♪

hello. ( stapling ) announcer: crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery butterfinger.'s gonna lay a finger on my butterfinger. you guys are idiots. ♪ >>> hey, we're back. seth green is here. zac sunderland is on the way. our next guest is a very modern woman who does all her dating on television. she came in third on last season's "the bachelor" and is giving it another go as "the bachelorette." this monday night at 8:00 watch her choose the man of her dreams here on abc. please say hello to jillian harris. [ cheers and applause ] i feel like a giant tonight. >> i'm so excited. you're beautiful. >> oh, thank you, thank you. >> no, he's absolutely stunning. >> this is not a dating show. you don't get to send one of us home at the end. >> i was so confused. >> maybe we can do a video package together. >> good to meet you. as i mentioned you came in third last year. that was a whole mess at the end. you were kind of fortunate to be not involved -- to be in the top two there. >> i kind of squeaked out in the nick of time. >> why did you decide you wanted to subject yoursel