i was in vegas this weekend, and someone took a picture of me sitting on criss angel's lap. - now there'shese rumors that i'm cheating. - [sighs] - it's not my fault. he was a chair right before i sat down. - sounds like we both need to let off some steam. what do you say we go out tomorrow night? we could, like, grind up on some randos, maybe have a one-night... stew--a one-night stew? - interesting. so you'd cook stew overnight? and then you'd have a hot, fresh pot of stew for breakfast! that's genius. - yep. please, portia. i just want to have a fling. i mean, i'm an adult. i can do whatever i want, but please just say "yes" right now while my mommy isn't listening. - i don't know. i'm pretty burnt out on clubs right now. - oh, come on, portia. it'll be like those two girls' night out movies that came out at the same time, only ours will be as good as the black one. - fine. - yeah! [grunts] [coughs] [upbeat music] - well, well, well, said baby jessica while having a nightmare. - if you're interested in television production, one of my sims is a famous actor. - i'll have what he's havin