>> well, first off, i appreciate the play on words you did that with two's a crowder.that's who i am. you are worth the extra effort, but go ahead. >> thank you, neil. you make me feel loved and welcome. first, talk about north korea threatening to nuke the united states. you know, of course, it's laughable. that's namely, i think, because north korean seems to be te worst actors on the planet. remember when the freaky kid who wondered too far off the cabbage patch, assuming room temperature, and the entire country was mourning, how fake that looked? this man who put them in abject poverty, who -- neil: that was fake? >> yeah, yeah, i think it was fake. i think the entire country deserved a razi for that one. [laughter] you know, the same country now, they try to act -- do we believe the threat? no. i'm more of a libertarian. that's what people call me. i don't use it becauseit's a cop out when you have glenn beck and bill mar claiming to be one thing, the waters are muddy, but that's what people say i am. this is where i get off the libertarian boat. say we have intel

ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage fox news young conservative mine, -- mind, steven crowder. >> thanks, mom. [laughter] i know it has been a long morning. ?re you folks ready [cheers and applause] are you ready for cpac? that's racist. [laughter] >> a lot of speakers are going over time. we love you, but you're not all that important. we have other speakers coming up. are there any members of armed services are veterans in the ground? give them a round of applause. [cheers and applause] ?ho is arming -- army marines? navy? [cheers and applause] [indiscernible] , gutentag. that is a thinking jug. [laughter] here,ing to use a word democrats. i need to get him a chance. this gentleman here, representative of the seventh district of alabama. he earned recognition as a conservative democrat who broke ranks with his party on national security issues. he was an early supporter of president obama's 2008 present -- presidential bid. he served as cochair for barack obama's campaign. congressman artur davis. give him a round of applause. [cheers and applause] >> thank you. thank you, i

you are a great guest and a funny guy, and you raise a lot of good points, steven crowder, marined in marooned in texas. the president's schedule, you saw it, look at this, first lady, jam-packed meeting with what big bird? presenting at the oscars? appearing on late night with jimmy fall long, now walmart, why this tour is going to cost taxpayers, that is you, more than you think. neil: well as the president warns that automatic cuts will hurt the economy and the healthy, the first lady is ramping up her own health push, visiting walmart to push it to sell more healthy food. nutritionist sandy, likes what she is doing, but even though obesity is a problem, it is not the white house's job to tell people what to sell or eat. neil: you like what she is trying to do? >> this is a national epidemic, the first generation of american children that have a short shorter life expectancy than parents. neil: i can understand suggestions eating healthy, but it getting to be another strong arming it. >> it is true there is a major obesity problem, but, telling the firms what they should be doing i

you are a great guest and a funny guy, and you raise a lot of good points, steven crowder, marined inrooned in texas. the president's schedule, you saw it, look at this, first lady, jam-packed meeting with what big bird? presenting at the oscars? appearing on late night with jimmy fall long, now walmart, why this tour is going to cost taxpayers, that is you, more than you think. this is $100,000. we asked total strangers to watch it for us. thank you so much. i appreciate it. i'll be right back. they didn't take a dime. how much in fees does your bank take to watch your money? if your bank takes more money than a stranger, you need an ally. ally bank. your money needs an ally. [ male announcer ] when you wear dentures you may not know it, but your mouth is under attack. food particles infiltrate and bacteria proliferate. ♪ protect your mouth, with fixodent. the adhesive helps create a food seal defense for a clean mouth and kills bacteria for fresh breath. ♪ fixodent, and forget it. neil: well as the president warns that automatic cuts will hurt the economy and the healthy, the first

steve crowder, if he is happy he can keep illegally downloading episodes of agree, thanks to uncle sams come in. >> i can't see anything, but i don't know what that obama nation of cover of white stripes was. that was awful, don't do that in my earpiece again. neil: that was g.i. joe coming to a theater near you and any ahead. >> with channing tatum, such a doll. comes to u.s. advertising on piracy web site, if there were every a question that government has overstepped its original boundaries it is now advertising on piracy web sites, like stimulus project, they spent millions of dollars to put up signs saying your tax dollars are going toward stimulus project, the government should not use my tax dollars to advertise to anyone how they are using my tax dollars. neil: you don't draw the line on whether it is a piracy site or not, you just don't want them to do it period. >> they don't need to be advertising anyway, it is inappropriate illegitimate role of government, a lot of people my edge, especially could not tell you the first or second amendment, the lesson my dad gave he, he use

. >> i can say the first one man crowder. >> stephanie: yes, but [ censor bleep ] chutney, you cannots steph why are drones only spoken of in terms of terrorists. say there was a nut job about to open fire in say a grade school? roger says the same thing. it's interesting -- my god liberals, don't feed into the propaganda. that doesn't mean deadly force won't be used against american citizens anyway. ask david koersh. interesting takes. we have charlie in miami on the very same subject, hi charlie. >> caller: good morning, steph. i remember you when you was on radio down here in miami. >> stephanie: i am still on the radio. >> caller: not in miami anymore. i'm glad i caught you on current. >> stephanie: i know they had to replace us with a sports station that gets a quarter of the listeners, but that's okay. >> caller: when it comes to anything that it has to do with obama, you didn't hear them crying when they passed the patriot act -- all of them liberties were gone when they passed the patriot act. >> stephanie: yep. >> caller: last i check we're still at war with afghanistan, and

. >> thank you steven crowder. >> single? in california in prop 8. there is a lot of misunderstandings and misinformation that's put out even by supposedly unbiased or neutral news sources like this morning on npr, they were stating that in california, domestic partnership establishes the laws so we have equal rights as a married couple would already under the domestic partnership laws but see the way in which they discriminate against us is sneaky and tricky so like my partner's health benefits get taxed as income. where a married person's partner wouldn't be. so they discriminate in ways you can't see on the face but they're still there and it still impacts us. >> stephanie: very good point. by the way, i don't know what is going on. jacki dating game today. might you -- schechner looks especially hot today. thanks for being my conduit/pimp. whatever. >> stephanie: why don't i get a date from my own show? >> apparently she is a bad girl. >> apparently. >> you ask the question why you're not getting dates. >> noy what boys l

joining us now is fox news contributor steven crowder. icon and then lashes out? >> it's not offensive, jesse, happy easter, i hope you enjoy all things christy and all things christ. important things to know about jim carrey before the fox news attacks. he tried to do social political commentary in the '80s, sam kinson, and failed. went back to funny faces. he's not only a moron, is a comedian and it's a horrible thing and say this by a canadian. they don't understand, firstly, free speech and the second amendment. two different histories and united states fought for the freedom and we fought the single most country, and never happened before or since. and canada bends over to kiss the ring of royalty. they struck a plea bargain and they don't understand what goes into fighting off tyrants. to fox news, issuing veiled threats that he may sue fox news. jim appears your understanding of the first amendment is almost as poor as the grasp of the second. in this country we have a right to disagree, it's called free speech. that doesn't exist