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. ♪ cruncha muncha cruncha muncha ♪ ♪ cruncha muncha cruncha muncha ♪ ♪ fritos on my sub [ male announcer jimmy: my next guest is a a two-time olympic gold medalist and is the only guy to ever win gold at both the summer and winter x-games. ladies and gentlemen, shaun white! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: shaun white! welcome to "the tonight show." thank you for coming and doing our show again. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: yeah. welcome back to america. >> i know. glad to be back. >> jimmy: i have lot of questions, i have lots of questions. because everything i read and saw in sochi, the conditions seemed like -- like awful. i mean, like comically bad. i mean, was it that bad? were you rooms off -- were you sleeping with wolves walking around? i mean -- [ laughter ] >> pretty much. no, i mean -- it was strange. i mean, we got there and my whole family came out. so i didn't stay in the village, i rented a house. we got there, the house, the whole left side wasn't there. it wasn't built -- >> jimmy: it wasn't there? >> yeah, it was kind of like -- unfinish

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