] ♪ cruncha muncha cruncha muncha ♪ ♪ cruncha muncha cruncha muncha ♪ ♪ fritos on my sub ♪ cruncha munchaha ♪ ♪ cruncha muncha cruncha muncha ♪ ♪ fritos on my sub [ male announcer ] the new fritos... ♪ cruncha muncha ...chicken enchilada melt from subway. ♪ cruncha muncha tender pulled chicken, authentic enchilada sauce... ♪ fritos on my sub ...with fritos corn chips on top. it's the chicken enchilada with the gotta have it crunch. only at one place. subway. eat fresh. ♪ fritos on my sub [ crunch! ] so i got the new nokia lumia icon. it's got 1080p video, three times zoom, and a twenty-megapixel sensor. it's got the brightest display, so i can see what i'm shooting -- even outdoors, and 4 mics that capture incredible sound. plus, it has apps like vine -- and free cloud storage. my new lumia icon is so great, even our wipeouts look amazing. ♪ honestly, i want to see you be brave ♪ ♪ tonight on the program a very interesting man from the worlds of fashion and film a lot of the big stars will be wearing his clothes on sunday and i'm told he doesn't like it. tom ford is here. and then her alb

] ♪ cruncha muncha cruncha muncha ♪ ♪ cruncha muncha cruncha muncha ♪ ♪ fritos on my sub ♪ cruncha munchaha ♪ ♪ fritos on my sub [ male announcer ] the new fritos... ♪ cruncha muncha ...chicken enchilada melt from subway. ♪ cruncha muncha tender pulled chicken, authentic enchilada sauce... ♪ fritos on my sub ...with fritos corn chips on top. it's the chicken enchilada with the gotta have it crunch. only at one place. subway. eat fresh. ♪ fritos on my sub [ crunch! ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? oh, wait, you' been here. never mind. how many episodes now of glee. >> we just celebrated the 100th. >> jimmy: oh, 100th. that's a lot of episodes. >> that's a lot of episodes. as an actor, you never know where your next job is. it's pretty amazing. it's a pretty big landmark to look at it and look back. we've been through so much together, such great highs and really bad low. we're closer than ever. and they gave us, they had a little party for us. and they gave us an uneatable cake. it's like plastic. >> jimmy: yeah. they're not for eating. but it looked good? it looked delicious, yes. are there

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