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jon cryer is here!d applause ] also stopping by, star of the hit show, "2 broke girls," kat dennings. [ cheers and applause ] and then later i'll be making some meatballs for breakfast with the owners of the meatball shop, michael chernow and daniel holzman. [ cheers and applause ] now, we here at the show we believe that no matter how different two things are they can still have common ground. and it's time to prove it, once again with "venn diagrams." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: you guys remember "venn diagrams." we take two seemingly separate groups and find out what they have in common. so, duke defeated wisconsin last night to win their fifth ncaa title. so on one side we have duke wins. on the other side we have a text that says "we need to talk." and in the middle we have things no one wants to see. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i should take this. on one side we have things people say about justin bieber. and on the other side we have things people say about cauliflower. in the middle we have

great to have john cryer with us.and he's showing a new side of himself with a funny memoir. so that happen sd the title of it. where did you come up with that name john cryer? >> it was a way to describe all of this very strange things that happen to me in my career. i -- when i realized that's what the book was going to be that's what the title was. >> what was the impetus? you have had a very long career. so many stories i remembered after only reading roles that you have done. and of course we all know the journey that you took on two and a half men. was that like now i've got to write this down? >> no. as we were beginning the last season of two and a half men. my manager said have you ever wanted to write a book and i said no. because writing a book is hard. >> it's really hard. >> it's really hard and they said people would be really wanting you to write a book now. i said i don't want to. i said if you could get me a book deal i'll write a book because i was sure they wouldn't be able to. >> that's how you hav

. >> plus, jon cryer tells all. with secrets about charlie sheen. >> i didn't know if even the show could continue. >> drugs, prostituted s anhedid hook up with ashton's ex demi? >> awkward. >> also, how plus size lingerie models are taking on victorias secret. >> two talented young people that reamally ke a powerful >> now, "e.t.," entering the friend zone. the date is set for bruce jenner's tell-all with diane sawyer. a new sighting raises more questions. nancy o'dell is off. nischelle turner is here with me. let's start with michael jackson. acording to reports, attorneys are claiming the late super star spent $200 million to silence several alleged victims. >> the reports also claim wade robson and james, two men in their 30s, are threatening to release a wealth of evidence. this could do what no other prosecutor has been able to do, show that jackson violated young boys and paid to keep them quiet. >> tonight's top story, michael jackson's accusers quiet no more. >> we're talking about mind-boggling amounts of

. >> jon cryer grabbed his cocktail but host andy cohen pressed for details. >> was it the girl in san diego? >> yeah, it

i am a cryer, i hate it because i defensive. mary: compartmentalize it. is not abobout you.ior. rebecca: you have feedback tips th go o beyond this like sayingg thank you no matter what you heard. this can be part two of feedback. mary we e can lk about ging it too. rebecca: thank you. the roundtable is next. we have the inside scoop on big decisions being made that will imimpact your business and while it -- whileallet. stay tuned for more of this week's "washington business report."." rebecca:elcome back. it is time for the roundtable. th was a busy week in business news. here to break it down a are two of our favorite experts. welcome back to you both. robert mccartney there is an impoant deadline on nday. there's a lot ofof bickering over it, the maryland budget. you have been writing ababout it and talking to busins leadaders. you say larry hogagan has already been a change agent. robert he has changed the framework for the debate i in annapolis about spending and tataxes. there is no diussion this year about raising taxes. he is putting essure on the democratic led leg

. >> plus, jon cryer tells all.out charlie sheen. >> i didn't know if even the show could continue. >> drugs, prostitutes and did he hook up with ashton's ex demi? >> awkward.

gathering brings together world leaders, industry icons, artist and activist to discuss struggles and cryermph women all over the globe. joining me is the ambassador for global women issues the ambassador for women. welcome. one of the major things at this year's summit protecting women and children in conflict areas. where is the world failing of this regard and what more needs to be done? >> it is a big problem because so many of our conflicts are involved in perpetrating sexual violence against women. it is a violent tactic with the berries which egypt purpose on the side of the armed combatant. there are plenty of international guidelines for the need to protect women. in these circumstances the women and children are the casualties. these are civilian casualties and tremendous impact that this kind of violence has. we need to a better job on the protection sign and prosecution side to ensure those who are perpetrating this kind of violence are paying the price and the system of just this. -- justice. mark: as we talked, there are still issues to be resolved with bo boko haram and with

. >> john cryer, who went a few good men. >> two and a half men. >> yes. >> you cannot handle the truthmber the half movie she's all that. >> here it is. >> ♪ >> i saw usher in there. >> look at that. >> i'm not doing that in public. >> yes. >> next up, this scene from mean girl. >> why is everybody stressing with this thing. i mean it is only plastic. really just... >> lindsey. >> and then, of course that was spring fling. we are talking about somebody contacted me on twitter, we have been talking about this next one. it is not prom but it is still dances and you get our drift. >> yes. >> now, living in utah they didn't want to have school dances. he went to the school. and then they are having a school dance. >> trying to ban it. >> mayor, girl friend. >> they have a great party. >> i have another idea. >> as my mom used to say, hey mom i have an eye tea. she said well, treat it gently, mike, it is in a strange place. >> that is terrible, so hilarious at the same time. >> my mother. >> how about our own. >> let's recreate that scene from foot looks. >> so during our prom, we will have

today, "two and a half men" star jon cryer. and award-winning actress jane lynch.all next on "live." [captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television] now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] jon cryer, of course.nd give it up for the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight kit harington, from "while we're young," actor and musician adam horovitz, music from the mountain goats. featuring the 8g band. ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very, very excited to hear that. this was an interesting thing that i read today. according to "the new york times," jeb bush identified himself as hispanic. [ laughter ] on his 2009 voter registration form. while hillary clinton identified herself as "president." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's

so now to jon cryer who was pretty in his pompadour on the late late show.e looks great. that's good. finally, how about this. it's a tale as old as time. the live action version of beauty and the beast is anything but. in fact, it's so new we're only getting our first glance at the film cast. josh gad. we love him. he will play lemiure. emma watson, dan stevens, kevin klein. the caption, can't wait for you to be our guest. also in the film but not pictured, sir ian mckellen and emma thompson. the movie set to be released 2017. here's a factoid for you. hit it al. >> the only animated movie ever to be nominated for a best picture was "beauty and the beast." before they had their own category. >> randomly go up to someone and say did you know. you'll look cool. >>> up next, usually when a i talk about boas i talk about feathery ones. but not with this guy. weird, wild, and deadly animals. we're not kidding around. am i going to wear it? no. right after t today something entirely new is being built into bounty. dawn. new bounty with dawn. what a novel idea! ju

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