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cuervo.edy legend whose first televised concert in 30 years called "far from finished" will air this saturday at 8:00pm on comedy central. first stand-up in 30 years. it's going to be amazing. i can't wait for that. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one and only bill cosby. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> good to see you. >> i know. welcome to the show. >> some of the things we are doing on the show. >> it's wonderful. >> we love this guy. >> jimmy: that's not me. bill i'm over here. that's not me. >> who's yelling. from that movie. >> jimmy: that's not me. >> jimmy. jimmy. >> over there. >> jimmy: not me. >> do that again. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: not me. >> jimmy: that is not me. >> bill, save your -- bill, hey, hey, hey, buddy. >> jimmy? >> jimmy: yes. it's me. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] >> you scum -- >> jimmy: no. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy, do you have hair on your legs? i'm ripping it off -- >> ji

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have a cuervo. have an adventure. just don't have any regrets. cuervo. have a story. smoke?s and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest is a four-time oscar nominee who stars in two big new movies. "her," which opens in select theaters on december 18th, and "american hustle," which opens everywhere december 20th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome amy adams! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, amy, you look gorgeous. >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show, here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats on these movies. you're all over the place. look at you on the cover, here. "vanity fair." ooh la la. [ cheers and applause ] watch it, watch it, everybody. this is "hollywood reporter." look at all these. that's a very -- like a very -- that's a very plum photoshoot. look at that. some very important people there. [ applause ] now, be honest, were you all there, really? >> we are. >> jimmy: or were you green-screened in? >> trust me, i have a little bit of -- i have like, mild social anxiety. and they were all there. and i'm kind of a freak on oprah. i get the magazin

have a cuervo. have an adventure. just don't have any regrets. cuervo.ly have to go sign 450 autographs after this. >> jimmy: you have to? all right, you'll make it. you'll make it. mom knows best. congratulations again. "bangerz" came out today. all ready top of the charts. congratulations to you for that. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're psyched for you! we've known you for a long time. i've known you for a long time. do you remember we did -- this might jog your memory. but, a long time ago, we did a canadian soap opera? >> of course, "jacob's patients." i played the owner of a nail salon, and you were a customer. >> jimmy: i was a customer, that's right. >> that was so much fun. >> jimmy: yeah, uh -- yeah. [ light laughter ] it was, except -- i mean -- >> you're acting kind of weird. >> jimmy: well, don't take this the wrong way. but you were kind of difficult to work with. >> what do you mean? >> jimmy: what? >> what do you mean i was difficult to work with? >> jimmy: well, first of all, chill. second of all -- [ laughter ] for

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have a cuervo. have a souvenir. just don't have any regrets. cuervo. have a story. jake from state farm at three in the morning. who is this? it's jake from state farm. what are you wearing, jake from state farm? [ jake ] uh... khakis. she sounds hideous. well she's a guy, so... [ male announcer ] another reason more people stay with state farm. get to a better state. ♪ hey! have you ever tried honey nut cheerios? love 'em. neat! now you on the other hand... you need some help. why? look atchya. what is that? you mean my honey wand? [ shouting ] [ splat ] come on. matter of fact. [ rustling ] shirt. shoes. shades. ah! wow! now that voice... my voice? [ auto-tuned ] what's wrong with my voice? yeah man, bee got swag! be happy! be healthy! that's gotta go too. ♪ hey! must be the honey! [ sparkle ] sweet. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are old friends and frequent colaborators. they're here tonight to perform the holiday classic "fairytale of new york" with special guests glen hansard and kathleen edwards. please welcome iron and wine, and calexico

. >> en febrero 2 hermanos se enfrentaron en el súper tazón, los cuervos ganaron y rompieron lo que hicieronansformó en capeón. >> en julio el fútbol amaneció de luto cuando el internacional ecuatoriano chucho benítez falleció en catar por un problema cardíaco. >> y al final del año tenemos a las selecciones clasificadas al mundial de brasil: por sudamérica chie, ecuador, argentina y uruguay, por nosotros tenemos a méxico, honduras costa rica y estados unidos. >> y tenemos muchos momentos en la retina en el ámbito deportivbo. >> continuamos con más en esta ediición de noche buena, volvemos., >> ♪. ♪ ♪ qué alegría ♪ este día ♪ si llega a nevar ♪ hay que celebrar ♪ vamos que llegó la navidad ♪ vamos que llegó la navidad ♪ ♪ vamos que llegó la navidad verizon ahora tiene los regalos que todos quieren. eso es poder. verizon. > >♪. >> más de 200 santas se reunieron en maine para correr en una actividad, se les pide que colaboren con dinero paras poder mandarlo a un club rotario. >> y nos vamos, buenas noches, que la pase bien. >> buenas noches. >> ♪. >> felicidades y bendiciones, hasta maÑana. ♪