that sounds made-up, like hogwarts, or humpty dumpty, or benedict cumberbatch. ( laughter ) and despite.r.h. title, harry remains sixth in line for the crown, which puts him just behind prince william's children and just ahead of john goodman. ( laughter ) and to make the whole thing even more official, on saturday, queen elizabeth herself announced that harry and meghan "will no longer be working members of britain's monarchy." so that means there's a job opening in the royal family. maybe a megxit means a colb-entrance. ( laughter ) hi! how are you? mrs. queen-- can i call you "queeny"? my name is stephen colbert. i'm interested in the position of royal highness. i have no formal training in being a prince, but i have been told i'm a royal pain in the ass. ( laughter ) anyway, i'm a fast learner, i'm highly motivated, i can wave backwards, and i've never met jeffrey epstein. ( laughter ) we'll be right back with jim gaffigan. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) people ask m celebrity . and, i tell them, "nobody should." but, i just don't think you need a separate private plane. b