i love a good cunnilingus joke on the evening news. >> who doesn't?ot. >> my mom once wrote a romance memoir about the man she had dated. and i use that term loosely. she described one guy she was currently dating who my mom was 85 at the time as the najinski of cunnilingus. she made me proof read the book. mom, i don't know much about modern dance. >> nor modern cunnilingus. >> exactly. >> do you see what rob ford has done for us? >> yes. brought us forward in so many ways. all right. we'll leave it there. my panel, thanks. >> hands down best panel of the year. i haven't watched all of them, but i love that one. just ahead what new research reveals about a type of knee surgery nearly three quarters of a million americans get every year, research that could make you think getting it done at all. we'll also tell you about a new security breach at one of america's busiest airports on one of the biggest travel days of the year. i have a cold with this annoying runny nose. [ sniffles ] i better take something. [ male announcer ] dayquil cold and flu doesn

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