oh, cupid me, that's enough! okay, that's it, cupid me! that's it! that's it, cupid me. aww. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. my guest eguests tonight chloe x halle, everybody. first up, first up, breaking news at the trump white house. believe it or not, today, someone got fired. ( laughter ). >> breaking tonight, the president kicks another high-level member of his team to the curb in a tweet. mr. trump announcing just a little while ago that the veterans affairs secretary, david shulkin, is out. >> trevor: i believe it was the great philosopher dj khalid who once said, another one." yup. president trump has fired his secretary of veterans affairs. and he's replaced him with the official white house doctor, the man who gave trump his presidential physical. yes. which sort of makes sense. i guess trump was probably like, "anyone who's seen me naked deserves a reward. ( laughter ) ( appla

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dan, how does one come up with the cupid shuffle plank challenge?ing pretty boring, pretty tedious, kind of just hanging out here. >> right. you look at a great song it makes you want to move your feet. >> true. >> so naturally i came up with little exercise, and you know the power of social media, took over, and made it from here all the way to hong kong. so 15 million views for you alone, the people across the world are getting involved. as a new way to move and work out. this is not your first rodeo, though, you had another video go viral that was a work out. how many views for that? >> right now that is at 69 million. >> 69 million? >> 69 million. >> which one is that? >> the cha-cha slide plank. that was the first one. and this was the follow up to the cupid shuffle. >> real at this all comes down to let's just not be bored as we work out? >> ex andly, as is perianal trainer always fun and new ways to get people moving. this was one of them. >> okay. >> i like how it works. because it is pretty boring: let's see we can work it out. >> you guys

ioc is also the owner of other internet brands such as tender and 0k cupid.ss news headlines. shifting our attention to india. a lack of support from the government is the reason farmers are protesting. it joined government is the reason farmers are protesting. itjoined other states in waiving of billions of dollars in farmers loans. many are saying they have not received the benefits. we travelled there to find out if the policy of debt forgiveness has any economic sense. this woman and her family have been struggling to get food on the table. three years ago, her husband had his own life. he had borrowed $500 to build his house. but he wasn't able to make enough money from the family farm to repay the debt. she says money was a constant worry for him. she is now hoping a government plan to forgive loans for farmers will help ease the burden for her family. translation: my son and i work on some deals's farm. together we earn $3 per day. that is not sufficient given the high debt we have to repay. if the government cancels the loa n repay. if the government

. ♪ thank you, cupid, for being the only time a baby in diapers holding a weapon has made someone thinkow. >> steve: i like that. that's hitting something with me. >> jimmy: that's a full on weapon, yeah. ♪ cupid and a crossbow ♪ thank you, olympic village, for distributing a record number of condoms to athletes at this year's games and sparing the world from an incredible generation of super athletic babies. >> steve: yeah! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: what's the problem? >> steve: i said, what's the deal? >> jimmy: ♪ baby with a a crossbow ♪ >> steve: ♪ baby with a a crossbow ♪ >> jimmy: ♪ whoop there it is [ laughter ] what rhymes with crossbow? anything? >> afro. >> jimmy: afro? like -- >> like a afro. >> steve: yeah. ♪ baby with a crossbow wearing an afro ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's more like '80s, like -- ♪ ♪ ♪ i turn around it's a baby with a crossbow ♪ ♪ ♪ it's a drummer with an afro i turn around it's a baby with a crossbow ♪ ♪ baby with a crossbow >> steve: -- >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter ] >> steve: whoop, there it is! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you ferrero rocher, for

and i was on the fort commission, we -- when i was on the port commission, we voted with cupid's bow is now. and the embarcadero, and the art commission and the port had approved a giant foot. it was just going to be a foot. about 50 feet tall that was going to go there. and all been approved. and then people started complaining. what is a foot doing? the foot represent ed the embarcadero and embarcadero is spanish and taking a journey. and that turned into such a big battle royale that the foot disappeared. there was no foot. but now you see cupid's bow and that was just as controversial, but that was paid for not by the city but by the developer across the street who was trying to get rights to put in the building and the restaurants that are there now. and they were able to do it. but sometimes these innocent art projects can get out of control. but i think the gate should be pretty good. i just bring that up as curiosity. thank you. >> thank you very much, commissioner hardeman. chief nicholson, my comment on the art piece is that, as you said, the funding from the art piece come

the cupid shuffle inspiring new work out craze.m vacation and will be here to show us how it all works in a little bit. we'll be right back. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> back on "eyewitness news," space ex marking a milestone, the rocket lit up the early morning sky around cape canaveral florida, the company launched communication satellite into orbit, space ex says the satelite is its largest payload ever, about the size after bus. >> well, ' long miss being is delighted over the launch, tweets very proud, can't believe it has been 50 falconine launches already, ten years ago we couldn't even reach orbit with little falcon one. >> turning to wealth ever, brutal driving conditions in minneapolis minnesota after several inches of snow and freezing rain fell, storm system is moving into our area tonight. sound like fun, right? folks in the midwest are accustomed but it was unbearable because of the strong wind gusts. here at home bracing for the worse but hoping for the best the damage from friday's nor'easter is widespread with

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of small audiences will build a community of which speaks in a chaotic city like delhi i wish when cupid struck it out in love came knocking a poem this woman wrote deals with the risk of falling in love she would like our is to carry a warning but since they don't fall in love remains dangerous. but mind you there are other ways to use ms have to trade hard for it however now that i am already here these deal with caution. the earth are. here the poem is presented as a song with guitar complement pain for lines about love and life. but not all the poets focus on intimate and every day. so we talk about gay rights feminism gender is a is a really big draw in slam poetry so you'll see we have performers who talk about how you know it is to be of women in india. or northeastern india in a city which is discriminatory. this parrot is not even indian she comes from tibet doesn't really feel that term anywhere and now works through her frustration with poetry. these girls that i don't have the same spirit of the unadulterated tibetan line india has seeped into my soul the elders called them s

okay cupid. >> what? >> i'm just asking the question. look, i think they say a lot about society. that's why they are going higher and that's why they are good buys a $14 million market cap trading at 30 times earnings growing at least that fast i think it's going higher. >> what does etsy say about society, we desire hand crafted goods. >> it is the answered amazon for all intents and purposes that's not where you are going the sell sock punts and that, on amazon. >> remember the guy adami sock puppet they returned it. >> one name that dom left out that's important -- >> zillow. >> no. >> sorry >> i'm talking. >> square. they got the cash app, trade crypto and they also have caviar, a grub hub competitor. >> which is a head scratcher when it comes to square's portfolio of businesses. >> unless you watched last night's "fast money. >> imcramer did a story about it as well. >> this may central a reach for growth. >> it sure does. >> it does to me you like these names but they are absolute lie flyers right now. because of that are you willing to pay premium right on on those names?

think with the schedule and this and that and all of a sudden, you're dealing with john podesta's cupid emails. or you're dealing with telling don't in detroit to you need to go vote and you can text your vote in. that i do feel certain about, even in the law they had help from american political consultants. they knew what message to send square. there's not some guy in st. petersburg to 17 years old that knows to do this. there was a level of sophistication that you would have had to have someone who had a lot of experience with american democracy. bryan: let's unpack that a lot. first, i don't how many baseball fans we have here. [laughter] whatfor clarity, i think you are saying is that whatever john podesta plan was for the biggest emails were released, he didn't execute. james: exactly. whatever was set up in whatever they're doing something here with throw you out of your sequence. that's i do know. i think -- political science -- we don't know with the coldly thing. --hink it was inappropriate this thing will be studied ad nauseam add -- add something or another forever. but i'm