welcome back, curtis payne. you may now begin section two. >> pop? >> what? i'm making a smoothie. >> uh... >> to verify identity, please enter your favorite color. >> oh, that's easy. blue. >> correct. what is your favorite food? >> pork chops, macaroni and cheese... >> please list only one food item. >> pork chops. >> correct. what is the name of your childhood pet? >> oh. i know this one. uh...it's something with an -- with an odor. smelly, funky, musty. tart. pops! pops! >> what? i'm coming! what? >> um, what's the name of that stinky dog that you had when you were a kid? >> you have 5 seconds, 4, 3, 2 -- >> tart. >> stinky. >> incorrect. identity fraud detected. curtis payne must report in person to verify identity and complete exam. >> oh, my god. oh, my god. >> we can start over. >> oh, my god. oh, my god. oh, my god. >> what you doing? >> yaaaah! i'll kill you! i'll kill you! >> whoo. claretha, you think curtis is gonna like my feet? >> oh, girl, once he sees that fire-engine red nail polish, he is not gonna be able to keep his hands off you... unfort

curtis! >> shut up, ella. if this is c.j. payne, you're being a pain in the ass. >> curtis! >> please do not call back. >> both: beep! >> okay. [ laughter ] >> okay, curtis, i don't want it. i don't want it! >> i'm full, too. >> babe, we used to do this when we first got married. we've gotten too old for that now. >> you're too old. i still got life. >> yeah. two minutes' worth. 2 minutes 17 seconds, remember? >> 2 minutes and 18 seconds. >> that was yesterday. >> my pressure was up. >> that's the only thing that was up. who are you calling? >> hello, is beverly there? >> ask her. >> how long was it? >> ask her. >> when i was with you yesterday, how long was it? >> one minute. beverly? hello? bill? >> he told me his name was beverly. [ laughs ] >> why do you keep calling them? >> to see if they miss me. >> probably not as much as you miss them. >> i don't miss them. i love my new place. it's mine and... i love it. >> what do the kids think? >> both: we hate it! >> hey, hey, i said go to bed! >> you mean go to cot! >> yes. anyway, aunt ella always picks up the phone, man. som