cuz if they keep finding [bleep] it's bri bye.re under 70 and don't religiously turn on the network news every night at k6 30,. >> in 2003 brian williams gave his original report from iraq. >> we asked the u.s. army to take us on an air mission with them. >> the chinook ahead of us was almost blown out of the sky. >> that hole was made by a rocket propelled grenade orr pg. >> jon: oh. but in 2013 on letterman it became. >> two of our four helicopters were hit. by ground fire including the one i was in. >> no kidding. >> rp g&a k-47s. >> jon: no kidding. so in 2015 as he returned the story to a news format on his show he stuck with the more, we say interesting workshop version. >> the story actually started with a terrible moment a dozen years back during the invasion of iraq when the helicopter we were traveling in was forced down after being hit by an rpg. >> jon: see, i see the problem. you have to infotainment confusion syndrome t occurs when the celebrity quartet get their wires crossed with the medulla anchor dala. you see wh

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