so now i'm there with across from me is a braless cybil shepherd -- i'm sorry.oss from me is a shirtless cybil shepherd and her best friend both wearing very pretty black bras, and there's a mrs. robinson thing happening, but it's -- i guess their gaydars weren't pinging at that moment. >> they were not aware that you were not going to swoon over the -- >> i did see that it was quite exciting what was happening. the next suggestion is we should take our pants off. and i -- am i continuing with this story? >> how far does it go? >> well, basically i -- this was -- i was in l.a. this day. i don't know why, but i was freeballing that day, okay? i don't know if you can use that term on cnn, but -- >> we'll find out. >> you'll cut around this if you need to. so i was not comfortable taking my pants off ultimately. i didn't pick up the show, and -- >> i don't know if i would have had that strength of character. of course, all of america is now jealous of this guy. let me move on. you are basically the father, the grandfather, the godfather of the real housewives serie