-da, da-ga-da, kae-na-ga-da, da-ga-na-da him, gi-ni-da, da-ga-da-da, da-ga-da, kae-na-ga-da, da-ga-na-da, di-ni-di-ni-da. ♪ ah-ma-nei-za, ma-ma-nei-za, ♪ ♪ nei-pa-ba-lama-lama- ba-lama-nei-za. ♪ you have to reproduce. [plays same piece] this ability comes only from singing whatever you're playing. it requires a lot of memory, and you have to be on your toes at all times because you don't know when you're going to get a lesson. it could be in a restaurant. it could be late at night while he's in bed. it could be in the car, in rush hour traffic in new york city on the way to the airport. but when it occurred to him to teach, that's when it was time for you to learn; time for me to learn. so i did that for about almost 20 years. [drumming] why don't we play the first part. we'll see what needs to be done. the first movement up to here? no. just the exposition of the first movement. [plays light, bouncy piece] (pagano) there's so many facets to be considered in classical music that one really needs to be guided. music is sound,

the place you can remember your name because there ain't supervisor say to give you no city pain da-da-da-da-daa-da-da-da and then i let the horse run free cow the horse had run to mayor lee and at the end after being led i was looking at a dragon's bed you see, i've been through the parade with a horse with no name it's so good to be out of the rain in the parade you can remember your name cause there ain't no one to give you no city pain da-dee-da-dee-da-da-dee and i can see clearly sitting now the city rain is gone and i can see all city hall obstacles in my way gone are the dark clouds that had the typhoon, typhoon philippines blind it's going to be a bright, bright rainbow day it's gonna be a bright, bright rainbow day hey-hey-hey tuesday. (applause) >> next speaker. >>> good afternoon. my name is jordan engle. some of you know me at this point. i'm here as a representative of a group of concerned property and business owners on the broadway corridor. a few of which appeared at the last small business commission legislative hearing in late january. we were under the impression after that m

. >> yes, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> da da da da da. ♪ every ten years i promise to love youu made me laugh in the wedding singer ♪ Ñ and then we went on 50 first dates ♪ ♪ you are the fred to my ginger rogers ♪ ♪ you're the rob ford to my crack cocaine ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ am i your best movie husband ♪ ♪ of course you are adam ♪ better than hugh grant ♪ much better than grant ♪ better than ben stiller ♪ much better than stiller ♪ better than jimmy fallon ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ you both have great qualities ♪ [ applause ] ♪ i will still love you when you're 64 ♪ ♪ i will still love you when your boobs touch the floor ♪ [ laughter ] >> so, right now? >> not yet. [ laughter ] ♪ truth is, you've made me better than i ever thought i could be ♪ ♪ every ten years you'll always have me ♪ [ applause ] ♪ oh i could be the man who grows old with you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i want to be the man who grows old with drewy ♪ >> thank you! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: drew barrymore, adam sandler! stick around dierks bentley performs next everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hum-hum ♪ hu-hu-hu-hu ♪ hu-hu-hum-hum ♪ mm-m-mm-m-mmm ♪ dah-da-dah-da-dah-da-dah-dah ♪ dah-dah-dah-dap ] >> joe: aerial coverage provided by bud light. seahawks' defense, back on the field. here in metlife stadium. there's john elway. who is the executive vice president of football operations. back-to-back super bowls. first time in 15 years they've been here. here's montee ball. they're still working on the back of knowshon moreno, who left the last time the broncos had it. gain of one. there's under seven minutes to play here. and the denver broncos have to start going down the field. >> troy: you do the math, joe. they need two touchdowns and three two point conversions. they have to start getting the ball down the field and pick up a lot of yardage in chunks, which is hard to do against this defense. >> joe: second and nine. and it's demaryius thomas who is going to be good for a first down. let's take you down to erin andrews. >> erin: just an update on knowshon moreno. he spent time on and off this training table. athletic trainers working on the left side of his back, trying to

. ♪ sunny, da da da da. ♪ my sunny was singing shining so sincere, sunny once so true, i love you. ♪ad something, didn't he? >> he was one of a kind. you know. i've just been doing a lot of the interviews with people you know and knowing how people felt about him as an actor and he's just this guy you know. i think a lot of people don't realize he's really intelligent, really well read. he wrote really well. he was a great musician. in our film, at one point, it becomes a musical and he sings dr. john and mary ann faithful. we recorded over capitol records where he recorded his calypso album where sinatra would do it. it was kind of, we really had a great time you know. i miss him a lot you know. i feel real honored. >> when are you going to finish the film? >> six months. we're pretty close. it took so long, charlie, you know. he's very -- it was really difficult. we would film when we had money and when bob was around. and people, like dennis hopper said to me, how did you get him to do this? i'm so surprised he said yes because he's so difficult about stuff. and i said you know, i

da-da-da, all these different things are like, no, you can't do this. you have to do this kind of line. and so it's kind of the first of its kind. so that's the reason it's been a lot of confusion as -- >> seth: right. >> -- to why i want to do it, to why -- so frustrated about it. it's like, why don't you just do music, dareative expression. like, i have a friend yves behar, that designed the jawbone wristband and stuff and the jambox and everything. as a designer, you know, he's not in a box to only design, you know, a speaker. he can design whatever he wants, and i'm like, that's the type of creative expression and freedom any creative, you know, wants. and as you, you know, get really successful at one thing you start to grow, and you feel like you can do more things, and your shoe starts to get a little bit tight, and do you everything you can to get a bigger shoe so you can walk further and run faster. and people are like, now in this day and age, if you don't believe it, they're like, no, kanye, you can't run faster. this is the limit that was made. this is -- the walls that michael jackson broke down for you and jay-z and russell simmons broke down for you. this is the end of it. so i'm in the process, 2013 all the controversy, blah, blah, blah. i'm in the process of breaking down walls that peop

♪ hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hum-hum ♪ hu-hu-hu-hu ♪ hu-hu-hum-hum ♪ mm-m-mm-m-mmm ♪ dah-da-dah-da-dah-da-dah-dah ♪ dah-dah-dah-dah ♪ [ pprrrrrrttttttttttttttt ] ♪ [ clap, clap ] ♪ >>> we welcome you live to daytona, time lapse earlier, 38 laps into the daytona 500, rain, severe weather warning at the track. and 3:40 in this rain interruption, they are currently drying the track, doing the best they can. the rain has been intermittent, making it difficult to dry the track. still hoping to go racing. and the racing we had earlier, when they waived the green flag, it was the rookie back to the 3 car, richard childress racing and austin dillon who led one lap. kyle larson, another rookie, they were seven rookies in the daytona 500. the kid from california, twice went into the wall damaging his car. matt kenseth two-time daytona 500 winner. >> he almost misses his pit stall. spun it around and wound up in the pit stall. >> that's fancy pitting. >> martin truex already in a backup car. >> that's one of the richard childress power under the hood. there's nine other cars that have that same engine. lot of people worried

(imitates trumpet fanfare) ♪ dum da-da-da! let the doing it... commence.you have to do that every time? donna, if i had the money, i'd take out an ad in the paper. oh, no. no, no, no, no, no, no. never say, "oh, no" when you're talking about birth-control pills. anything's better than "oh, no." i forgot to take one. except that. oh, god. oh, god. oh, my god. one minute my life's all light and breezy, and the next, i'm shackled to you and some kid. oh, my god. oh, my god, my heart is pounding so hard-- like in the cartoons, when daisy duck sees donald duck, and her heart goes, "ba-boom! ba-boom!" but that was a happy thing, and this is 'cause you couldn't keep your dirty hands off me! okay, come on, let's think. hey, there's only a couple times a month something like this can happen, right? maybe there's some kind of time-related loophole. hey, did we spring forward or fall back? when we did it? i don't know. i don't know what you'd call it, but it's the same every time. well, i can't be that bad, donna. i got you pregnant! ♪ ♪ hangin' out ♪ down the street

she was say, "da, da, da", and picked up the camera and played with the buttons. >> did you know that you were ? >> no, i went back to the hotel room and couldn't get her off my mind. tatiana told everyone, "that's my mum." she probably said it to everyone, but they told me she never said it. >> can you imagine what your life would be like if she never stopped in there. >> i don't think i would have lived this long. for the first eight years of my life i didn't go to the doctors or have medical treatment for the first six years of my life. >> watching her compete, it's hard to imagine when tatiana came to the u.s., she was so sick doctors feared the sick little girl wouldn't make it. >> i'm thinking, "i have to keep her alive." i thought i'd get involved in swimming. >> tatiana joined the bennett blazers. a program for disabled athletic children in baltimore maryland. tatiana was an immediate stand out. >> she was very spirited. she wanted to do everything. i mean, it's - her speed was phenomenal. she had a natural athleticism. >> the coach said "she's amazing", i thought, "yes, she i

this is the speed, she was going da da da, picked up my camera and played with the buttons. >> did younow you were possibly going to adopt a child? >> no. i went back to the hotel and couldn't get her out of my mind. unbeknowns to me, she said, that's my mom. and i said, she probably says that to everyone. but then they told me, she never said that. >> i don't think i would be living that long. for the first six years of my life i didn't go to the doctors once, didn't have medical treatment for the first six years of my life. >> watching her compete now it's hard to bleeb that whether tatiana first came to the u.s., she was so sick that doctors felt she wouldn't make it. >> i was thinking, i've got to keep her alive. how do i do that? swimming, swimming is good for hasht. >> eventually tatiana joined the bennett blazers. >> you can do it. >> a program for disabled children in maryland. coach glen herman said tatiana was a standout. >> she was a spirited kid. she always wanted to do everything. her speed was phenomenal and she had a natural athleticism. >> the coaches are saying, oh she

i would sometimes strike up a conversation, how are you doing today, da, da, da, yeah, looks good, reallyce, whatever, just small talk. it's hot outside, whatever. then okay, what can i help you with? i'm here to make a withdrawal? savings or checking? it's coming out of your drawer. please give me the money and i'll leave. are you serious? yes, ma'am, i'm serious. that be all? yes, ma'am. you have a wonderful day. you have a wonderful day, too. and i walk calmly, nonchalantly out of the bank, walk about 20, 30 yards and take off running and i'd disappear. nobody knows where i went or what happened to me. >> while this isn't walker's first prison term, it is his longest, bringing special meaning to the five tears he has had tattooed on his face. >> got these like nine, ten years ago, about ten years ago. they were for each member of my family that i'll never see in the free world again. my son, my mother, my father, my two sisters. >> walker has been in prison for ten years and has at least another twenty before he's eligible for parole. troy wagner has been struggling with the 20 years h

and we're going bump, da-dun, da-dun, da-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun. and that's a swag surf.s, "swag surf." bow! alexis, you got it. >> [ chuckles ] >> booyah! >> ever wonder why circuses have rings? it's because the ring is the best way for riders to do tricks on cantering horses. why did you want to join the circus? >> well, i'm glad for the opportunity to showcase my country's talent and to do different stuff at the same time. >> so, you actually get to ride this elephant behind us? what's that like? >> yes, i do. it's different, because it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. it's a little challenging. the elephants have a mind of their own, but it's a great opportunity. this is my beautiful elephant. >> in addition to riding an elephant, she's also a caribbean dancer and showgirl. so, what does it take to be a showgirl? >> first you need one of these beautiful headpieces. >> wow. >> can i put it on you? >> i would love that. >> okay. >> wow. this is big. i feel like a bird. could you teach me some of the moves that you do on the elephant? >> sure. i can teach you one or t

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da gusto saludarlo, usted me ataca, me molesta me hace bullying, soy buena persona. >>> te da gusto saludarme? pero a mÍ no. me das dolor de cabeza. nunca me dejas contar chistes. ahÍ estÁ. >>> ay, ay. >>> para que te entumas. >>> me hiciste como matrix. mira. >>> cuidado! (gritos) >>> ay. >>> mira lo que hay ahÍ? >>> quÉ pasÓ? >>> ahÍ vas. >>> ya empiecele. >>> vamos con chistes. >>> limpiate la boca. te comiste todo el tiramisu. >>> vuelu vuela, vuela, vete, vete, vete, yo te recojo. >>> gracias tacherin. primer acto. un perro muerde el hombre, segundo acto, el mismo perro, vuelve a morder al mismo hombre. tercer acto, el mismo perro vuelve, vuelve vuelve a morder al mismo hombre. cÓmo se llama la obra? >>> no sÉ. >>> remordimiento. (risas) >>> estuvo bueno. ahÍ le va el mio. >>> primer acto. >>> tacher. esperate no te muevas. >>> quÉ tengo? >>> traes pelos en la oreja. >>> no es cierto. >>> es sÍntoma que te pones viejo. >>> no, no es cierto. >>> los traes enrulados ademÁs. (risas) >>> estÁs de guacala. >>> traigo cerilla. >>> eso estÁ peor. >>> que te la limpie conchis. >>> ay la conchis. primer acto, saliÓ un hombre matando a tres moscas. segundo acto el hombre mata a tres hormigas. en el tercer acto, llama a tres cucarachas. cÓmo se llama la obra? >>> cÓmo? >>> el exterminador tres. >>> malÍsimo. ♪. ♪. ♪. pero saltale. ♪. ♪. >>> oye. nadie me llamÓ. >>> esperatÉ, esperate. >>> nadie te llamÓ. >>> ven, papalatealo. (risas) pegale. >>> agarralo. cachalo! ahÍ vas. >>> prÓximo chiste. >>> se abre el telÓn y aparece una naranja con capa. >>> ay caramba. >>> cÓmo se llama la pelÍcula. >>> asÍ de plano. >>> no, supernaranja. y aparece una pera con una pelÍcula. >>> cÓmo se llama la pelÍcula, supernaranja disfrazado de perÚ pera. oye. >>> y. >>> recibela. >>> no, no, la carita no. se me fue esto. >>> primer acto una caja de llaveros y un llavero solito en un rincÓn. >>> pobre llavero. >>> segundo o acto, una caja de llaveros y solito en el rincÓn el llavero. >>> abrazame. >>> y el tercer acto, el llavero solito y la caja del llavero. >>> cÓmo se llamo la obra? >>> cÓmo? >>> el llavero solitario. (risas) >>> ese estuvo bueno!♪. ♪. ♪. ♪. >>> ya, dejelo. >>> a este quiÉn lo invitÓ. de veras? >>> el problema que nunca me invitan. >>> el chacal estÁ durmiendo, sino le hubiera tocado la trompeta. >>> cuente un buen chiste. >>> ayÚdame. >>> tengo un buen doctor, para que te ponga. (risas) >>> se lo puso a raÚl gonzÁlez. >>> no me haga tanto que se me quita la pimienta. >>> primer acto tacherin. >>> dÍgame. >>> un hombre araÑa a su vecino, segundo acto el mismo hombre araÑa a su novia. y el hombre araÑa a los vecinos. cÓmo se llama la obra? >>> cÓmo? >>> el hombre araÑa. (risas) >>> lo echaste a perder. >>> estÁn muy malos sus chistes. quiere saber un chiste malo malo. >>> sÍ. >>> primer acto. un niÑo va solo. >>> sus partes, le pegaron. >>> regresalo. no vÍ. primer acto un niÑo va solo al cine. segundo acto el mismo niÑo va solo al cine, tercer acto el mismo niÑo va solo al cine. cÓmo se llama la pelÍcula? >>> cÓmo? >>> pocajunta. porque va solo. >>> no le entendÍ. >>> se me cayÓ. ahÍ estÁ. >>> ay! ♪. ♪. ♪. ♪. ♪. >>> por quÉ los superheroes estaban tristes cuando se tomaron una foto? >>> ¿por quÉ?>>> porque saliÓ sin flash. (risas) >>> muchachos, siÉntense. vamos a hablar de mujeres de cosas bonitas, de los hijos, saben que como mamÁs, todo lo que hacen nuestros hijos, las gracias que hagan por mÁs tontas que parezcan para los demÁs vre ese la quinta maravilla, los famosos sienten lo mismo, y comparten en redes sociales, y uno siente que son los sobrinos de uno, le preparÉ un reportaje de los bebÉs de los famosos. los baby del momento. >>> a ver. >>> en el 2013 hubo epidemia de embarazos entre famosas, y trajeron al mundo hermosos bebÉs que se robaron el corazÓn de nosotros, tal es el caso de milÁn pique. hijo de shakira y pique. quien desde que naciÓ, nos cautivÓ con imÁgenes que los padres compartieron, en el estadio camp nou, su primer halloween, y hasta cuando mamÁ se pone a experimentar con su cabello. minijackie destila ternura pura. mes tras mes jackie la presume. su papÁ la llevÓ a esquiar, y compartiÓ el video, atacada de la risa. (risas) >>> el 25 de noviembre ivy queen dio a luz a su hija nayobi. en redes sociales la mostrÓ al mundo, como toda una diva usa Únicamente ropita de marca. el prÍncipe william y la duquesa de cambridge, anunciaron el nacimiento del bebÉ real george en julio pasado, de los acontecimientos mÁs esperados de la historia. kim kardashian y kanye west dieron mucho de quÉ hablar con el nombre de su hijita, north west, aunque su madre se tardÓ en presentarla, no para de tomarle fotos y subiÓ esta, con ella, y aquÍ y allÁ. >>> miren, quÉ lindos. >>> hasta yo pongo fotos de mi bebÉ. >>> es un bebÉ muy grande ya ximena. >>> sÍ, mi bebÉ, lo pongo en foticos. >>> mira mi bebecito. >>> mostrando su fuerza. >>> mostrando mÚsculos, te amo. >>> uno siempre, como bien les decÍa, se siente orgulloso de todos y subimos gracias de nuestros hijos. >>> sÍ, por lo pronto lo hago con honey que tiene hasta cuenta de twitter e instagram, me pasarÁ con mis bebecitos. chicas vamos a la pausa. lo importante de desmaquillarte al ir a dormir. y aquÍ tambiÉn los removedores naturales para que no daÑen el cutis. >>> importante. >>> y tambiÉn ricky martin quiere estar conectado, no se imaginan lo que el astro boricua harÁ para estar conectados con sus fanÁticos, desde mÉxico alejansandra rosaldo como le va en el embarazo, y los cambios en su vida. >>> atenciÓn chicas, nos visita el grupo duelo que se siente libre por naturaleza. regresamos con mÁs de "despierta amÉrica", la casita mÁs feliz de regresamos con mÁs de "despierta amÉrica", la casita mÁs feliz de la recibí los puntos sorpresa que me enviaste. ohhh... los voy a usar para comprar joyería. y yo también recibí tu sorpresa. y voy a comprar chocolates. ...oh, ok... este día de san valentín, miembros de shop your way reciben puntos sorpresa en su cuenta. kmart. consigue más amor. [ locutor ] presentamos starbucks via latte. un poquito de agua caliente le dadon joaquÍn areachica vino a buscarte, le urge hablar contigo. >>> no te dijo de quÉ? >>> parece que sabe dÓnde estÁ josÉ luis Álvarez. >>> te recomiendo que no te sientas demasiado segura, en cuanto alejandro compruebe que esa criatura es suya, tu vas a salir de su vida para siempre. >>> ese niÑo no puede nacer. ♪. ♪. ♪. >>> quÉ haces con esa pistola? ♪. ♪. ♪. >>> "lo que la vida me robÓ". esta noche. a la 9/8 centro por univisiÓn. la casa de quiÉn "vulgarcito"? >>> la casa de tu abuela. (risas) . >>> quÉ es eso? malcriado. oye. >>> tÚ que vas a opinar tacher, quÉ en todo te metes. >>> no le voy a volver a hablar en mi vida, lo voy a ignorar. >>> ignÓrame. >>> pÓngase a leer lo que tiene que hacer. >>> le hago congoja. >>> te voy a dar. >>> no llega, usted no llega, estÁ chiquito. no llega. mirele. >>> oigan, en el capÍtulo, dÉjame tacher, en el capitulo de anoche de por siempre mi amor. vimos que fernando planea su prÓximo zarpazo! >>> no se nos enoje hombre. >>> jhonny quÉ feo eres,