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you know, you look at census numbers and you see, well, this is, you know, college-educated, da-da-da-da-da... but there's progress that's demonstrable in a sort of sociological way, but there's also progress of the soul. and i deeply believe in that, that things can feel differently for certain people, that you can derive a certain amount of comfort. i wrote a piece on malcolm x for the magazine, and one of the things i was saying in the blogging about the piece was that people, when confronted with malcolm x, always say, "but what did he do?" "what policy did he pass?" and i think that that's a really impoverished way of looking at human progress, you know. we are... not to overdo this word, but spiritual beings. our souls need things, you know. we need to feel better about walking down our streets. we need to feel like we have some sorof ppose, that there's someone out there, you know, who sort of shares us, who reflects how we see the world. so i think there are all sorts of progresses, and, you know, they might not necessarily track, you know, with socioeconomic indicators, but they're

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