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. \♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> this is ridiculous> jimmy: hello again, it's me, james kimmel. from my house. which is starting to feel like our house. it's still weird working from home. when the show ends i don't go anywhere. i just stand here until the next one starts. i will say, we had an action-figure packed day. there was a marvel mystery in the house this morning. my wife molly found this in the living room. i don't know if you can see that, there. spider-man with a coronavirus mask. so she assumed i did it. which i did not. she then asked our daughter jane, who is five, if she did it and she did not. then there was only one suspect left, our son billy, who just turned three. he did it! he found little piece of wallpaper in jane's dollhouse and pasted it on spidey's face. so, if you think your kids aren't absorbing all this, that's going on, you're wrong. i do need to explain to billy that spidey is already wearing a mask. you don't put a mask on a mask. it's like putting two condoms on. i'll wait until he 4

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous,his house. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy kimmel and welcome to the opposite of a spin class. thank you for being with me, even if it's because you literally have nowhere else to go. i hope you had a pleasant memorial day. we spent the long weekend trying to put the duvet cover back on the bed. fun. this was a weird memorial day. i think we can all agree that zoom barbecues suck. this weekend, donald trump, by unauthorized presidential order, made a sweeping declaration to open all churches, temples and places of worship in an effort to make sure the most devout americans get a chance to contract the coronavirus too.

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous,his house. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy kimmel and welcome to the opposite of a spin class. thank you for being with me, even if it's because you literally have nowhere else to go. i hope you had a pleasant memorial day. we spent the long weekend trying to put the duvet cover back on the bed. fun. this was a weird memorial day. i think we can all agree that zoom barbecues suck. this weekend, donald trump, by unauthorized presidential order, made a sweeping declaration to open all churches, temples and places of worship in an effort to make sure the most devout americans get a chance to contract the coronavirus too. it was a controversial decision, one that could endanger the lives of many, but anyone who knows donald trump knows that he is a man of great faith. and so on sunday morning -- he went to church. for the first time. he went to -- wait, that's not church. he went to golf? he went to play golf during the pandemic, because that's what jesus would do? i guess. i don't know trump t

♪ la la da da da da da de ♪ captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> trevor: hey, everybody, i'mvor noah. welcome to another episode of "the daily social distancing show." on tonight's episode, we wanted to talk about the only conversation every american is having right now: what do you do about the police? do you abolish them? do you defund them? do you make them smoke the whole carton of tear gas so they learn their lesson? well, tonight instead of guessing or using some random account on twitter to try and figure it out, we're going to be speaking to actual organizers and some of the actual people who have been behind the "defund the police" andthe abolish movements from the very beginning. so if you're confused, or if you don't agree, or if you just want to try and find out what the hell is going on, well, tonight's episode is specific for you you. yeah, you bryan. i see you. welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> announcer: from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show," with trevor noah." >> t

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculous,immy kimmel. and welcome to the longest and worst episode of mtv's "cribs" ever. there is nothing fun in this house including the owner. you know, we don't have a vaccine yet. there's some big news from the world of breakfast, ihop has announced a new cereal, called panflakes, they are little pancakettes you can pour in a bowl. if the virus won't kill you, we will. so finally, we can have panel cakes for breakfast. who says america isn't leading the way in the world anymore. i have a feeling they'll be very popular. in washington, d.c. panflakes became the first cereal to be awarded a presidential medal. a /* dr. rick bright, harshly criticized the white house

. ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, bra, da, bra, da, ♪ ♪ "jimmy kimmel live"!! >> from his house! >> jimmy: hi there. i'm getting word that my name is jimmy kimmel and i'm the host of what they say is some kind of a "talk" show, so that's exciting. thank you for joining me. today is -- actually, i have no idea what day today is. guillermo, what day is it? >> guillermo: oh, i don't know, i'm very drunk. >> jimmy: at least you have an excuse. hey tony, grammy, and emmy award-winner andre de shields, what day is today? ♪ it's thursday, thursday, thursday night ♪ >> yeah! >> jimmy: oh, okay. it's thursday. that's good. that means "the cosby show" was on, right? i don't even know what decade it is. county officials here in los angeles, just released guidelines for re- opening our schools. there are a lot of them, they're going to have students walk single file in the hallways. there will be strict seating on buses, staggered recreation time in the schoolyard. basically, it sounds like a prison where you have to learn geometry. classrooms will be limited to 16 seats,

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ jimmy kimmel live!ulous, from his house. >> jimmy: hello again, it's me, jimmy, from my house. i hope you had a nice day of meetings from your fat pants. once we go back, i'm planning on spending two months living at work. it has been quite a quarantine. we have a very picky 5-year-old daughter who last night decided she no longer eats corn. this morning he refused to eat her pancakes because i used a new mix. they stopped making the mix i used to use. and i had to try a new one. i tried to find one kind of healthy. i don't trust the mix that says just add water, that's for kool-aid. not breakfast. i add the eggs and milk, made the pancake in the shape of a butterfly, which she loves, the syrup was perfect, and she took one bite and says "it tastes like there's seeds in it." and we got in an hour-long standoff. eat the pancakes, you love pancakes, no, i don't. you eat them

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ jimmy kimmel live!s is ridiculous, from his house. >> jimmy: hello and thank you for joining my quaran-ted talk. i'm jimmy, the ol' hermit from up in the hills. we are in week nine thousand of lockdown. of stay-at-home. people are getting restless craving other human beings. and i want to address something that i believe may be the cardinal sin of quarantine. maybe you have experienced this. it's the random unannounced drop-by. a friend calls you says, "hey, i'm pulling up in front of your house. come outside and say hello." and what are you gonna do? you're trapped. they know you're in there not doing anything. there's no getting away. so you put on pants and a mask and you go out in front and you have a weird, muffled conversation next to your mailbox for eight minutes. that has to stop. and while we're at it, family zoom calls? let's max those out at 12 minutes. 12 minutes. there's nothing going on you can't cover in 12 minutes. at that point you say, "okay, zip it, grandma, we've heard enough!" here

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ba, da, ba, da ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ >> this is ridiculous. >>. i am jimmy. welcome to my home, my workplace, my gym, my restaurant, my little pony. whatever you need, we have it all. we are now in the fourth month of quarantine, which is crazy. but life is slowly coming back. we're opening things up for better or worse here in california. on friday in l.a., they opened museums and gyms. which makes no sense to me. first of all, who needs to go to a museum? if i don't see a woolly mammoth statue stuck in sludge, am i gonna go nuts? and secondly, who would go to the gym right now? i'm not going to the gym during a pandemic. or after a pandemic. i'm just not going to the gym ever again. donald trump had quite a weekend. he put on a bigly presentation at west point on saturday, where he showed up to give a commencement speech whether the graduates wanted it or not. the cadets at west point were sent home in march because of the virus. for safety reasons. but then trump decided he wanted to give a speech in person and so all the cadets were ordered t

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da ba, da, ba, da ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ >> this is ridiculous. >> jimmy. welcome to my home, my workplace, my gym, my restaurant, my little pony. whatever you need, we have it all. we are now in the fourth month of quarantine, which is crazy. but life is slowly coming back. we're opening things up for better or worse here in california. on friday in l.a., they opened museums and gyms. which makes no sense to me. first of all, who needs to go to a museum? if i don't see a woolly mammoth statue stuck in sludge, am i gonna go nuts? and secondly, who would go to the gym right now? i'm not going to the gym during a pandemic.

. ♪ ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ba, da, ♪ jimmy kimmel live!idiculous, from his house. >> jimmy: hello and thank you for joining my quaran-ted talk. i'm jimmy, the ol' hermit from up in the hills. we are in week nine thousand of lockdown. of stay-at-home. people are getting restless craving other human beings. and i want to address something that i believe may be the cardinal sin of quarantine. maybe you have experienced this. it's the random unannounced drop-by. a friend calls you says, "hey, i'm pulling up in front of your house. come outside and say hello." and what are you gonna do? you're trapped. they know you're in there not doing anything. there's no getting away. so youut

. ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ jimmy kimmel live this is ridiculousse! >> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy. welcome to my home. but please don't touch anything. we ran out of clorox wipes like

. ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa, pa-da-pa ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> this is ridiculousse! >> jimmy: hi. i'm jimmy kimmel. here we are again, you in your house, me in mine. i hope you had a successful mother's day, this is probably the strangest mother's day ever, especially for me. i spent some of my mother's day in a twitter feud, you know that weird baby that lives in the white house, the one with the orange face? well, he is in a mood, and apparently, part of the reason for that mood is because of something that i did. on thursday night i showed a video, one of these embarrassing photo ops of mike pence, the vice president, carrying boxes delivering ppe to a facility for senior citizens. it was a publicity stunt to show how much they're doing, but that happens in politics, okay, fine. the trouble started because at one point in the video, mike pence finds some empty boxes in the back of the van, why there were empty boxes in the back of the van, i don't know, he finds them, and he says can i carry the empty ones just for the camera, which turns out he was joking. how

right now on ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba ♪ ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel live well, hi there, i'm jimmy kimmel. thank you for joining me in my home. on what was a much better day in america. before we get to that, this has been a dark and heavy week, but yesterday, we had the tv on in the kitchen. we were watching the protests on the news, and our five-year-old daughter jane walks in and asks "why are the people are marching?" and my wife explained, she said they're marching "because they want peace." and our son billy, who's three, hears this and says "i want peace." and we're all like "awww." that's sweet. and then, he says "is piece candy?" he wants reese's piece. you know, we did watch et last week. maybe that's where he got it. at long last, charges were filed today against the three policemen who stood by and did nothing as their fellow officer ended george floyd's life. that officer, derek chauvin, has been charged with second-degree murder and second degree manslaughter. the other three were charged with aiding and abetting those charges, which is good

right now on ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba ♪ ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, da, ba ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel livel, hi there, i'm jimmy kimmel. thank you for joining me in my home. on what was a much better day in america. before we get to that, this has been a dark and heavy week, but yesterday, we had the tv on in the kitchen. we were watching the protests on the news, and our five-year-old daughter jane walks in and asks "why are the people are marching?" and my wife explained, she said they're marching "because they want peace." and our son billy, who's three, hears this and says "i want peace." and we're all like "awww." that's sweet.

. ♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ jimmy kimmel livelo, i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for joining me via the original form of social distancing, television. what a time to be alive. this year is so crazy. kim jong un died and came back to life this year, and nobody even remembers it. two weeks ago, we were on instagram teaching each other how to make no-knead focaccia and now we're dismantling systemic racism. i think that's progress. as i'm sure you know, thousands of americans were out this weekend gathering together, risking their lives so that their voices will be heard. oh, wait, no, that's las vegas. those people are risking their lives to play "baywatch" slot machines. this was the scene here in hollywood yesterday, 20,000 los angelenos marching together. this is where we shoot our show, usually. we've been on that street almost 18 years. i've never seen a crowd anywhere near that big. l.a. is showing up to march, which is encouraging. do you know how hard it is to get people to walk in l.a.? in l.a., activism u

right now -- ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ jimmy this is ridiculous. >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for joining me via the original form of social distancing, television. what a time to be alive. this year is so crazy. kim jong un died and came back to life this year, and nobody even remembers it. two weeks ago, we were on instagram teaching each other how to make no-knead focaccia and now we're dismantling systemic racism. i think that's progress. as i'm sure you know, thousands of americans were out this weekend gathering together, risking their lives so that their voices will be heard. oh, wait, no, that's las vegas. those people are risking their lives to play baywatch slot machines. this was the scene here in hollywood yesterday, 20,000 los angelenos marching together. this is where we shoot our show, usually. we've been on that street almost 18 years. i've never seen a crowd anywhere near that big. the people of l.a. have showed up which is encouraging. do you know how hard it is to get people

. ♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba, ♪ ba, da, ba ♪ ba, da, ba, ba, da, ba, ♪ jimmy kimmel liveous. >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for joining me via the original form of social distancing, television. what a time to be alive. this year is so crazy. kim jong un died and came back to life this year, and nobody even remembers it. two weeks ago, we were on instagram teaching each other how to make no-knead focaccia and now we're dismantling systemic racism. i think that's progress. as i'm sure you know, thousands of americans were out this weekend gathering together, risking their lives so that their voices will be heard. oh, wait, no, that's las vegas. those people are risking their