far out, daddyio, keep on trucking. sock it to me. get a job. cut your hair!, bill and i know it was crucial to fight that war. can you imagine what would have happened to america if we hadn't gone to war in vietnam? that means no forrest gump, and, therefore, no bubba gump shrimp shack mac and cheese, and i'm sorry, but that's not an america i want to live in. ( laughter ) folks this culture of grievance lives on today. i mean, if you're looking for grievance, look no further than bill's latest. >> recently, colbert mocked me on the subject of inequality. only about 1 million people watch his late-night program at 11:30 but he is the darling of the far left internet when rhapsodizes over him. >> stephen: bill's right-- ( booing ). >> stephen: i know,in. folks i'm not happy about it but for some reason the far left internet loves me. i'm in all the hash tags. folks, if i thought-- >> stephen! stephen! steveeb! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: you know you people are the blood in my veins, right? folks, if i thought-- if i thought for even one second something i s