fox business contributor dagin mcdowell. and she is the author of "black market billions." don't even try telling her your clutch is not fendi. and he is harrier than arm pits at lilithfare. sam morrell. let's start the show. >> ted cruz wants to be the leader of the free world and the rest of the world as well. video of a teenage ted cruz popped up this weekend. the 18-year-old was asked if he has any as separation -- aspirations in life. >> aspiration, is that like sweat on my butt? >> you jokster, ted. it is not sweat on your butt. you know what we mean. >> oh, what i want to do in life. my aspiration is to i don't know be in a [bleep] film like that guy that played horatio. you know in malibu beach bikini shop? other than that, take over the world. world domination. rule everything, rich, powerful, that kind of stuff. >> those are lofty aspirations. wonder what his dad thinks of them. >> do you think he will rule the world one day? >> i hope not. >> i wonder what star reporter was able to is a the tough questions. >> i am jesse waters. >> it is his world. dagin, look, p