nice >> the daily mail. dong. nice >> the daily mail . now, josh, >> the daily mail.our long comedy special. still we thought i was going to cause nuclear war. so this is a far better way to bomb george carlin's daughter blasts the hour long ai generated comedy special starring her father. 15 years after he died, saying no machine ever saying no machine will ever replace genius . i saying no machine will ever replace genius. i don't replace his genius. i don't think even really needs think she even really needs to say . don't many say it. i don't know if many humans genius. humans will replace his genius. he the comedy greats . he was one of the comedy greats. uh, he has 14 real specials. he's incredibly prolific as well. and also one of those rare comics who just, you know, i just do same. minutes for just do the same. 20 minutes for the but you know, the last 20 years. but you know, he was just hours and the last 20 years. but you know, he wa worth hours and the last 20 years. but you know, he wa worth of hours and the last 20 years. but you know, he wa worth of mat

uh, the daily mail . i will the front pages. uh, the daily mail. i will defy you . judges on mail. you. judges on rwanda flights and pictured the queen and harry there as well. unusual telegraph. tory deputy chairman to rebel over rwanda plan and donald trump carrying some pizzas. guardian defiant houthis attack cargo ship as conflict widens in the middle east. >> and andy murray is playing tennis there, the express as prime minister. i'll depher euro judges who block rwanda flights and a picture of prince charles i news migrants taken off first rwanda flights still all in asylum hotels 18 months later and the daily star as ever, throwing us a left curve field ball . mix my throwing us a left curve field ball. mix my metaphors throwing us a left curve field ball . mix my metaphors blueberry ball. mix my metaphors blueberry weather we're having. those were your front pages . so we'll take your front pages. so we'll take a look at four of those in some depth , starting with the daily depth, starting with the daily mail. josh >> yeah, pm i will i will defy. my >> yeah, pm i will i wil

daily mail.> that goes with worst heart care crisis in memory. the front page of the telegraph says bbc faces tougher scrutiny over bias . the times says crisis for patients for parents over free child care. the guardian goes with surge in modern slavery in social care sector. since visa rules eased . i news says water rules eased. i news says water bosses behind toxic sewage will be put in dock under labour and the daily star tv legend brian blessed. i wrestled a 48 ton gorilla stone. whatever. same thing. those are your front pages. thing. those are your front pages . i'm thing. those are your front pages. i'm hoping we get to the gorilla story at some stage, but let's begin with the guardian . let's begin with the guardian. cressida, what are they going with? >> surge modern % modern and >> surge in modern slavery and social sector . since visa social care sector. since visa rules eased . so the guardian are rules eased. so the guardian are saying there are now ten saying that there are now te

and none siphoned off. >> move to the daily mail >> let's move to the daily mail to see what they'reth cressida, what's the front to see what they're going with cressickerb. at's the front page? kerb. >> nhs fat cats on £300,000. >> the nhs fat cats on £300,000. pounds. um, so revealed. uh, fat cats pocketing up to £300,000 a yeah cats pocketing up to £300,000 a year. well run floundering trusts on as the longest doctors strike in history begins. so they're upset because while we're having our junior doctors striking , it turns out some of striking, it turns out some of the people leading these trusts are on salaries that are greater than the prime minister's, who apparently . home £167,391 apparently takes. home £167,391 apparently takes. home £167,391 a year. um, and they found that chief executives of the nhs trusts in england, with the 11 worst referral to treatment times all earned packages of at least £175,000 a year, which to the average person is massive, isn't it? so you know, and this isn't it? so you know, and this is obviously coming at a time when this is a really big to

yeah >> the daily mail >> do you think the daily mail would bothered by that. would even be botheredat. >> they wouldn't. would even be bothered by that. >> couldn'they wouldn't. would even be bothered by that. >> couldn'they vless. n't. would even be bothered by that. >> couldn'they vless. yeah. rwanda couldn't care less. yeah. they know what it is. they don't even know what it is. so let's say fair. let's move to on the cover daily on the front cover of the daily mail . what are they mail for tuesday. what are they leading this version's mail for tuesday. what are they leadi|with this version's mail for tuesday. what are they leadi|with starmer version's mail for tuesday. what are they leadi|with starmer versiorinto gone with starmer wades into culture wars the side of the culture wars on the side of the woke right. >> again, i'm not sure. i'm >> and again, i'm not sure. i'm not sure if the daily mail likes the or not. the woke or not. >> i'll read it, will clarify as we through. yeah. what's the we go through. yeah. what's the gist he's done some kind gist of it? he's done some ki

if you believe the daily mail, the time to prepare for this very third world war is not over yet.ording to the publication, which publishes another secret. the baltic states will establish control over the arctic and the north atlantic, but by ensuring complete freedom on the northern sea route, it is possible to avoid this war, as the daily mail writes. only one solution: show putin its military power and sharply increase the production of weapons, however, it does not believe in this even back. today, an expert commission of nuclear scientists at the university of chicago will urgently update the time on the doomsday clock. previously, armageddon pieces were moved from 120 seconds to 90 seconds before the nuclear half. well, that is, western propaganda has already literally... brought its people to mass psychosis, for example, in the once neutral switzerland everything is ready for the apocalypse, in the alps, in those same alps, now the real... construction bunkers a case of global war in one of the bunkers, seemingly peace-loving, the swiss even organized the so-called noah's

um, the daily mail, >> sorry. called a pianist racist even though he wasn't playing chopsticks. >> you shouldn't have done the accent . accent. >> it's. you're cold. sorry uh, a boogie woogie piano player last night slammed police for siding with the ludicrous demands made by flag waving chinese tourists to not film. i know this guy. he's playing piano in. they've got those pianos around london in, uh, saint pancras station in this case. and in the background , case. and in the background, some chinese people, they're filming a tv show, i believe, and they come over to him and he's live streaming it. uh his piano playing, and they're like, oh, do you mind not filming? and they polite they start off very polite and then gets out of then it all gets a bit out of control and they're like, look, it's against the law in china. and like, yeah, well, we and he was like, yeah, well, we ain't they're ain't in china. and they're like, it's like, ain't in china. and they're likeyou it's like, ain't in china. and they're like

so, daily mail journalists, in their article with the loud headline “nato,” warn of a russian attackr the details of a fantastic invasion. russian hackers are hacking into transportation systems. hundreds of long-range missiles are hitting infrastructure across europe. airports, seaports and logistics centers may come under attack. tanks controlled by artificial intelligence capture the suwałki corridor. leningrad ceases to be an exclave, then attacks on countries follow baltic and poland. the russian fleet is trying to take control of the arctic with the help of north atlantic missiles. and all this is alleged. with the support of belarus, iran and north korea , western leaders, western military-political figures are trying to create fear among their citizens of a war with russia, but why are they doing this, in order to sell an increase in assistance to the kiev regime in comparison with with the prospect of a global war against russia, they are preparing their own people, their audience, to continue to help the kiev regime, and okay, if only... the terrifying forecasts showed up o

. >> the daily mail leads with. i've politics >> the daily mail leads with.v> the daily mail leads with. i'v> the daily mail leads with. i'v> get back to basics, police told the daily express . has 5600 told the daily express. has 5600 migrants identified for first rwanda flights and the daily star has. throwing a sickie is good for you and those were your front pages . and let's have a front pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the daily mail and that shocking story about the minister standing down. >> yes. good news. oh no, it's not good news. um, i mean, it depends if you're an islamist or not. well, you could say it was an islamist that did this thing.

the daily mail has uk decade. the daily mail has uk gnpped decade.pushback . the telegraph vaccine pushback. the telegraph has channel migrants given right to work, so another incentive for people to come across the channel the mirror has the final betrayal . the i news has public betrayal. the i news has public verdict on rwanda. prime minister's plan won't work or win powers for tories, poll says. and the daily star finally has the pope's exorcist. politicians are possessed. i wish they were possessed with some common sense. and those were your front pages, and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, paul cox and lewis schaffer. we're back tomorrow who's tomorrow with josh howie, who's going carrie going to be joined by carrie marks sean mayo. that's going to be joined by carrie marito sean mayo. that's going to be joined by carrie marito put sean mayo. that's going to be joined by carrie marito put in an mayo. that's going to be joined by carrie marito put in your ayo. that's going to be joined by carrie marito put in your diaries. tha

and a woman the daily mail next.eems to be furious about something was something big. turns out it was just leo just the tip. leo >> so online shopper has been >> so an online shopper has been left after revealing she left furious after revealing she was to tip while ordering was asked to tip while ordering clothes online on a website and she would go towards she was told it would go towards on a website. a website. this on a website. on a website. this was shop. mean, you think was in a shop. i mean, you think if somebody if was buying if somebody if i was buying a cardigan in a shop and they said, oh, do want a, do you said, oh, do you want a, do you want give us £5 extra for a quarterly bonus? like, quarterly bonus? i'd be like, no, no, done the work. no, no, you've done the work. >> tip yourself. i mean, you've done you've made choices. done you've made the choices. you've. yeah exercised your ideal >> f i mean it's ideal >> i mean it's shocking. >> yeah. i mean it's shocking. please, up to my please, please sign

the daily mail . what do you one. the daily mail.ink of the daily mail and where's by the way, is louis schaefer gone? no >> put this here, it'll >> if i put this hat here, it'll give and as much give us less trouble and as much content. absolutely >> mail is >> okay, so daily mail is talking about how so basically , talking about how so basically, the, uh, we now know that that a doctor's note . on the passport. doctor's note. on the passport. now, this is a problem louis schaefer where you're late, for goodness sake . come and sit goodness sake. come and sit down. be professional for goodness , louis, we've just run goodness, louis, we've just run through the front pages, so have a look. >> somebody else can speak. i don't have to be the one. don't have to be the only one. >> sorry okay, right. >> okay. sorry okay, right. let's go so so gender let's go to us. so so gender change loophole . so it is change loophole. so it is a problem because if can just problem because if you can just effectively self—identify on official documents

tops the conservative poll to become the next party leader after rishi sunak. >> now this is a daily mailu. hey hey. yeah. uh, but yes, she is a whopping 38% of the vote. this is them , uh, the the vote. this is them, uh, the mail, uh, doing the conservative members , uh, and she's at 38. members, uh, and she's at 38. the next number two is on 23. uh, penny morden. so i think that they , the mps, the tory mps that they, the mps, the tory mps made a big mistake not allowing, uh, kemi badenoch to go to the, uh, kemi badenoch to go to the, uh, to the to the members vote last year. uh, she because she could well have won and the tories were worried about the tories were worried about the tories and the tories would be in a better position arguably today because . because to my today because. because to my mind , um, she is one of the best mind, um, she is one of the best politicians in the country in terms of being forthright. right. clear in her communication. the only thing i'd say about her, um, as a negative, apart from being, uh, conservative, is that i don't know much else about her on

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a new daily mail article claims former governor and current republican candidate niki halley had affairs with her communications consultant and married lobbyist before she became palmate's chief executive, two witnesses and larry merchant signed an affidavit in ten, claiming that they would have had a relationship with haley before she became governor. haley had previously denied the ties, although republican party insiders in south carolina claimed the ties were quite open and widely known. us ambassador to the un niki halley is furious about denying rumors that she had an affair with president trump. this is completely untrue, it is highly offensive, and it is disgusting. the affidavit was given in response to a request from a group called conservatives for truth in politics. they put pressure on hayley on issues such as her analogy and her love life. the document describes an affair that began in 2007 . wil fox said that it was his first time with hayley. they kissed in an suv outside a columbia restaurant, and then their meetings continued for several months in his car, in her apartm

let's go to the daily mail. of celebrities in the epstein files been epstein files have been released, you can sing them released, and you can sing them to billy joel's we didn't start the you can, but i won't. that's >> you can, but i won't. that's that's the bonus footage they have to pay for. um, yeah. the a—list stars, politicians and leading the leading figures named in the jeffrey epstein files prince andrew, bill clinton, naomi campbell dicaprio campbell and leonardo dicaprio are faces in are among the famous faces in bombshell document bombshell thousand page document . although we should stress that poor was just mentioned . although we should stress that po it, was just mentioned . although we should stress that po it, he was just mentioned . although we should stress that po it, he hasn'tas just mentioned . although we should stress that po it, he hasn't actuallyientioned . although we should stress that po it, he hasn't actually donened in it, he hasn't actually done anything, naomi, of the anything,

as the daily mail, she pages. as the daily mail, she simply slipped away. telegraph shapps warns iran patience is running out. the independent houthis vow revenge as uk and us launch airstrikes on the yemen express britain must outlaw iran terror group in our midst. the mirror high price of conflict and the daily star riddle of the auen and the daily star riddle of the alien babies. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, josh howie and nick dixon. i'll be back tomorrow with louis schaefer and paul cox and no doubt some mystery me if you're watching stay tuned watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. thank for breakfast. otherwise, thank you for your time. well. you for your time. sleep well. good night . good night. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on . gb solar sponsors of weather on. gb news evening. >> i'm alex deakin and this is your latest weather update from the met office. four gb news. the cold theme continues this weekend. most places staying dry, but there will be a few showers around and those showers will

so the daily mail has which is about front pages.ail has post office which is about front pages. so the daily mail has post office which isthe�*ut the post office scandal. the telegraph channel 4 in diversity row over white bosses. the times fast appeals for wrongly convicted postmasters . the convicted postmasters. the guardian has scrambled to clear victims of post office fraud scandal . the i goes with post scandal. the i goes with post office scandal firm fujitsu gets major uk government contract and of course the daily star. there's klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow , starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow and that is all we have time for. thank you to my guest, cressida wetton and bruce devlin. we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. when it's steve allen with louis schaffer josh with louis schaffer and josh howie. you're at howie. if you're watching at 5 am, tuned for a.m, then stay tuned for breakfast. it's breakfast. but for now, it's good all. morning and goo

daily mail leads papers. the daily mail leads with £75,000 deal. new battle with post office victim . battle with post office victim. the guardian has hundreds of post office victims to get convictions overturned. and us warns of reprisals for red sea shipping attacks. the telegraph has post office handed out bonuses for convictions . the i bonuses for convictions. the i has pressure grows to punish post office scandal firm as victims will be cleared and the express leads with justice post office victims will be cleared . office victims will be cleared. can you see a theme emerging tonight? and finally, the daily star a rise , mr bates. and star has a rise, mr bates. and those were your front pages . and those were your front pages. and chris skudder, let's have a look at those front pages, starting with the guardian. starting with the guardian. >> hundreds of post office victims to convictions overturned. >> um, yeah . so? so sunaks. he's >> um, yeah. so? so sunaks. he's finally found a. oh, it's the daily mail. well, we've got both, haven't we. y

hiroshima was finally the daily mail. lewis. very quickly, very lewis the daily, daily mail . the daily mail. who is that redhead on the front of the telegraph, though? >> who. it's >> just tell me who. it's probably you're probably a man. simon you're gonna gonna gonna be. you're gonna be in some trouble. >> just a bit blurry. i can't see it. >> okay, i'll find. >> okay, fine. i'll find. >> okay, fine. i'll find. >> it? well, >> who is it? well, well, you find was find out, maybe. nick, i was trying. >> w— >> look, it was too small. i think it's a man. >> this camilla. >> this is camilla. >> this is camilla. >> the death and >> this is the death and unhealthy. issue. camilla's unhealthy. uh issue. camilla's smile says king's smile that says the king's fine because the king's and the king's hospital king's in the hospital and, uh, he's, prostate he's, uh, he had his prostate operated on. because he's operated on. yeah, because he's probably an alcoholic on on, i don't know, it was taken out. i think they cut a little bit of it to move the thing, the truth is, the truth is, is

the daily mail reports that the eighty-one-year-old us president, at a meeting with a task force on reproductivean rights, addressed the secretary of homeland security, calling him the secretary of health and human services. sauve bisseroy. it is noteworthy that the latter was not among those present in the hall at all. only one day of voting left in belarus a little over a month ago, the situation in the country is calm. should we expect a revival of opponents during the presidential race, who benefits from driving a wedge between belarus and russia, and whether the largest nato exercises in decades , stalwart defender 2024, in decades, should be regarded as a threat to our security . let me remind you, they started the day before and will last for several months. political scientist vadim borovik will answer all questions. in the program i will tell you not to be silent. one thing is clear: given the most difficult geopolitical situation, everyone is asking for peace. we must be strong and resilient, then we will exist. it is impossible to force us to take actions that we do not agree with. th

what's on the front cover of the daily mail?ss fiasco, backlash over plan for royal mail that >> first class fiasco, backlash over psee for royal mail that >> first class fiasco, backlash over psee lettersal mail that >> first class fiasco, backlash over psee letters land|il that >> first class fiasco, backlash over psee letters land inthat >> first class fiasco, backlash over psee letters land in your could see letters land in your mattress so mattress three days a week. so this is ofcom. who are, you know, friends uh know, the best friends here? uh and basically said and they have basically said it's right. they like, it's all right. they were like, yeah, sure, royal mail, it's okay. i mean, sure, when you went people, all went private and people, uh, all that money out to your that money goes out to your shareholders, actually shareholders, which actually includes £450, uh, of includes me. uh £450, uh, of shares is, uh, probably worth a lot less now. i should think shares is, uh, probably worth a lot publishers, should think

the daily mail leads with first class fiasco. that's the royal mail story we covered earlier .ier. the telegraph has prime minister forced to rule out army draft as russian threat rises . the guardian has threat rises. the guardian has anger at prime minister's social homes for british workers plan the times has uk should have citizen army to see off russia . citizen army to see off russia. the i news has post office knew it system had faults but prosecuted staff anyway. and finally the daily star has pope now claims booze is a gift from god? hallelu yeah, and those were your front pages and that's all we have time for. thank you. so much to my guests josh howie and nicholas de santo. we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. with me and of other people. and a couple of other people. and you're watching at 5 am, and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast by. >> things are heating >> looks like things are heating up boilers is sponsors of up boxt boilers is sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> good evening. welcome to your latest gb news weather update wit