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welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah and welcome to our live state of the union show. that's right, we're 100% live. do you know how live it is? ics tell you the time. it's 11:02. i could not fake that. anyway, a few minutes ago, president trump finished the second state of the union address. and, yes, his tie was crooked when he walked in. trump walked past 600 people and not a single one had the balls to tell him. at some point mike pence should have said, this is the way ties should be from now on. i guess we should grateful his fly wasn't open. now remember, the speech was supposed to happen a week ago but postponed because of the shutdown. which is good because it gave trump extra time to practice mispronouncing big words. but the show had to go on, because for the political world, this was the biggest day of the year. almost everyone who was important was there. for exapmle, the supreme court justices were in attendance. brett kavanaugh celebrated his first state of the union and looks like he came prepared. he made it through the whole speech and only puked twic
welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah and welcome to our live state of the union show. that's right, we're 100% live. do you know how live it is? ics tell you the time. it's 11:02. i could not fake that. anyway, a few minutes ago, president trump finished the second state of the union address. and, yes, his tie was crooked when he walked in. trump walked past 600 people and not a single one had the balls to tell him. at some point mike pence should have said, this is the way...
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welcome to "the daily show," everybody! i'm trevor noah!hank you so much for coming out, everybody! and thank you for tuning in! our guest is an amazing actor making his directorial debut with "the boy who harnessed the wind," chiwetel ejiofor is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: a democratic fight with kids and roy wood, jr. sees the future of politics. let's catch up on today's headlines. first of all, did you guys have a good weekend? ( cheers and applause ) oh, well, i'm glad i asked. i had a fun weekend. it was pretty chilled out. i hung out with friends, watched the oscars -- from on stage at the oscars! hashtag winning! hashtag living my life! hashtag i just want to thank my mom! ( laughter ) it was such an amazing night. it's my first time there. everyone is -- it's wild. like, everyone is just, aaahhh! aaahhh! aaahhh! and you seem like an idiot because it's like, i love you. i love you. i love you. live you all! i love you all! i was superstar struck. literally, helen mirren punched me in the face. best nigh
welcome to "the daily show," everybody! i'm trevor noah!hank you so much for coming out, everybody! and thank you for tuning in! our guest is an amazing actor making his directorial debut with "the boy who harnessed the wind," chiwetel ejiofor is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: a democratic fight with kids and roy wood, jr. sees the future of politics. let's catch up on today's headlines. first of all, did you guys have a good weekend? (...
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find your exclusive retailer at tempurpedic.com. ( cheers and applause ) welcome back to "the daily showht san actor and comedian whose new one-man show is called "red state, blue state." >> being equal under the law means that assholes have the exact same rights as you do. it means the person, when you are working on your computer at work, it comes up behind you and taps you on the shoulder and you turn around there and they're over there. ( laughter ) thetheir vote counts the same as your vote in every election. >> trevor: please welcome colin quinn! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show," my friend. >> thank you. >> trevor: it is so good to have you here for so many reasons, one because you're one of my favorite comedians and two i was super worried about you because you had a heart attack. >> thanks for sending flowers. >> trevor: i did. >> yes you did. very happy. >> trevor: you don't seem like a flowersy person. >> no. >> trevor: if people know colin quinn, they know you as the colin quinn, in your face! and since the heart attack, you're now like cal
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it's february, black history month, and here at "the daily show," we're celebrating all month with roy, who's honoring the unsung heros of black history in episodes of "c.p. time." ♪ ♪ >> hi. welcome to "c.p. time," the only show that's for the culture. today, we will be discussing the history of civil rights marches. they were how black people fought the system, made change, it's also how your grand-daddy got his steps in. now, there are other famous marches that we all know about -- the march on washington, birmingham, and the march in selma, which i was getting ready to attend until i found out the march was on the bridge. i don't do bridges well. i told dr. king, if god wanted the black man to cross rivers, we would have been born with floating things on our arm like white people. ( laughter ) but there are many other marchs in black history worth noting such as the 1,995,000,000-man march in washington, d.c. now, some people say the crowd size didn't actually reach a million men, but if that's true, it's only because it was the '90s and all those parachute pants took up too much s
it's february, black history month, and here at "the daily show," we're celebrating all month with roy, who's honoring the unsung heros of black history in episodes of "c.p. time." ♪ ♪ >> hi. welcome to "c.p. time," the only show that's for the culture. today, we will be discussing the history of civil rights marches. they were how black people fought the system, made change, it's also how your grand-daddy got his steps in. now, there are other famous...
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welcome to "the daily show," everybody!hank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out! good to have you all here! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight is a writer and comedienne and friend of the show, comedienne from "2 dope queens" currently airing on h.b.o., phoebe robinson is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) i can't wait -- i can't wait to ask her what it's like to work with jessica williams. also on the show, the governor of virginia joins a book club the earth is a giant bug zapper and senator amy klobuchar throws her name into the ring at one of her staffers. but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. the grammy awards, the night when white americans are remined of how much black people like to thank god. and last night's show is no different. >> music's biggest night for the grammys, and what a show. >> guardee b. won grammy for best rap album for invasion of privacy. >> grave took home a grammy for "god's plan" but many viewers upset his powerful speech appeared to be cut off. kacey musgrave
welcome to "the daily show," everybody!hank you so much for tuning in and thank you for coming out! good to have you all here! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight is a writer and comedienne and friend of the show, comedienne from "2 dope queens" currently airing on h.b.o., phoebe robinson is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) i can't wait -- i can't wait to ask her what it's like to work with jessica williams. also on the show, the governor of virginia joins a book club...
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noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody!elcome to it! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in! our guest tonight is a journalist with a new memoir about being the first black female reporter at the "washington post," dorothy butler gilliam is joining us. she's 82 years old, and i think she can still kick my ass. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: really amazing story! stay tuned for that. also on the show tonight, a fashion trend worse than socks with sandals, roy wood, jr. takes us back in time and why you should feel sorry for billionaires. but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. build the wall, the favorite chant at president trump's rallies, right after lock her up and extra dipping sauce. ( laughter ) but now the democratic governor from new mexico iso showing trump what she thinks of his wall. >> the governor of new mexico really doesn't like walls. watch this. >> i'm michelle lujan grisham. we have to bust through walls to make changes in our schools. i'll create public and private partnerships to reb
noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody!elcome to it! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in! our guest tonight is a journalist with a new memoir about being the first black female reporter at the "washington post," dorothy butler gilliam is joining us. she's 82 years old, and i think she can still kick my ass. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: really amazing story! stay tuned for that. also on the show...
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welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah! thank you so much! let's get into it, everyone.oh! thank you for tuning in. i'm so excited. our guest tonight is a comedy legend, colin quinn is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) he's got a hit one-man show called "red state, blue state," which also sounds like the worst dr. seuss book. ( laughter ) also on the show tonight the least super bowl ever, rappaport lying more than ever about his street cred and a tip on how never to use shoe polish. but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. first up, the story absolutely nobody stalking about today, the super bowl. the patriots win, again, in the lowest scoring super bowl ever. tom brady and the pats secure another championship. >> the game had only one touchdown but set 18 records one for the longest punt in the super bowl. >> record for fewest points in a sfnlt fewest points through three quarters, fewest points by winning team. yeah, those were the records that were set last night. a lot of people will tell you another record was set for the most boring super bowl
welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah! thank you so much! let's get into it, everyone.oh! thank you for tuning in. i'm so excited. our guest tonight is a comedy legend, colin quinn is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) he's got a hit one-man show called "red state, blue state," which also sounds like the worst dr. seuss book. ( laughter ) also on the show tonight the least super bowl ever, rappaport lying more than ever about his street cred and a tip on...
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and you are probably thinking is this a rerun of "the daily show"? no, no, st just that trump keeps doing the same shit over and over again, like that netflix show russian doll only with way more russians, all right, anyway, here is what happened this time. >> president trump is denying another explosive claim over his efforts to fight off a series of investigations. >> the times reports president trump called his hand-picked acting attorney general matt u whitaker to ask whether u.s. attorney jeffrey bourbon could be put in charge of the widening investigation into his former personal lawyer michael cohen, berman had already been recused from the case. >> did you ask matthew whitaker to change the leadership of the investigation into your former personal attorney michael cohen? >> no, not at all, i don't know who gave you that, that is more fake news. >> trevor: okay, a little tip, mr. president, if someone accuses you of something and you pause like that before you say no, it seems like are you lying, yeah. it is like if your mom is like are you loo
and you are probably thinking is this a rerun of "the daily show"? no, no, st just that trump keeps doing the same shit over and over again, like that netflix show russian doll only with way more russians, all right, anyway, here is what happened this time. >> president trump is denying another explosive claim over his efforts to fight off a series of investigations. >> the times reports president trump called his hand-picked acting attorney general matt u whitaker to ask...
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welcome back to "the daily show."dent trump's border wall, it was his number one campaign promise, but now trump can't find anyone willing to pay for it. mexico refused to pay for it. congress refused to pay for it. he tried to put it on jared's credit card but couldn't figure out how the chip works. it's, like, sir, you're pulling it out too soon. well, i don't know if this machine is on the pill. i'm not getting trapped again. i don't want another eric. ( applause ) on friday the president had no other choice but to take emergency action. >> in the rose garden, the president did what he had long threat topped do, declaring a national emergency to get billions of dollars congress wouldn't give him to build his border wall. now the battle moves to the courts with challenges coming from border states, land owners and others, and they're already pointing to this stunning admission. >> i didn't need to do this, but i would rather do it much faster. >> trevor: wait, hold up. so trump admits it? he didn't need to declare a
welcome back to "the daily show."dent trump's border wall, it was his number one campaign promise, but now trump can't find anyone willing to pay for it. mexico refused to pay for it. congress refused to pay for it. he tried to put it on jared's credit card but couldn't figure out how the chip works. it's, like, sir, you're pulling it out too soon. well, i don't know if this machine is on the pill. i'm not getting trapped again. i don't want another eric. ( applause ) on friday the...
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neutrogena®. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." animals.hey're cute, they're cuddly, and sometimes they even pass legislation. ( laughter ) but sometimes animals can also be a bit much, so to help us cover the big animal stories in the news, we turn to our "the daily show" animal expert my australian cousin with a new segment we call (~bleep ) these animals! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ thanks, trevor! yeah! (australian accent) i used to like animals until one day my animal steve irwin got stabbed in a water by a bloody sting way. everyone says they're harmless. try to tell that to steve. you can't because of a murdering stingray so that's why i say (~bleep ) these animals. first on my shit list, polar bears. the myth about these four leg ged cotton balls is they're always playing in the snow and drinking coca-cola. but in reality they drink pepsi and can snap a man's head clean off! and recently they have been invading russian cities. >> the unusual invasion causing a state of emergency that has families afraid to leave their homes in run rus
neutrogena®. >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." animals.hey're cute, they're cuddly, and sometimes they even pass legislation. ( laughter ) but sometimes animals can also be a bit much, so to help us cover the big animal stories in the news, we turn to our "the daily show" animal expert my australian cousin with a new segment we call (~bleep ) these animals! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ thanks, trevor! yeah! (australian accent) i used to like animals until...
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and welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! take a seat everybody! let's get into it!ur guest tonight -- our guest tonight is the oscar nominated writer and director of blackkklansman, spike lee is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) yeah, he's not here for an interview, he's just here to yell at us from the sidelines. black feet is the new black face, animal uprising has begun and president trump is almost finishing building his wall. so let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick things off with a major story from the federal court in brooklyn. if your dream was to be a biggest drug lord in the world, a position just opened up. >> joaquin el chapo goodman is found guilty in his drug trafficking case, convicted on all ten counts, facing life in prison. >> today 12 americans, four men, eight women, after 34 hours of deliberations over the course of six days found him guilty on all ten counts. el chapo stared directly at them the entire time the verdict was read and they stared back. >> trevor: el chapo stared down the jury? that i expected but pretty gan
and welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! take a seat everybody! let's get into it!ur guest tonight -- our guest tonight is the oscar nominated writer and director of blackkklansman, spike lee is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) yeah, he's not here for an interview, he's just here to yell at us from the sidelines. black feet is the new black face, animal uprising has begun and president trump is almost finishing building his wall. so let's catch up on today's...
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welcome to "the daily show," everybody! i'm trevor noah!d thank you for tuning in! let's get to it. our guest tonight the director of the oscar nominated documentary "minding the gap," bing liu is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) a really interesting documentary we're going to be talking about. also on the show tonight, america is in a national emergency. colin kaepernick has finally signed with the n.f.l. and the reason so many white people are talking about empire. but first, happy presidents day. yeah. i'll be honest, this is another american holiday i don't quite understand. you pull a president out of the ground and if it sees its shadow, six more weeks of democracy? do i have it right? and i know a lot of people today have work off, but w we at "the daily show" couldn't take a break because there's so much news to talk about. too much news. thankfully, too much news is the right amount of news for a segment we call ain't nobody got time for that. ( cheers and applause ) mike pence, as vice president, his most important j
welcome to "the daily show," everybody! i'm trevor noah!d thank you for tuning in! let's get to it. our guest tonight the director of the oscar nominated documentary "minding the gap," bing liu is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) a really interesting documentary we're going to be talking about. also on the show tonight, america is in a national emergency. colin kaepernick has finally signed with the n.f.l. and the reason so many white people are talking about...
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noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody!nk you so much for tuning in! thank you for coming out! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight is a musical legend -- a musical legend, ladies and gentlemen, john legend is joining us tonight! ( cheers and applause ) oh, yeah! we're going to chatting with him, and then he's got a new song to play for us. stick around, everybody. also on the show, president bone spurs finally goes to vietnam. people are coming back from the dead and why i.s.i.s. members are saying my bad! but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. let's begin in vietnam where earlier today president trump land for his second summit with north korean leader kim jong un. of course, vietnam is sort of a touchy subject for president trump. the first time he was supposed to go there, he dodged the draft. so, yeah, trump likely wanted to make up for that today. so when he got off the plane, he immediately through a grenade at some vietnamese people, and he was, like, now i'm a war hero, so brave, so brave. ( laughter ) so th
noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody!nk you so much for tuning in! thank you for coming out! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight is a musical legend -- a musical legend, ladies and gentlemen, john legend is joining us tonight! ( cheers and applause ) oh, yeah! we're going to chatting with him, and then he's got a new song to play for us. stick around, everybody. also on the show, president bone spurs finally goes to vietnam. people...
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( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! you guys are amazing! wow! wow! oh, wow! let's get into it, everyone! our guest tonight is an n.b.a. star and activist for democracy in his native country turkey, enes kanter is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on the show, your weave is protected, bernie is back and the jussie smollett story gets weirder than ever. but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. i.s.i.s. now that the dreadful terrorist organization has been almost completely defeated in syria i think we can all admit that's a pretty cool flag. i don't think i'd join just because of that, but i'm just saying now that they're gone, we can talk about this, right? hundreds of i.s.i.s. members have been rounded up as prisoners of war and now there's a new battle over who has to deal with them. >> president trump is calling on european nations to take in hundreds of i.s.i.s. fighters who have been captured? syria and put them on trial. he's warning more t
( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! you guys are amazing! wow! wow! oh, wow! let's get into it, everyone! our guest tonight is an n.b.a. star and activist for democracy in his native country turkey, enes kanter is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) also on the show, your weave is protected, bernie is back and the jussie smollett story gets weirder than ever. but first, let's...
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. ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. you guys are great. take a seat. let's get into it. let's get into the show! i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thanks for coming out, everybody. our guest tonight, your favorite zombie killer and wakandan killer, gur. also on tonight's show, trump's state of the union. was the best and worst ever. beto o'rourke is getting ready to tell us thathe's getting ready to tell us something. first let's catch up on today's headlines. virginia-- last week, the state was thrown into chaos when it came out that governor ralph northam wore blackface in the 80s, which was a dangerous time for that. yeah, dressing up like a black celebrity in the 1980s. a lot of skinny white neckes were snapped from those injuries. anyway, a lot of people said governor northam must step down, give the job to virginia's lieutenant governor, justin fairfax, the next person in line. but then it came out that fairfax has a very serious sexual assault allegation against him
. ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. thank you so much for tuning in. you guys are great. take a seat. let's get into it. let's get into the show! i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thanks for coming out, everybody. our guest tonight, your favorite zombie killer and wakandan killer, gur. also on tonight's show, trump's state of the union. was the best and worst ever. beto o'rourke is getting ready to...
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noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody.hank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. oh, you guys are wild. take a seat! take a seat! wow! this is amazing! so good to have you. our guest tonight is the new democratic congresswoman from minnesota ilhan omar is joining us, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, we'll find out why you will be sick on monday, and neal brennan is here to talk about the ticking time bomb in your pants. but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. election day, it's the most important day on the american calendar right after christmas and the release of the new marvel movies. many people weight in line for hours to vote, which is a problem if you also have to go to work, which is why congress proposed a bill to make election day a public holiday. yeah, and that would be cool. you know who hates cool? this guy. >> senate majority leader mitch mcconnell is slamming a bill to make election day a holiday. >> democrats want taxpayers on the look for generous new benefi
noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody.hank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. oh, you guys are wild. take a seat! take a seat! wow! this is amazing! so good to have you. our guest tonight is the new democratic congresswoman from minnesota ilhan omar is joining us, everyone! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight's show, we'll find out why you will be sick on monday, and neal brennan is here to talk about the...
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" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. tuning in. i'm trevor noah. thank you for coming out. yeah! ( cheers and applause ) oh, yeah. let's get into it! let's get into it. our our guest tonight is the author of "the hate you give," the bestselling novel that became a major movie. now she's got a new book out. angie thomas is joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) also, also on tonight's show, president trump is having the best sleepover. michael cohen says it takes a liar to kitchen a liar. and lewis black has all the diseases. so let's catch up on today's headlines. president trump and kim jong-un. their relationship is like that weird new pokemon movie-- it shouldn't work, but somehow it just does. ( laughter ) so when they met for their second summit meeting today, everyone wanted to see how they would hit it off. >> the president kicking off his high-profile second summit with north korea's leader kim jong-un. the two met just this morning for dinner-- evening time there-- and a on 1 conversation. >> it's great
" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody. tuning in. i'm trevor noah. thank you for coming out. yeah! ( cheers and applause ) oh, yeah. let's get into it! let's get into it. our our guest tonight is the author of "the hate you give," the bestselling novel that became a major movie. now she's got a new book out. angie thomas is joining us, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) also, also on tonight's show, president...
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( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." ary, which means it's black history month. and we're celebrating all month with roy wood jr., and "cp time." ♪ ♪ >> welcome to "cp time." the only show that's for the culture. today, we will be discussing music. without it, your headphones just just be $200 ea ear ear muffs. we know the best music is made by white people. they stole jazz, they stole rock 'n' roll. they even stole something called mumble rap which i'm unfamiliar with, but it contains the word "rap" so i'm sure i'd hade haight it. sacheas much as we get angry ate people for stealing our music we must also realize it has saved us from a lot of shame because there are many amazing musical genres with black roots that black people should be glad white folks took. for example, electronic dance music, or e.d.m., which is just loud thumping that never ends. if that's supposed to be music, than the construction gentleman hammering the concrete outside my house at 9 a.m. is beethoven and balk. even though e.d.m. was identified w
( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." ary, which means it's black history month. and we're celebrating all month with roy wood jr., and "cp time." ♪ ♪ >> welcome to "cp time." the only show that's for the culture. today, we will be discussing music. without it, your headphones just just be $200 ea ear ear muffs. we know the best music is made by white people. they stole jazz, they stole rock 'n' roll. they even stole...
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because i was going to go audition for "the daily show."'." and they were like, "go, go. fly free." >> jimmy: really? yeah. >> yeah. so then i just packed up all my stuff. i got the job. and i moved here. >> how was it like adjusting to new york city life? >> it was a lot. new york was really intense. in l.a., it's very like -- "dude, definitely vibes." [ light laughter ] and here i had realized that i had changed. because i think a few months in, i was getting off of the subway. and there were these two really cute sweet old ladies just shuffling, having a day. and they were walking so slowly that my instinct was like, "get away from me! get away from me!" [ laughter ] i just wanted to -- just push them. >> jimmy: you wanted to push these nice old women? >> i wanted to take them down. and they didn't deserve it. >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> they don't deserve that. [ laughter ] but that -- that just went through your mind. you didn't do it. >> no, of course not. but my instinct was like, "move!" like, "just get!" >> jimmy: then you're like, "i'm
because i was going to go audition for "the daily show."'." and they were like, "go, go. fly free." >> jimmy: really? yeah. >> yeah. so then i just packed up all my stuff. i got the job. and i moved here. >> how was it like adjusting to new york city life? >> it was a lot. new york was really intense. in l.a., it's very like -- "dude, definitely vibes." [ light laughter ] and here i had realized that i had changed. because i think a few...
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♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show."crat from minnesota who became the first somali-american and the first refugee to be elected to congress. please welcome back to the show congresswoman ilhan omar ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome back to the show. >> oh, thank you so much for having me back. >> trevor: it's been a long time since you were last here, and you have done a lot since then. congratulations. >> thank you. >> trevor: at making your way into congress. that's exciting. >> it's been a long journey. >> trevor: and a fruitful journey as well. people love throwing the firsts at you. do you have ever get tired of having to be the first everything -- first refugee, first somali, first woman of color to represent minnesota, first, first, first, first -- >> i think people add first extras that are not real. >> trevor: yes, yes, but you are a trailblazer. just the job alone is something that fundamentally changed what doing kong was. there was a ban fo on hijabs for over 100 years. >> 187 years. >> trevor: do
♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show."crat from minnesota who became the first somali-american and the first refugee to be elected to congress. please welcome back to the show congresswoman ilhan omar ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome back to the show. >> oh, thank you so much for having me back. >> trevor: it's been a long time since you were last here, and you have done a lot since then. congratulations. >>...
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not the easy way... but it's his way. ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show, which means it's black history month, and we're celebrating all month with roy wood, jr. and "cp time." ♪ ♪ >> welcome to "cp time." the only show that's for the culture. today, we'll discuss betrayal. brew us the and caesar, tupac and shug nite, and most memorably the verizon guy going to sprint. the trail is a subject black americans are familiar with. for centuries, america's enemies have tried to recruit us against our own country in times of war. a devious tactic. much like how pierre turned my wife against me by telling her stories of my infidelity. ( laughter ) plus phiier had those lower pelvic muscles that go right to the action zone. i never stood a chance. hater. ( laughter ) turning black americans against america is as old as america itself. during the revolution, the british told american slaves that if they fought for the empire, they could have freedom and land after the war. and when you are a slave, those are the most valuable offers you can get. it goes freedom, la
not the easy way... but it's his way. ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show, which means it's black history month, and we're celebrating all month with roy wood, jr. and "cp time." ♪ ♪ >> welcome to "cp time." the only show that's for the culture. today, we'll discuss betrayal. brew us the and caesar, tupac and shug nite, and most memorably the verizon guy going to sprint. the trail is a subject black americans are...
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my grandmother, for instance-- i interviewed my grandmother for "the daily show." n they say we saw your grandson on the show. she thinks they mean somewhere. she says, they saw you on daily show. >> stephen: how old is she? >> my grandmother is 96, 96. >> stephen: still sharp? >> yeah. still, like, super sharp, super funny. >> stephen: was she a big part of your childhood? >> she was, she was. her big job was when my mom was working, her job was to keep me in the house and stop me from playing outside. i talk about this in my book. i wanted to play with the other kids, but because i was a mixed race child that was illegal in south africa and my grandmother had to keep me indoors because the preliminary accomplice would take me away. >> stephen: because the evidence of your crime is you. >> if you saw me, you would be like, my mom-- something happened here. there was some chocolate that mix the with something else. an c. the' car. tephen: you mentioned your book, "born ame ourn yt' really. >> stephen: here's the thing, that's one thing. the book comes out in paperba
my grandmother, for instance-- i interviewed my grandmother for "the daily show." n they say we saw your grandson on the show. she thinks they mean somewhere. she says, they saw you on daily show. >> stephen: how old is she? >> my grandmother is 96, 96. >> stephen: still sharp? >> yeah. still, like, super sharp, super funny. >> stephen: was she a big part of your childhood? >> she was, she was. her big job was when my mom was working, her job was to...
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welcome to "the daily show," everybody! i'm trevor noah. thank you for tuning in. and thank you for coming out. i appreciate you. take a se seat and let's get ino it. our guest tonight is an amazing filmmaker whose documentary about being young and black in alabama was just nominated for an oscar. ramell ross is joining us, everybody. a brilliant man. also on the show, fox news loves cow farts, americans say don't mess with taxes, and we sent a border wall to trump's rally. ( laughter ) but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. the oscars. it's the night when the world comes together to celebrate filmmakers, and now there's a plan to make the show more exciting by leaving the filmmakers out of it. >> now to new drama surrounding the oscars. there's some backlash this morning after the academy announced four awards will be given out during commercial breaks. >> several categories, including cinematography, won't be aired live. you won't see film editing live, either. the academy has announced, those categories new england to best live action short and makeup/h
welcome to "the daily show," everybody! i'm trevor noah. thank you for tuning in. and thank you for coming out. i appreciate you. take a se seat and let's get ino it. our guest tonight is an amazing filmmaker whose documentary about being young and black in alabama was just nominated for an oscar. ramell ross is joining us, everybody. a brilliant man. also on the show, fox news loves cow farts, americans say don't mess with taxes, and we sent a border wall to trump's rally. ( laughter...
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oscars and was it for the praise for what was described as he's powerful speech about africa now the daily show host who's from johannesburg chose to include a close a phrase in he's in straight let's have a listen. if you don't want to work on the other cheek on the final beach. if you don't mind being on the great suffering. by our front yard which may be in times like the one we fight you go then when we try to find a job this is not a picture nominee. again so what many people didn't realize was that trevor noah offered a completely misleading translation off the phrase what he actually said was why people don't know i'm lying has sparked a huge social media reaction this accorded one of the funniest stunts ever pulled off at the oscars and the other rights respects to travel you know of for his joke to south africans that's of course with is an official language and this tweets credits trivino for putting black history month back on track a reference there to the african-american actor jesse small a who allegedly paid to have a bogus racist attack staged against him and stand accused of da
oscars and was it for the praise for what was described as he's powerful speech about africa now the daily show host who's from johannesburg chose to include a close a phrase in he's in straight let's have a listen. if you don't want to work on the other cheek on the final beach. if you don't mind being on the great suffering. by our front yard which may be in times like the one we fight you go then when we try to find a job this is not a picture nominee. again so what many people didn't...
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. >> plus, "daily show" host trevor noah talks about growing up in white-ruled south africa and how heponds to the recent racism in our country. >>> and george h.w. bush's service doig sully gets ready fr his next mission helping service veterans. you're watching "cbs this morning." ♪ celebrate valentine's day! with hundreds of gifts under $199! and, find great deals on other gifts she'll love! now through valentine's day. only at kay. uh, well, this will be the kitchen. and we'd like to put a fire pit out there, ybe. why haven't you started building? well, tyler's off to college... and mom's getting older... and eventually we would like to retire. yeah, it's a lot. but td ameritrade can help you build a plan for today and tomorrow. great. can you help us pour the foundation too? i think you want a house near the lake, not in it. come with a goal. leave with a plan. td ameritrade. ♪ seaonly abreva cany to help sget rid of it in... ...as little as 2 1/2 days when used at the first sign. abreva starts to work immediately to block the virus and protect healthy cells. abreva acts on it. so
. >> plus, "daily show" host trevor noah talks about growing up in white-ruled south africa and how heponds to the recent racism in our country. >>> and george h.w. bush's service doig sully gets ready fr his next mission helping service veterans. you're watching "cbs this morning." ♪ celebrate valentine's day! with hundreds of gifts under $199! and, find great deals on other gifts she'll love! now through valentine's day. only at kay. uh, well, this will be...
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carol: daily show. jason: and find us online.u.s., a contrarian take that american workers have less leverage with their employers. carol: we heard how workers and activists are finding new ways to get what they want. >> i wanted to know what was going on. how come if unions were dead and the american labor movement was dead, why am a all of a sudden, did we have workers speaking up and getting what they were asking for. carol: what did you find out? tight,labor market is which gives workers a little bit more among seed they might other moxie than they might otherwise have. social media makes a huge difference because it gives people a way to find each other. facebook, co-worker.org, deep in the threads of rent. -- reddit. it allows them to make their case to the public, which companies have become sensitive to. jason: an interesting thing is you talk about different generations having different approaches, but ultimately similar approaches to just wanting a fair workplace. increasingly, it is younger people who are driving this.
carol: daily show. jason: and find us online.u.s., a contrarian take that american workers have less leverage with their employers. carol: we heard how workers and activists are finding new ways to get what they want. >> i wanted to know what was going on. how come if unions were dead and the american labor movement was dead, why am a all of a sudden, did we have workers speaking up and getting what they were asking for. carol: what did you find out? tight,labor market is which gives...
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you can also catch up on the daily show by listening to our podcast.an find us online and on the mobile app. from the nbaames technology also some sat down with bloomberg businessweek this month. netlist's david blitzer, global head of tactical opportunities at blackstone and a comanaging partner of blitzer sports and entertainment, co-owner of the 76ers. >> each year grow so dramatically, no doubt heard we have some very colorful players that really seem to dominate social media, as well as on the court, so it is fun to watch that engagement, but it is just going strength to strength. and if you look at the global nature of the game, how that couples with the incredible performance and athleticism on , frankly, it is giving folks at home and around the world what they want. it does feel like the league, and the owners, have not just allow this to happen, but enabled this to happen. how and why? silver and the entire management team at the nba is incredible. they saw this, and they saw the saw thend they connection that could be made between the league
you can also catch up on the daily show by listening to our podcast.an find us online and on the mobile app. from the nbaames technology also some sat down with bloomberg businessweek this month. netlist's david blitzer, global head of tactical opportunities at blackstone and a comanaging partner of blitzer sports and entertainment, co-owner of the 76ers. >> each year grow so dramatically, no doubt heard we have some very colorful players that really seem to dominate social media, as well...
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also get up on our daily show by listening to our podcast.: you can find us online on businessweek.com and on our mobile app. 2018 was a tough year for many hedge funds. jason: tell that to ray dalio over at bridgewater. his fund generated big profits. carol: and taylor riggs is here to show us just how much. taylor: big profits, especially on a year when it it was tough for competitors. that is when you want to see a hedge fund is starting to outperform. we make this into a graphic that shows the percent return for bridgewater, this macro fund up about 15%, overall gaining $8 billion. the next one we have data for is renaissance technologies only getting $5 billion. so relative to peers, really starting to outperform. always good when the s&p is down. where are you looking to get alpha? jason: this is why people pay hedge funds is to make the sort of money. the other interesting stat i came across is that six out of 10 hedge funds lost money. taylor: that is a lot, especially after the fees. [laughter] jason: ray dalio may be impressive to w
also get up on our daily show by listening to our podcast.: you can find us online on businessweek.com and on our mobile app. 2018 was a tough year for many hedge funds. jason: tell that to ray dalio over at bridgewater. his fund generated big profits. carol: and taylor riggs is here to show us just how much. taylor: big profits, especially on a year when it it was tough for competitors. that is when you want to see a hedge fund is starting to outperform. we make this into a graphic that shows...
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jason: joined carol and me for businessweek every day on the radio or are -- our daily show.: and you can find us online and on our mobile app. jason: we are going to stay on this international cover story. carol: erik schatzker followed an fbi investigation into huawei's dealings. jason: akon ceo explains us what he expects to have the next. >> worst-case scenario and what we have been publicly discussing some of the work we are doing. it could potentially put them in the right direction in terms of what to optimize, i would say that is the worst case in a weapon standpoint. in the context of weapons espionage, simply wanting something to differentiate them from the apples and google's of the world. they are setting up to bring out some sort of finality to the investigation. akhan is looking to file civil litigation concurrent to it. our main purpose is making sure the fbi gets their investigation right. there is in part a national security portion of a corporate espionage, a market value portion. carol: now we get to some of my favorite parts about the story. we talked to e
jason: joined carol and me for businessweek every day on the radio or are -- our daily show.: and you can find us online and on our mobile app. jason: we are going to stay on this international cover story. carol: erik schatzker followed an fbi investigation into huawei's dealings. jason: akon ceo explains us what he expects to have the next. >> worst-case scenario and what we have been publicly discussing some of the work we are doing. it could potentially put them in the right direction...
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you think it's up on the daily show and listen to our podcast.scribe at carol: itunes, soundcloud and bloomberg.com. carol:you can find us online at businessweek.com and other mobile app. movie star brad pitt has faced an uphill battle helping new orleans build. jason: is make it right foundation is being sued by residents of its home for allegedly using substandard material. carol: the foundation is suing its lead architect. jason: let's take a look at this map. it illustrate where make it right has built homes in new orleans'lower ninth ward. carol: that is exactly where make it right has done some redevelopment and brought back new homes. it is an interesting story and there's a lot going on. we caught up with editor dmitry cassidy 80's -- with the editor for more. >> the make it right foundation is one of the nonprofits that went in. it was started by brad pitt. had been in new orleans, but new orleans and had come to know it through various movie shoots, invested in some property there and bought a home. he wasafter katrina, as going on a to
you think it's up on the daily show and listen to our podcast.scribe at carol: itunes, soundcloud and bloomberg.com. carol:you can find us online at businessweek.com and other mobile app. movie star brad pitt has faced an uphill battle helping new orleans build. jason: is make it right foundation is being sued by residents of its home for allegedly using substandard material. carol: the foundation is suing its lead architect. jason: let's take a look at this map. it illustrate where make it...
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you can also catch up on our daily show.d find us online at businessweek.com and our mobile app. in the u.s., a contrarian take that american workers have less leverage with their employers. reporter janet patheon told us about new ways workers and activists are getting what they want. janet: i wanted to know what was going on. how come if unions were dead and the american labor movement was dead, why is it that all of a sudden, did we have workers speaking up and getting what they were asking for. carol: what did you find out? janet: one, the labor market is aght, which gives workers little more moxie than they might otherwise have and feel a little more secure. social media makes a huge difference, because it gives people a way to find each other. facebook coworker.org, deep in , the threats of reddit. -- the threads of reddit. they can share information and talk in a way they have not been able to before, and it also allows them to make their case to the public, which companies have become increasingly sensitive to. jason
you can also catch up on our daily show.d find us online at businessweek.com and our mobile app. in the u.s., a contrarian take that american workers have less leverage with their employers. reporter janet patheon told us about new ways workers and activists are getting what they want. janet: i wanted to know what was going on. how come if unions were dead and the american labor movement was dead, why is it that all of a sudden, did we have workers speaking up and getting what they were asking...
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my next guest is a standup comedian and former field producer for "the daily show." show," jena friedman! ( applause ) >> stephen: well, nice to see you again. >> it's so nice to be here, stephen. >> stephen: the last time we were together was on election night of 2016. it was live. and it was just so memorable. >> it was a night. ( laughter ). >> stephen: it really was. >> yeah. >> stephen: it really was. i still wake up, you know, in a cold sweat sometimes, though i know it really happened. how you have been in the last two years? >> well, it's nice that you sleep. so that's cool. >> stephen: sure, yeah, well... edibles are legal many places now. >> you know, it's been an interesting two years. it's been weird to watch a foreign power meddle in our election. because that's, like, america's thing. ( laughter ) ( applause ) i want to add, though, that it's cool that i can make fun of america without fear of going to jail as of now. ( laughter ) but, you know, so that was weird. i mean, it's been-- how are you? how are you? >> stephen: oh, just-- i'm physically fine.
my next guest is a standup comedian and former field producer for "the daily show." show," jena friedman! ( applause ) >> stephen: well, nice to see you again. >> it's so nice to be here, stephen. >> stephen: the last time we were together was on election night of 2016. it was live. and it was just so memorable. >> it was a night. ( laughter ). >> stephen: it really was. >> yeah. >> stephen: it really was. i still wake up, you know, in a...