comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah, thank you so much for tuning in. our guest tonight, actor you probably know from hbo's silicon valley, jimmy o yang is here, everybody. (cheers and applause) we're going to be talking about his new movie, crazy rich asians but first let's get to today's headlines. this has been another rough week for the trump white house. scandals, bad press, bad poll numbers but the good news is they found someone to blame. >> white house press secretary sarah sanders dropping a bombshell on today's white house. she walked in and read a statement for president trump announcing that the white house is revoking the security clearance of former cea director john bren arne. >> mr. brennan has recently leveraged his status to name a seefers unfounded and outrage us allegations wild outbursts on the internet and tferlings. mr. brennan's line and recent conduct is wholly inconsistent with access to the facial's most closely 4e

south african comedian and presenter the daily show trevor noah made top america's t.v. personalities chart but some say is jokes go way too far oh rule might be don't joke about something called a massacre or just say i mean i don't know if there's any rules but a city away from us. plus germany's colonial past has reexamined as two tribes in south west africa are accused of genocide one hundred years ago. by their very good morning life marti's kevin always with you this wednesday the first of all because just. first to the us no nine one one. help for you if you work for ice the immigration and customs enforcement agency there police in portland oregon are accused of refusing to respond to some emergency calls from ice agents who said they needed assistance to handle violent protests against their agency is facing a huge backlash right now for the way it handles migrants with an abolished the ice movement staging protests across the country caleb open reports from one of them. these protesters are part of an ashen wide campaign all over the country protesters are dema

and south african comedian and presenter of the daily show trevor noah may top american t.v. personalities charge but some say his jokes go too far. a rule might be don't joke about something called a massacre just say i mean i don't know if there's any rules but they stay away from master curry. this is our to international coming to you live from the russian capital where it's just turn two pm welcome to the program. first in the u.s. no no and i want to help for you if you work for ice the immigration and customs enforcement agency their police in portland oregon are accused of refusing to respond to some emergency calls from ice agents who said they needed assistance to handle violent protests against their agency it's facing a huge backlash for the way it handles migrants right now with an a bowl of ice movement staging protests across the country kill them off and reports from one of them these protesters are part of an international why campaign all over the country protesters are demanding that this is unfair. an agency that enforces u.s. immigration law be abolished

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applause ) >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight -- our guest tonight, rapper a$ap rocky is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) yeah! we're going to talk about rap and youth culture, word up! ( laughter ) but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. let's kick off with news from wall street. >> some major news on wall street. apple just became the first american public company to reach $1 trillion in value. >> trevor: $1 trillion. that's it, folks. apple has officially won capitalism. wrap it up. it's over. i'm going to be honest. i don't know how they made $1 trillion. i saw the headline on my iphone. i said, that can't be right, full story on my macbook. even when i had the ipad and blew it up, it sounded so much money! i was listening to it on my iphones and ipad. they had a meeting. we'll never know. >> pope francis is changing the church's stance on the death penalty. the head of t

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applause ] ♪ >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight -- our guest tonight, former white house aide and current white house enemy omerosa manigault-newman is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) yeah, i heard she's been doing interesting stuff lately, and i can't wait to hear about it. speaking of which, let's get to today's headlines. this week, omerosa has been burning up the new news promotig her idea president trump is unhinged. he made her case. >> president trump said omerosa manigault-newman lied when she called him a racist who was heard using the y word on a tape. >> trevor: now, i know what you're thinking. it's weird for trump to say he's never said the n-word and also say mark burnet called him to reassure him saying there's no tape of him saying the n-word. what other things has mark called him to tell trump he didn't do? "mark called me to say i didn't do 9/11, folks, so suck it

. ♪ >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noahcheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! our guest tonight, comedian dl hughley is joining us, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) we'll talk about his new book, "how not to get shot and other advice from white people." it's a fun summer beach read. but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. apple has already taken over the market for computers and phones, and now they're getting ready to hit the road. >> a well-connected analyst says the apple car will roll out between 2023 and 2025. that analyst saying he expects the car to be apple's next star product, which could revolutionize the auto industry like the iphone did for the smartphone market. no comment from apple about those predictions, of course. >> trevor: okay, um, that's just a giant iphone with wheels. ( laughter ) and i don't know if i want to be driving an iphone. i will be, like, siri, turn left. she says, you said drive off a cliff. no!

comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is "the daily show" with trevor noahs and applause) >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, thank you so much for tuning inment i'm trevor noah. my guests tonight, my guests tonight is a hip-hop ledge enand former member of outkast, big boi is here, everybody! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: an i feet like you kind of have sto be a hip-hop ledge inwith a name like big boi. you can't be out there like hi, welcome to olive garden, i will be your waiter big boi. he is also here to chat about his solo album which is great but first today's headlines mples big news out of hollywood as the oscars are planning to focus more on move wrees that people actually watch. >> changes are coming to the oscars. at ward show is adding a popular film category, music that becomes box office hits often nab awards in technical categories but the new category creates more opportunity for fan favorites to be recognized. organizers also say next year's oscars will be more globally accessible. >> trevor: thank you academy. thank you. i mean don't

comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody, thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, our guest tonight is one of america's greatest living directors, spike lee is here, everybody. (cheers and applause) we'll be talking about his new movie "black clabsman" but first it is one of the great ironies of all time that the trump presidency has given us more books than ever before. which is a crazy thing because this is a guy whose favorite thing to read is the hooters t-shirt. (laughter) and this week another trump book hits the shelves. this one from former trump aide and reality tv star omarosa and it is safe to say it is making major head leans. >> omarosa stunning meet the press interview where she tells all about her time in the white house. >> what she calls an insider account of the trump white house. >> they continue to deceive this nation by how mentally declined he is, how difficult it is for him to process complex informat

>> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," everybody! thank you so much for tuning in! i'm trevor noah! let's get into it! let's get into it. our guest tonight, si nger-songwriter skylar grey will be here to chat and play a little music for us, skylar grey is joining us, everybody! she's performing late on in the show. let's get straight into the news. there is a lot of news, almost too much. luckily, though, too much news is just the right amount of news for a segment we call "ain't nobody got time for that." ( cheers and applause ) beyonce -- she took over coachella, she took over the louvre, and now she's taking over vogue. >> beyonce has reportedly been given control over the cover of the september issue of vogue. the singer selected a black photographer to shoot the cover, the first time in the magazine's 126-year history. >> how is that possible? >> trevor: yeah, that's right. beyonce will be the first guest to be given complete control of vogue magazine'

wgbh access.wgbh.org comedy central's world news headquarters in new york this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. welcome to the daily show, everybody, thank you so much for tuning in, i'm trevor noah. our guests tonight, march for our livers activists matt deitsch and emma gonzalez are joining us, everybody. (applause) we'll be talking to them about their road for change tour but first let's catch up on today's headlines. >> i'm not a big fan of most of president trump's policies. but there is one idea that gets me really excited. space wars. and today vice president mike pence came out to join in on the fun. >> now the time has come to write the next great chapter in the history of our armed forces. to prepare for the next battle field, where america's best and bravest will be called to deter and defeat a new generation of threats to our people, to our nation. the time has come to establish the united states space force. lev laugh. >> trevor: god 2k578 this dude is boring. when trump talks about space force he makes it sound like we are going to be on a rocket riding to the moon like space for

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drops box] >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. comeers (cheers and applause) >> trevor: hello. oh, welcome to the daily show, everybody, thank you so much for tuning in. i'm trevor noah. our guest tonight, our guest tonight, our guest tonight is the democratic candidate for governor of georgia, stacey abrams is joining us, everyone. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: an amazing story. if she wins, she will be the first black female governor in america's history! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: yeah. while her opponents, her opponent f he wins he would be the 8,500th white dude governor. so history either way. but first let's catch up on today's headlines. right now the nation of venezuela is not having a good time. the country is bankrupt. there is food shortages and something tells me everyone is not a fan of the president. >> the alleged assassination attempt playing out on live tv. the president of venezuela speaking in a public square interrupted by a series of blasts. his body guards jumping in to protect him holding up shi

www.captionmax.com [patriotic music] - from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, "the daily show with trevor noahe music] [brash hip-hop music] "discrimi-nation." [brash hip-hop continues] - there is a firestorm tonight over what happened three days ago at a starbucks in philadelphia where the police were called in and two black men were arrested. - this video, captured by a witness' cell phone, shows police talking and later handcuffing the men while they were waiting for a friend. - how crazy is this? two men arrested for waiting to meet someone at starbucks. you see, this--this here, this is why black people should always show up late. yeah. if you're early, it's loitering. for our safety, black people, we show up late everywhere we go. in fact, maybe-- this got me thinking. maybe it's not true that black people are never on time; it's just that we only know about the ones who show up late because all the early ones got taken away. maybe that's what it is. and i know, i know. i know there were some people saying, "well, why were these guys in starbucks doing nothing, huh? why?" well, because t

comedy central >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daly show, everybody." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. sit down. let's get into it! sit down! my guest tonight is an old friend of the show. rob corddry is here, everybody ( cheers and applause ) we're going to be talking about his show, hbo show, "ballers," and his new movie "dog days." but first, let's catch up on today's headlines. the ku klux klan is not the powerhouse organization they once were. but they have a new plan to get back on top. >> k.k.k. recruiters are trying to lure kids in upstate new york with candy. klan members have been meeting children as they make their way to the bus in the morning. apparently, they're handing out bags of flyers and snickers candy bars. >> trevor: oh, man! now parents have to be extra worried if their kid comes home with candy. parents are going to be like, "timmy, where did you get that candy? from a pedophile? oh, thank god. i thought it was-- i thought it was the k.k.k.

whines ) [patriotic music] - from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, "the daily show with trevor noah" presents... - and we're gonna win. we're gonna keep winning. we're gonna win so much you're gonna think that... - there's a new report tonight that president trump may have lied his way onto "forbes" magazine annual list of richest americans back in the 1980s. trump first made the list in 1982 with a reported net worth of $100 million. but the documents later proved he was only worth $5 million. he lied about how many apartments the trump organization owned, how much the units were worth, and that trump, not his father, owned the apartments. - that's right, all the way back in 1982, trump apparently got onto the very first "forbes" list by lying about his net worth and claiming that the stuff that his dad owned was actually his, which is a classic lie every 20-year-old would recognize. you know, it's like, "let's get out of here, girl. "i've got my own place... above my dad's garage." [laughter] now, trump lying to "forbes"-- 'cause he easily-- it could easily be seen as just someone

[patriotic music] - from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, "the daily show with trevor noah" presents... [tense music] "separation anxiety." [tense music continues] - last week, the trump administration announced a new policy to deter illegal immigration. if any families are caught entering illegally from mexico, border patrol will take the children away from their parents indefinitely. which is a horrible proposal and a great plot for the mexican reboot of "taken." just be like, "i have a particular set of skills. "i will find you, and i will kill you. "but first, i need to approve my visa. then i'm coming for you, man." so it's a scary time to be an immigrant in america. in fact, it's gotten so bad that during the world cup, all the announcers on telemundo have started whispering. like, "he passes to the winger, and... [quietly] "goal! shh!" so every day the trump administration has been inching closer to their goal of being the norway of the west. but after enacting their latest policy of taking children away from their parents at the border, they seem to have hit a wall.

"the daily show" host trevor noah talked about investigating the president's tweets. his year including outstanding variety talk series. >> now the writers of "the daily show" are out with a new book inspired by president trump's tweets. it's called the donald j. trump presidential twitter library. it's a pop-up library that "the huffington post" describes as the most impressive satire of the current mission to date. >> it's hilarious and the first time to see a look at the presidency through a historical lens. >> right. >> my quo isyou do you think this crazytiones world we is passingre c irazy or pertine crazy? >> when you look at president trump and that's what helps with looks at tweets and content, you have to look at that man. like a star, he burns bright and burns much longer than a human would expect him to burn. it's always thought of the crazy would pass. people say it wouldn't go through the election, beyond the election, or through his first year or second year. we've come to realize this the world we live in now, that we share with donald j. trump. every s

liberal daily show host trevor noah really went after this former fbi agent's fundraising effort saying the money should go to people who really need it. watch. >> there is something we need to address about go fund mes in general. how do people say this is the amount i need, then change the amount when they get it? that's not a thing. imagine you met someone on the street, they're like can you help me, i need $50 to go see my family. okay, here, here. he's like now that i reached $50, i need $100. i need to see my family. what are you doing? now i need $150. seriously, half a million dollars on a go fund me just for hating donald trump. there are cancer patients on that site like hey, we hate him too, can you pay for our treatments? no, you don't really hate him. we can tell. liz: it's amazing, ramping up the amount of money you say you need. you start out at $150,000, then kept raising the goal for the go fund me page that's helping him. what do you think of all this? >> it just shows you that someone who really abused the system, shows you how much individuals like peter strzok and t

trevor noah is, late night comedian. >> he took over for that other guy. >> took over for the other guy, host of the daily show. t republicans' minds. take a listen. >> many republicans will say they hate socialism but really they had labels. it's all in your minds. >> i am proud to be one of a small but growing number of candidates who identify as a democratic socialist. [ cheering and applause ] >> the establishment is terrified of that word. socialism. but if we learned one thing from the obama years, it's that republicans are going to call us socialists no matter what we do. so we might as well give them the real thing. >> it's all in your mind. these are not the droids you're looking for. nothing to see here. we almost elected a democratic socialist in 2016. bernie sanders had socialism in the label of what he stood for. now you've got the socialist from the bronx, tom terrac pereg she's the future of the party. you're going to have apologists in the media. they're saying don't use the label. >> it's all made up. i thought he interviewed ocasio-cortez. trevor noah had a one on one. he asked her about social

apparently omarosa was watching us last night because i got an email that you told trevor noah at "the daily show" she heard me tell you that you knew nothing about conference call, talking about whether the president used for n-word, you said this was a movie script. so she she says, she released at least one of these audiotapes to show you lied to us. >> look, first of all, that is not true as well. there are two of two things that occurred last night in our discussion. you have read for me a book excerpt that i have not seen because the book cannot come out yet, and you referenced mean having been speaking to the president. that is false. we have transcript today of the tapes that omarosa released that prove that to be true. also, i will say, that omarosa actually played cbs today, ed. >> ed: how so? >> she has been on this campaign trail -- on her little book trail -- when her interview with chuck todd and savannah guthriee made a specific claim about me, and that is what i have been addressing in all of my interviews. >> ed: okay. let's get to the point. let's play the clip from last night.

they don't want to go on noah trevors daily show and answer the question, how do you pay for everything promising? but again, extraordinarily compelling stories, but at the same time, trevor noah -- at the same time -- what did i say? >> noah trevor. noah trevor. >>er that both laughing. >> they're both first names. >> yeah. well -- you know what? i was just -- i was -- i was just so excited last night that bradley jackie had extraordinary hit up the middle and brought the sox red back. anyway, it doesn't change the fact that the democratic party's darting left. the republican party is -- is -- is going right, if you want to call that right, and now donald trump is talking about, in his tweets, the possibility of violence and i think you're going to see the press embracing a lot of these candidates on the far left and you're going to have donald trump race baiting all the way to the fall. >> oh, absolutely. i mean, he's already setting this thing up to put that narrative in play, should it look like the house is getting away from them and a lot of the races in general elections now with